Paige Parkker
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Joined 07-21-09, id: 2016807, Profile Updated: 08-25-09
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This is a create your own profile! I'll put down some statements that may or may not be true about me and you can just pick the ones you like. It will be a new experience each and every time! So here goes ...

I am a wicked cute sloth with awesome sunglasses.

When I grow up I want to be a cat lady. I figure that you need 67 cats to be a decent cat lady. I have three.

I hate football, but I love hockey. In fact, when I grow up I will be an NHL goalie.

I've never written much FanFic before. In fact, I only recently discovered FanFic. Some of you authors write some pretty kinky stuffs.

I am green. It's not easy being green you know. Ask Oscar. SCRAM!

I've stopped having birthdays. What's the point if there are no loot bags?

I hate to read. Yup. I hate writing too. I like to grunt. I am a wicked awesome chef. Nobody makes grilled cheese sammiches like me!


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Wisp by Cris reviews
Edward wins more than he bargained for at what was supposed to be a friendly poker game. AH. Ysar made me my banner!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 325,303 - Reviews: 13830 - Favs: 5,399 - Follows: 6,713 - Updated: 11/20/2014 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Boundaries Undefined by Mylisssa reviews
High school is a raging screaming battle that's mostly in her head. She won't be happy until she has him, but hell if she'll ever tell him. She sees only deception in his deepest truths, while he doesn't know the falsehoods of what he reads from her actions. Someone has to bend or the other will break. AH E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 122,612 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 622 - Updated: 5/21/2014 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Bella, Edward
Inside Man by ooza reviews
With his parole fast approaching, inmate Edward Masen is looking for a friend. College student Bella Swan stumbles across his profile on a prison pen-pal website. Their friendship is formed over written words, but will it last once he rejoins her world?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 89,972 - Reviews: 12573 - Favs: 6,213 - Follows: 5,986 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Little Fish, Big Fish by Michelle M. Marie reviews
Collab between Paige Parkker BPOV & Michelle M Marie EPOV.A/H OOC Follows the life of Bella and Edward as they meet in high school, eventually parting painfully, only to reunite as adults – in very different circumstances.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 237,245 - Reviews: 1082 - Favs: 839 - Follows: 712 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
There Will Be Blood by johnnyboy7 reviews
Edward Cullen,25,the son of a Chicago mob boss. He is second-in-command, cold and dangerous. Bella Swan,18,small town girl who has just enrolled as a freshman at Northwestern. A story about how love can survive in the cruelest of worlds.Very OCC.Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 48 - Words: 368,286 - Reviews: 12353 - Favs: 9,334 - Follows: 4,142 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Elemental by TallulahBelle reviews
AU/AH: When the Swans return to their birthplace, Bella learns she is no ordinary teenager, and Forks is no ordinary town. Can she fulfill her destiny with the powerful Edward Cullen, or will the dark forces that threaten their families destroy them all?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 189,571 - Reviews: 9085 - Favs: 8,664 - Follows: 4,897 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In the Dark reviews
Kidnapped and tortured, twins India and Morgan along with their older sister Nadia barely escape with their lives. The three women stumble into Forks and fall into the care of Dr. Carlisle Cullen and his family. Warning: Themes of violence against women!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,110 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 8/25/2009