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Joined 07-21-09, id: 2016545, Profile Updated: 06-11-13
Author has written 8 stories for Desperate Housewives, Doctor Who, Sherlock, and Battlestar Galactica: 2003.

Still a baby at 19, I obsess over anything nerdy (aka, awesome). From the middle of nowhere in England and spend most of my time living vicariously through my characters. I like to think of myself as creative but really I think I just steal other people's already awesome ideas and try to give them my own little twist. Maybe one day I'll be able to live my dream and write professionally or maybe I'll never be good enough to. But heyho, that's the way life goes. I've got so much written up in notebooks but struggle so much to transfer it to the computer, which is why I always take so long to update...sorry about that. No really, if you don't believe me, just check when some of my fics were last updated. It's bad.

If you think you could put up with my crazyness, I'd love to chat. No really, I'd love to chat, talking's my best. Well, sort of; I stutter when excited and can never actually get through a sentence without some kind of ghastly sound escaping.

Obsessed with:

Battlestar Galactica - Roslin/Adama, Roslin/Me
Doctor Who - Eleven/River, Vastra/Jenny, Vastra/Me (yes, I ship myself with a lizard woman; I can't help it)
Sherlock - John/Sherlock, Lestrade/Mycroft, Irene/Me, Moriarty/Bee Gees
Grey's Anatomy - Addison/Derek, Addison/Mark, Addison/Me, Addison/The World
Rizzoli & Isles - Jane/Maura
Desperate Housewives - Bree/Katherine, Katherine/Robin, Bree/Karl, Bree/Rex, Bree/Lynette, Katherine/Mike
Castle - Castle/Becket
Cabin Pressure
The Addams Family (original series) - Morticia/Me
Major Crimes
Body of Proof - Megan/Kate
Bewitched
Eureka
Supernatural
Star Trek (reboot) - Spock/Kirk, Bones/Sass, Chekov/Cutness
Star Trek (Voyager) - Janeway/Coffee
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (trilogy of five) - Arthur/Tea, Slartibartfast/Fjords

CUMBERBADGER FOR LIFE

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The Courtship of Claudia Brown by GPR reviews
"It struck me odd how Nick seemed over Stephen's betrayal so quick, as if he'd had more than enough time to get over it." Nick awakes after being shot to find time has healed itself, leaving him in a timeline he never thought he'd see again. Nick/Claudia.
Primeval - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,239 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/1/2014 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Claudia B., N. Cutter
Day out with Benedict Cumberbatch by Detective In Training reviews
What do you do when the unexpected happens? When you get to spend the day with the person you adore most in the world? But what if this person has other plans?
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 1451 - Favs: 2,116 - Follows: 197 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Complete
The Double Life by nikkimurray reviews
Keeping secrets is hard, especially from your future husband . . . A Jenny/Cutter story set after series 2, episode 3. Hope you read and enjoy a bit of old school primeval!
Primeval - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 113,617 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Jenny L., N. Cutter
The Doctor's Work by Sensue reviews
Sherlock Holmes is the biggest idiot on the planet. Only he, in the middle of a case, would nearly starve himself to death. Dedicated to Jomel10 on livejournal.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,033 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/2/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Through a Mirror Dimly by redhead evans reviews
What happens when Rachel walks in on Ivy and a woman who looks surprisingly like Rachel? One-shot, Rachel/Ivy
Hollows, Kim Harrison - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,998 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Complete
Live Like You Were Dying by WhatTheF-ckHaveYouDoneLately reviews
Of all the things Nick Cutter thought he may die from, cancer was not one of them. His entire life has been turned upside down, and he finds himself turning to the only person that truly understands him, Claudia Brown. He finds love a little too late.
Primeval - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 46,897 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 10/30/2010 - N. Cutter, Claudia B. - Complete
What isn't meant to be is by GPR reviews
Nick can't help the way he feels for Claudia, so what happened in the car journey to the anomaly site in series one episode 6 that made her kiss him? Nick/Claudia.
Primeval - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,437 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Claudia B., N. Cutter - Complete
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Just One reviews
Just one cigarette, Sherlock; I think you've earned it. What happens when one turns into two? What happens when that's not enough? Will almost certainly contain John/Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,264 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/13/2014 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Killing a Good Man Or Two reviews
She had been trained all her life to kill a good man and she would kill only one, or so she thought. Spoilers up to and including AGMGTW. K for now, but rating will increase for later chapters.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,645 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/15/2013 - Published: 6/26/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor
Untold Moments reviews
A lot can happen in the scenes we don't see. Weaving in amongst the episodes, this tells the stories that we never saw on the show. Adama/Roslin.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/14/2013 - W. Adama, L. Roslin
A Lot To Be Forgiven For reviews
Eleven/River. Their miss-ordered timelines cause problems and for River to do something the Doctor can't forgive her for. Thing is, she has no idea what she's done, or rather, will do.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,248 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor
Who Decided That Our Timelines Couldn't Match reviews
The Doctor goes to see River after spending an emotional time with her at the singing towers but can't tell her why he's upset because of spoilers.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/15/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
You Messed with the Wibbly Wobbly reviews
Amy/River. Amy changes a key moment in River's past. But how can she change it back? And, more importantly, will she want to? Set after series 5, probably AU in later chapters.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,631 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Amelia P./Amy, River Song/Melody P. III
Desperate Moments reviews
Rhyming Short, something a bit different. Bree invites the women for a dinner party to remember.
Desperate Housewives - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Karen M., Bree VdK - Complete
Daisies reviews
Bree deciding what she wants; a safe life with her husband or an exciting life with her neighbour.
Desperate Housewives - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Bree VdK - Complete