Author has written 7 stories for Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries, Silver Kiss, Pitch Black / Riddick, Criminal Minds, and Ten Inch Hero.
Books are like gold to me. And writing is to fun!!
"I live in sin, to kill myself i live; no longer my life my own but sins:my good is given to me by heaven, my evil myself;by my free will of which i am now deprived" - Michelangelo
HOMETOWN: T-ville, UT in the beautiful u.s.a.
I love to listen to music while I'm writing/typing
Lately I've been on a viking kick (gee i wonder why) so if you know of any good books send the titles my way. My favorite authors are Kelly Armstrong, Erin Lynn, and l.j. smith. there are plenty more, but I'll add on later. I can't chose just one book or one movie I like two many of them. I have fallen in love with the stories I read on here and i want everyone to know that i enjoy reading your work, and thank you for the kick ass stories!!
"Mother is the word for GOD on the lips and hearts of all children." -- Brandon Lee, the Crow.
"I so-pose you didn't deserve that one either...?"-- Will
"No that one I deserved."-- Jack
I will continue to up-date...later.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
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Man: Where have you been all my life?
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)