Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.
I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. Einstein.
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. Mark Twain
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former. Einstein.
The world owes you nothing. It was here first. Mark Twain.
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. Churchill
In three words, I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: it goes on. Robert Frost
I do not want people to be agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them. Jane Austin.
The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. Robert Frost
A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer. Robert Frost
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (yeah, that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Frito's! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash) hahahaha
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?) HAHAHAHAH! a
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
DISCLAIMER: I am not Stephenie Meyer, J. K. Rowling, or any other published author. They hold the rights, not me.