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Joined 07-19-09, id: 2014304, Profile Updated: 11-02-10
Author has written 9 stories for Dogs, Naruto, Bleach, and Vampire Diaries.

writing keeps me grounded.
or some poetic nonsense.

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Bombshell Records by angelforshow reviews
AU. SasuSaku. I vow not to let Karin win. I vow not to get shitfaced every night. I vow to get revenge. This is no fairytale, people. This is WAR.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,887 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Fade Away by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
You can't be a bad guy if you're in love with one of the good girls. Gin is a bad guy. But he wasn't always one.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/15/2010 - G. Ichimaru, R. Matsumoto - Complete
the on call chronicles by ohwhatsherface reviews
collab with the blanket! AU. Bastard-sensei was getting a "physical" from Dr. Haruno in the supply closet, Sai the Male Nurse was smiling like a creeper, Dr. Hatake was changing his female of choice by the hour and Dr. Nara, by the minute. I hate my job.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Naruto U.
suck it by ohwhatsherface reviews
In which Sakura takes a stand, Naruto and Sasuke must make their own sandwiches, and fainting like a pansy and being everyone's little tool is mocked. A lot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
Aptitude of Mercy by snappleducated reviews
Naoto plays Badou's nursemaid. Badou wonders if dying would be less painful. — NaotoBadou
Dogs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Naoto F., Badou N. - Complete
Unfortunate Circumstances by snappleducated reviews
The fifth time they’re found in a broom closet together, the best excuse Draco can think of is that he’s stealing her lunch money. — DracoHermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Merry Band of Idiots by ohwhatsherface reviews
They would probably kill each other before they killed Sasuke. Really, what was Shikamaru THINKING when he said they would make a good team?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Sakura H., Kiba I. - Complete
pretty girl by ohwhatsherface reviews
Kiba didn't know what was worse. Girls when they were pissed off or girls when they were self-conscious. Both were pretty annoying.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Kiba I., Sakura H. - Complete
The General Principles of Ditching at the Altar by La Trizzle reviews
Diamond rings? Check. Fabulously expensive Italian heels? Check. Make sure to scam him for all he's worth, girls, then it's time to ditch that sucker and move on. Just remember to bring the alcohol with you. Oh, and try not to fall in love. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,558 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 119 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
bus boy by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. So maybe sometimes it's okay to talk to strangers. Maybe. And only sometimes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,547 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 48 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
kiss me through the phone by the blanket reviews
CRACK // FLUFF. SasuSaku. “Sakura? Did you pass out? Yell if you’re being molested.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Disenchanted by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
AU. KibaSaku. “I couldn't help but notice that you're gorgeous. Won't you allow me the pleasure of taking your breath away?”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,300 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Sakura H., Kiba I. - Complete
Redefine Typical by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
It took Sakura four meetings to ask for Sasuke's name, and only one to tell him not to fall for her. It took Sasuke one meeting to realize Sakura was very likely insane, and four for him to decide that that was okay. SasuSaku. Oneshot. For Anne.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,896 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 1,136 - Follows: 77 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
TheCherryOnTop by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. She's gone unnoticed for forever but suddenly everyone is seeing her, leaving her with one thing to do. Blog it, of course!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 89,924 - Reviews: 1753 - Favs: 1,837 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
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habit reviews
"She was throwing dresser drawers around the room like pillows." "He thought it was just newlyweds, getting at it." —ItachiSakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Cereal and Co reviews
When he wakes up in the morning, the first thing he wants to see is her. Every morning. For the rest of her eternity. —DamonElena.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Villain reviews
Nowadays, he finds himself wishing that annoying clichés really did happen. Surely he must be thinking this while completely intoxicated, but he wanted a happily ever after with her. —DamonElena.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Delivered reviews
He wasn’t one to be professionally skilled at comforting girls; they didn’t come to him for those sorts of things. “And besides, I have a bigger refrigerator box at home you can sit in.” —KakashiSakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
McSmokey reviews
We’ve been working at Akatsuki General Store for two weeks, now. And when he finally DOES stop to spare me a few sweets words, they happen to be, “Stop breathing.” Fab. —SasukeSakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
She Lives on the Edge reviews
Upon their first encounter, Ichigo drew her into his arms… mostly because she was dancing on the railings of a bridge and he automatically assumed she was suicidal. —IchigoRukia.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Basics and then Some reviews
He was Sleeping Cutie; she was Princess Charming. The story plays out differently, but baby, we’ve got the basics down. —ShikamaruIno.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
Solid reviews
He came to her house with flowers, chocolates, and one important question, only to be targeted by flying tissue boxes and medical textbooks. On the bright side, at least her parents weren’t home. —SasukeSakura.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Deeper Than Skin reviews
His crimson eyes danced over the scar that has tainted her nude body; the scar that forever bounds her to the past; the scar that makes her very similar to him. A bitter smile graces his lips. —HaineNaoto.
Dogs - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Haine R., Naoto F. - Complete