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Joined 07-20-09, id: 2015224, Profile Updated: 11-09-12
Author has written 12 stories for Star Trek: 2009, and Sherlock Holmes.

"Do not meddle in the affairs of slashers,
for you are cute and go well with other men."

Me? I'm boring, I promise. Keep reading, and I'll prove it.

But anyway...

I have been a Trekkie pretty much forever. (I started to say that I was a Trekkie before it was cool -- but, yeah. Guess it's never been cool.) I've fallen irrevocably in love with Sulu and Chekov -- both individually and as a pair -- and have found that I've gotten rather absorbed in (please read, "obsessed by") my "Both Ways/Sestina" 'verse. But hey -- we all have our little quirks, and that's one of mine. (There are more where that came from.)

I've also been into slash and fanfic since before I knew there even were such things -- God help me, I used to write "Hogan's Heroes" and "Man from U.N.C.L.E" fanfic in elementary school.

I also love Harry Potter -- and have, in fact, been introduced to the joys of Harry/Draco slash. (Ginny WHO?)

So far, I've only gotten up the nerve to write for "Star Trek," but I'm kind of all over the place with what I read. (Harry Potter, Torchwood/Doctor Who, House, Sherlock Holmes in any book/movie/TV incarnation, even old West Wing stuff. Like I said -- all over the place.)

About that: This summer, Sherlock Holmes has consumed my BRAIN. Not BBC "Sherlock," but the original 19th-century Arthur Conan Doyle 'verse. It's just gorgeous, and honestly slashy as anything -- as poor Watson (in the real stories) is so obviously in love with Holmes that it'd be sweet if it weren't so sad (for Watson and his wife). Thank goodness for fanfic so that we can fix the "unrequited" part of his problem for him...

Sometimes I end up in fandoms with which I'm not all that familiar in "real life," just because I stumble across an author whose work is just so darned intriguing. (You're over here reading my profile because I've put you on "alert" and you have no idea why, when I've never reviewed you? So now you know; even if I'm not knowledgeable enough write an intelligent review of your work, you're still awesome, OK...?)

Like I said, I enjoy reading a lot of the stories out here -- I'm usually reading when I ought to be writing -- and I try to review whenever I can. If I think a piece is awesome, you bet you'll hear from me.

If I think it's laughably bad, or if I've looked at my computer screen and said, "You have got to be kidding me -- that is SO STUPID," then you won't hear from me -- because I probably wouldn't be able to convince you to change anything, and there's no use hurting your feelings.

I'm sure there's a ton of really good het out there, but when it comes to my taste in stories I like to read -- I have to say that I'm pretty much all about the slash. This is amusing if only because I am very, very straight in my own "real life." So, go figure.

That said, I can't even begin to read ANYTHING with mpreg.

Repeat after me, children: Unless you are writing a fic about SEAHORSES, the male cannot become pregnant. They do not have eggs to be fertilized. They do not have uteri or any other nice little sterile enclosures in their bodies in which to gestate another life, nor do they have a means to nourish another growing life form. They just DON'T. Moreover, on the rare occasion when I do hold my nose (figuratively) and try to read such a story, they inevitably trot out the most gruesomely trite cliches about pregnant women and use those on the pregnant male. There truly aren't words to appropriately express the scorn and loathing I have for that entire sub-genre of slash. I don't care if you're my favorite author on the planet -- you write mpreg, I will not read it.

In that vein -- if you're going to write slash with two guys, please don't make one of them act like a badly-cliched woman (weepy, clingy, dependent, needy -- you know) unless the character you've chosen is like that in canon as well. If one of the characters is written as essentially a woman with a penis, it's not only bad slash, it's bad het, too.

I am equally creeped out by any piece wherein an OC is the love interest (bleeaah). I also mostly won't read pieces that start with summaries wherein the authors tell us that they suck at "summeries." They also suck at spelling.

I don't mind angst in stories, but insist upon happy endings. Because I just do. I can find plenty of tragedy in the actual world, thanks. (BTW, if you want to interpret that as me saying that I insist upon happy endings in my own work as well, feel free to do exactly that.)

I shudder when I read someone using "orbs" as a synonym for "eyes." And yes, I know. You feel as though you're getting repetitive, and it's hard to write any decent relationship stuff without talking about eyes a lot. But seriously, kids. NOBODY uses that word. I mean, really -- "Let me get my sunglasses -- the light is making my orbs hurt."

Well, okay -- Lord Byron uses that word. But he died in 1824. So... yeah.

Are you still reading this? Really?

Personally, well -- I love to sing, and pretty much do so at all times, whether I'm meaning to or not. Music is mostly what I do with my spare time -- when I'm not writing my random nonsense. And it turns out that spare time is something I don't have nearly as much of as I'd like.

I also am an enormous history dork. You name it -- if it happened a long time ago, I'm probably interested.

Shakespeare is my homeboy.

I've never met a foreign language I didn't like -- I've just started learning Italian, and can tell you all kinds of useful things. Like, "The boy/girl/man/woman is walking/running/swimming/eating/drinking/sleeping/reading/writing." Or any one of those people might be driving a car (or in the case of the children, not driving a car.) Let's just say I'm not planning on taking Tuscany by storm anytime soon...

I'll read almost anything I can get my hands on (though Jane Austen is my favorite author EVER -- and I'm still refusing to read "Twilight," just on general principle), and I am just a horrific Spelling/Grammar Nazi.

My biggest pet peeves:

=> Right here. Here's the killer. You LOSE something, not LOOSE it. (Of course, if you lose it because it fell off due to being loose, that could be another story.) But seriously -- that one bugs me so much that sometimes I have to stop reading the entire piece when I run into it. It is my version of nails on the chalkboard. (And yes. You can "loose" Rapunzel's golden tresses -- or a volley of arrows -- or a pack of hounds. But how often do you encounter that verb in day-to-day writing? Not often. Most of the time if you see "loose" used as a verb, it's because someone meant "lose," and misspelled it. So, seriously -- I forget who jumped my case about this particular omission on my part, but get over it.)

Told you I was a Grammar Nazi.

Your/You're really shouldn't be that tough for people.

It is spelled DEFINITELY.

If you spell it "defiantly," it will indeed make it through spell check -- but then it means that someone/something is defying someone/something else, and is a completely different word.

Punctuation is important. Really. Can't end a sentence without at least a little bit of it.

QUOTATION MARKS DO NOT END A SENTENCE. DO YOU HEAR ME?

I had to stop reading what seemed to be a reasonably decent story the other day because of dialog like this:

"Spock, I'm sorry"

"It is quite alright captain"

Quick -- can anybody tell me what these quotes needed?

Yes! Periods!

Because otherwise the sentence doesn't end

And that looks weird

And if I add quotation marks at the end it really doesn't look much better"

Just... GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH. Makes my orbs hurt just to LOOK at quotes like those.

And, in case you haven't already dismissed me as a nit-picking crackpot, here's more...

One does not "reign" something in. One, in fact, "reins" something in.

Difference? Kings and queens reign over their countries.

When your horse is out of control, you use the reins to get it back to where you want it. When that happens, you say that you have "reined in" the horse. You're only going to reign if you're actually the monarch of a sovereign nation, like, say, Sweden or something...

Taut/Taught/Taunt:
If you mean that something is tight, it is taut.
If someone is receiving instruction from someone else, they're being taught.
To insultingly mock something/someone is to taunt.

I was reading a fic recently about a guy's "taught" stomach muscles, leading me to wonder
a)who had been able to teach them, and
b)exactly what the muscles had learned as a result.
It made me want to taunt the author who wrote the story...

And I am getting SO FREAKING SICK of people saying "discrete" when they actually mean "discreet."

Yes, of course they're both words. However:

Discreet: Marked by, exercising, or showing prudence and wise self-restraint in speech and behavior; circumspect.

Chances are excellent that this is the word you want, and not...

Discrete: constituting a separate entity : individually distinct.

So, yeah... that's probably as much as you want to know for now.

I told you I was boring.


*o*o*o*o*o*o*o*o*

Here's something new -- for me, at least. I've been introduced to the wonderful world of fan video. (Well, yeah -- I've been watching them forever, but now I've figured out how to make them, sort of.)

If you're so inclined, here's a link to my Kirk/Spock vid, "Waiting For My Real Life to Begin."

What can I say -- it's a first try. If you watch it, let me know what you think! XOXO

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The Commentary of TOS for KS by Brittany Diamond reviews
While going through every episode top to bottom, I'll be looking for evidence that supports K/S and also discussing the arguments against it. Serious about the argument, ridiculous about everything else. M for language. Yay 60s.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 279,693 - Reviews: 2868 - Favs: 1,099 - Follows: 856 - Updated: 5/14 - Published: 6/1/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
Unwritten Fate by Cinnamon secrets reviews
Jim considers what his best option is given that he is no longer the Captain of the Enterprise. Slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 205,225 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 895 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 7/18/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock
Symptoms of Fatigue by JadeMac2442 reviews
Kirk has been awake for ninety-six hours. He's pushed past his limits and is about to collapse from exhaustion. They saved Earth, they destroyed the Narada. Now they just have to make it home. A friendship fic.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,262 - Reviews: 2083 - Favs: 2,582 - Follows: 2,981 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 9/17/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
The Basics of Primary Ed by Caera1996 reviews
AU where Kirk is a kindergarten teacher and McCoy is the parent of a student. Now complete.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 136,062 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 3/31/2010 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Performance in a Leading Role by MadLori reviews
AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 166,487 - Reviews: 1814 - Favs: 4,472 - Follows: 1,066 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Arguing With Chip and Pin Machines by starrysummernights reviews
A collection of drabbles that offer a peek into the lives of John and Sherlock, Mycroft and Lestrade, and other Sherlock characters. Humor, Fluff, Romance, Angst, Johnlock, and Mystrade. Cover art by the wonderful Frogstarr.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 34,779 - Reviews: 1031 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 2/1/2013 - John W., Sherlock H., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Lucid by doctorg reviews
Now complete! The first time it happened was by accident. Post-Reichenbach, John finds a way to hold on to Sherlock after all.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 75,543 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Buried Treasure by kedgeree reviews
Sherlock has a special room in his mind palace that he would really rather John never found out about. Johnlock. Pre-slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,979 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Backup Drive by Dlvvanzor reviews
Before Sherlock deletes personal information, he writes it down in his "Personal Backup Drive," just in case he needs it back someday. Some things, however, won't delete. Like Victor Trevor, for example. And John. Johnlock, oneshot.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,553 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Atlas by Angel Baby1 reviews
Between what was and what will be stands James Tiberius Kirk, in all his fractured patchwork glory. Because saving the Federation was only the beginning. Eventual K/S
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 146,442 - Reviews: 3514 - Favs: 4,200 - Follows: 1,546 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 8/31/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Invading Afghanistan by starrysummernights reviews
When John's girlfriend becomes fed up with his obvious love of Sherlock and breaks up with him, John must decide the best way to proceed- how to tell Sherlock he loves him and wants more from their relationship? Will the consulting detective even feel the same way? Eventual Johnlock, rating may go up in later chapters.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,818 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 12/4/2012 - Published: 11/22/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Given In Evidence by verityburns reviews
Coming back from the dead can be a complicated business. With a new case on the horizon, rebuilding a life is one thing... rebuilding a friendship quite another. For Sherlock and John, things may never be just the same... Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 19 - Words: 101,640 - Reviews: 1644 - Favs: 1,762 - Follows: 1,081 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Motherhen by Abraxania reviews
Kirk is visiting his hometown and meets his former teacher after the 5-year mission of the Enterprise. She notices that there is something more between Jim and his best friend Bones. She just needs to set things in motion. Kirk/McCoy: the true love story
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,942 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 3/10/2010 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones
What is Essential is Invisible to the Eye by Prothrombintime reviews
Jack and Ianto's epic journey, from the beginning to the end... and beyond. Spoilers for everything. Canon compliant, including selected books, audio books, and radio plays, through Children of Earth… with a twist.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 200 - Words: 426,777 - Reviews: 1697 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
The Intimacy Series by MyPrivateLaughter reviews
Perhaps Sherlock and John didn't become intimate suddenly after a breathless row or in the euphoria of solving a case. Perhaps it was after a gradual series of unlikely events during a particularly hot summer...
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,818 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 3/25/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Turn by Sara's Girl reviews
One good turn always deserves another. Apparently. Epilogue compliant/AU. HPDM slash but some canon het along the way. Please trust me - I promise the epilogue will not bite you.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 321,769 - Reviews: 1626 - Favs: 2,003 - Follows: 855 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
dickweenie by Jim from IT reviews
Sherlock leaned in close to John's luscious ear and whispered seductively "Jawn. Jawn. I'm inside of you," Sherlock paused most dramatically "With my dick-weenie." Sherlock finished with a flourish.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
We Go Anywhere But To The Ground by wincasters reviews
John's face crumples in on itself and the hurt that's been rattling around between his bones suddenly erupts into a painful bloom, and he falls. Sherlock Holmes, even in death, remains the only man capable of bringing John Watson to his knees.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,571 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 1,688 - Follows: 156 - Published: 2/1/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Beautiful Vulcan by T'Key'la reviews
This isn't my fault - passionfornight asked if I had ever written or would consider writing a Pretty Woman/Star Trek story. This has been percolating ever since. Featuring rent-boy Spock, and Kirk - the man who falls in love with him. AU.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 59,053 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 7/4/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
A Question of Identity by VolceVoice reviews
The observations of a brilliant, amnesiac murder witness force John to rethink his assumptions about Sherlock, himself, and the definition of love. Meanwhile, a murderer is still on the loose . . .
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,432 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Stages of an Overture by endsoftime reviews
In which Holmes is incapable of understanding emotion, Mycroft is frequently aggravated, and John Watson never backs down from a challenge, imaginary or otherwise. Eventual lemons.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 65,898 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
Gravity by faithunbreakable reviews
Jim Kirk is a planet unto himself, orbited by the debris of countless lives. Anthology. Language warning.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 24,581 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 12/27/2009 - J. Kirk
Falling Into Place by riftintime reviews
Jack Harkness accepts a job at an IT company in Cardiff, hoping to begin a new life. When he's teamed up with a brilliant but broken Welshman, their lives may change in ways they never could have imagined. Jack/Ianto AU.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 75,797 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Not Our Destiny by T'Key'la reviews
Jim knows more about the lives of First-Spock and First-Kirk than he should and is struggling with all that that knowledge means to him and Spock. First time K/S. Written for darke-wulf for Australian Relief charity. Her prompt at the end.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,589 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/27/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Kirk James T Kirk by T'Key'la reviews
Modern Day AU: To the world at large, Jim Kirk is a best selling author. He also has a secret life, one that involves mystery and intrigue and doing things you wouldn't want your mother to know about. Now with 100% more K/S!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 115,409 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 10/18/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Becoming by T'Key'la reviews
The Captain was held on a planet far too long before he could be rescued. Once he's back aboard the Enterprise, much healing must take place, not just for him but for all those affected by his absence. We're drawing ever closer to K/S territory!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,779 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock
And All the King's Men by Mijan reviews
When a training simulation uncovers something that Cadet Kirk was never meant to remember, it breaks him. McCoy can't sit by and watch Jim crumble. When asked what he's willing to do to get the old Jim back, Leonard has only one answer. "Anything."
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 66,864 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 12/10/2010 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Red Number Days by T'Key'la reviews
A series of stories based on holidays - those dates on the calendar sometimes marked in red. Mostly standard American holidays, some sacred, some secular, some Hallmark. rating change for safety SLASH. K/S.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,164 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 2/17/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Keeping Me Grounded by T'Key'la reviews
For all Jim Kirk aggravates Dr. Leonard H. McCoy, there's no way he could survive without him. PWP. With made up Starfleet Academy rules purely as plot devices.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,004 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/21/2010 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
A Month, A Week, And Three Days by LaniLaniDuck reviews
"Why does everyone take me seriously when I talk about that?" Kurt mused. "My Step-Brother, my Dad, my-" he stumbled over his words for a second. "-Blaine." He finished lamely, his cheeks turning quickly to a rosy, adorable pink.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,289 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 1,016 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Percipience and Perspicacity by FallChild92 reviews
Neither of which were required for Remus Lupin to understand exactly why he felt like he did. RS/SB. Disclaimer: not mine. I promise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,724 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Love Like Ghosts by eldritchhorrors reviews
Bones said, "Ya know that story? The one where Pike meets Kirk and there's mentoring and bonding and they tiptoe through the tulips together into happily ever? Well, this ain't it. Idiot." Kirk/McCoy, but Kirk/Pike at the beginning. Complete!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,933 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 7/22/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Proverbial by evilpinkpen reviews
Because Jim and Bones are inevitable, no matter how you tell the story. Unconnected oneshots. Newest Proverb: In which an unusual diplomatic mission gives Jim a taste of his own medicine - and helps him realize that Bones is his favorite flavor.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,228 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 9/16/2010 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk
Epiphany by T'Key'la reviews
What do you owe to the memory of the woman who was your mother only because she gave birth to you? When Jim's mother dies, he has to return to Earth to sort out this and many things. Spock does what he can to help Jim on his journey. Final chapter up. k/s
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 121,345 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 3/5/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Something To Come Home To by audi katia reviews
Post-It Verse. AU set in 21st Century:: A connection between two people forms by degrees. Love is measured by how much you can help a person and how much a person heals you in return.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,972 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 9/11/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
All My Dreams, Torn Asunder by Jaylee1 reviews
The terminal disappeared, and the crowd of people disappeared, and it was just the two of them, the way it always seemed to be when Spock was near.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,216 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/18/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Maltese Lark by T'Key'la reviews
AU Detective Story in which Jim is a Sam Spade-ish character. Spock is...well, mostly Spock. Shenanigans abound. Who is the mysterious woman that hires Kirk? What secrets are they all hiding? Why am I starting a new story with all my WIPs? Est K/S.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,588 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 6/3/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Fighting Gravity by Ellcrys reviews
When Spock left Starfleet after the encounter with Nero, Jim thought he'd lost his chance at their destined friendship. Upon returning to Earth, he discovers that Spock lost far more. Jim's willing to fight for their future, if Spock will let him.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 143,380 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 4/2/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Harkness and Jones by 0lizzybennet0 reviews
Somehow Jack had ended up with a quiet Welsh man in his house
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,339 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Sins and Forgiveness by Lady Merlin reviews
A dark piece about Jim and the way he thinks. It's very dark, and very angry. Warning! KS, Tarsus and many swear words, and other stuff. Almost-Companion to Beginnings and Blockades. Rated for a reason.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,239 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
Chemical Compatibility by Jaylee1 reviews
Carol had warned him once, in her kind-yet-succinct way, that he would one day meet someone who would be able to get under his skin...
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,389 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/18/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Penpals by januaryfreeze92 reviews
Fill for the prompt "I'd really, really love a fic where Sulu and Chekov fall in love without seeing each other first." Needless to say, Pavel Chekov x Hikaru Sulu. Gentle Slash, angst, fluff. Gaila and Pavel friendship. Set during the Academy days.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,223 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - P. Chekov, H. Sulu - Complete
On a Clear Day by Sara's Girl reviews
Draco Malfoy is waiting for his real life to begin, and it appears that he's not the only one. Coffee, charity, and the wisdom of the elderly. HPDM. Oneshot of epic proportions.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43,663 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 1,532 - Follows: 88 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Draco Malfoy, It's Your Lucky Day by faithwood reviews
Even though he's unarmed, injured, lost in the Forbidden Forest, and facing a possible murder charge, Draco Malfoy gets lucky. HPDM. SLASH. Hogwarts fic. Written for the Harry/Draco Holidays Fest on Live Journal as a gift for the lovely Aja. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38,929 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 1,579 - Follows: 121 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
For you I will wake by TheProblematique reviews
Jim and Spock are tired and in denial of hearing rumours about their alleged secret burning passionate love for each other. So they decide to take action. Because the rumours are Wrong. Really.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,200 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 1/11/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Genius, Remember? by Rainstorm Amaya Arianrhod reviews
Pavel Chekov, growing up abruptly, Hikaru Sulu, nothing if not patient, and Jim Kirk, preciptating matters.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/10/2010 - H. Sulu, P. Chekov
Inertia by Jaylee1 reviews
The thing about destiny was that Jim didn't believe in it. He was more of a do-it-yourself kind of guy... Spock has other ideas about that.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,006 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/7/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Cursed by bccaw reviews
BOOK ONE - Hermione wakes up after the final battle paralyzed in the infirmary. She has been cursed by Voldemort, and Snape is the only one who can save her. Strange as that may be, the truth is much stranger. COMPLETE! Book two soon to follow!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 101,213 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Seeing Him by emn1936 reviews
“I don’t want you to stay because of him,” she breathed. “I just want you.”
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,029 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 12/19/2009 - N. Uhura, J. Kirk - Complete
A Many Splendored Thing by Aislin30a reviews
-OR- The BAMF Adventures of Kirk and Sulu. Shenanigans abound!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,259 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 8/29/2009 - J. Kirk, H. Sulu
Life After You by phantompoptart reviews
Inspired by "Life After You" by Daughtry. Warnings: Slash, Angst, Fluff Jim can be such a drama queen sometimes. Disclaimer: I don't own anything but the plot, peoples. I forgot to put it inside, and felt horrible.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,593 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Published: 12/30/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Blue with Painted Starships by dr pepper upper reviews
He sways you to the beat of the song and it registers in your mind that you are dancing on your father’s grave, and then you laugh because he’s probably getting a kick out of it up there in Heaven.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,280 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/27/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Permission to Speak Freely by eldritchhorrors reviews
Bones has no truck with the holidays, so Jim introduces him to a new one, with one key feature: The Airing of the Grievances. Bones. Airing his grievances. Jim knew this Festivus would be EPIC. Kirk/McCoy
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,829 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
The Significance of Draco Malfoy by Sara's Girl reviews
Feeling like an unimportant outsider... it’s not unexpected but it still hurts. HPDM slash. Foundations!verse. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,907 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Standby by d8rkmessngr reviews
He was glad Bones was dating again. He was. Really. But what Jim thought was good for Bones turned out to be oh, so wrong for Jim. Kirk/McCoy first time.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,775 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 10/2/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
What Friends Are For by KianSpo reviews
Jim's old buddy comes aboard the Enterprise. Official stuff isn't the only thing he's after. Eventual K/S
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,431 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 9/1/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Talk to Me by Sara's Girl reviews
When the usual channels of communication are shut down, the most surprising people can find a way in. A strange little love story. HPDM slash, AU 7th-year fluffy!verse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,550 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 1,683 - Follows: 118 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Hidden Memories by Mockingbird Quester reviews
The bridge crew of The Enterprise suffer a psychic attack and share their experience in the aftermath. Jim Kirk relives memories of Tarsus IV. How much will he tell them about the experience? Multipart with some violence and death. K/S slash. COMPLETED!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,063 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 7/30/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Light Flash Crack by audi katia reviews
The wind howled around them, causing goosebumps to erupt on McCoy’s skin. Another bolt of lightning lit up the sky, illuminating the pair for a moment. The light flashed in Kirk’s eyes, the exact same shade of blue. ::Academy-story::
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,655 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/23/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
Foundations by Sara's Girl reviews
When one door closes, another one opens... with a bit of a push. Life, love and complications. Sequel to Reparations. HPDM slash. COMPLETED.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 249,430 - Reviews: 947 - Favs: 1,301 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
5 Times James Kirk Almost Died And One He Didn't by Angel Baby1 reviews
You can take the daredevil out of Iowa, but you can't ever take the driving-off-cliffs out of James T. Kirk, as the unfortunate crew of the Enterprise soon learns.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,777 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 2,237 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 7/22/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
Attention by Sara's Girl reviews
Essentially, what Marley was up to during the Open Day in chapter nine of Foundations. Will make no sense unless you’ve read Foundations. SPOILERS for chapter nine and chapter eleven. Plotless. Marley's POV. HPDM slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,105 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
What's in a Name? by audi katia reviews
A reflective character study behind the main characters and the names and titles they have acquired. Takes place before and after the movie.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,074 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Complete
Inevitability by Jaylee1 reviews
Companion piece to 'Improbability', told from Spock's POV. "He would figure Jim Kirk out eventually -- it simply required more observation and the accumulation of data."
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,326 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/2/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Speculation by Lanaea reviews
Home' side-story, sequel to 'Gossip'. Some K/S and Sulu/Chekov.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,799 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 141 - Published: 6/27/2009 - H. Sulu, P. Chekov
Happiness by iamthejabberwocky reviews
He is the one they ask what to put on her epitaph. They ask the woman’s supposedly cool, unemotional boyfriend and expect him to simply tell them, then and there. How are they to know that he is only half-Vulcan? Dead!Uhura, comforting!Kirk and KirkXSpock
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,054 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Gossip by Lanaea reviews
Home' side-story. K/S, Sulu and Chekov.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,899 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 43 - Published: 6/17/2009 - H. Sulu, P. Chekov - Complete
Angels With Silver Wings by Soul of The Wind reviews
While exploring a potential colony world, Spock, McCoy, Chekov, and Sulu are taken prisoner by hostile aliens. The Enterprise can't find them, and Sulu makes a dangerous deal to protect his friends. Torture, Abuse, Profanity. Eventual Sulu/Chekov.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,867 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 6/8/2009 - H. Sulu, P. Chekov - Complete
Ignominy by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. Sticks and stones might break his bones, but words have the power to destroy him. Kirk/Spock.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,725 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 47 - Published: 6/9/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Reparations by Sara's Girl reviews
Harry is about to discover that the steepest learning curve comes after Healer training, and that second chances can be found in unexpected places. HPDM pre-slash/slash. Now completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 92,767 - Reviews: 1135 - Favs: 2,343 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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Sestina reviews
In space, you need your friends. Jim's been taken hostage, the Enterprise is threatened in enemy territory, and the crew must risk everything to try to save their captain. Will everything be enough? Slow-building ensemble piece; not abandoned, I promise.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 138,004 - Reviews: 1217 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 873 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 2/16/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock, L. McCoy/Bones, H. Sulu
Another Set of Vices reviews
John Watson is a man of few secrets, and Sherlock Holmes is a man for whom few things are unknowable. But it takes an unexpected turn of events for Holmes to learn a secret of Watson's that will irrevocably alter both of their lives.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 37 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes
It's Not You reviews
Spock decides it is logical to start dating. Jim Kirk is a great friend, but maybe not the best relationship coach. Five first dates that don't go well for Spock, plus one more that isn't so bad. A collab from me & The Problematique! Chapter 1: Nyota
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,474 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 128 - Published: 9/19/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock
Both Ways at Once reviews
Pavel Chekov and Hikaru Sulu are the best of friends; the deeper feelings they begin to discover for one another can make things complicated. Closely tied to its companion piece "Sestina" & will be updated intermittently until both stories are complete.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 111,723 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - H. Sulu, P. Chekov
Truth Be Told reviews
When they were obliged to take their host's truth serum, neither Jim nor Spock had considered what kind of "truth" they might reveal to one another - or to themselves.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,514 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 6/24/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Christmas With the Family reviews
Jim loves Christmas - but his first Christmas in space is proving to be hard on him for a lot of reasons. Now it's up to his friends to make sure he gets the holiday he deserves.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 48,017 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 12/25/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Good Morning, Pasha reviews
Let's just say that Pavel discovers that Hikaru is the world's most awesome alarm clock. Set after Chapter 12 of "Sestina," but can also stand alone. Please note "M" rating!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,353 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/14/2010 - P. Chekov, H. Sulu - Complete
Stay reviews
Sulu promised he wouldn't leave Chekov, and he won't. No matter what. Just friendship, and rated T for quite a bit of language.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,497 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 2/4/2010 - H. Sulu, P. Chekov - Complete
The Boy Scout and His Princess reviews
Chekov and Sulu discuss some of the distressing patterns they see arising repeatedly in their fanfic. This is simultaneously a rant about that and a big hug to my dear friends in Chulu-land who are consistently giving us some awesome Hikaru & Pavel.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/16/2010 - H. Sulu, P. Chekov - Complete
Snowed reviews
Hikaru Sulu's holiday plans take a decidedly unexpected turn, and Pavel Chekov demonstrates that in addition to being a top navigator and all-around whiz kid, he is quite the Christmas elf as well. Chekov/Sulu slash & fluff - just silly and fun.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,636 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/9/2009 - P. Chekov, H. Sulu - Complete
Eighteen reviews
Pavel is finally legal - and decides to celebrate by seeing if he can get Hikaru drunk enough to... well, yeah. It gets slashy, kids. A "one-shot" companion piece to "Both Ways At Once," though it can stand alone as well. Edited just a little, 7/16/11.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,766 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/7/2009 - P. Chekov, H. Sulu - Complete
The Taming of the Crew reviews
Five times Captain Kirk went all Shakespeare on his friends, and one time when they went all Shakespeare back on him.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/17/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
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