Jason's Favorite Madwoman
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Joined 07-21-09, id: 2016476, Profile Updated: 11-11-09
Author has written 7 stories for True Blood, and Hellsing.

OMFG, I HAVE A PROFILE?!

I didn't notice until this very second.

My previous message about the Cherry 7-Up? I was fooled. Mom put medicine in it. I told her I didn't need any.

Name: Selena Marx. Or Cici Fascist. (WHERE?)

Zodiac Sign: You know that chick who pours water out of those obnoxious jars? Yup...

Interests: Writing, staring endlessly at walls, pretending my IPod is too loud for me to hear what my family is saying, running around screaming, defying the laws of physics, retreating into my mind so I can talk to my real friends.

Favorite movie: The list is growing.

Favorite TV Show: Eerie Indiana, Stargate SG1, True Blood, The Monkees(It's such a trip.), Doctor Who... There's more, but these are at the top no matter the week.

Favorite Color: THAT BLASTED QUESTION AGAIN! It haunts me, I can't sleep, I can't eat, I can't drink. Mostly because I can't afford it. I'd say green. Then black. Then silver. The colors of EvIl.

Favorite band(s) or musician(s): The Beatles, The Monkees, Evanescence, Three Days Grace, Mika, Fall Out Boy (DON'T JUDGE ME!), No Doubt, Vivaldi.

Favorite genre(s) of music: J-Pop, Rock, Alternative, Metal, Depressing. :D

Favorite poet or writer: Douglas Adams, William Shakespeare, Jane Austen, Myself... Lots more, but none off the top of my head...

MP3 player of choice: iPod. His name is Jason Matters. Jason is very happy with this.

Favorite game: Life. I cheat.

Personal Quote: "Because I shouldn't have to!" (The answer to everything. Why won't you go to church, why won't you trying being something else, why don't you do your homework...)

Tools of the Trade: Evil. Madness. A choice amount of swearing at inanimate objects for one reason or another. Penguins.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

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Fangirls and Handcuffs by xElementFivex reviews
Drabbles. L gives up sweets, Near learns about fanfiction, Matt and Mello get into some trouble, and Light learns about the implications of handcuffs.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 9,260 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 10/25/2009
Slender Threads of things to treasure by kyosa neko reviews
Mello was kicked out of his old room and forced to change to a new one. There he meets Matt, the redhead that's always been there - Mello just never noticed... Okay, this sucks. Just read it. M&M. Rated T for Mello cussing a lot, of course. Maybe AU
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,073 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Matt, Mello
Sweet by Odiphi reviews
L likes sweets for more reasons than one.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009
Signed, mL by WEEBFANGIRLINVADERZIMRANDOMXD reviews
Really. Who names their child Mariko Beyond Lawliet? How stupid is that?
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 31 - Words: 37,800 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Near - Complete
Spoiling Revenge by jinnabun reviews
Matt and Mello find their fates wound together, tighter than they could have guessed. And they both end up at Wammy's. This is the story of their lives, frienship, and eventual love. Rated M for swearing and drugs, as advised by readers. Off Hiatus.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,993 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Matt, Mello
Midnight Show by SisiDraig - 2 reviews
He was driving along the blackened streets. The ones he knows so well. They’re lit only by that one flickering street lamp but that’s enough to show up the shine of the red leather, thigh-high boots, black leather shorts and war-paint make-up. Rating up?
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,296 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009
Nicotine by dinosaurjen reviews
You think you're imperfect, flawed, but you're wrong. A poem collection. MxM
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Mello, Matt
Lelouch Gets A MySpace by One Sided Pancake reviews
When Suzaku suggests Lelouch make his own MySpace page, what could possibly go wrong? Follow Lelouch as he falls victim to instant messaging, electronics, gaming, memes, and more! A story internet users can relate to. Rated T for some minor language.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,055 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Lelouch L., C.C.
31 Eerie Tales of Halloween! by Altsoba reviews
Just some drabbles for Halloween, all Eerie centric. The plan is to have 31 of them up before Halloween. There will probably be a wide range of genres here! I have changed the rating to T, just to be safe. Theme 9: Scary Movies
Eerie, Indiana - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,703 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/19/2009 - Published: 10/5/2009
The World Before Dawn by Dutchman89 reviews
Before dawn things are different. Dracula X Abraham van Helsing SLASH
Dracula - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Complete
50 Ways to Annoy Mello by The Amazing Wonder Ninja reviews
yes, i had to. i hope you have as much fun reading this as i had writing it! the title is self explainitory. read and review!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Mello - Complete
Till the End by Assimbya reviews
Moments in the friendships between Arthur Holmwood, Quincey Morris, and Jack Seward.
Dracula - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Arthur Holmwood/Lord Godalming, Quincey Morris - Complete
Succubus by Assimbya reviews
Lucy visits the men she loves.
Dracula - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Arthur Holmwood/Lord Godalming, Lucy Westenra, Quincey Morris, Dr. Seward - Complete
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20 Ways To Annoy Sam Merlotte reviews
Whaaaaat? So soon after Pam? Well, I had a violent stroke of genius that resulted in hospitalization. And while in the E.R., I wrote this. It had nothing to do with that strok of genius, but I think it's great! Next on the list is Jason.
True Blood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Sam M. - Complete
20 Ways To Annoy Pam reviews
Here's another! Sorry that it's been so long. I was just not feeling it. Until last night, when I had a sugar rush and lay in bed laughing at my own jokes. Note To Self: I need a life. Enjoy! GODRIC LIVES!
True Blood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Pam - Complete
Alucard's Worst Nightmare: A Vampire Seminar reviews
Alucard has to teach a class full of rookies about vampires. Little does he know, this seminar is not what it appears to be. A fan-fiction about fan-fiction. Teen for my dirty mouth. Cookies for reviewers!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,313 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Alucard - Complete
A Moment In The Basement Of The FotS reviews
Okay, I always wondered why the heck Godric took so long to rescue Sookie. This is a little drabble on what he was doing on what he believed was his last night alive. I think it's funny, but, ya know.
True Blood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Godric - Complete
20 Ways To Annoy Godric reviews
Okay folks, here's another! I still think Eric's one is best, but I love Godric. With all my fangirl heart and soul. Review, please. I need to figure out who's next on my torture list of tortures. T for safety!
True Blood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Godric, Eric N.
20 Ways To Annoy Bill Compton reviews
If you're not close with Sookie, I suggest you have some silver on you. Not as funny as the last one, because I'm tired. But here you go!
True Blood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Bill C. - Complete
20 Ways To Annoy Eric Northman reviews
Of course, if you don't have Godric on your side, you're pretty much dead. Teen because I said so.
True Blood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Eric N., Godric - Complete