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Joined 07-20-09, id: 2015646, Profile Updated: 06-04-11
Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter, Chronicles of Narnia, Megamind, Pirates of the Caribbean, Twilight, Doctor Who, Ironman, Batman: Arkham Asylum, Downton Abbey, Skulduggery Pleasant series, and Thor.

Oh God, was I really that deluded? Wow. Well, hello again, people who are viewing my page. Apologies for the fantastically stupid comments previous. Please take the time to look through my stories, and reviews are always appreciated :)

For reviewers of the Narnia's Lost Princess story, if you've noticed that it has SUDDENLY GONE AND ARE WONDERING WHERE ON EARTH SHE HAS PUT IT NOW DESIST FROM YOUR REASONING!

All you have to do is drop me a message and I'll mail the next chapters to you.

Cinderella walked on broken glass.
Sleeping Beauty let a whole lifetime pass.
Belle fell in love with a hideous beast.
Jasmine married a common thief.
Ariel walked on land for love and life.
Snow white barely escaped a knife.
It was all about blood, sweat, and tears,
Because love means facing your biggest fears.

I believe in CONSTRUCTIVE CRITISCM, and the BANISHING OF MARY SUES. The biggest criminals for Mary Sues are probably the HP fangirls (a school girl of sixteen dis-regardant of school uniform or magical difficulty, instantly hooking up with the cast and bringing in 2011 iPads into a world based in the 1980s) the POTC fangirls (a gun-toting fearless woman dressed in flattering 'super pretty pirate clothes' and Sparrow's ONE TRUE LUURVVEEE) and the Twilight fangirls...need I say more?

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1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your nec k!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

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Tragedy Deferred by Shanghai1875 reviews
Sequel to The Dark Knight, a dramatic Nolanverse retelling of the story MAD LOVE. With the Joker out of Arkham, Harleyquinn tastes both fear and freedom, but will anything bring her back to the girl Jim and Bruce once knew?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 255,241 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 11/30/2015 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Joker
World Under Siege by Ione reviews
The Avengers are losing the war. The world has begun to surrender to Loki and his army. After surviving on her own, Jane Foster finds herself under the control of the man who is trying to bring her world to its knees. COMPLETE.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 168,431 - Reviews: 1919 - Favs: 1,111 - Follows: 1,052 - Updated: 3/8/2014 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Jane F., Loki - Complete
Off the Edge of the Map by Safirefly reviews
The rum-runners who used the spit of an island Jack was marooned on for a cache, have long been out of business. Not to mention out of this world.
Crossover - Chronicles of Narnia & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 83,911 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/6/2012 - Published: 7/6/2010
Birdsong by swans a melting reviews
Faye Lovegood watched the birds. Every morning she would climb the roof of her house to hear their sweet song fill the valley. She wished she could fly too, free and wild and strong. This is the tale of how Mrs Lovegood died.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,724 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Luna L., Mrs. Lovegood
A Stranger In A Long Black Oil Skin Coat by swans a melting reviews
Jo is ill in bed with an awful cold, and Laurie is the only one that can cheer her up. One shot.
Little Women - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Jo M., Laurie - Complete
Vouldy Went Mouldy by swans a melting reviews
peeves was happy. the fighting was over. it was the end.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Peeves, Harry P. - Complete
Impossible Things by Truth and Chaos reviews
Sherlock Holmes was a deep well of emotions hidden beneath and behind the layers of his thorny, misanthropic personality. And somehow I had fallen irrevocably in love with each and every part him. Sherlock/OC *New Scene Added* - Complete -
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,183 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 5/11/2010 - S. Holmes, OC - Complete
Lost Memories by insane.lil.piratess reviews
Dear Reader. I hereby give to you my tale of dreadful lords, ghastly pirates, invisible sails and mythological compasses. Hold on to your hats as you are about to enter the world of Catalina "Cat" Sparrow... and you will not be disappointed. Sparrabella
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 61,072 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Arabella S.
Winter by BewilderedLoca reviews
AU. LJ Lover100 prompt. Dr. Facilier gets a fever from the upcoming weather and Esmeralda's the only one taking care of him.
Crossover - Hunchback of Notre Dame & Princess and the Frog - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Dr. Facilier - Complete
Blue Skies and Sunshine by The Croc Shop reviews
A completed collection of vignettes. Tiana and Naveen honeymoon, work on their restaurant, discuss fashion and finances, and in one universe, attend Hogwarts.
Princess and the Frog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 19,752 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Tiana, Prince Naveen - Complete
Masquerade by Neverland Child reviews
Raoul and Christine are married and have a child. But what happens when the child has the same face and love for music as Erik? What happens when she meets him? Will she change his life? Erik/OC Raoul/Christine Don't HATE ME because of pairings. Plz R&R
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 14,871 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Complete
Twisted Princess by SilverInkblot reviews
III - Breaking curfew was never this bad. Cinderella.
Disney - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 8/13/2009
Ravens by Were-Weasel reviews
Don't we all wonder exactly what happened next to the graveyard by the old oak tree? This is my version of what happened the night Emily was murdered. First fic! One-shot! Title change cuz I didn't like.
Corpse Bride - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Complete
Beauty by BewilderedLoca reviews
AU. "To put it quite simply for you, dear." He started to say as he turned around with a small smirk on his face and he simply told her, "A beauty is a woman you notice but a charmer is the one who notices you."
Crossover - Hunchback of Notre Dame & Princess and the Frog - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Dr. Facilier - Complete
Like a Moth to a Flame by BewilderedLoca reviews
AU. Continuation to 'Down to Paris'. He'd never thought a simple week trip to Paris would keep him this interested on a certain local gypsy dancer. Rating may go up in future chapters.
Crossover - Hunchback of Notre Dame & Princess and the Frog - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,163 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Dr. Facilier
No Sunlight by windspans reviews
Don't fret precious I'm here, step away from the window and go back to sleep. Irene, and the stars painted on her skin.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Irene A., S. Holmes - Complete
Down In Paris by BewilderedLoca reviews
AU. 300 word drabble. Crossover with HBoND. Dr. Facilier learns its not only about tarot reading that gets you by the city of Paris.
Crossover - Hunchback of Notre Dame & Princess and the Frog - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Dr. Facilier - Complete
Bellatrix's Moment by Justamomentinthewoods reviews
A little VoldyXBella one shot. Bellatrix finally gets a moment with Lord Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
Thinking Of You by insane.lil.piratess reviews
My first songfic to the song 'Thinking Of You' by Katy Perry. Pre CotBP, Rob Kidd series involved. Arabella Smith sits at her kitchen table debating the security of her finace over her love for a certain pirate captain... Sparrabella all the way!
Pirates of the Caribbean: Jack Sparrow - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Arabella S., Billy T. - Complete
Strange Candy by Era Yachi reviews
On the turn of Charlie’s twelfth birthday, a new threat to the factory arises. Charlie learns how important a friend can be. Wonka learns how difficult mentorship can be. WonkaCharlie friendship, non slash. WonkaOC, non slash.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,027 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/6/2005 - Published: 8/12/2005
For Want of a Candy Bar by The Voices reviews
okay, Legolas finds a candy bar in his pack, he wants it for himslef, but somehow, the whole fellowship finds it, and wants it, and fights over it. Oh the Insanity! R&R please!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2002
The Return of Thrax by Draco6 reviews
The sequel to Osmosis Jones follows Thrax as he plots and executes his plan for revenge against The City of Frank. *Please Review!*
Osmosis Jones - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,288 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/23/2002
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Oh Pity the Living reviews
RebelLeader!Branson, AU Revolution. She's dead, she's lying dead and still warm and still beautiful in his arms, and there is war all around them.
Downton Abbey - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/16/2012 - T. Branson, Sybil C.
Batman: Arkham Asylum reviews
On a routine trip returning The Joker to Arkham Asylum, the Dark Knight himself must deal with traps set within its inner sanctums, purposely set by the now escaped Joker, along with the rest of his rogues' gallery that are now free within the premises. A written version of the game that I hope lives up to the brilliant original! Summary taken from a Youtube video.
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: T - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Batman/B. Wayne, The Joker
Spice reviews
After the gray darkness of the war, the sun shines on the day when Draco Malfoy is getting married. AstoriaXDraco, one-shot, please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Draco M., Astoria G.
Blue Eyes reviews
Three weeks after the events of Thor, Jane Foster sits in a cafe mooning over a certain thunder god. Needless to say, when the redhead with the briefcase pays her cheque, it's the most interesting thing that's happened to her in three weeks. One-shot.
Crossover - Ironman & Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/28/2012 - V. Potts/Pepper, Jane F.
The Unlikeliest of Meetings reviews
Rose Tyler was simply off for a stroll in the park. No aliens, no monsters, no weirdness. Then, out of nowhere, she meets a strange man with a velvety Irish accent, and a pretty sixteen year old girl with dark, dark eyes. One-shot.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Rose T., Skulduggery P.
Twilight Awakening reviews
Bella wakes in a sterile room with a hallucinogenic IV in her arm and a woman by her side. The woman, who is not goddess-like in any way, is a vampire, and informs Bella that all she believes of wolves and vampires is a lie. A realistic try on the saga.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,637 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Bella
Wunderkind reviews
Spirited away from the safety of Narnia, Lara Pevensie finds herself in a world completely different to her own. A blacksmith - a governor's daughter - a pirate - and one heck of an adventure. It's a long way back to the wardrobe. JackxOC WillxElizabeth
Crossover - Chronicles of Narnia & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,811 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Peter Pevensie, Capt. Jack Sparrow
Not Your Average Villain reviews
A collection of fluffy one-shots and vignettes concerning our favourite blue villain and the beautiful Roxanne, WITH TWISTS! Pairings - MegamindxRoxanne
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,083 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R.
Meeting with a Murderer reviews
I pushed the sleeve of his shirt back – and froze. It wasn't the puckered, branded 'P' that stopped my breath - It was the tattoo of a sparrow taking flight over a churning sea, the blue ink imprinted on his wrist burned into my mind. One-Shot.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Hector B.
Snape's Little Mishap reviews
Fred and George have a little twisted fun with Professor Snape...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2009