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Joined 04-19-02, id: 201754, Profile Updated: 05-03-11
Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter, and Bible.

Hi everybody,

My names Caitlin, I'm 18 now, and I LOVE writing and reviews even more than I love chocolate, especially flavoured freddo frogs.

edit: My email address is currently childinthemirror@yahoo.com

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Also, check out my friends work;

Laterose; sucessful long term writer, working on 10 fics at the moment I believe.

LiddleBee; Fairly new to fanfiction, but her writing is good!

alareth-88; check out her story; Return to Hogwarts!

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Update: After 5 years I am active again with the intention of finishing Under Malfoy's Orders once and for all. I am well aware there may be plot flaws or inconsistencies in my writing style after my long, loooong hiatus. I would very much appreciate it if you to let me know about any said flaws via private message or a review, so I can hopefully correct them. ALSO - if anyone wants to be on a mailing list as people have requested in the past (although I would advise using author alert if you can, because it's far less infallible than me), please just let me know and I'll accommodate you.

Other work by me: I also have original poetry and short stories posted here (for those interested): www.fictionpress.com/~sunshower

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A Switched Chance by LunaStorm reviews
In which Hermione attempts a time-travelling ritual without due preparation and Harry happily goes along for the ride, and both have to cope with living their best friend's life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 116,174 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 1,464 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Why We Fight by Zephyr Seraphim reviews
An accident in Potions sends Draco and Hermione to the past where they meet a couple much like them. Hermione/Draco, James/Lily. Written before "The Half-Blood Prince," AU after "The Order of the Phoenix."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 109,368 - Reviews: 2505 - Favs: 2,323 - Follows: 2,275 - Updated: 9/5/2014 - Published: 2/9/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M., James P., Lily Evans P.
Catechism by Dreamfall reviews
AU The Dursleys taught Harry to fear and hate magic and all things magical including himself. Now how long will it take the wizarding world see the damage done? And can they ever hope to fix it? Disturbing. WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 106,473 - Reviews: 1960 - Favs: 2,400 - Follows: 2,920 - Updated: 9/2/2014 - Published: 8/11/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
Hermione Malfoy by superscar reviews
At the request of Dumbledore, Hermione Granger marries Draco Malfoy. COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,071 - Reviews: 5099 - Favs: 5,055 - Follows: 2,938 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 6/20/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Pride, Image, and Reputation by Fanofbooks.Harry Potter reviews
They hate each other. Plain and simple. But he's Draco Malfoy, and no girl escapes his charm. Even if it is stupidly smart Granger. But what happens when progress is actually made...from both ends, and a certain little bet between friends gets in the way?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 187,909 - Reviews: 1300 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 5/23/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
A Broken Child by Lady FoxFire reviews
What happens when Harry's mind snaps. Can he recover? rape, abuse, torture
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,356 - Reviews: 1705 - Favs: 1,435 - Follows: 925 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 12/30/2001 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
First Impressions by Artemis Lupin reviews
Lily and Snape are discussing their first week at Hogwarts when they are interrupted by a certain persistent someone. One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
The Prank War by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 169,287 - Reviews: 6676 - Favs: 3,717 - Follows: 2,492 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
To See A Falling Star by Lady FoxFire reviews
When Vernon's abuse goes to far, will Harry be able too live with the effects? Warning: implied sexual contact and violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,061 - Reviews: 980 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 849 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 5/18/2002 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Changing Tides by acidroses reviews
Professor McGonagall places a spell on Draco and Hermione, making them unable to be further than 3m apart... until they can get along with each other. This is due to the big fight between Hermione and Draco...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 46,295 - Reviews: 1231 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 4/6/2002 - Hermione G., Draco M.
You Betrayed Us by Lady FoxFire reviews
Ginny is dead. Harry's in prison for her murder. But nothing is as it seems. A Lady FoxFire twist to Harry in Azkaban theme
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,184 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 4/26/2005 - Harry P., Sirius B.
I'm in Hell by SLyTHeRiNz DiVaZ reviews
Draco and Hermione "I'm in Hell...with only one bed in it." They thought *New Chapter 20 up*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,067 - Reviews: 948 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/3/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
A Thread Of Innocence by Athena Linborn reviews
Fear and determination, are major factors in Hermione Grangers decision to keep the child of a liaison she can hardly remember. All is well, until five years later, the hated father of her child, walks back in to her life!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 127,716 - Reviews: 1711 - Favs: 1,586 - Follows: 1,270 - Updated: 12/20/2007 - Published: 11/21/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Harry Potter and the Deadly Deception by Delylah reviews
He could not stand being Harry anymore.... He had...never wished so intensely that he could be somebody...anybody...else... Order of the Phoenix, U.S. edition, page 822. Sometimes the best place to hide is in plain sight. An AU year 6 fic, started preHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 82,962 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 9/24/2007 - Published: 10/8/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W.
For Rent by me19 reviews
Thanks to Blaise Zabini, 26 year old Draco Malfoy has to pretend to be married to a Muggle-born witch in order to secure a business deal. Who's the best Muggle-born witch for the job? Why, Hermione Granger of course!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 77,846 - Reviews: 1123 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 1/4/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Sunday Night Sex Talk by Priah reviews
With only a trace left of 7th year, Hermione makes a startling discovery. She is given the task of providing her peers the sexual education they so desperately need, with Draco Malfoy as her only assistance. Too much sex talk with Malfoy can lead to interesting things... [This fic is being revised!]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,754 - Reviews: 1944 - Favs: 1,586 - Follows: 852 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 1/26/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
At the Beginning by Lily of the Shadow reviews
Hiatus Pending Rewrite : Please either see Chapter 12 for an important message concerning the new version, or proceed to my profile for Beginning Again, the rewritten version.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,654 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/30/2007 - Published: 12/26/2003 - Complete
Parenting Class by IcyPanther reviews
Complete DHr & HG Sixth years at Hogwarts are now required to take a parenting class, what fun! Hermione, Draco, and Harry are paired up in which they'll trade off being children. Can they live through the class or will being a parent prove too hard?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 207,405 - Reviews: 6143 - Favs: 4,498 - Follows: 936 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Terrifié by Calypso in Love reviews
Hermione is abused by her uncle. She's at Hogwarts, scared as always, but someone is noticing her strange behavior... Malfoy. And as he watches her, is he slowly falling in love with a girl who's terrified of him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 64,483 - Reviews: 2795 - Favs: 1,488 - Follows: 967 - Updated: 7/30/2006 - Published: 5/29/2002 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Hermione, New And Improved! by nitric-hamster reviews
Dumbledore continued. ‘I’m afraid I have some bad news for you all. The sorting hat, I have been informed, is either possessed by lord Voldemort or having an identity crisis.' WARNING: random
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,687 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/23/2006 - Published: 7/25/2004 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Macbeth by cyropi reviews
‘Come what come may, time and the hour runs through the roughest day.’ Voldemort’s second rise to power and a part in Shakespeare’s infamous Scottish Play make this fitting for Hermione – especially when she discovers a darker side to Draco Malfoy. PreHBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 120,368 - Reviews: 2322 - Favs: 1,259 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 6/24/2006 - Published: 9/6/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Forbearance by Enitsu Emria reviews
Of different worlds and beleifs, woven together by a destiny that binds them to the future. An unexpected reluctant romance that neither of them expected to happen. Prophesies, Death, Undeniable Lust and Desire and SNOGGING! Read and Reveiw!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 142,774 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/11/2006 - Published: 2/8/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
A Horribly Nauseating Class by Karana Belle reviews
ON HIATUS::It's Seventh year and a crazy new class has been brought into the curriculum. And what does an egg have to do with anything? DMHG Chapter 15: The First Annual Halloween Costume Contest at Hogwarts has begun! But what are the Weasley twins doing
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,572 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/3/2006 - Published: 6/1/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Shamanism by Lyra Silvertongue2 reviews
Take my hand. Hold fast, hold strong.Sequel to Snap Me Back Into Hell. DracoHermione. The road to recovery. Read and review, please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,010 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/22/2006 - Published: 2/21/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Trick Stair by Lyra Silvertongue2 reviews
Preromance. Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy. Three hours is a long time to be trapped beneath a trick stair, and stairs aren't too spacious these days...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,819 - Reviews: 1807 - Favs: 1,458 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 5/16/2006 - Published: 12/29/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
All the Little Things by aplacefarawayfromhere reviews
Hermione has never resisted a challenge from Draco Malfoy. But when that challenge involves the betrayal of the heart for three people, will she play his game, or will he play into hers?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 105,541 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 5/7/2006 - Published: 4/28/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Sanctuary in Potions by zarah joyce reviews
When Hogwarts announced their need for a new Potions professor, Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger were deemed best for it. Each was desperate to have the job, and since there's only room for one of them… chaos inevitably erupts. Updated! Chapter 6 up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,760 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 6/7/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Draco's Favour by Draco-Malfoy-Severus-Luva reviews
DMHG Draco decides that it would be funny to spill ink all over Hermione's robes. As a result, he gets detention and wants payback so he curses Hermione...He ends up owing her a favour, anything she wants... - Let the fun begin!-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,048 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/16/2006 - Published: 7/29/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Contract by daydreamz87 reviews
Hermione signs a contract, oblivious of what it really is. She is now a pawn in the twins' plan to get revenge on Draco Malfoy. She has one week to break his heart. Oh my, the things Hermione Granger will do for a potions essay...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,902 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 3/19/2006 - Published: 7/2/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Temporary Insanity by arbitrary reviews
Don't dip your quill in the company ink... I should have known better than to get involved with my boss, but who knew would lead to me, back on the job market, and Malfoy with a job offer I couldn't refuse? literally. I'm back!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 84,419 - Reviews: 2292 - Favs: 1,610 - Follows: 951 - Updated: 2/15/2006 - Published: 5/21/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
War of the Roses by stargirl5 reviews
Two of England's most elite schools are rivals and Serenity Blake finds herself perilously caught in their century-old feud.
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,643 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 12/26/2005 - Published: 5/21/2003 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen
Just a Harmless Joke by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Fred accidentally starts rumors that he's with Hermione, and encourages them for a laugh. When she find out, she's furious. Now the two of them are fighting to outembarrass and annoy one another... but they're also fighting their feelings for each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,220 - Reviews: 3065 - Favs: 4,201 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 9/28/2004 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Valentine Encounter by Kyra4 reviews
READ ME! Draco and Hermione are Head Boy & Girl, but do NOT share a common room and see as little of each other as possible til a fateful encounter on Valentine's night leads to a gradual, reluctant romance. Starts 7th year goes postHogwarts. NOW COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 109,822 - Reviews: 2833 - Favs: 4,172 - Follows: 722 - Updated: 10/28/2005 - Published: 2/12/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Harry's Favor by blind assassin reviews
Hermione had not recieved any news from Harry and Ron in two years. One day, she meets Harry at the Ministry and he asks her if she will let a friend of his stay at her house. Without asking who it is, she agrees. DracoHermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,936 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/8/2005 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Divine Humiliation by zarah joyce reviews
You humiliated me. I admit you played me very well. However, don't expect this to be the end. After a series of twists and turns, what will be the end of it all? FINISHED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,508 - Reviews: 1782 - Favs: 1,763 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Fade to Black by Archica reviews
Draco escapes from Azkaban to get revenge on the girl who sent him there. Written in response to a DHr fanfiction challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,497 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/31/2005 - Published: 9/11/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Each Other by breeze3 reviews
Chapter 6 now up... The room was dark. It seemed so natural now, to be in the dark, hiding from them, the world, and, somehow, each other. They had become comfortable around one another. They kissed each other, but still, some things felt sacred, hidde
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,627 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/20/2005 - Published: 7/31/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Somnio Eternus by finally-defeated reviews
Torn apart as realization dawns upon the Gryffindor Golden girl, a potions class goes awry and she is transported back into the medieval times with none other than the not so despicable Draco Malfoy. Bitter sweet DHr. Side G?. Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 115,829 - Reviews: 1320 - Favs: 822 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 6/28/2005 - Published: 8/10/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Book Worm Blues by dont-forget-your-start reviews
Hermione's sixth year,She finds some things out about her past,She starts to drift away from Ron and Harry thinking it was for the best,Can a slytherin help her?Shes still not a Pure blood!HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,732 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/22/2005 - Published: 8/7/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Fallen From Grace by finally-defeated reviews
The aftermath of his father's wicked deeds manifests upon him, never ceasing to haunt him; inevitably dragging with him a certain mudblood into the unescapable undertow. A story about a girl who wanted to save the world, and the boy who wanted to rule it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,502 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/20/2005 - Published: 2/24/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Those Who Still Hunt Death Eaters by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry and his friends have finally gathered all the spell fragments needed to resurrect Sirius and destroy Voldemort once and for all. Now all they need to do is finish casting the spell. Easy, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,155 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 37 - Published: 5/14/2005
Those Who Hunt Death Eaters by Ruskbyte reviews
A spell of tremendous power was interrupted. It's up to Harry, Ginny and Ron to find the missing spell fragments and reassemble them. With help from a now canine Hermione and a possessed Firebolt, what could go wrong?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,398 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 50 - Published: 5/4/2005 - Harry P.
Fallen by cyropi reviews
What can you do when hatred is tearing your world apart? Can you survive when love is all you have left? And how can you win when you’re fighting your own reflection? DMHG, HPGW.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 196,588 - Reviews: 2670 - Favs: 927 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 4/26/2005 - Published: 1/2/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Edict of Justice by Enigmatic Wayfarer reviews
COMPLETE! Post Hogwarts. When Hermione saves Draco from the Dementors Kiss, she didn't expect to have him in her custody and living in her house for three months. Hermione and Draco, Harry and Ginny. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 113,692 - Reviews: 1930 - Favs: 1,234 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 4/4/2005 - Published: 7/7/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Dare from Hell by Aznyx reviews
(COMPLETED) (AU) (Story told in Hermione's P.O.V) Insanity overwhelmed me as I accepted that ridiculous challenge, who knew one little thing can erupt into something so big? My first DracoHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,167 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/12/2005 - Published: 6/12/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Melting the Ice by darkess-knight reviews
He was the arrogant Slytherin prince. She was the kindhearted, brave Gryffindor bookworm. But that was when Hogwarts still existed. Lions aren’t meant to be slaves to dragons. Can one girl make a difference in the oppressive kingdom of Voldemort?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,243 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/9/2005 - Published: 11/26/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Dark Reflections by Raven Dragonclaw reviews
Maia appears to be the normal, average Slytherin. But her father has come back. The Dark Lord has a plan for his daughter: lure Harry Potter into his hands. These are Maia's thoughts about the whole arrangement. She really isn't too pleased about it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 34,640 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/18/2005 - Published: 1/2/2004
A Little Misunderstanding by redflower reviews
When Hermione’s mother misinterprets a meeting between her daughter and Draco Malfoy, Hermione decides to continue the façade, rather than break her mother’s heart.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,584 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/24/2004 - Published: 3/15/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Delusion by burgundyred reviews
Hermione reluctantly explores her wicked side with Draco to help him win a bet against Pansy involving Harry. What follows? Conspiracy, corruption, humor, payback, guilt, and sparks of all sorts. A twisty DMHG fic. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,156 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/17/2004 - Published: 9/12/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Rise and Die! by Fluff reviews
Draco and Hermione wake up one sunny morning just to discover that they're married, thanks to a crazy night of drinking. So they had a great night, but what about a great rest of their lives? Not if they can help it!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,387 - Reviews: 812 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 12/4/2004 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Flying Without A Broom by Ruskbyte reviews
Tonks is posing as a Hogwarts student when someone slips something into Harry's drink. With Death Eaters on the prowl and the Boy Who Lived not only missing, but stoned out of his mind and horny to boot, what's a girl to do?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,878 - Reviews: 1438 - Favs: 1,730 - Follows: 1,204 - Updated: 11/20/2004 - Published: 11/17/2003 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Private Thoughts by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Harry often wondered if Snape could read minds... well, the answer is yes. Snape gets bored while teaching potions and decides to read the private thoughts of some of his students. Written preOotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 0 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 11/19/2004 - Published: 1/13/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G.
The Reason by Kyra4 reviews
R for language, and because all my stories are R! A little treat in the Halloween spirit! 7th year DM & HG must work together on a Halloween fundraiser in the name of interHouse unity. Merlin, how is THAT going to work out? COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,381 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/11/2004 - Published: 10/7/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Tea and Angels by awaysheflew reviews
There's something not-quite-right about Harry beneath the surface. Ron is not as stupid as he looks. I spend most of my time talking to a blue tea cup decorated with cats. Oh, and Draco Malfoy is currently shackled in our basement. [edited]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,796 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/11/2004 - Published: 1/14/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Malfoy Ambition by Goddess Blue reviews
WIP. HD slash. Deep within the Malfoy Gringott's vault lies an heirloom that's about to cause Draco a lot of trouble.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,858 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 11/8/2004 - Published: 12/17/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Is this Hell? by quixotic-star reviews
4 Slytherins and 4 Gryffindors are forced to spend some quality time together....
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,212 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/15/2004 - Published: 5/15/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Serpent Fang in the Lion's Den by slytherin-kittycat reviews
COMPLETE! It is Hermione and Draco's 6th year. They are forced to work on an advance potions project together, and soon they discover that something other than the potion is brewing between them. Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 73,513 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/4/2004 - Published: 7/2/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Celestial Requiem by Raven Dragonclaw reviews
Harry, much more cynical and worn from 5th year, wants to be heard without discrimination. He wants to learn how to deal with Voldemort on his own, being the best that he can be without conforming society's mold for him. Enter the writer, Harrison Evans
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 40,240 - Reviews: 1161 - Favs: 2,195 - Follows: 1,669 - Updated: 10/3/2004 - Published: 7/14/2004
Broken by SecondSkin reviews
It starts with a not so innocent game of chess (not with the characters you'd expect), and leads to drama, anger, tears, broken bonds and perhaps even newly formed ones.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,374 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/18/2004 - Published: 9/17/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Saving Prefect Draco by Calamari Soup reviews
She wasn’t supposed to feel sorry for him; she was supposed to feel smug that he had got his comeuppance. Even if he was found half dead in a corridor. She frowned slightly. There was something wrong with that logic. HGDM. Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,116 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/12/2004 - Published: 4/18/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Phoenix and Turtle by Taelyn reviews
Waking up "the morning after" without any memory of the night before? Bad sign. And when Hermione and Draco wake up hopelessly entwined and clueless one morning, it's only a matter of time before their lives become just as irritatingly tangled together.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,017 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/28/2004 - Published: 7/13/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Reality TV Wizard's Style by xzaire reviews
Say whaaat? DRACO Malfoy and HERMIONE Granger in a MUGGLE REALITY TV SHOW for COUPLES? TOGETHER? You must be kidding! PUREBLOODS&MUDBLOODS; WIZARDS&MUGGLES; ENEMIES&LOVERS... THEY JUST DON'T MIX! FINISHED!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 92,786 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/25/2004 - Published: 3/19/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
I Dream of Mary Sue by taximeter reviews
In which Ginny runs and screams from the wrath of the impending doom of Mary Sues.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2004 - Ginny W.
No Way Out by XTsukimiOdangoX reviews
Rei and Motoki figure out the perfect plan to get Mamoru and Usagi together: they lock them in the back room of the arcade! With no way out and only cold pizza and beer to sustain them, how will the two arch-enemies survive?!
Sailor Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,090 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/22/2004 - Published: 8/19/2002 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen
The Bachelor by Fluff reviews
Hermione's mother is pressuring her into finding a boyfriend. On a whim, she applies and is accepted into the wizard version of The Bachelor. But what happens when The Bachelor is none other than Draco Malfoy himself? Funny fic! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,068 - Reviews: 2649 - Favs: 1,898 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 7/21/2004 - Published: 11/9/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Diaries of a Dungeon Dwelling Moron by Gedia Kacela reviews
The true-life occurances of one Severus S. Snape, sure to bewitch your mind and ensnare your senses.... er, perhaps not. Filled with bitterness, discoveries, and plenty of spite towards the starry-eyed Astrology professor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,960 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 7/12/2004 - Published: 2/3/2003 - Severus S.
Owl Posts by Farangis reviews
I heard you faking orgasm for Potty last night - or was it the Weasel" "I was SINGING you sodding git" - read the owl posts between our favorite HB & HG. (DMHG, HPGW)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,697 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 7/6/2004 - Published: 6/16/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Dear Mudblood by quixotic-star reviews
Dear Granger, You're probably wondering why I, Draco Malfoy, a PUREBLOOD Slytherin, am owling you..
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,632 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 6/23/2004 - Published: 2/22/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
What's Blood Got To Do With It? by xXTheArtystXx reviews
Draco is always doing something wrong, always screwing things up... Will he ever learn? Maybe a certain Gryffindor can show him the error of his ways...or NOT! Well we'll see what happens. The story is not as sucky, as the summary. lol, please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,396 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/8/2004 - Published: 5/6/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Sarcastic Author by The Social Leper reviews
The Title Says it All. Especially for all you parody lovers!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,571 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/11/2004 - Published: 7/25/2003
A Matter of Balance by Wynn reviews
Under orders from Dumbledore, Hermione learns how to fly. Her teacher? Not Harry, as planned, but none other than Draco Malfoy. Fears are confronted, truths revealed, & many snarky barbs exchanged.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,486 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/9/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Bigger is Better by superscar reviews
This is my DHr Valentine's Day request fic. It was for request number 94. I have the request at the bottom if you're curious and cause I'm too lazy to take it off. Umm...there is shrinkage. full body, not cold water There is some side BZGW action.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,560 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 48 - Published: 3/23/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Fifth Year? I Haven't Done My Homework! by Laterose reviews
AU fifth year fic with everything! Abuse to animagi (sort of) snakes, Sirius (and his sister), Remus, Voldie, crazy new powers and a decision that will change Harry and Ron's lives forever COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 39 - Words: 173,113 - Reviews: 2887 - Favs: 859 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 3/15/2004 - Published: 11/2/2002 - Harry P. - Complete
You Can't Do This by xXTheArtystXx reviews
Currently this fic is on Hold.... I'm sorry. But don't worry, within a few weeks I'll have more chapters and even MORE HERMIONE-DRACO MADNESS! Muwhahaha...but yes, I'm going to work on all my WIP's and soon this will be updated. Keep reading! Thanks!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 47,507 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/25/2004 - Published: 12/10/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Secret Admirer by AStarr reviews
There’s nothing more romantic than a secret admirer, is there? Even practical, analytical, know-it-all Hermione Granger thinks so. But is there more to this secret admirer of Hermione’s than meets the eye? A secret-admirer-fic-with-a-twist! DHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,366 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 1/2/2004 - Published: 12/4/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Society for Nutters Obsessed with Ginny by Potter47 reviews
A secret society has been founded within the halls of Hogwarts. What does it have to do with Ginny?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Once Upon A Thyme by zensho reviews
COMPLETE Draco and Hermione travel back in time and switch stations in life. Both learn tough lessons about family, honour and love. Yes - a real treat for all you DHr shippers out there who crave good, long, fanfics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 107,201 - Reviews: 3137 - Favs: 4,045 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 12/12/2003 - Published: 9/22/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Snap Me Back Into Hell by Lyra Silvertongue2 reviews
When you've no one to talk to but yourself and the walls...you tend to forget what hope is. Dark one-shot, DracoHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,871 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/6/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Filthy Mudblood, Slytherin Scum by xoxowo-ai-nioxox reviews
Hermione has Humiliated Draco for the last time and he decides to take revenge. Read this story with interesting twists and things you would've never expected to happen.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,033 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/9/2003 - Published: 8/27/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Can You Believe In A Future? by Blue Shadowangel reviews
Hermione is a Slave for Voldemort/Tom Riddle who didn't dissapear with his diary.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/5/2003 - Published: 4/13/2003 - Hermione G., Voldemort
Twelfth Use Of Dragon's Blood by Wonderland Toy reviews
Draco and Hermione do not have a conversation in the library. No, really.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 1,377 - Follows: 113 - Published: 5/16/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
This Is Your Time by Rainchild reviews
Neville-centric. A boy fighting against himself learns that everything was already there to start with.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2002 - Hermione G., Voldemort
breathe by Fuyumi reviews
There's something in the air connecting Hermione to both her best friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/1/2002 - Harry P., Hermione G.
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Under Malfoy's Orders reviews
Malfoy tricks Hermione and puts her under a spell, forcing her to obey his every command. However, not everything goes according to plan... please R&R! Set in 6th year, written before HP6.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,473 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 6/17/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
When Hogwarts is overrun by possums! reviews
When Harry, Ron and Hermione are woken at 4:30am by loud screeching noises, things get personal. hehehe DIE POSSUMS DIE! PG-for swearing. please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 10/2/2003
How can I believe? reviews
An Athiest's view on Christianity. Different to what I usually post, I know. But when inspiration calls...
Bible - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2005 - Complete
Scream reviews
As she ruined and mutilated her unblemished fair skin she felt a deep satisfaction. For once the pain on the outside could join the pain on the inside. Pain overriding pain. The pain kept her alive. [Be warned, this will take you for one hell of a ride!]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,439 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/18/2004 - Published: 9/17/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
My Favourite Things reviews
An original song by Draco Malfoy. [Trust me, its hilarious!] [[Note: As a reviewer has so kindly pointed out to me, the actual song doesn't belong to me. What I meant was that the lyrics I invented belong to me.]]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/5/2004 - Draco M.
Ginny's List reviews
Desperate, Ginny writes a list of ideas to make Harry love her. Harry Ron and Hermione are in for a lot of trouble! PG13 just to be on the safe side. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/15/2004 - Published: 9/29/2003 - Ginny W., Harry P.
The Potion That Went Wrong reviews
As a result of a potion spill, suddenly everyone in hogwarts has gone crazy with lust. Can Harry escape before its too late? And why are Harry and Ginny the only ones left in the school unaffected? PLEASE R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,534 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/5/2004 - Published: 9/23/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W.
How To Get Rid Of Malfoy reviews
Harry's educational guide to getting rid of Malfoy. [ be afraid...be very afraid] please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/12/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Animal instincts Sweet reviews
Fred and George invent a new sweet for their joke shop. What happens when Harry, Ron and Hermione are the first to test it out! CHAPTER 3 NOW UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,033 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/8/2003 - Published: 5/14/2002
How to keep a pet ferret reviews
Trust me, this one is definently worth reading. Out of all my little comedies, this one has to be my favourite.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/30/2003 - Draco M.
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