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Joined 07-20-09, id: 2016069, Profile Updated: 02-24-12
Author has written 16 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, Alice in Wonderland, Harry Potter, Robin Hood BBC, Stargate: Universe, Doctor Who, Stargate: Atlantis, Life on Mars, Sherlock, Glee, NCIS, Rosencranz and Guilderstern Are Dead, Radio Dramas, and House, M.D..

What-ho! GQ here! gentlemanofquality on tumblr!

I'm a lazy student in the Pacific Northwest. I habitually don't get enough sleep and eat too many sweets. I enjoy laughing, singing, making pretty pictures, and doing weird wordy things.

I like queer stuff, and most of my ships lean that way, but I welcome all ships! Except, you know. Not all of them. And yeah, I am a shipper. I ship because I care, though.

I tend to ramble and self-edit. I quite like capslock and carriage returns.

Sometimes I'll post three stories on the same day, and sometimes I won't update for a month. And my writing style is SUBJECT TO CHANGE WITHOUT NOTICE, sorry.

I know I'm rather high-maintenance, sorry.

Main Fandoms (currently):

Sherlock

Doctor Who

Good Omens

Cabin Pressure

Supernatural

And various others you might notice popping up every so often.

(Yes, I can see how my genre has changed. Again.)

Main Genres:

Humor and romance

Something you should know:

I live to please. So PLEASE be brutally honest.

And, I have all the minor mental issues, okay? Which explains my frustrating inability to finish things.

NOTE:

There are a few unfinished series on here: Year in the Life, Now Cunning,Cops and Robbers and The Further Adventures. I may one day finish these, but... yeah. Not likely. Will try to waffle some resolution out of The Further Adventures though, and Cops and Robbers will always be in my heart.

MUCH APOLOGY.

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You Can't Take the Sky from Me by EverythingIsMagic reviews
Ace pilot America is on a mission for the World Military when a chance encounter with a group of sky-pirates leads him to team up with their captain, England, against a malevolent group that wants to fill the sky with zeppelins. USxUK- Steampunk AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 113,083 - Reviews: 1623 - Favs: 2,090 - Follows: 1,900 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 3/2/2009 - America, England/Britain
Outcast by Angelsaurus reviews
How could this school, this St. Hetalia Academy, be so universally lauded when I had never heard it spoken of before? It sounded more like a secret society than a school to me.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 127,566 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 953 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
Promise of Love by X-Hayze-chan-X reviews
Italy's sick of everyone thinking he's stupid. Not to mention he's harboring hidden feelings for Germany. Contains angsty!Italy, advice from Canada, and a happy ending. GerIta.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,013 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Because Everyone In Canada Lives In An Igloo by Determined reviews
While trying to order coffee, Canada's attempts are thwarted by idiots...resulting in his patience and sarcasm running dry. Deadpanning has never been so deadly. *Just ask America*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Canada - Complete
Tsundere by Determined reviews
Just England being England. At least, most of the time. Sometimes he's a diva/pirate/angel. But that's *hopefully* only sometimes. *Slight US/UK*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - England/Britain, America
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Not Bad reviews
The progression of Arthur and Martin's relationship after Arthur confesses his feelings. Hopefully longfic. Slash.
Radio Dramas - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,602 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/2/2012
Remembering reviews
"It occurred to him that he and his friend may just have decided to sleep on the floor because they were too tired to find a decent bedroom." Slash, existential smut.
Rosencranz and Guilderstern Are Dead - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Guilderstern, Rosencranz - Complete
Sublimation for Dummies reviews
"Tony/McGee watching SGA, Tony ships McShep, McGee rejects forever 3" Tim just wanted to geek our with a bro, but Tony somehow wants slash. Though Timmy never said all slash was impermissable...
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,945 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Tim M., Tony D. - Complete
The Immortal Swedes reviews
New Year's Eve is meant to be spent with family, friends, and loved ones. Will was spending HIS with Bryan Ryan. Scheuster/Ryan Holiday slash WARNING: Karaoke
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,054 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Will S., Bryan R. - Complete
Cops and Robbers
Peter Kirkland doesn't realize the importance of what he's stolen, or the catastrophic effects it will have on the gangs, police force, and mobsters of "Earth"...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,628 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 9/25/2010
Sherlock vs LOLcat reviews
"Not that Watson isn't impressed; he's just not quite as stupid as Sherlock seemed to think he is."
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Does and Doesn't: DCI Gene Hunt reviews
"Gene doesn't think of himself as a flaming queer when he sees Sam Tyler for the first time. The thought couldn't be further from his mind. I mean- DCI Hunt, fairy? Don't be stupid." SLASH SAM/GENE
Life on Mars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Complete
The Further Adventures Of House and Wilson reviews
Chapter One of the infinite DW crossover. Please don't hurt me. Rated JIC.
Crossover - Doctor Who & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,891 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 4/12/2010 - 10th Doctor, J. Wilson
Incorrect Medical Procedure reviews
Um... yes. "Rodney wants a hug... Or maybe he just wants Carson?" I AM BUT THE MESSENGER. Warning: ACTUAL SLASH.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,393 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Carson B., Rodney M. - Complete
Alien Boy reviews
Little snippet of Rory's POV during Vampires in Venice- SLASH! But it's television-safe...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,939 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/25/2010 - 11th Doctor, Rory W. - Complete
Repercussions reviews
Humorous story about Rush and Young's epic OOC romance. No spoilers.
Stargate: Universe - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Col. E. Young, Dr. N. Rush
Suck reviews
Dormy's stumbled across something terrible...
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Dormouse - Complete
Noe Cunning a Knave to Ken reviews
Occurs after S0E1, after Guy believes he has killed Robin. Guy wakes up in a Mysterious Place, and is visited by several specters.
Robin Hood BBC - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Guy of Gisborne
Ron Weasley, Matchmaker? reviews
Harry Potter parody. Don't shoot me; contains Drarry- Draco/Harry. CLICHED BUT HEY THAT'S WHAT I LIVE FOR!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Ron W. - Complete
A Year In The Life of a Hare and a Hatter reviews
The story of a friendship that lasted through teatime, at least.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Mad Hatter/Hatta, March Hare/Haigha
Kingdom Come reviews
You- the elusive you, yes- meet a strange man in a pub. He's very very drunk, and feels like telling you his life story. Well... why not listen?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/27/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete