Osamu Kurogane
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Joined 07-20-09, id: 2015620, Profile Updated: 10-20-09
Author has written 8 stories for Naruto, Bleach, Harry Potter, Ōkiku Furikabutte/Big Windup!/おおきく振りかぶって, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Kingdom Hearts.

Ello dudes and dudettes of the universe!! My name is Osamu Kurogane (english: Kurogane Osamu).

Yosh! Tell me what you think of my story, Alright? I don't get that many people that review my stories, so please do. Oh and I might need some volunteers for co-hosts in one of my new stories, so please tell me if you want to be in! Okay?... ONTO THE NEXT PORTION!!

These are the things that I want to explain about myself...

I am a very kind person that likes to help my friends with their homework since it seems that they fail alot. They are all a grade higher than me. Except for my best friend who is like two years younger than me. I'm really smart, a little mello, but DO NOT go near me when I'm on a sugar rush. I will go bursurk. Most of my stories were written on sugar-rushes.

Here is my info that I want to gives out:

Name: My pen-name. last time i gave out my real name, someone hacked me, so sorry.

Age: 14. Just turned this year!

Gender: Male.

Brain-movement: YO, FUCK ME AND MY FRIENDS, MY FRIENDS AND ME, NEVER SPECIAL ENOUGH TO MAKE A CASE FOR JEALOUSY, FUCK THE SECRET SAUCE, I'M GOTHALICIOUS WITH CHEESE, AND ALL THE GAY THINGS I SAY MAKE SUCH A PRETTY MELODY, I'M GONNA SAY ALL THOSE BAD THINGS ABOUT YOU, ILL MAKE UP THINGS SO EVERY ONE HATES YOU, THIS... IS... MY... RE... VENGE, I'M A LITTLE TEASE, WATCH WHAT I DO, HERE'S A LITTLE TASTE OF HOW ITS GONNA BE FROM NOW ON. NANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANA NANANANANANANANANANANANA (LITTLE BREATHER) NANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANA!

And there you have it, everything that I have to say to people who I don't even know about. And sorry for the language, but that song by Mindless Self Indulgence called Revenge has been stuck in my mind ever since I watched that youtube video called "Hidan's Revenge". You should watch it. It's pretty good. So until the next update, CYA!!

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Anime Chat room by Larkfall reviews
Characters from different animes meet in the Akatsuki's chat room.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,971 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Akatsuki, S. Aizen
All Ill Need a Nurse by Rhen Nightshade reviews
Prussia… Is sick. Sick and at Austria's house for medical care. With is constant whining, overdramatizing, and… Prussia-ness, what lengths would Austria go to for him to shut up? … You'd be surprised.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,187 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
A Bathtub Full of Krauts by srslycirce reviews
Sora lands on Earth in 1944 and begins to fight alongside the Allies. But he begins to question whether he should really be fighting the Axis, or if the Allies are manipulating him. And something strange has happened to Prussia, or shall we say SAXPRIUS?
Crossover - Kingdom Hearts & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,144 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Sora, Prussia
Quazoosl by TripWire- dono reviews
It's boring and hot at the 11th division. Boring-a-ding-ding!. So Ikkaku an Yumichika are playing a game of scrabble. Who knows the most words out of the pair? NONYAOI! R&R CHAPTER 2 is up! Evilhumour, don't read it because you always hate my stories...
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Yumichika A., Ikkaku M. - Complete
Icecream & Makeup by deepfriedarcangel reviews
Renji arrives back at Soul Society and is ready for some sleep... but who is waiting up for him with a bowl of ice-cream ? RenjixByakuya, shonen-ai, slight OOC and AU. Twoshot.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
Kira's New 'Do by DolphinWhisperer reviews
Tired of constantly running into objects and the like, Kira decides to trade in his unibang for a new hairstyle. Un-Luckily for him, Yumichika, Hisagi, Ikkaku and Renji decide to help out...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,656 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 6/27/2009 - I. Kira
Politically Speaking by TripWire- dono reviews
Yumichika has some issues with street talk CRACK FIC! Brought to you by TripWire- dono...again. content has some sexual innuendos
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Yumichika A. - Complete
Drinking Alone by EchoLoco reviews
Matsumoto wants to drown her sorrows after Gin's betrayal, but she hates drinking alone.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/25/2009 - R. Matsumoto, Yumichika A. - Complete
Emotionless by Alanna-twins reviews
He could never be with Grimmjow, even though he loved the sexta Espada so much it hurt" UlquiGrimm kinda by Hotaru
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Ulquiorra - Complete
improper speech by incandescens reviews
Byakuya attempts subtle seduction: Renji fails in comprehension: Rukia provides poetic criticism.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Byakuya K., Rukia K. - Complete
Lobster by Roxius reviews
A short, crappy, cracktastic ficlet involving Kenpachi, Hinamori, Hitsugaya, and torturing lobsters. Yes, I've sunk this low, and I don't know if I'll ever be able to get out. I'm sorry. Please R & R!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2009 - K. Zaraki, M. Hinamori - Complete
Renji's Complaint Letter by Sakura Aimi reviews
Renji doesn't like the fact that he's being paired up with Ichigo, so here's letter of complaint.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Renji A., Ichigo K. - Complete
warm heart, cold feet by incandescens reviews
Kyouraku Shunsui is quite sure that he never has cold feet. Even with two other people in the bed.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Shunsui K., Nanao I. - Complete
Hazardous Environment by incandescens reviews
Gotei 13 hazardous environment regulations don't usually involve sunbathing. Unless it's Kyouraku and Ukitake interpreting them.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Shunsui K., J. Ukitake - Complete
Drunk Singing by goth4ever reviews
Poor Ukitake is the victon of Kyoraku drunk behavior. yaoi Ukitake x Kyoraku very funny.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2009 - J. Ukitake, Shunsui K. - Complete
Unlocking Your Heart by iizu reviews
Byakuya has had a keen interest in Hanatarou ever since he first met him, but he doesn't quite understand why. So after saving his life, he takes advantage of his chance to try and find out why he feels compassion towards Hanatarou. Yaoi
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,160 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Hanatarō Y., Byakuya K. - Complete
Aura by Mako3 reviews
Ishida's locked away in the dark and losing his very self. Will help come in time before all is lost?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Uryuu I., Ichigo K. - Complete
Once Upon a Law Firm by Kayakokitty reviews
Sai works at a law firm. yea he would be a lawyer wouldn't he? it's a narutoxbleach clash. saixulqiorra. boyxboy. oh yea im breaking all your morals and there's nothing you can do about it!
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Sai, Ulquiorra
Zanpakutology by Psycho-Neurotically Disturbed reviews
Yumichika told the zanpakuto to please shut up to which the zanpakuto gave him a beautifully hateful smile and the two glared at each other until Hisagi broke in.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Yumichika A., Shuuhei H. - Complete
Sorta like Notre Dame by TripWire- dono reviews
Most of the Gotei people are dragged to watch a school play. the main star is Ichigo and Rukia! uh... hold up a sec, dude, they totally mangulated the lines! this is not a normal story... R&R XD
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
The girl who made 'Food' a 4 letter word by TripWire- dono reviews
If you love a Church in Soul Society? Then you're gonna love this one! sit back and laugh cruelly as our favourite Shinigami's gripe and take on Orihime's food! CRACK FIC BOTTOMS UP!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,194 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Complete
A Church in Soul Society? by TripWire- dono reviews
There's a Catholic Church built in Soul Society? What does Ukitake, Renji and Ichigo gotta do with it? NONYAOI '-' some catholic people might get offended
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Ichigo K., Renji A. - Complete
Taking Action by Teslyn reviews
Kuchiki Byakuya knows he cannot keep all the boys away from his little sister. But he can sure as hell try - after all, he's pretty for a reason, right? crack. pure crack.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Byakuya K., Ichigo K. - Complete
Scarred, But Still Beautiful by IndigoNightandRayneStorm reviews
He saved me because he thought I was pretty, but I am not pretty anymore. If I am not pretty, he will not love me. Therefore, I have nothing left to life for. IkkakuxYumichika, slash, don't like, don't read. ONESHOT!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Ikkaku M., Yumichika A. - Complete
The Ice Master's New Problems by Hitsugayalover reviews
The enemy is back and is about to go on the move. But for now, Hitsugaya and co are in Hokkaido competeing in a tournamet against Ichigo's group. And it isn't just any ordinary tournament... Pairing: Hitsuhina
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,859 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/5/2007 - Published: 12/21/2006 - T. Hitsugaya, T. Hitsugaya
Pretty Little Lies by sparkley-tangerine reviews
Sequel to Pretty Little Secrets. With Voldemort gone, the danger has finally left Harry's liferight? When the BoyWhoLived falls ill, the myths and legends of the Elemental Veela must be unraveled before time runs out. For everyone. HPDM slash Veela!HP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,906 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 768 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
Security Procedures by Honeyfish reviews
A cracky rewrite of chapter 116. Hanatarou exercises his acting skills. Byakuya is not amused.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Hanatarō Y., Byakuya K. - Complete
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Big Brother Prussia
Holy Roman empire was a collection of empires. But after the Napoleonic wars, it was replaced by a new union, the German Confederation. Let's just say that our story isn't about the Holy Roman Empire, but what happened afterwards. Warning: Shounen-ai!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,828 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Prussia, Germany
Hidan in the land of dead reviews
The title has nothing to do with the story. I just thought it sounded cool. So, It's about Akatsuki Members becoming shinigami. Mostly Hidan, but yeah. You get the point. Has cuss words do to Hidan. Plus some... unsightly details. R&R please!
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Hidan
Guitar Hero 3 Windup! reviews
Hanai's mom is out of town and the boys just so happen to have that night off. Guitar Hero 3. Shounen-ai. Sprite. Some wierd stuff happened that day. rating for language.
Ōkiku Furikabutte/Big Windup!/おおきく振りかぶって - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,767 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Complete
Harry's Spider reviews
Harry found a spider and... well, that's it. I'm just wondering if you people think I should continue with the story or not. So yeah. TELL ME MORE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Harry P.
The new girl or guy or you know what Whatever reviews
This is of a person who joins the Akastuki and has a "secret" that is rather shocking. Read if you want to find out more. Rating for Language and... suggestions. And I'm sorry for all you REALLY hardcore Akatsuki fans, but this story shows their flaws. RR
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,892 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Hidan, Akatsuki
Bleach life 101 reviews
This is about a boy who get's sucked into his computer and meets the Bleach characters. Just watch and learn what to do when you go through the same experience. Tell me what you think. That's all I ask.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2009 - T. Hitsugaya, K. Zaraki
What they all didn't know reviews
This is about a girl and her friends who have the power, if combined, to make the world implode. So when Byakuya bumps into them after they save Hanatarou from some 11th squad's, they just might graduate early. WARNING: Yaoi content. DLDR. R & R please.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Byakuya K.
Akatuki's rules and Zexion's misunderstanding reviews
This is a pretty long one-shot about best friends and misunderstandings. Please read and review!
Crossover - Naruto & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,708 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Itachi U., Zexion - Complete
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