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Joined 07-20-09, id: 2015720, Profile Updated: 03-12-10
Author has written 22 stories for Chronicles of Narnia, Harry Potter, and Twilight.

O.K. so I'm not great at writing about myself.

If anyone's wondering about my name, well my original choice wasn't available so I was looking round my room for inspiration and saw my cactus. Simple as that!

Likes: Twilight, Family guy, Keranng radio, unintentional humour, Eeyore (He's not depressed he's misunderstood!)

Dislikes: Non cannon couples in Twilight fics (For some reason I can't get into them, any other fandom I don't mind but Twilight has to be cannon couples.)


Beware the deadly donkey falling slowly from the sky,

You can choose the way you live my friend, but not the way you die!


Beginnings

Alice's ring:

First dance Song 'so beautiful' by savage garden: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-whFE_DHm8


Somewhere

Song 'Somwhere' by Within Temptation: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gI5itbulKg

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Piece by Piece, Step by Step by Itinerarium-Maraununtium reviews
Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter and a Young Nymphadora Tonks are suddenly thrown into the Marauder's era. What happens when they get a chance to change what is to come? Friendship, Love, Angst and Drama. LE/JP HG/SB NT/RL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,005 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 12/26/2015 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Cosmos by opheliacs reviews
Anorexic Alice flees an emotionally distant mother to start over with her little-known father, desperate to escape her past. She'll find love in Jasper and the Cullens, but every good vampire has a dark side and a dangerous secret, and Jasper's may just kill her. Left half-destroyed by the humans and vampires in her life, Alice puts her life together, unaware of the danger looming.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 74,049 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/8/2014 - Published: 9/7/2009 - [Alice, Jasper]
Operation Wandless by LadyDunla reviews
Harry Potter has no idea what to do. His new Auror recruits are nothing short of hopeless. Then an idea hits him... "So, let me get this straight: we're supposed to show some wand-waving weirdoes how to do our job?" "Yes, that is the general idea." Or: failing Auror recruits get dumped with MI-5 to get a lesson in how spying is really done.
Crossover - Harry Potter & MI-5/Spooks - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 115,810 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/12/2013 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Harry P., Ros M., Ruth E. - Complete
When In Rio by waterflower20 reviews
Hermione finds trouble during her parents anniversary trip to Brazil. A bronze haired man saves her and the attraction that develops between them changes their lives irrevocably... A/Uish. Written for the hgcrossovers exchange in Live Journal. Sequel is on its way! Don't own pic...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,046 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Hermione G., Edward - Complete
Her Little Buds by thecompletebookworm reviews
Written for Morning Lilies' Forgotten Family Ties Competition Fleur has a cold. Bill's at work. Audrey is now stuck babysitting Dominique. Although it seems they have more in common than originally thought.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Audrey W., Dominique W. - Complete
The Elements of Sacrifice by Sekhmet88 reviews
The end of an age has been reached and a time of tarnished peace has fallen on the Wizarding World. Time continues to move in a circular orb, and the mantle must be taken up again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,566 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Being Jasper Hale by unpinned grenade reviews
All high schools have their elite and their invisibles. Jasper Hale thinks he's one of the latter until the Queen Bee Alice Cullen finds out he's crushing on her and let's him in on a little secret.....shy guys are HOT!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,743 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Jasper, Alice
Becoming A Cullen, Jasper's story by KelliNew reviews
Canon, pre-Twilight. Alice and Jasper joined the Cullens a few weeks ago. Jasper is struggling to become a member of this peculiar family, but he's having problems adjusting to a life so different from anything he's known.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,967 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Jasper, Edward
We are broken by xIt's Time to Burnx reviews
Alice knows her life is far from perfect. Jasper's life has just been turned upside down. As they both struggle to make the best out of a bad situation will they find what they need in each other? All human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 163,086 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Demons and Sinners by Alsper reviews
Everyone has a demon that makes you sin. Can Alice escape the violence to find her white rabbit? Will Jasper see through the pain for his true salvation? AH/AU Not intended for the weak hearted. Rated M for Sex, Drugs and Violence
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 226,455 - Reviews: 1330 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Unspoken Conversations by Terez reviews
Alice and Jasper have conversations without speaking.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,889 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Six Words by Lady Moonwolf reviews
Six little words. One would think that you couldn't learn much from them. But in reality six words is all you need. A story about each Twilight character and the six words that tell their story. Five characters a day until I reach one hundred.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 3,185 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Complete
My Only by Fury me reviews
Two-shot. We all know Bella's heartbreak in Italy... but what about Alice's? She too, has someone she'd give a thousand lives for. The other story of Volterra.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,469 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Quiet Moments by xXMissJasperHalexX reviews
Bella watches as a quiet but loving moment unfolds between Alice and Jasper. One shot. Bella's a vampire.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
History Of Love by MonochromaticSongbird reviews
Sultry playboy Jasper Whitlock thinks he has the whole school wrapped about his little finger, but when perky spitfire Alice Brandon sits next to him in History, he becomes aware just how much he needs to know about the world around him.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,171 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Jasper, Alice
The Elements of Love by Sekhmet88 reviews
Now that they've left the protection of Hogwarts, how will the Elementals and their Marauders survive?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 29,311 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/22/2006 - Published: 3/22/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
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Taking chances reviews
Snapshots into the life of Audrey and Percy, from how they met through marriage, children and beyond.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,371 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Audrey W., Percy W.
Together Alone reviews
What's the point of living forever if you're all alone? Leah and Embry see they have more in common than they thought during a walk in the woods.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Leah, Embry - Complete
Trapped reviews
Rachel Black was always the sensible sister, the one that looked before she leapt. So how did she end up so trapped?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Rachel, Paul - Complete
The non Weasley's reviews
One-shot. They were the outsiders, the other wives, the new additions, the non Weasley's.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Audrey W., Fleur D. - Complete
Daddy reviews
The only man a girl can depend on is her daddy' A selection of Carlisle/Alice father/daughter moments.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,049 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/26/2010 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Carlisle, Alice
More than love reviews
Jasper never says 'I love you' and Nessie wants to know why.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jasper - Complete
Somewhere reviews
Aro will go to any lengths to get Alice in the guard, what he fails to realise is just how far Jasper will go to get her back.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,054 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Stupid Shiny Porsche Owner! reviews
Charlie's sick of teenagers using the forest tracks as make out spots so decides to increase patrols but he gets more than he bargained for when he comes across a bright yellow Porsche.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,316 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Alice, Charlie S. - Complete
Freedom or Insanity Awaits reviews
Alice has always wondered what she did wrong to make her parents send her to the asylum. slight companion piece to 'Keep you forever' but can be read on it's own. one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,505 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Alice - Complete
Beginnings reviews
What happens when Alice and Jasper join the Cullen's. Told from Carlisle's POV.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 52,290 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Carlisle, Alice - Complete
I may have overreacted reviews
After breaking dawn, Jasper gives Jacob some advice on how to deal with an overprotective Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Jasper, Jacob - Complete
Prefer Blonde's reviews
Alice and Jasper fluff.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Misguided ghosts reviews
When Maria finds Jasper and the Cullen's. How will Jasper cope when his past and present collide? Jasper's pov
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,599 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Jasper - Complete
Fairytales reviews
Leah contomplates life and imprinting at Sam and Emily's wedding.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Leah, Emily - Complete
Home Again reviews
Carlisle and Alice share a moment after her return at the end of Breaking Dawn. Last in my Carlisle/Alice father/daughter series.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Carlisle, Alice - Complete
Everyone makes mistakes reviews
After Breaking Dawn. Bella kills someone and Jasper helps her come to terms with the guilt. Brother/Sister
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,849 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Pressure reviews
Third in my Carlisle/Alice series. Takes place during Eclipse after Alice misses the vampire in Bells'a room.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Alice, Carlisle - Complete
No Regrets reviews
After the Cullen's leave Forks in New Moon Carlisle and Alice talk over what's happened. Father/Daughter fic.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Alice, Carlisle - Complete
Our Turn reviews
After Breaking Dawn, Alice gets tired of having no privacy and decides it's time she and Jasper got their own home.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,349 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Alice - Complete
Keep you forever reviews
Carlisle comforts Alice after she discovers the truth about her past. Father/daughter moment
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Alice, Carlisle - Complete
Cinderella will go to the ball reviews
What should have happened during Slughorn's party in HBP. Ginny convinces Hermione to go with Seamus. How will Ron and Harry take the news?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,214 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Hermione G. - Complete
Following Orders reviews
Susan didn't turn her back on Narnia she wasjust following orders.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Susan Pevensie - Complete