Author has written 6 stories for Dog Soldiers, One Piece, Wolf's Rain, and Pokémon.
Hey, what's up dudes/dudettes? I just thought I'd share that I now have Twitter!! And if you're a fan, go to twitter and type in FallonTheCoyote. I'll be posting little things about my stories, like updates; and maybe a little fact now and again about a story. If you want to know the little secrets about my stories, Twitter me!!
Name: Fallon the Coyote Pirate.
Age: 15 (You judge me because i'm a teenager, judge yourself for being a stereotype if you just thought something bad about me!)
Hair: short, stright cut bob. Dark earthy brown in colour with lighter blond high-lights.
Eyes: Blue, not a sky blue or a crystal blue though. Like a steel blue or an Ice Blue.
Location: Northern Ireland, UK.
Likes: Cartoons, Reading, Writing, watching horror movies, Manga, Anime, Wolves, Music, Drawing, Horror Films, Reptiles, Werewolves, Vampires, Dragons, Snow, Winter, Motorbikes, Dogs, The rain, Ice Hockey and those dog clicker things.
Dislikes: The colour pink, skirts, Hello Kitty, Summer, hot weather, Cats, Vegetables, My Little Pony, Perfume and SpongeBob SquarePants.
Favourite Film(s): An American Werewolf in London, Dog Soldiers, The Lost Boys, Pet Sematary, The Nightmare Before Christmas, One Piece Movie 5: The Curse of the Sacred Sword, Drop Dead Fred, Balto, How to Train your Dragon, Corpse Bride, Pokemon the Movie: 2000, Scooby-Doo: the movie, Watership Down, Bambi, Cirque Du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant, Peter Pan (the Disney cartoon) and Sky high.
Favourite TV Show(s): The Mentalist, The Guardian, Reaper, FRIENDS, Scrubs, Mythbusters, Wizards Of Wavery Place, iCarly, Murder She Wrote, Diagnosis Murder, Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction, Primeval, Coronation Street, Eastenders, Ghost Whisperer, A Nightmare on Elm Street: the series, Friday The 13th, True Blood, The Munsters, Being Human and Wild Russia.
Favourite Cartoon(s): Loonatics Unleashed, Teen Titans, Storm Hawks, Scooby-Doo, American Dragon: Jake Long, Galactik Football, Loony Tunes, Danny Phantom, Tom & Jerry, The Secret Saturdays and South Park.
Favourite Cartoon Character(s): Tech E. Coyote (Loonatics Unleashed), Beast Boy, Robin, Raven (Teen Titans), Aerrow, Radarr, Piper, Finn, Stork, Junko (Storm Hawks), Scooby-Doo, Shaggy (Scooby-Doo), Jake Long, Fu Dog, Fred Nerk, Trixie, Spud (American Dragon: Jake Long), D'Jok, Ahito, Sinedd, Tia, Aarch (Galactik Football), Wile E. Coyote, Bugs Bunny, RoadRunner Daffy Duck, Taz the Tasmanian Devil, Porky Pig, Sylvester the Cat (Loony Tunes), Danny Fenton, Sam Masterson, Wulf (Danny Phantom) Tom the Cat, Jerry the Mouse, Butch the Cat, Spike the Dog (Tom & Jerry) Zak Saturday, Doyle (The Secret Saturdays) Kenny McCormick, Kyle Brofloweski, Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman, Butters (South Park.)
Favourite Anime: One Piece, Wolf's Rain, Saiyuki, Vampire Knight, Naruto, Yu-Gi-Oh, Ghost in The Shell: 2nd Gig and Cowboy Bebop.
Favourite Manga: One Piece, Vampire Knight, Saiyuki, +Anima. But mainly One Piece.
Favourite Anime/Manga Character(s): Roronoa Zolo (One Piece), Tsume (Wolf's Rain), Senri (+Anima) Yami Yugi, Joey Wheeler (Yu-Gi-Oh), Cho Hakkai (Saiyuki) and Spike Spiegel (Cowboy Bebop).
Music: I'll listen to about anything, Pop, punk rock, Rock and Roll, Rap and Country. The only thing i won't listen to is Rav, terrible stuff!
Favourite Band(s): Three Days Grace, Green Day, McFly, Linkin Park, Simple Plan, Bowling For Soup, Forever the Sickest Kids, The All-American Rejects, The Hoosiers, Paramore, Snow Patrol, Plain White T's, Scouting For Girls and My Chemical Romance.
Favourite Album(s): Three Days Grace (Three Days Grace). American Idiot, Warning (Green Day). The Black Parade, You bring me Your bullets I'll bring you my love (My Chemical Romance). Hybrid Theory (Linkin Park). Brand New Eyes (Paramore).
That's most of the basic things covered, of course, i don't want to bore you with the story of my life. So i'm not going to tell it, the only reason i'm here is to entertain all of you out there as i do In The Real World.
Think of me as a much kinder female version of The Joker, if you will. No, i don't have green hair. No, i don't wear clown make-up with a large red grin and No, i don't wear purple suits. I Aim To Entertain, as I always say. I do not aim to kill people, Rob banks or have a bad hatred for Batman. I do not have a scar on my face and i'm not twisted or Psychotic.
I am however Clinically Insane, Sarcastic, Rarely Quiet, Creative, Aggressive, Energetic, Curious by nature and I'm not one to hold a grudge unless it was something serious. Well, I didn't say I was good, or that I was a sane and normal person.
I'm doing the exact thing i said i wasn't going to, i'm telling you my Life Story. Well, i suppose i'm not actually. I'm only telling you about myself, telling you my life story would be dull and pointless. Two things i am the opposite of.
There's not much else to tell about me, I guess What You See Is What You Get.
Now On To more Important Matters: Story Ideas
This is the first time (and possibly only time, depending on how it turns out.) I'll be doing a Harry Potter story, set in their third year. It'll be starring my OC character, Riley Lykanson. Forget about Tonks and Teddy will never exist, because Remus Lupin is Riley's little wolf. yeah, it's a Remus LupinxOC. That's all the information you're getting until i've finished the first chapter.
A Twilight Story, a romance about Jasper Hale. In this story, he isn't with Alice. She's with another Vampire, but he doesn't matter at the minute. My OC was turned into a Vampire by Carlisle during the 1800's in Ireland, she travels with him for a few years. Learning how to control her thirst for blood, thanks to his help. Then She travels the world on her own, she started practicing the accents of every place she went to. She goes to Forks, Washington from Australia. And yes she has an accent, but that's not all. She has a power. But what? you'll find out. Jasper/OC.
I've been thinking about this for a while, a Teen Titans story. The Guardian is the name of this story. So, we all know that Robin the leader of the Teen Titans used to be Batmans sidekick. During his stay with Bruce Wayne, he befriended a woman by the name of Maxine Black. One of Bruce's close friends from his childhood. She is known to friends as Max though, and she is quite unique. Max is a werewolf. She is a member of a corporation of Guardians. Once you become a Guardian, you have two seperate lifes. Your original life, and your Guard life. Which you also get a Code-name as well for to protect the Guardian's identity's. Max's Guardian code-name is Survivor. Each Guardian is the protector of a group of superheroes or supervillains, they don't get to choose, they get assigned to whoever. The superheroes/villains the Guardians are sent to protect are called Charges. Max just so happens to be the assigned Guardian of the Teen Titans.
I'm not sure how this will turn out, but i was thinking of a Loonatics Unleashed story. Called An Old Friend. It's a Tech E Coyote love story. i haven't planed it out yet so you'll have to wait and see what it's about. Tech E Coyote/OC.
Now, High School Musical 2, maybe a Ryan love story. Troy has a sister, named Jessica(Jess for short). She's the Captain of the schools Ice Hockey team(Why Ice Hockey? because i love it), called the East High WildCats. Just like the Basketball team. She hasn't met Gabriella yet, why?, because at the start of the year when Gabriella started the Ice Hockey team was off to play against the North High Polarbears. But, Troy starts to get worried when she and the team are a few days late back. Why? he soon finds out when everyone starts screaming happily, Troy goes to find out, but what does he find? Ryan Evans/OC.
Another One Piece idea here, same Wiley Pirate crew, different setting. This time; Fallon, Roxy, Nick and Jasper are out in the Alabasta desert. Fallon has already ran into Luffy once, but he hasn't recognised her yet. And neither has Zolo!
Shane is still the bad guy in all this, for those of you who haven't read 'Trouble And The Grand Line' Shane is Roxy's twin brother. and an ex-Wiley pirate!. Still ZoloxOC, possibly still SanjixOC, haven't decided about the RobinxOC yet but it is an idea.
(If you look at my Profile picture, that's what the Wiley Pirates Jolly Roger looks like.)
Most commonly used four Characters.
Name: Fallon (Heliox 'Wiley' Fallon in One Piece)
Description: Only a little shorter than 5ft 10ish in height with dark Lava Red hair that just barely reaches her shoulders
Paired off with: ZoloxFallon(One Piece), TsumexFallon(Wolf's Rain)
Paired off with: SanjixRoxy(One Piece), KibaxRoxy(Wolf's Rain)
Paired off with: RobinxNick(One Piece)
Paired off with: No One
(Stay tuned for the finished Characters!)
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to he-double hocky sticks.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove mybeliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a wh.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a wh.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a s
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking w.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible s.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a h
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG A
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST have seven wives.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a wh
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small p
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I HANG OUT with teenage DRINKERS AND SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOUR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be a controlling bitch
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a b
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a w myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSS-DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FAN-GIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT... I MUST be a tree hugging hippie
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion(I am)
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic ba
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I'm a tomboy SO I must be LESBIAN
I'm a TOMBOY so I MUST be athletic
Opening Credits: The Sound of Silence - Simon & Garfunkel
Waking Up: Rotting - Green Day
First Day At School: Teenage Kicks - Busted
Falling In Love: Lies - McFly
Fight Song: Mama (Guest Vocals) - My Chemical Romance
Breaking Up: Please Don't Leave Me -P!nk
Prom night: I'm a Believer - The Monkees
Life: Wake Up - Three Days Grace
Mental Breakdown: Bad Day - Daniel Powter
Driving: James Bond - Scouting for Girls
Flashback: Demolition Lovers - My Chemical Romance
Getting back together: The Reason - Hoobastank
Wedding: Teenager in Love - Marty Wilde
Birth of Child: Playing God - Paramore
Final Battle: Perfect World - Simple Plan
Funeral Song: Crawling - Linkin Park
Final Credits: God Must Hate Me - Simple Plan
WEIRD QUIZ THING:
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.
"Well, Let's go," Klaus said. "Justice Strauss said we could come over soon, and we don't want to be standoffish." - A Series of Unfortunate events; Book 1, The Bad Beginning.
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?
A Pair of Headphones
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
White Van Man
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Domino's Pizza advert and Ceiling Fan
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Four hours ago when I was leaving my House to go to my Granny's
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Can of Pepsi Max
9. What are you wearing?
Black Pajama bottoms with white 'Jack Skellington' heads all over them; and a black short sleeved, Ice-Hockey-type shirt with 'Jack Skellington' on them. My shirt also has 'SKELLINGTON' on the back with the number '93' underneath it.
10. Did you dream last night?
Yes, I just don't remember what about.
11. When did you last laugh?
During Lunch today when my friend, Sophie was being really weird.
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Ironically enough, Wallpaper
13. Seen anything weird lately?
I found a mark on my ankle that looks like a scar.
14. What do you think of this quiz?
It's random, I wonder why i'm doing this...
15. What is the last film you saw?
Paranormal Activity 2
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
I would buy a house out in the Countryside somewhere; And a few acres of land and help bring the numbers of endangered Animals up by a few Hundred numbers. I would give most of the money to my parents; and my grandparents, some to my aunties and uncles, a few hundred put aside in a Saving Account.
With what I am left with, I'd split it into two parts; one part to keep for bills and wages, the other part I'd give to a selected/few charities that I really want to help.
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know
I'm a Caffiene Addict. I love Coffee and caffiene filled drinks to much.
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
i can't choose one thing, there are so many things i would change, such as; stopping animal abuse, stopping hunger, stopping war, stopping poverty,
19. Do you like to dance?
20. George Bush:
Never cared about him.
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Riley Cairns (My last name)
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Vincent, Griffin, or Edgar Cairns (My last name)
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Of course; I'd love to go to Scotland, Canada, or somewhere where it snows more than a week out of the whole year.
You Know you are seriously addicted to NCIS when: (Guilty of one's in bold)
Your computer malfunctions and you're looking around for McGee to fix it.
The television network shows a promo for a re-screen and you can name episode title AND number.
You wander the convenience stores hoping to find Caff-Pow.
You have an overwhelming desire to head slap anyone who ticks you off
You find yourself scanning bookstore shelves for a copy of "Deep Six"
You find yourself calling the New Kid 'Probie'
You see everywhere someone who reminds you of an NCIS character, you could swear they were their double, when they're probably nothing like them!
You actually consider a spider web tattoo on your neck
You begin building a boat in your basement just like the one Gibbs has
You super-glued your co-worker's fingers to his keyboard and then left the room
You look on the Internet for a Mighty Mouse stapler
You postpone needed surgery because you might still be under when the show comes on
You ask a bunch of nuns if you can bowl with them
You take to drinking strong black sugarless Coffee by the gallon
You teeter on impossible stilettos
You confuse English expressions
You start talking to any dead creature
You talk to your PC, CD player, TV and all other forms of technology in your life
You hold conferences with your neighbors in the lift in your block of flats
You drive at breakneck speed ignoring traffic and traffic signs
You take to wearing a dog collar with studs or spikes instead of pearl necklaces
You dye your hair red
You're convinced your life will be complete if only you can obtain a farting hippo stuffed toy that you can name Bart
You dye your hair black and wear it in pigtails
You become a Goth
You start wearing black lipstick
You have a penchant for long winded stories Your catchphrase becomes "D'ya think?" or "On it boss!"
You write novels using your workmates as your source of inspiration
You get into forensic science
Your favorite hat is a bright orange beanie
You only notice young men who wear Italian designer label suits/footwear or silver-haired blue-eyed men who buy their clothes from Sears
You start referring to water cooler gossip as 'scuttlebutt'
You refer to the loo/restroom as the 'head' -- and you were never in the Navy
You talk about 'Zulu time'
You 'profile' any potential friend/boyfriend/girlfriend/customer/neighbor
You insist that the second B in your name stands for 'B' - even if your name doesn't have a B in it!
You can eat cold pizza without your stomach churning
You can go on a frat holiday to Panama Beach
You have frat brothers even if you haven't the foggiest what that is
You start threatening people that bug you that you'll kill them 18 different ways with a paper clip, if they don't shut up.
Take to calling men 'skirt chasers'
Seriously look into getting color-contacts and try to copy the exact tint of Gibbs' eyes. or whichever character floats your boat.
You give up sunbathing to get that alabaster colored skin
You sleep with a gun under your pillow
You give your lover honey dust
You take a liking to the smell of sawdust
You have problems using chopsticks when eating Chinese take-away
The idea of building a boat in your basement, even though you will have no way to get it out of the basement when completed without demolishing several walls, seems like a sane, rational, intelligent thing to do.
Drinking bourbon neat becomes your favorite tipple
You give up watching the 6 Nations Cup (rugby) to watch baseball
Get your partner to wear comfortable loafers instead of Doc Martens
You start addressing people, particularly men, by their surname, dropping the 'mister' entirely.
You connect with kids when before you'd have run a mile
You become versed in ballistics
You become fascinated by military acronyms
You begin calling your boss "Director"
You call wild drivers "Ziva’s"
You discover you can instill fear in people simply by glaring at them
When a friend asks for support you say 'on your six'
You think the FBI is inefficient
You consider you and your lover having a quickie at the local morgue
You begin to wonder what sex in an armored personnel carrier would be like.
You suddenly like men dressed in Gunnery Sergeant uniforms with or without the cover (cap/hat)
You want your kids/lover/partner to carry a GPS chip about their person so they can be located at any time
You become a bomb disposal expert
You consider renaming your children/grandchildren Jethro and Abby
You spend most of your time reading/writing NCIS Fiction on Fan Fiction.Net.
You buy DVD copies of movies that have NCIS cast members in, even though they are movies you wouldn't normally watch.
You spend another large amount of your time reading NCIS Fiction on Fan Fiction.Net and NCISArchive.Net
You get DVD copies of shows with NCIS cast members even if you don't like the shows
You rout You Tube for interviews/snippets of said cast
You're favorite car is a sedan
You have several duplicate mobiles/cell phones in case you break one
You have a new respect for the Israeli Army--especially the female members
You call the outsourced staff at your office 'liaison' workers
And if your big boss is female you address her as Madam, Director, or Ma'am
You refer to a stethoscope as a 'Rubber Ducky'
The randy smart-aleck male in your office is nicknamed DiNozzo
You start calling your husband/significant other My little hairy butt.
You ask your husband/significant other to call you Sweetheart instead of honey or babe.
You head slap everyone close to you who says/does something annoying.
I hope everone at FanFiction has a very merry Christmas!! And a Happy New Year!!