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Joined 07-21-09, id: 2017256, Profile Updated: 09-07-09
Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter.

Name's Julie, yo.

I'm a danish teenage girl, who's thrown her love at fanfictions. I don't really write a lot at the moment, I prefer to read other people's stories XD

With that being said, I decided that my profile was SO BORING, I had to do something 'bout it. So I came across THIS! Oh yes, yes I did! And then I stole it! Again, oh yes, yes I did!

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.

flodhest. –hæren (hist) the Army of the Nile. –Kisel.

(Oh yes, people, I DID grab the Danish/English dictionary. Hell yes.)

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can... what do you find?

A pair of black socks.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

MTV – P.I.M.P from 50 Cent, Snoop Dogg and G-unit.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:


5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

16.41 (Daaaaamn.)

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

My mother’s cellphone ringing, my brother’s television and the wind through my open window.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

About one hour and 45 minutes ago. Went for a walk with the dogs.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

.. The answers of the person whom I stole it from (:

9. What are you wearing?

Clothes :o. Surprise, surprise :D

10. Did you dream last night?

Oh God, it’s so close. Almost got it, almost got it, almost-.. no, it’s gone ):

11. When did you last laugh?

Ehm.. Eeeeeeeeehm.. Probably when talking to my brother. I think.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Two paintings, a lamp, a mirror and necklaces.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

I don’t come across a lot of weird stuff ):

14. What do you think of this quiz?

It’s.. God, it’s long xD

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

I’d so travel to England because I’m a very selfish person. Then I’d probably feel guilty and donate to charity afterwards, but not before I made sure I was able to buy myself a super sweet house. Probably a car.. a laptop.. my own beach? I’d like a beach.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I.. I’m blonde? I swear, I really am. It’s true!

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics…

One thing? ONE thing? Well, I’d probably do something about the PollutionHungerGlobalWarmingRacismPlusAllTheThingsIDidn’tMention issues.. issue, I mean issue!

19. A quote that you love/live by:

Life’s a bitch and then you die.

20. George Bush:

I’m danish, that’s all I’ll say about this ):

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Hermione James Malfoy (:. Or I’d go with Sarah, haven’t made up my mind yet.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

… Sarah.

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Oh yes, baby, oh yes.

24. What do you want to say to God when you reach the pearly gates?

I’d probably go very politely, play it safe you know. “Hi there,” rarely fails.

25. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?

“Look, it’s Julie!” (Not really, I just don’t remember.)

26. When is the next time you will have sex?

I’m going to avoid this one xD.

27. What's a word that rhymes with "DOOR?"

Whore? /: Don’t know why that popped into my mind xD

28. Favorite planet?

The blue one, baby.

29. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your mobile?

Unknown Number ):

30. What is your favorite ring on your phone?

Tennessee Line! :D

"31. What shirt are you wearing?

A Fishbone one. It’s black.

32. Name the brand of shoes you're currently wearing?


33. Bright or Dark Room?

So bright it almost hurts ):

34. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?

Obviously she had a pretty good sense of humour to fill out this one xD. Can’t say I know her..

35. What were you doing at midnight last night?

Reading War of the Ancients o.o.

36. What did your last text message you received on your mobile say?

“Kæft mayn, vi burde starte en klub kun for seje mennesker.”

(You didn’t count on THAT, did ya!)

37. Where is your mailbox?

M.. My mailbox? Outside my door.. I hope..

38. What's a word that you say a lot?

Lol. I’m afraid it’s a bad habit ): Yes people, I DO say it.

39. Who told you he/she loved you last?

Possibly my mum xD

40. Last furry thing you touched?

My dog o:

41. How many drugs have you done in the last three days?

Waaaaaaaay too many. No, I don’t do drugs.

42. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed?

.. None ):

43. Who was the last person you had a chance meeting with?

Uhm.. I don’t really know about that :(

44. Favorite age you have been so far?

Honestly, probably 8 or something xD Oh the glorious pre-teens.. (Kinda.)

45. Your worst enemy?

I love everybody! Cough..

46. What is your current desktop picture?

My best friend (:

47. What was the last thing you said to someone?

“I’m gonna go back to my room, I just came down her to complain.”

48. If you had to choose between a million dollars or being able to fly, which would you take?

If I chose the money, I’d totally invent something that would make me able to fly.

Yet, I’d rather be able to fly. Priorities, huh.

49. Do you like someone?

As said earlier, I love everybody! :D But like anybody, no way.

50. The last song you listened to?

That song with 50 Cent on MTV xD

51. If the last person you spoke to was being shot at, would you jump in front of the bullet?

The last person was my mum, so I believe I would.

52. If you could punch one person in the face who's in your life right now, who would it be?

Batman. Then I’d steal his stuff. (Yes, I know Batman. Jealous, huh?)


Fly to England. Or I’d already have flown to England, so I’d BE in England. Don’t know, I’ll settle for this test :O.

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Call Me Crazy by SiRiUsLyPaDfOoTeD reviews
HIATUS. /SLASH/ /Sirius' POV/ I'm a boy. I like girls. Why can't it get in my head that Remus Lupin IS NOT a girl?
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Waiting for the Moon to Rise by Komaki Nakao reviews
Violet Carroll is ready to put her life back together after a troubling year. But will her feelings for her new Professor get in the way of her progress? And how will she react when she finds out his secret? PA and beyond.
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51 Ways to annoy Remus Lupin by Tonkswyrda reviews
Sirius gets bored. Tonks helps him come up with a list to annoy Remus. I wonder what will happen...? OMG I UPDATED ONLY TWO YEARS LATE ENJOY IF YOURE STILL READING LOLOL.
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15 questions by The HP and Twilight lover reviews
Moony would never have guessed what an innocent game of "20 questions" would lead to when the not so innocent, hormone-ruled Sirius Black pulled the triggers! RLSB slash
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Flannel, Blood, Ink, by lostmidtranslation reviews
I dropped the flannel into my lap and cupped her face gently with my hand, keeping her close, pulling her close and being determined not to let her go." Fratie romance, Because the blood-blisterpod incident would have started something. FWKB-Fratie.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,088 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Katie B., Fred W. - Complete
I love Hermione Granger by FerrsureeLauren reviews
Draco hates Granger. Hermione hates Malfoy. Draco's curse goes wrong as a complete mirror image of himself seduces Hermione.
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The Art of Subtlety by DragonDi reviews
Sometimes one can't be blunt. Sometimes situations call for something less obvious, more... subtle. Slash, RL/SB. Written for the Speed Pr0nz Challenge over at LJ because picture/prompt #3 had 'Remus' written all over it!
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The Right Way To Do It by Crystal Haze reviews
Tonks kisses Remus under the mistletoe. Sirius shows her how it's done.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,994 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Fridays by elemesnedene reviews
Friday afternoon therapy with Severus Snape. Totally random.
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Unraveled by Archica reviews
Hermione is about to be executed. Draco is lonely.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,849 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
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Of Photographs, memories and Christmas Eves reviews
The picture showed a smiling Sirius posing like some Adonis on the sheets of Remus' bed. A sudden burst of anger filled him, and he tore the picture in two. Sirius had sworn he wouldn't leave. He'd promised. Remus buried his head in his knees. RL/SB slash
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Grocery List of Voldemort reviews
What happens when Voldemort goes for a casual shopping trip disguised as a Muggle? And when he accidentally runs into Harry at the store, how will he react? Quick, and pretty far out, oneshot :
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Not to be mistaken for Love reviews
Will Harry figure out what's missing when he's kissing Ginny? And will Draco realise that there might be more to his relationship with Harry than anger and despise? Harry/Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,442 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Story of the Alphabet reviews
Then he did something amazing that Draco had almost never dreamt would happen; it was simply impossible to comprehend. Draco/Harry fiction told through 26 sentences.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
What Poems Can't Express reviews
Sirius is trying to come up with a poem for Remus' birthday : Slash, Sirius/Remus
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,379 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
To be 'Spontaneous? reviews
Remus is trying to tell Sirius how he's feeling, but he can't seem to find the words. Sirius/Remus : Read and Review :D
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