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This is a create your own profile! I'll put down some statements that may or may not be true about me and you can just pick the ones you like. It will be a new experience each and every time! So here goes ...
I am a wicked cute sloth with awesome sunglasses.
When I grow up I want to be a cat lady. I figure that you need 67 cats to be a decent cat lady. I have three.
I hate football, but I love hockey. In fact, when I grow up I will be an NHL goalie.
I've never written much FanFic before. In fact, I only recently discovered FanFic. Some of you authors write some pretty kinky stuffs.
I am green. It's not easy being green you know. Ask Oscar. SCRAM!
I've stopped having birthdays. What's the point if there are no loot bags?
I hate to read. Yup. I hate writing too. I like to grunt. I am a wicked awesome chef. Nobody makes grilled cheese sammiches like me!