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Joined 07-20-09, id: 2015686, Profile Updated: 02-26-10
Author has written 6 stories for Gallagher Girls, Twilight, and Wake series.

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I'm Lindsay.
I'm five foot two inches, 165 pounds.
I play clarinet, even though I hate it. Personally, I want to play piano. I have long enough fingers for it.
I am seriously self-conscious.
I'm blonde...don't judge.
I have an older brother and sister.
I have a sister -- jmkbff -- and a best friend -- read-a-holic545 -- on this site.
I am completely and utterly obsessed with Twilight. And Edward Cullen.
I am TEAM EDWARD. Why, you ask? Jacob - the idiotic, moronic dog he is - doesn't seem to understand that Bella loves Edward. She may love him to, but it will always be Edward. She said so herself.

My friends used to be normal. Then they met me.
They say guns don't kill people, people kill people. Well, I think the guns help, cos if you just stood there and yelled "BANG!" I don't think you'd kill a lot of people.

Random Quotes:

"The girls scream for Edward, not Robert. I still can't get a date." -Robert Pattinson
"An autobiography is the story of how a man thinks he lived." -Herbert Samuel
"The trouble with a rat race, is that, even if you win, you're still a rat." -Lily Tomlin
"Cheese...milk's leap toward immortality." -Clifton Fadiman
"I'm so clever that sometimes I don't understand a word I'm saying." -Oscar Wilde
"Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them." -Unknown
"Those who wish to sing, always find a song." -Swedish Proverb

I, lindsayxkate, have joined the Wake Popularity Increase! If you have never read the Wake series, DO IT NOW. Thanks, have a nice day!
I, lindsayxkate, do solemnly swear to review every fic I read.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you draw Edward's face and hot bod all over your Advanced Placement United States History notes when you should be concentrating on the APUSH final the next day.Crazy is when you run into a pole and say as your excuse you were daydreaming about your fictional boyfriend Edward. Crazy is when you and your friends every conversation is about how hot Edward is and how you wish you were Bella or a vampire. Crazy is when cut off someone mid sentence and start rambling about whether it would hurt for Edward if he got kicked in the nuts by another vampire. Crazy is when you yell at someone but look in the mirror at the same time. Crazy is when you pick up straws in the middle of McDonnalds and use them as weapons for a 'fight to the death' with your little sister. Crazy is when you read the lyrics: Domo arogto Mr. Roboto, and start singing that for half an hour in your sister's room just to annoy her. Crazy is when you walk around school saying ' I love love love those boots. They're so sassy! I just want to lick them.' Then get random dudes to say it too! Crazy is when you skip down the hall, pretending to frolic through invisible flowers, and then trip on your pants, in front of your crush, and have him tell you he thinks you like chicks. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list.

If you don't know where you want to go, does it really matter which road you take to get there?

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First Impressions by ElGal reviews
The war survivors are back for their eighth year at Hogwarts with a new emphasis on peace between the houses and, once, opposing sides of the war. Harry x Draco, rated M for language and sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,674 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Oops, he did it again! by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
When the family goes hunting,Emmett and Jasper Bella-sit. They decide to play truth or dare. Contains Jasper in Wal-Mart, Bella kissing, Emmett in jail? and Blue paint...will Emmett get in trouble...AGAIN? Won the Fanpire Fanfiction Best Humor award!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 68,268 - Reviews: 3132 - Favs: 1,758 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Complete
It All Started With a Comment by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Sequel to "Oops, he did it Again!" Funny One-shots of crazy, hilarious, insanely awesome incidents that all started...with a comment. All Vampire, no Renemesmee, Wolves may show up later.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,328 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 8/11/2009
Friend Boy by Teeny Tiny Twilight reviews
As if starting a new school away from her friends and family isn't enough, she has nuisance/captain of the football team Edward interested in her. “Hello, I’m Edward Cullen.” She took my hand, shaking it, “I’m not interested.”AH/AU Bella has better balanc
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 167,260 - Reviews: 2921 - Favs: 4,255 - Follows: 1,518 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Who AIM I? by read-a-holic545 reviews
Read first page to find whole summery! Much better than the title!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 5,863 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Zach G., Cammie M.
A 'NotSo' New Beginning by Thats-So-Alex reviews
Sequel To 'A New Beginning'. Bella thinks she's got everything she'll ever need. But she soon starts to encounter new problems. Will everything work out in the end? AH, OOC. *Complete*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 68,602 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Happy Ending by Thats-So-Alex reviews
*Sequel to 'A Not-So New Beginning'* Everything has been going perfectly for Bella and Edward for the past 5 years, but could a cruel twist of fate threaten to take everything away...forever? AH. OOC. R&R Please! *Discontinued*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,890 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
I feel like I already know you by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
Date night is ALWAYS ruined by Bella and Edward's 'Just Friends' attitude. Their friends new policy: hook up or get out. So B and E hit the singles dating website to find their "True Love". They may be surprised at who that turns out to be....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 40,906 - Reviews: 1487 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Adult Twilight Fanfiction Story by wantmywifeback reviews
This is a truly excellent one-shot story of sex, lust, romance and sex. And lust. Very adult content. My first adult fanfiction. Please abide by guidelines for adult content readership. I do not encourage under-age readers. Please read my profile.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 46 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
L'amour est Aveugle by lovelovelove22 reviews
“What do I look like?” She asked after a moment, completely startling me.”I know my hair and eyes are brown and my skin is pale, because people have told me before…but Edward, what do I really look like?”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,536 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Unread Messages by xxsparklesnick reviews
Sequel to You Got Love! If Isabella Swan thought last year was crazy, she's about to be surprised. With Alice's baby on the way, a wayward best friend, visiting cousins and a boyfriend who seems determined to get a ring on her finger, what's a girl to do?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,095 - Reviews: 1805 - Favs: 892 - Follows: 1,276 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 8/28/2008
Truth or Dare Cullen Style by jldarling83 reviews
Truth or Dare Cullen Style
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 39,867 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Chemical Equations by KayLynn911 reviews
Come on now, everyone wants to know about Alex and Brittany's wedding and honeymoon! And unlike Smeyer, I won't fade to black--hence the 'M' rating.
Perfect Chemistry - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,258 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Alex F., Brittany E. - Complete
A New Beginning by Thats-So-Alex reviews
Bella moves to Forks with her son to try and get a new start. Once there she meets Edward Cullen, who seems to be everything Bella's ever wanted. Will she let him in, or allow her previous heartache to get it the way? AH, OOC. *Complete*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 67,996 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Got Love! by xxsparklesnick reviews
Isabella Swan has been crushing on her best friend's brother, Edward Cullen, for a while and at the same time she can't stand him. Her online friend has been there for her through it all, but what happens when his identity is revealed? All Human, ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,288 - Reviews: 1915 - Favs: 1,879 - Follows: 692 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Complete
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Zach is Back reviews
What will happen when the Blackthorne Boys plus Josh come back to GA? Who will get Cammie? What'll happen when they go on a Paris? Set in Junior year! Rated T for saftey. :D
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,117 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Wake Series Popularity Increase reviews
Just something I thought up; not a story. Thanks for all those who participate!
Wake series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Complete
Epitome of Imperfection reviews
What would happen if Edward was the one to move to Forks, not Bella? Would they still end up together? What about an unexpected twist; how will that effect their relationship? Rated T. AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Bella, Edward
15 Things Edward Cullen Will Never Say! reviews
The things our beloved Edward would never say, and a collection of OneShots based on each one! Rated T for language!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Edward
Truth or Dare: Vamp Style! reviews
The Cullen's decide to play a game of truth or dare! Rated T for possible language!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 11/17/2009
Knock, Knock reviews
Friends idea. Having a sleepover has never been this.... strange? Things between Edward and Bella get a little heated. Factor in Alice and you have one hell of a sleepover! *AH*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Bella, Edward