Author has written 30 stories for Devil May Cry, Final Fantasy VII, Fullmetal Alchemist, Hellsing, TV X-overs, Silent Hill, Crow, Naruto, Resident Evil series, Ninja Assassin, X-overs, Resident Evil, Harry Potter, Avengers, Kingdom Hearts, House, M.D., Maximum Ride, House of 1000 Corpses/Devil's Rejects, Dissidia: Final Fantasy, Twilight, Movie X-overs, Transformers, Zombieland, and Thor.
Things about me
I am 17 years old.
I am disgusted by yaoi, but I support gay rights.
I hate people who flame my work and can't give proper criticism.
I am an amatuer artist.
I like anime and manga, but I'm not an otaku who likes using words like "kawaii" and "desu".
I am a Grammar Nazi.
I like mostly rock, electronica, dubstep, techno, and 90's hiphop and pop music.
I prefer action over romance, but I really like it when those two are mixed.
I'm a Loki and Thor fangirl.
Out of all the yaoi pairings I hate, I hate celebrity pairings the most; and the one celebrity ship I hate the most is Hiddlesworth.
I love punk/hipster style accessories.
Stories under revision:
Sakura Otinashi(half sister)
Sayoraon Otinashi(Elder twin)
Sayoran Otinashi(Younger twin)
Chaos Otinashi(Elder twin/Deceased)
Jin Otinashi(Younger twin)
Kanna Otinashi(Younger sister)
Bell Otinashi(Adopted sister)
Saki Otinashi(younger sister)
Makoata Otinashi(Younger sister)
Kyo Otinashi(Sayoraon's son)
Nina Otinashi(Jin's daughter)
Star(Jin's girlfriend and Nina's mother)
Final Fantasy VII OCs
Dissidia: Final Fantasy OCs
Allison Davis(She kicks ass)
Full Metal Alchemist OCs
Kingdom Hearts OCs
Katrina Valentine (She is no where near related to Jill)
Kylie Jaide Rainne
Things I protest about:
Micheal Massee being guilty for shooting Brandon Lee ACCIDENTALLY. C'mon, people! GET A LIFE! He didn't do it on purpose! He did it on accident because it was a misunderstanding! A FRICKIN' MISUNDERSTANDING! THERE IS NO CONSPIRACY! If you are looking for conspiracies, go talk to Jesse Ventura.
ABORTION! ABORTION is dumb! I firmly believe EVERY child deserves a chance at life.
Prostitution...TALK ABOUT EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! Don't get me even started on that!
Child abuse AND animal abuse. An animal is like a child, there fore, its child abuse! Children are precious, no matter how many you have, even if they are twins, they ALWAYS have an individual quality. They are ALWAYS different from hte last.
Bullying. Bullying is one of the leading cause for child and teen death because some stupid punk can't keep his mouth shut about how someone looks. People also have a tendency to bully the odd balls in the group. THATS UTTER BULLS!!
Yaoi/Yuri. THERE IS NOTHING HOT ABOUT TWO GUYS/GIRLS HAVING SEX WITH EACH OTHER! THATS JUST NASTY!!
Twilight. EW. VAMPIRES ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO SPARKLE DAMMIT! Don't get me wrong, I like the storyline, but vampires that sparkle is just dumb.
Little ones playing Grand Theft Auto. For one thing, that game is so lame! Second, its too violent for the minds of little ones. Thats why its RATED M!
Road rage. Idiot are the fuckin' cause of road rage. They fuckin' can't drive so they cut you off. Bitches...
Saying Rain the Korean pop star is ugly. If he was so ugly, then he wouldn't have gotten the role as Raizo in Ninja Assassin. He wouldn't have so many fangirls niether. So you see, he is beautiful. He is a magnificent human being with awesome skills. Don't hate o him.
YOU KNOW IT YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF:
You talk to yourself a lot.
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (Of coures I talk to myself. Well, do I? Yes, I do. Well it's not my fault I'm so charming. Yeah, I know... I sound like Chris Jericho. Yeah, I do.)
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (Writing lists is funny. Not it's not! Oh I don't know...)
After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffeine.
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Sticks off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason.
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmemories, Misfit Band Geek, Inuyashagrl101,purpleface14, DX-Dynamite, Jeffismyhero1217, XxMusicxAddictxX, ExtremeRainbowRaiderPrincess, Noah the Devil Huntress
FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink
BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food
FREINDS:Call your parents M. Mrs and grandma and grandpa
BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail
BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN we really messed up"
FRIENDS: Never seen you cry
BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore
FRIENDS: helps you up when you fall
BESTFRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"
FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain
BESTFRIENDS: takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"
FRIENDS: wipes your tears when your rejected
BESTFRIENDS: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"
FRIENDS: will bail you out of jail
BESTFRIENDS: would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"
FRIENDS: When you get thrown in jail will come bail you out
BESTFRIENDS: will be in there with you going "Damn, we fucked up."
FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number
BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later
BESTFRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue"
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you
BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life
FREINDS: Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing
BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
BESTFRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"I'M HOME"
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell
BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell
FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)
BESTFRIENDS: Are for life
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough
BESTFRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we don't waste"
FREINDS: Will ignore this
BESTFRIENDS: Will repost this shit.
1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
Repost if you laughed. Thank you to MysticGypsyGirl for having this on her profile page.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
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