HandsyMalone
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Joined 07-20-09, id: 2015309, Profile Updated: 07-26-09
Author has written 1 story for Twilight.

Wow, this is quite an expanse of empty space, huh? No pressure to fill it up or anything like that.

Hi. How're you? Good I hope.

Oh, I'm supposed to talk about me. Oops, my bad. I've been writing a long time, probably a product of an over-active imagination and way too much space inside my brain. I've been told I should fill it with something useful, but I like my brain full of whimsy and blissfully devoid of math. Yes, I talk like that. I'd apologize but why bother?

Right now, I'm working on a Twilight fic that's been keeping me up at night. Funny story, I refused to read the books or see the movie until a few months ago. I love vampires (when they're well written) and just couldn't see myself liking this series. Man, was I wrong. I love these books, largely for the reason that a lot of my friends hate them. The people are REAL. Seventeen year olds act like that. It may've been a while since I was seventeen, but it's not been that long.

I'm also kicking around a Potter story, but that requires more research than I can take on at the moment. Hopefully once the Forks-folk give me a rest, I can dive into that.

I welcome all comments and criticism, as long as they're quasi-constructive. I don't mind if you hate what I write, just tell me why so I can adjust accordingly...or not as the mood strikes me.

HM

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Tattoos Like Mile Markers by casket4mytears reviews
Finalist, Tattward/Inkella Challenge. It was the first day she saw the tattoos peering out from beneath his shirt. It was the first day he spoke, capturing the pain locked within her. But could a broken soul save another? AU AH slightly OOC. Lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 241,075 - Reviews: 1587 - Favs: 1,719 - Follows: 1,068 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
So Obvious by Lipsmacked reviews
Jake and Emmett are living the life, until their new roommate Rosalie, starts screwing up their bachelor lifestyle. Will one of them end up screwing her? AH/AU. Anything goes in terms of pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 111,546 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
Left Holding the Bag by jasperlurks reviews
It's 1926. A P.I. is handed a case that changes his life. A young woman puts her trust in a man she hardly knows. A rookie cop meets the girl of his dreams. Sparks fly. Together, they work to find the missing man who comes to mean the world to them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 25 - Words: 92,408 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Complete
The Game by Manda0610 reviews
Draco didn't plan on it. It was supposed to be a one time thing...just a game with Granger's head. Until she won. Now it's a war of wits and lips. You bring the Corona, I got the lime! DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,629 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The One reviews
Bella has been in vampire free Forks for just over a year and has found a way to survive small town life. What happens when the vampires return? Mostly canon pairings, patience is a virtue, one OC. AU story
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,124 - Reviews: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 7/26/2009