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I used to be a stay-at-home wife to a hubby who worked overseas for six to eight months. That's why I had so much time to read, listen to music and fangirl over Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart. Then I tried writing my own fan fic and Bella's Hymen Theory was born. I was told I was funny and clever but that I sucked at story titles. "Terrible title!" "What were you thinking?" "Hymen? Ewww."


Yep. I focused on the funny and clever...*chants inner peace, inner peace* And still used the same title 'coz for the life of me, I couldn't think of another one. There goes my creativity. And cleverness.

Then 2011 happened and hubby got this idea to open up another small business where he'll leave me in charge. Long story short, my sched got crazy hectic for months (opening a business was not easy, trust!) so I had no choice but to put writing in the back burner for a while *sad face* Then when everything was finally settled and I got the time to write again, Izzyyy - my super Beta - got crazy busy. Seriously. It's like the Universe didn't want Chapter 22 to be posted. And it was already halfway done.

So, I'm trying to make up for the long absence by posting a Chapter 22 teaser. I'll erase this part when I'll be able to post the entire thing. For now, read on :)

“Edward Cullen.”

Both turned to look at the woman standing behind Edward. Tyler eyed her curiously. Brows knitted in concentration, he tried to grasp what it was about the fidgeting woman that seemed so famil— oh snap! She’s like a Blonde Bella! Not that Bella would be caught dead wearing a frilly and lacy dress like that and Blonde is almost rail-thin but besides that...whoa. Stop the presses! Bella has a doppelganger. Elena and Katherine much?


Blond Bella blushed. Even the blushing is spot on! “I can’t believe you still remember me.”

Edward stood up in a rush and gave BB a hug before letting her go to give her a look. “Of course I remember you! What are you doing here in Seattle?”

Red appeared beside BB and wrapped an arm around her shoulder. “Believe it or not, of all coincidences, Lucy is my cousin.” Red and Blonde exchanged smiles “She’s in town for a month, visiting her lonely cousin.”

“Among other things,” BB said. The cousins exchanged meaningful glances that made the alarm bells in Tyler’s head go crazy.

“I was supposed to tell you about her last night, but you were preoccupied,” Red continued still smiling. Fakest smile I’ve ever seen, Tyler thought. “So, I decided to bring her here instead.”

More blushing. “Bars aren’t really my thing but Masen’s is an, erm, exception.”

Edward grinned. “Because of that, drinks are on me. Order anything you want. It’s on the house.”

“I’m allergic to any kind of alcohol.”

Goosebumps. Tyler cleared his throat loudly when he saw a tender expression crossed Edward’s face.

“But, I’m not!” Red cheerfully announced and stood between Edward and BB. Then she linked her left arm to Edward’s right and her right arm to BB’s left and pulled the two away from the bar. “Let’s get a table so that you New Yorkers can catch-up comfortably.”

Tyler watched them go with a feeling of dread. He cursed Rose who is too pregnant to be of help and Paris for taking his best girls away for the weekend. He willed Bella, the original Bella to call or text, and regretted for the first time that it wasn’t a real vampire who bit his butt cheek that fateful night during college. At least if he did become a vampire, he could...He blinked. Hey, fabulous idiot, that story isn’t even true! I need to calm down. Love virgins are notoriously loyal and faithful. And Bella is Edward’s “I Don’t Wanna Miss A Thing” remember? Nothing comes between an “I Don’t Wanna Miss A Thing.” Even a doppelganger.

He crosses his fingers for added support. And a bribe to All That Is Holy, a.k.a Lady Gaga, Queen Goddess that he’d stop flirting forever if the Belward couple passed this with flying (rainbow) colors.

After a minute, he cringed. Fine, a week of No Flirting? He nodded to himself and patted his back. That’s more believable. I could only deprive myself that long...


Angst is in the works...

If you want to read some more teasers, I do tweet random BHT-related things from time to time. Go check out swancullen12 in twitter, that's moi :)

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Guardian by ChampagneAnyone reviews
Orphaned at 8, Bella Swan is placed in the care of her God Mother Esme Cullen. Heiress to Cullen Swan Enterprises, Bella grows up hero worshipping 17 year old joint heir, pseudo step brother and self appointed guardian Edward. ROMANCE ANGST DRAMA
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 101,904 - Reviews: 7336 - Favs: 6,047 - Follows: 6,913 - Updated: 6/16/2015 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Bella, Edward
Remembrance by marjorie16 reviews
When Edward said, "You don't know how long I've waited for you" Just what exactly did he mean by that?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,687 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 11/17/2014 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Awakening by bbwraven reviews
Rockstar Edward Cullen is going to Forks for much needed R&R with family and friends. He didn't expect to find old flame Bella Swan dealing with an abusive husband. Can he put his bruised ego aside to be there for Bella, risking his heart to her again?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 190,992 - Reviews: 1653 - Favs: 1,623 - Follows: 1,641 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Edward, Bella
When Fiction Becomes Reality by BITTENEV reviews
Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella's creation. AU/AH Bella-of-the-Ball continuation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 157,715 - Reviews: 8293 - Favs: 8,713 - Follows: 8,682 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Tutor by ItzMegan73 reviews
New student Bella Swan needs to break out of her shy exterior and her guidance counselor has the answer: tutoring. And Bella is too new to know she shouldn’t want to tutor Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 162,443 - Reviews: 7040 - Favs: 11,244 - Follows: 3,442 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Woman Scorned Outtakes by Bella Baby24 reviews
This is a compilation of different POVs and book excerpts from “A Woman Scorned.” Rated M for language and Adult Content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,492 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 750 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Brown Study by littlesecret84 reviews
Bella's dreams have a way of coming true. But what will she do when the man she dreams of appears in her life as a boy who is less than ideal? Will finding him mean losing her BFF, Jane? Does knowing the future change the present? Rated M for adult stuff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 142,197 - Reviews: 7743 - Favs: 2,617 - Follows: 1,598 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Off Limits by lexiecullen17 reviews
Womanizing Edward has been told to stay away from his band's new lead singer, Bella. But with their instant attraction and obvious chemistry, how can he adhere to that? OOC. AU-H. Rated M for naughty humor, intensely bad behavior, language, and sexing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 182,739 - Reviews: 2772 - Favs: 4,205 - Follows: 1,480 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fourth Quarter by MBella reviews
Edward is the star quarterback. Bella is the coach's daughter. Falling in love is always bittersweet, but what happens after a tragedy tears them apart and then fate throws them together years later?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 153,638 - Reviews: 1698 - Favs: 2,387 - Follows: 955 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bitter Sweet Symphony by I'mwiththevampires08 reviews
Rose and Edward make a bet. Will the school playboy be able to turn Bella into a vixen and get James to ask her out to prom? Will Edward make a good teacher and teach Bella everything she needs to know? Oh yes, there will be lemons! All human, OOC and Can
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 201,689 - Reviews: 8783 - Favs: 5,530 - Follows: 5,152 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 9/7/2008
Christmas With the Cullens by BlueIsSoul reviews
Ever since she can remember, Bella Swan has spent her Christmas with the Cullens. This Christmas its time to sort out those Edward related "complications". But what happens when Edward has a new introduction to make? Rating: Mature Pairing: EB, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 64,691 - Reviews: 1656 - Favs: 2,112 - Follows: 1,108 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bleeding Love by zgirl21 reviews
Edward, Bella, and Jacob are childhood friends who are now college roommates. Edward, who only seems to care about one-night stands and his band, and Bella, studious and responsible, are always fighting...and Jacob? All-Human. E/B. Not for Jacob lovers.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 104,145 - Reviews: 1330 - Favs: 1,144 - Follows: 1,272 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Bella, Edward
Lucky Charm by profmom72 reviews
Bella and Edward were secret best friends during one of the best periods of Bella's life. Their friendship has waned. When they are forced back together, untold secrets are revealed. When the truth is out there, will anyone feel lucky?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 81,650 - Reviews: 783 - Favs: 979 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Locker Next Door by UnoriginalScreename reviews
When Bella Swan meets Edward Cullen, she can’t stand him. He’s arrogant, rude, and annoyingly handsome. As she vents her frustration on her blog, Bella’s feelings change. Can Bella channel her online confidence into a real-life confession? R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,504 - Reviews: 1156 - Favs: 1,334 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Complete
Bella's Hymen Theory reviews
Bella theorizes her hymen is connected with heartbreak so she asked housemate and buddy Edward to help her get rid of it. Edward's reply? Hell no!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 99,257 - Reviews: 1378 - Favs: 1,317 - Follows: 1,441 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Bella, Edward