MerriWyllow
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Author has written 30 stories for Doctor Who, StarTrek: Voyager, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Mentalist, and NCIS.

Since FFN posted the notice dated June 4, 2012 regarding the finer points of differences between M rated (allowed) and MA rated (not allowed) material I have made an effort to edit to tone down smuttier bits of my stories to honor community standards here. I do hope that the changes made maintain the essence of steamy goodness while eliminating the elements which cross the line. The more explicit versions of those stories are available on Archive Of Our Own

There is something my readers should know about me: When I am writing, what I am interested in is the emotional logic of the characters. I think plot points through only so far as they serve my exploration of what they think and feel, and how they communicate with each other. If I have left loose threads dangling in the plot, it is probably because I made my point with what was already there. As a reader and as a viewer, I don't mind having some things left for my imagination.

Next time someone asks me what fanfiction is good for, I'm going to tell them it fights cancer. Erm, it's not my cancer and it's not my fanfic. While the rest of us were saying, "No, no, no!" over the announcement of a friend's cancer metastasizing to her bones, someone whose mind is more brilliant by far than mine responded by writing a fic in which her favorite ass-kicking character was turned into our friend's immune system, and proceeded to lay down the law to the cancer.

Ages ago, I wrote a bit of Treksmut. I posted it to a site I created on Geocities, which has since gone the way of all flesh. After some encouragement (thanks, LittleMender) I'm putting it up here, as well as the trickle of things I wrote for BTVS, and Doctor Who. This is all old stuff. I haven't been writing in those fandoms lately. Recently I have found myself entranced by The Mentalist, and have been writing fic to prove it. Bit of a Jane/Lisbon shipper, me, but at least the lighter stuff I have written for them is more indirect, innuendo, rather than overt declarations of looooooovvvvvvvvve.

Because I have the tendency to forget to include disclaimers directly in my stories, I'll put one here:

A vague disclaimer is no one's friend: I wish I owned every bit of of the fruit Joss Whedon's fertile imagination, if for no other reason than to give Firefly to Nathan Fillion. Sadly, I do not. I don't own Doctor Who (If I did, would I think a jumper was a girl's dress?) either. Nor yet do I have any rights to Star Trek: Voyager. And I certainly do not have any delusions of grandeur regarding possession of The Mentalist. If wishes were horses, there would be a lot more manure in my living room, and a lot less on television. If anyone takes the notion to sue me, such a person would be vastly disappointed by the loot to be had from my coffers: I am a professional caregiver, and my wages are determined by the legislature of whichever state I reside in.

P.S. I post as WindSparrow on LJ and a few other places so if and when I get around to posting links there to my stuff here, no honest reader need fear that WS is plagiarizing MW.



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All The Lonely People by Lothiriel84 reviews
Where do they all belong? - A drabble. Episode tag to 2x03.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/28/2014 - [Sherlock H., Molly Hooper] - Complete
All That You Are by Lothiriel84 reviews
Her mind was running in circles, and she might as well soak in the bathtub for a while. - The title is a reference to the namesake song by Goo Goo Dolls.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2014 - [Molly Hooper, Sherlock H.] - Complete
And I Hope That You Remember Me by Lothiriel84 reviews
Apparently his name was Sherlock Holmes, and he had at least one brother. That was very, very interesting. - Spoilers up to 3x03. The title is a reference to the song I See Fire by Ed Sheeran. I apologize for any inaccuracies about my fic.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,732 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 2/7/2014 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Locked Doors And Closed Windows (And Dark Rooms Behind Them) by Lothiriel84 reviews
There are locked doors and closed windows in your mind, and dark rooms behind them. - For MerriWyllow.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2014 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper, John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
The Chemistry Of Love by Lothiriel84 reviews
The universe is rarely so lazy. - For MerriWyllow. Spoilers for 3x03. (I apologize for writing this, I really do.)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/20/2014 - Published: 1/18/2014 - [Sherlock H., Molly Hooper] Mycroft H. - Complete
A World Of Goldfish by Lothiriel84 reviews
He's living in a world of goldfish, and there's just one he's interested in watching. - Future fic. Contains some spoilers for 3x03.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/15/2014 - [Sherlock H., Molly Hooper] Mycroft H. - Complete
Fall to Grace by tromana reviews
Jane/Lisbon oneshot collection, with each fic inspired by a track from Paloma Faith's album of the same name. New: Agony: An investigation into the detrimental side of a relationship.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,281 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
Hellos and Havens by starry19 reviews
Pre 6x09 - "They had been through so much together over the years, dealt with murders and conspiracies and corruption. Had shared knowing looks across the bullpen, kept vigil at each other's hospital beds, had killed people in the other's defense. No one else would ever understand what her life had been. But Jane did."
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,566 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/27/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Handle With Care by waterbaby134 reviews
A quiet evening at the CBI, and a stolen moment.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/1/2013 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
California Dreamin' by Lothiriel84 reviews
As much as he tried to deny it, there was a very specific reason why he'd ended up spending winter in Illinois. - Inspired by The Mamas & the Papas' namesake song.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/26/2013 - Patrick J. - Complete
Woman Tonight by Lothiriel84 reviews
He tries to pretend that nothing has changed. - For MerriWyllow. Title borrowed from the namesake song by America.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/16/2013 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] - Complete
Facing Facts by Idan reviews
Set during 6x2,so spoilers for that. "Red John had taken more than one happy memory away from him. Lisbon's face had long been a source of comfort—perhaps his greatest comfort. Now every time he looked at her, he saw the afterimage of the killer's mark. And yet he couldn't stop looking."
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/13/2013 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] - Complete
In the Cards by Idan reviews
NOW COMPLETE! Jane teases Lisbon about her poker skills, which leads to a conversation that surprises them both, spirals into plots and counter-plots, and leaves them facing a dilemma they never imagined, but might secretly want. Minor spoilers for early season 5, but goes AU from there. Thanks to phoenixx87 for the cover!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 293,789 - Reviews: 1031 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
The Art of Sanctuary by starry19 reviews
NOW COMPLETE "But now he had to choose - love or revenge? Darkness or light? Loyalty to his past or hope for his future? And with every moment that ticked by, someone got closer to making that decision for him, only they weren't faced with his options. All they had to work with was life or death."
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 59,127 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Everything That Drowns Me by foreverwriting9 reviews
One day, the weight of both of them will crush her, but not now. Not when he needs her so badly. An episode tag to 'Red John's Rules'.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,216 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
All I Need by foreverwriting9 reviews
This isn't how it's supposed to happen. She's supposed to be there. To stop him, to save him, because that's who they are.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,310 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/18/2013 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
The Red Tabby Misunderstanding (The Red Tabby Remix) by Iloveplotbunnies reviews
Jane finds a special woman and Lisbon is confused. Written for the Paint it Red Remix 2013, based off the story "Red Tabby" by MerriWyllow.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,232 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Aftermath by Lothiriel84 reviews
When it was all over, he found himself clinging onto his old habits as a way to prove himself that he was still alive. - Written for MerriWyllow. Title borrowed from the namesake song by R.E.M.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Happiness and Hopelessness by starry19 reviews
"With all of these things, her stress, her worry about Jane, and knowledge - but not acknowledgment- of the feelings between them, perhaps it wasn't so very surprising when one night after a particularly brutal case, she crossed the lines she had put in place for the safety of her own heart."
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,837 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Wrapping by Miss Peg reviews
Jane is having trouble wrapping a present for Lisbon's birthday and when a case comes in, Van Pelt is forced to help him. One-shot.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Patrick J., Grace vP., Teresa L. - Complete
The Best Mistake by Nerwen Aldarion reviews
"All I can do is ask for forgiveness." "No. I can't forgive you." "I understand." "No you do not, No one in my entire life has ever hurt me the way you did. You made me feel guilty for breathing. I thought you hated me..." The path to forgiveness is long and hard and Jane knew it might be impossible, because no one had treated her as badly as he had. Jisbon
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 220,492 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Blind Spot by Idan reviews
"You let these beautiful, mysterious women suck you in and play you, thinking you're playing them. It's your greatest weakness, and Red John knows it. So do I. Everyone does but you." Follow-up to There Will Be Blood, 5x16. Lisbon tries to enlighten Jane, but things don't go as she planned.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,532 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Reverence and Revelations by starry19 reviews
5x16 Tag - "Something flickered in his gaze, something that looked remarkably like pain, but she must've been imagining it. Nothing she said had the ability to hurt him. She had learned that the hard way."
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,296 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Crystal Ball by Ebony10 reviews
Something happens to Lisbon and Jane reacts- this is the catalyst for change. With a bit of angst. Kind of a RJ fic. Jisbon/Jello
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,177 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Rebuilding the Sun by starry19 reviews
"She was more than willing to pick up the pieces, if he was ever willing to let himself shatter. But he would hold on, she knew, until he couldn't hide the cracks any longer." Jane/Lisbon
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,309 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Letters and Words by tromana reviews
Working my way through the alphabet, one drabble at a time. Jane/Lisbon
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 3,525 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Questionable Offer by hardly loquacious reviews
Jane is back in his attic, brooding. Lisbon attempts to distract him with surprsing success. Written for lotheriel84.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,784 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
In the Forests of the Night by Lothiriel84 reviews
"Did He smile His work to see? / Did He who made the Lamb make thee?" - Written for Miss Peg and tromana as a part of the Great Stocking Swap on Paint It Red forum. A huge thank you to MerriWyllow for betaing my story.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Red John, Teresa L. - Complete
50 Ways to Feel by tromana reviews
Jane/Lisbon oneshot collection based on the Fantasy Script's '50 Feelings' list. Final: Requiem: falling in love is possibly the worst thing they could have done.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 95,234 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Milestones and Mistletoe by starry19 reviews
"I was serious about the tinsel," he told Lisbon. "It would be very festive." He tugged lightly on a lock of her hair. "And I was serious about a lot of people wanting to shoot you," she replied. -Christmas parties always get out of control, don't they?
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,710 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Burnt Offerings by starry19 reviews
Epilogue Added - Now complete "The question was: how much was he willing to sacrifice to save her life? If it was a trade, his life for hers, then there would be no hesitation from him. But, as he had learned, there were things much worse than death." Jane/Lisbon
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,785 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
A sadder and a wiser man by Lothiriel84 reviews
Now he's the one that rolls the dice. - Written for Miss Peg and tromana as a part of the Great Stocking Swap on Paint It Red forum. A huge thank you to MerriWyllow for betaing my story.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Red John - Complete
Dates and Denials by starry19 reviews
5x03 Tag – "She fixed him with a stare that she usually reserved for lying suspects that had pushed her buttons in one way or another. "For one, I didn't go on a date." He noted the contracted denial. "And for another, even if I did, it's none of your damn business." Really, how did you think Jane was going to react to Lisbon's news?
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,316 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
What the Heart Wants by LittleMender reviews
He had used the phrase so often, flippantly as it applied to others. Now they stood forehead to forehead, eyes closed. He infused the words with everything he felt for her . . .
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,916 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Teeter for a Catastrophic Fall by vega rin reviews
Jane has been living on borrowed time, and Lisbon is fighting a losing battle. Jane/Lisbon. Spoilers for Fugues in Red.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,565 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Angel Mine by Rothelena reviews
After all the dragons are slayed, they still have to move on. Angsty in the beginning, gets fluffier with every chapter. Rated T/M for violence, some language and adult situations!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,579 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
We See Into the Life of Things by foreverwriting9 reviews
There's something dark hanging on the edges of his peripheral vision, but he thinks that maybe if he concentrates on consulting and teasing and magic tricks it will go away.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
And It Sounds Like Home by foreverwriting9 reviews
Jane wants to say something about how he's going to save her from all this, that he'll fix it for her, but somehow it comes out as 'let me hypnotize you', and then she's gone. Spoilers for 'Red Badge'.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Stress Point by LittleMender reviews
Jane had returned to the fold, but Lisbon's acceptance and—he feared—her forgiveness had seemed to have found its limits, and while much was the same, it felt as if everything was different. A short series follow-up to The Substance of Things Hoped For, my tag to the Season 4 finale.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,946 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Total eclipse of the heart by Lothiriel84 reviews
"Three men had told her the fateful words so far. Each time had been worse than the one before as a matter of fact." - Title from the namesake song by Bonnie Tyler; set at some point in the future after the season finale, so beware of spoilers...
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
lost on a graveyard by meAlie reviews
"Where?" She asked, all business. "If I knew that ...". "I just wanted to know if this is the general direction or the exact spot you dropped it." A short moment of silence followed. "I didn't drop it, I threw it."
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,451 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Indefinite by hardly loquacious reviews
Even when problems are resolved, questions and uncertainties always remain, often hidden within people, where they might never be answered. But maybe that's the way things should be. Post 4.24. Jane/Lisbon, friendship mroe than anything, with Bonus appearance by Agent Darcy.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,181 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Feels like love by Lothiriel84 reviews
After all that had been said and done, he had no idea of where they were going from there. - Title from the namesake song by Asia; set after the season finale, so of course beware of spoilers.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
For Now by Kenta Divina reviews
The Crimson Hat: Jane tries to apologize to Lisbon, but she's not having it. He's desperate to the point of following her to the shooting range. It's been a long time since I've written FF, but this episode brought me out of hiding.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Lionheart by Divinia Serit reviews
Episode Tag and SPOILERS for 4x24 The Crimson Hat- the missing 6 months. "In a few days, he'd be sitting on the couch laughing about the success of his latest con. She was sure of it." FINAL PART UP.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,659 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
It Takes A Village by waterbaby134 reviews
A triple homicide in Sacramento bears all the hallmarks of 3XK, and the team from the NYPD are brought in to help establish if it really is the serial killer they've been chasing, much to the chagrin of Lisbon, and amusement of Jane.
Crossover - Mentalist & Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 121,383 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Complete
World Your Rock Tonight by Duppy Conqueror reviews
Post ep. for 3.10. The line, "I'm just a little home. Can you take me drunk?" needs a follow up. T for now, but M in later chapters. Happy Holidays! R/R
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 41,013 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
Breathe In, Breathe Out, More Village by Jedi Buttercup reviews
Every so often- some weeks more than others- John woke from a dream of endless golden dunes.
Crossover - The Prisoner & Person of Interest - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/20/2012 - J. Reese - Complete
our roads to run about by forthecoast reviews
After Jane misses a formal CBI event, he has to apologize to Lisbon. Future fic.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,208 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Cadencia by LittleMender reviews
Tag to 4x14 At First Blush. Red John may still be his obsession, though that was somewhat muddy now, but she had the distinct impression sometimes that she was his pet project.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,010 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
John's Bad Day by Vilixia Flickeram reviews
John finds himself in a difficult situation, and Detective Carter is able to help him out. Hurt/Comfort, Reese/Carter but not exactly "romantic"
Person of Interest - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,353 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/20/2012 - J. Reese, Detective Carter - Complete
Journeys End in Lovers Meeting by LittleMender reviews
He had managed control in the car, but when she tempted him into the apartment the heat of her touch swirled up his arm and spiraled down his body, stirring his blood and pooling in his abdomen, a liquid fire. Installment #12 in the Holiday/Next Series.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,449 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Unintentional by hardly loquacious reviews
Jane stood there stunned, and watched her wrap her arms around herself. He hadn't ever expected her to admit it. In a lot of ways, he wished she hadn't. Post 3.19.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,029 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
The Twelve Days of Crimson by LittleMender reviews
Lisbon had eventually accepted the changes in him as absolution for his killing Red John, but it had not taken Jane long to realize he could not be content with absolution alone. Installment #11 in the Holiday/Next Time Series.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,559 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Tidings of Comfort and Joy by forthecoast reviews
"Truthfully, I was a bit surprised at first. I would have taken you for a Nancy Drew girl, myself." Jane buys Lisbon an unexpected Christmas gift.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Loaded by hardly loquacious reviews
Once the dice were thrown or the gun was fired, things changed. That's what happened when things were loaded.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Safely Gathered In by LittleMender reviews
He was amazed at his own selfish, insatiable desire to pursue what he wanted. It would take time, and much of the work would be one-sided. But he also knew it would be worth it. And he knew he had to try. Installment #10 in the Holiday/Next Time Series.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,071 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Older Chests by deeleigh reviews
A brief study of the progression of the lives that belong to two people who always seem to need a little more time. "I'll be fine, just give me time, always time." Some Jisbon-y undertones.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,238 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
I'll Find You In Your Darkness by Rothelena reviews
Tag for ep. 4.07, Blinking Red Light". Yes, you read correctly- I managed a tag that's M-rated, believe it or not. I'm truly depraved. It's M, but not PWP. Angsty, but I dared to deem it Hurt/Comfort anyway. Because in all the hurt, there is comfort.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,692 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Family Is As Family Does by LittleMender reviews
Tag to 4x06 Where in the World is Carmine O'Brien? He had given her time, knowing the good-bye had been difficult, and he knew she wouldn't want him or anyone else to see even the residual effects. But he was here now to give comfort and assurance.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,825 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Take a Page by LittleMender reviews
Tag to 4x04 Ring Around the Rosies. This had been the first time in a long while that they had worked different cases at the same time. And he had missed her. He had missed her, and he had hoped she would sit on his couch and have tea.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,004 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Calling Salvation by hardly loquacious reviews
You need her. You allways have. Even if you sometimes foolishly pretend you don't. You need him. You always have. Even if you sometimes blindly convince yourself you don't.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,389 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
The Sound of Silence by Hollow Nightmare reviews
When Jane doesn't fare too well in the aftermath of Red John's death, Lisbon must decide whether or not to help him. Jane/Lisbon
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,820 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Myrddin's Moon by LittleMender reviews
She blinked away a trembling that broke on the quiver of her bottom lip. Seeking to forestall the forming of tears in her lovely eyes, he acted on a very rash but altogether irresistible impulse. Installment # 9 in the Holiday/Next Time Series.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,503 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Panacea by boutondor reviews
"I'm sorry. I feel I've been a bit shanghaied here. It seems Lisbon is getting better and better at pulling one on me." "I'm sure Agent Lisbon never meant for you to feel cornered." Jane chuckled again. "Oh, she did. Believe me, she did."
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,393 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
Repelling Ever Closer by hardly loquacious reviews
A collection of all of my season 3 AU post-eps. Last season J/L were in a slightly screwed-up established relationship. It disintegrated slightly over the summer. The collection picks up after the premiere and will follow the new season.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 103,007 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
I Only Search for You by LittleMender reviews
In spite of the intoxicating assault on their senses, neither of them was willing or brave enough to take that step forward, so they stood stock still in silent, frustrating stalemate. Installment #8 in the Holiday/Next Time Series.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,244 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
a Road lEss traveleD by 221b Baker Street reviews
In physics, there are things that are called Quantum Events, small, seemingly insignificant events that change things on a grand scale, and in theory, creating multiple universes or timelines as repercussions. This is one of those stories...
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,185 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Complete
Mend This Tear by information specialist reviews
Alternate title: Why Jane and Lisbon's relationship is so different in season 3. In the wake of "Red Moon" an event occurs which forces Jane and Lisbon to confront being on opposite sides of the fence. Spoilers for Ball of Fire and Red Moon. NOW COMPLETE!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,981 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Conviction by hardly loquacious reviews
You always could convince almost anyone of anything. Post S3 Finale, and companion to "Judge Not." Jane's POV.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Patrick J. - Complete
Carpetbaggers by cofax reviews
After the coronation festivities, the real work begins. Gen adventure set during/after The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe. Complete as of July 31, 2011. Warnings: for movie-level violence and realpolitik. NOTE: FFN has screwed with the formatting. Find a better version here: /series/4249
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 122,185 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Complete
Rockets' Red Glare by LittleMender reviews
These next times are seriously damaging my calm, he thought wryly. But he knew he wouldn't give them up. Not unless she did first. Installment #7 in the Holiday/Next Time Series.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,519 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Judge Not by hardly loquacious reviews
You do not judge. You can't. Post 3.24, so obviously there are spoilers for the Season three finale.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Teresa L. - Complete
Restraints by hardly loquacious reviews
Patrick Jane had a plan, a good plan, until something he could have never predicted forced him to take desperate measures to ensure its success.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,317 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Lost at Sea by LittleMender reviews
He had missed her, even though she hadn't really gone anywhere. Missed her arguing and needling, her fatalistic sigh when she went along with his secret plans, her widened eyes when she caught on. Yes, he had been glad to get her back.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,351 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Catalyst by Chiisana Minako reviews
There are times -when you're being particularly stubborn- you just need a whack in the head, figuratively speaking. Who'd have thought even you, Patrick Jane, wouldn't see it coming? Or did you? - Jane/Lisbon Oneshot.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,070 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 36 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Fifteen Beats by boutondor reviews
"Agent Lisbon, I understand that you have asked for a transfer out of your unit." - *Extremely belated* birthday fic for Tromana.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,596 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Hearts and Chocolates by LittleMender reviews
She smiled remembering the last time she & Jane had shared champagne. She knew Valentine's Day would be "next time". But Jane hadn't mentioned anything. Maybe he had forgotten. Not Jane-he never forgot anything. Installment #3 of Holiday/Next Time Series.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,373 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
The Latina Progenitor Invasion by LJC reviews
Wendy Watson was having a day.
Middleman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,350 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Wendy W. - Complete
Stolen Kiss by hardly loquacious reviews
For every theft, no matter how small, there are consequences. Teresa Lisbon found that out after losing her patience with her consultant in an unexpected manner. For Chibs for Christmas. Prompt: Stolen Kiss.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,725 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Under the Veil by Kourion reviews
Every cell in my body is screaming. And if I never believed in pantheism before, I do now. Looking at Jane, and the knife Red John has brought against Jane's throat, is only confirming our link. Our connection. Because I can't even swallow./ COMPLETE
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,766 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
Two Steps by kickstergal reviews
They're both damaged, both lonely and the fact they take the time to play together in their own little sandbox has repercussions she doesn't acknowledge, doesn't think about, even when he manages to make her blush. Oneshot, slight Jisbon
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Down Here Among the Wreckage by Annerb reviews
Five years ago, SG-1 broke in half. Two years ago, Earth lost. Today, there is one last chance to fix things. But sometimes the pieces just don’t fit back together again. AU, apocafic, darkfic, team, Sam/Jack. In-progress series.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 65,309 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 7/7/2008 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
Yet by watchyouwalk reviews
UPDATED/COMPLETE. A two-part look at what the word 'Yet' really means for Jane and Lisbon. Part two written as an entry for the November Challenge on JF. - Cover image made by tromana
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,213 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Demon in a Bottle by Ruuger reviews
Lisbon helps Jane home after a few closed case drinks too many.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,572 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Alignment by x.lithium reviews
There are thirteen origami frogs in the bottom compartment of her drawer.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Outrunning the Flame by SSJL reviews
If you get too close, a burn is inevitable.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,674 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Running Through Red Lights by yaba reviews
She's ruining all his plans to remain aloof and vengeful and he finds himself liking it. Post: Red Badge. Jane/Lisbon.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 108,143 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Wishing Well by Bezelburr reviews
We're often told not to say our wishes out loud, or they wont come true. But sometimes when you say them out loud, you get exactly what you wished for. But be careful, sometimes wishes hurt.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,281 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
And We Lean In by forthecoast reviews
“Is that supposed to make me feel special?” JaneLisbon
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Reverie by Cho by Arcadya reviews
The world ceased to exist when he slept. No one else seemed to notice. Cho tries to save the world, with one grungy city and two sidekicks, against two diabolical nemesis' or is it three ?
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,564 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Kimball C. - Complete
Small Sacrifices by boutondor reviews
How far would you go for someone you care about?
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Antigone by Cathartes reviews
Between the living and the dead, there can be no competition.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,318 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 43 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Take Away by Rina-the-Brave reviews
What if one night of comfort leads to guilt? Jane pushes down the guilt, and more nights ensue. Will Jane and Lisbon be able to maintain professionalism and friendship while learning that it's okay to lose yourself in someone? Episode Pilot-Finale spinoff
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 63,683 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
In Absentia by Ebony10 reviews
Jane has a day off- a circumstance which leads to interesting happenings. Maybe not in the way one would think. No full on sex, but sexual situations. Is that still M?
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,988 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Contrary by Arcadya reviews
Contrary to popular opinion, he does not enjoy irritating and annoying Lisbon.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,728 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 36 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Requiem in Terra, Without Red by Cora Clavia reviews
The surname on the gravestones was one she recognized. And it was, without question, his wife and daughter. They had the same death date. Jane-Lisbon, oneshot.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Super Powers by Rina-the-Brave reviews
Cute little two-shot about what happens when Lisbon decides that sometimes you just have to throw all caution to the wind and go for it...sort of. It always helps when the subject doesn't know. R&R Please. Spoilers for Bloodshot
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,415 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Exist by Ebony10 reviews
Another short, introspective piece. Patrick Jane has to face some realizations. Takes place after the murder of Red John. Warning: sad.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Green Eyes by SpaceAnJL reviews
Because denial isn't just a river... A dark little piece of introspection, pre S1 finale.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Necklace by razlahan reviews
Lisbony goodness, just something that came to mind, now in three parts. As usual, I own nothing.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,625 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Drink Red Wine and Be Merry by Erinya reviews
Lisbon hates Christmas. Jane takes her to dinner to try to cheer her up, and wine and conversation lead them to unexpected places--past, present, and maybe even future. Lisbon/Jane.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,384 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Karma by Annerb reviews
Daniel discovers a binding consequence of SG1’s time with the Shavadai. Sam/Jack
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,074 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/26/2005 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
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One Night, One Red Night reviews
Spoilers for 5.16 "There Will Be Blood". Patrick Jane knows what loss of control feels like. He knows what it tastes like. He knows what it smells like. Patrick Jane knows all of this intimately.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/11/2013 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] - Complete
Big Red Gum reviews
This is a birthday present for Chizuru-Chibi. Very mild spoilers through 6.02. "It had come to this: He was standing in a CVS drugstore, staring blankly at the sentimental junk on offer in the greeting cards aisle."
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/8/2013 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] - Complete
Red Nightcap: Nightminds Remix reviews
Written for Paint-It-Red's Remix Challenge, based on Tromana's "Nightminds". Crossover with Discworld. Spoilers for The Mentalist through 4.01. No particular Discworld spoilers. "That was Malibu for you. Other small towns in America, neighbors brought casseroles for a new widower. Here they brought Schedule IV Controlled Substances."
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,788 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/24/2013 - Patrick J. - Complete
Red Pine reviews
Missing scene from the beginning of "Red Letter Day", spoilers for 5.18. A little conversation between Lisbon and Jane about having coffee in which important things are not said. Believe me or don't but I wrote 90% of the dialogue two weeks before the episode aired. Also, Rothelena's latest story provided me with just a little inspiration.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2013 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] - Complete
Lettered reviews
Acquiring new skills is not as easy as it looks. Sometimes you need a little help from a friend. Spoilers for 1x16 "Bloodshot". Tag to tromana's "Undiscovered", read that first.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Patrick J., Grace vP. - Complete
A Big Red Bow reviews
A little ficlet that came to me as Chiisana Minako and I talked about the sketch she wanted to make for my birthday.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Red Tabby reviews
Jane is a little less alone in the world. Birthday prezzie for Miss Peg, inspired by Sammie.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Spanish Peanuts and Beer reviews
Once upon a time Lothiriel84 asked me what Patrick Jane and Tony DiNozzo would talk about if they met in a bar. This is my answer.
Crossover - NCIS & Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Tony D., Patrick J. - Complete
Cherry Wine reviews
"It was not Charlotte this time. And he was not chasing rabbits. His dusty attic had transformed itself into what looked like one of the weirder rooms at The House On The Rock in Wisconsin." Spoilers for Season 5 Episode 2 "Devil's Cherry".
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/23/2012 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] - Complete
Scarlet Wisteria Tree reviews
Sequel to "Scarlet Runner Vines". AU. No particular spoilers. "She sat at a table on a rooftop cafe, indulging in a hot fudge sundae. Once a month on a sunny evening this would be her dinner."
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,023 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 5/27/2012 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] - Complete
Pink Gin reviews
Lisbon had not slept well while Jane was in Vegas. His return has not been restful either. For Rothelena, who inspired this. Spoilers for Season Five - based on released spoilers/promos. M for crude language. J/L.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/16/2012 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] - Complete
Domus Hadeum, or Where You Live reviews
The House of Hades. "Where I live. Every minute of every day. I've never left. I was hoping to, after I killed Red John. Now I don't know how to leave. Misery loves company, Lisbon. And I'm going to make you live there, too." AU. M for words and actions.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,026 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 8/18/2011 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] - Complete
Reductio ad Absurdum reviews
Jumping out of the way of the airborne weapon, he bumped into Agent Gibbs. " Sorry." With lightening reflexes, Gibbs smacked Jane upside the back of his head like a probie.
Crossover - NCIS & Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Patrick J. - Complete
Redefy reviews
'"Lisbon, are you paying attention? This one time, pay attention!" His voice gave away a bit of his panic.' Some conversations after the first round of interrogation of Loralei. Tag for 4.24 "Crimson Hat", spoilers ahoy! Jane/Lisbon
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/24/2012 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] - Complete
Cardinal Passion reviews
Sequel to "Redolent of Passion". Kink Meme prompt: "Blindfold, anywhere but in a bed". No spoilers.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,216 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/3/2012 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] - Complete
Scarlet Runner Vines reviews
Another LiveJournal Mentalist Kink Meme fic. Prompt: "Jane/Lisbon - last Friday night, bonus point for use of handcuffs". Not my smuttiest smut. Warning: Mention of force and getting someone drunk, but all the actual in-bed action is clearly consensual.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,882 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/22/2012 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] - Complete
Redolent of Passion reviews
Written for the 2012 LiveJournal Mentalist Kink Meme. Prompt: Jane/Lisbon, handcuffs. Warning: Light Bondage. Very suggestive without becoming truly smutty.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2012 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] - Complete
Tequila Sunset reviews
"He has a knife. Sometimes he imagines having another use for it." If the reader knows Jane wants Red John's guts for garters, there are no spoilers.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/29/2011 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] - Complete
Five Red Herrings To Cut Down Mighty Trees reviews
Four conversations that never happened, and one that might. Spoilers for Season Three. As usual, LittleMender egged me on.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,928 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 7/1/2011 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] - Complete
Redecorate reviews
Episode tag for 3.20 "Redacted".
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Two Twelve Twentyone Nineteen Eight reviews
Episode tag for 2.20 "18-5-4". T rating for innuendo, just to be safe.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Redintegrated reviews
Tag for 3.24 "Strawberries and Cream". Lisbon visits Jane in jail. Rated T for language. Thanks to LittleMender for the discussion that inspired this, and for help with dialogue.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Even the Red Baron Got Shot Down Once reviews
Episode Tag for 2.13 Redline.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Home Field Advantage reviews
Sequel to "Delayed Shock". Voyager made it home somehow. The fates of the Maquis, and the ship have been decided, but the Captain's hasn't. It will earn the M rating for a love scene in ch3.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,557 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 5/11/2011 - [Chakotay, K. Janeway] - Complete
Rosenberg's Monster reviews
Post-"Chosen". Willow, Giles, and some robot parts.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Willow R., R. Giles - Complete
From the Diary of Dawn Summers reviews
Sequel to "Spike's Evil, But You Knew That", takes place during the summer between Seasons 5 and 6.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Dawn S. - Complete
Delayed Shock reviews
The Captain, the Commander, the Delta Flyer, and an ion storm. Sequel to "The Captain's Holiday", but not as light and fluffy. M rating will be earned in chapter 3.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,874 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 4/29/2011 - [Chakotay, K. Janeway] - Complete
Spike's Evil, But You Knew That reviews
Post-ep tag for s5 ep6 "Family". Spike lied about that punch, and he plans to profit from it.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Spike, Tara M. - Complete
The Captain's Holiday reviews
The Captain, the Commander, the holodeck, and a boat.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/27/2011 - [Chakotay, K. Janeway] - Complete
Take reviews
Nine's thoughts on Rose, post-WW3, references 1996 movie. DISCLAIMER: If I owned Doctor Who, would I think a jumper was a girl's dress?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2011 - 9th Doctor - Complete