Author has written 6 stories for Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries, Silver Kiss, Pitch Black / Riddick, Ten Inch Hero, How to Get Away with Murder, and Captain America.
Books are like gold to me. And writing is to fun!!
"I live in sin, to kill myself i live; no longer my life my own but sins:my good is given to me by heaven, my evil myself;by my free will of which i am now deprived" - Michelangelo
HOMETOWN: T-ville, UT in the beautiful u.s.a.
I love to listen to music while I'm writing/typing
Lately I've been on a viking kick (gee i wonder why) so if you know of any good books send the titles my way. My favorite authors are Kelly Armstrong, Erin Lynn, and l.j. smith. there are plenty more. I can't chose just one book or one movie I like two many of them. I have fallen in love with the stories I read on here and i want everyone to know that i enjoy reading your work, and thank you for the kick ass stories!!
"Mother is the word for GOD on the lips and hearts of all children." -- Brandon Lee, the Crow.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
~STOP STEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTYPES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ITALICIZE THE ONES YOU ARE
Man: Where have you been all my life?
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)