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Joined 07-20-09, id: 2016083, Profile Updated: 06-17-14
Author has written 7 stories for Mai HiME, Glee, and Pitch Perfect.

"I like it when somebody gets excited about something. It's nice." —J.D. Salinger


Girl, 20, from NYC. ISTP. Currently in college on the pre-med track, please cut me some slack...med school or bust, baby!

My stories are purely for entertainment, hope you enjoy. I like to party hardy and I'm pretty laid-back with a dry sense of humor, so don't take anything I say too seriously. I also have the unfortunate tendency of updating sporadically; I just want to say it's not you, it's me. I'm very easily distracted, sorry.

Reviews are much appreciated! If you'd like me to respond to any questions/comments or just wanna say hi, send me a PM and I'll answer as promptly as I can.


Hey guys,

Just wanted to let you know that I'm not dead (though I'm betting some of you want to kill me for taking so damn long to update, yeah? Yeah, I see you). ;) Anyway, apologies for not updating!

The bad news: Don't count on any updates anytime soon. Between working as an EMT and preparing to take the MCAT in T-minus three months, I just don't have the time or brainpower to write anything substantial; no sign of intelligent life anywhere up in my head.

The good news: I plan to finish every story, so no need to worry about unresolved plots. It might take a while, but one day all fics under my name will say 'Complete,' this I swear!

Thanks for reading and for your understanding. Feel free to shoot me a line if you have any questions; otherwise, I'll catch you on the flip side.

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Radioactive reviews
You know what sucks? Having superpowers and being recruited to save everyone's sorry asses. You know what doesn't suck? Getting to work with a pretty redhead with blue eyes and the ability to blow you sky-high. (And no, that is not a sexual innuendo, that is the God-given truth). An AU superhero caper with Beca and Co.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,483 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 85 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B.
Sucker Punch reviews
How will Natsuki get back at her old high school nemesis? By going after her enemy's younger sister, Shizuru Fujino, of course. AU
Mai HiME - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 64,547 - Reviews: 915 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Natsuki K., Shizuru F.
A Dame to Kill For reviews
"My mother taught me two things as a child: 1. Don't talk to strangers, and 2. Stay out of trouble. I learned two things as an adult: 1. Don't talk to strangers—especially not serial killers, and 2. Shizuru Fujino was a magnet for trouble." AU.
Mai HiME - Rated: M - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,087 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Natsuki K., Shizuru F. - Complete
When the Call Came Down the Line reviews
Rachel always thought that she was only talented at singing and dancing. Turns out, she's pretty awesome at killing zombies, too. AU Glee/zombie fic
Glee - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,024 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Rachel B., Quinn F.
I Am Quinn's Complete Surprise reviews
Everyone knows that Puck goes to a fight club every Saturday night; in fact, Quinn expects him to do something so stupid and masochistic. But who else in the world could possibly be crazy enough to join him?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,150 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
Once Upon Another Time reviews
A bunch of really short stories to pass the time, mostly involving ShizNat. AU.
Mai HiME - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,167 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Natsuki K., Shizuru F.
Kruger, Natsuki Kruger reviews
Natsuki Kruger is 007, an elite member of MI6. And of course, she has to find out first hand that taking down a megalomaniac ain't as easy as they say...AU. OOC. A Mai Hime fic with a James Bond twist; shaken, not stirred. [UPDATE: This story is in the process of being rewritten. If you haven't read this yet FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T].
Mai HiME - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 72,544 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Natsuki K., Shizuru F.