Author has written 9 stories for Twilight.
Hey my name is Alice
some people call me Ali
I'm 13 years old my birthday is on October 13
Reading is my whole life
I wanna beta some1 though
Also I am currently looking for a beta. NOT ANYMORE. my current beta is Brown-EyesxGold-Eyes. She is sooooo AWESOME!
I read allllllllllllll day long. Sadly we all have to go to school and currently i'm in 3rd quarter in 8th grade.
K guys here is pictures for my new story lockdown enjoy:
Bella's outfit day 1:
Alice's outfit Day 1:
okay so here are the laptops that below to the twilight characters in the cullens go on aim.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid and stuck up.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandal
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be going out with them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid and stuck up.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I DON'T LIKE to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I READ COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. ( HEY I RESENT THAT!!)
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I don't HAVE MANY FRIENDS, so I MUST be antisocial.
I have a guy best friend, so I MUST be going out with him.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish.
I'm a good actor/actress, so I MUST be a liar.
I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass.
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant.
I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict.
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian.
I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie.
I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs.
I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life.
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up.
I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch.
I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention.
I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean.
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports
I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time.
I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi
I WEAR GLASSES and RETAINERS, so I MUST be a nerd
I'm HALF ASIAN HALF BRITISH, so I MUST be short
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I HAVE a BIG FAMILY siblings, so WE MUST be financially challenged
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist.
I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life
I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try
I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans
I like to listen to HANNAH MONTANA, so I MUST be childish and immature
I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet.
I don't have a SOCIAL LABEL, so I MUST just be emo.
I like COUNTRY music, so I MUST be a redneck hick.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I love SHOPPING so I MUST be rich
I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I just read this little story and was so touched by it I just had to put it on here if you are reading this then i hope that you never have to go through something like this personally. I feel really bad for the couple and i don't mean to upset any body by this, i just find it a really moving story. If there is one thing you read on my profile then please let it be this.
A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy:Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.
SIX TRUTHS OF LIFE:
6 Truths of Life
1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading #1, will try it.
3. And discover that #1 is a lie.
4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.
5. You soon will forward this to another idiot..
6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.
I apologize about this .
But I'm an idiot and I needed company...
She's my best friend. Break her heart,
And i'll break your face.
A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain,
A best friend takes yours and says RUN BITCH RUN!!
A friend helps you up if you fall
A best friend laughs at you and says WALK MUCH BITCH?
A friend comforst you when you cry
A best friend is burying the b&£&£rd that made you cry
A friend says "You deserve better than him"
A best friend calls him up and says "your gonna die in three days"
When you call me and my friends weirdos
we burst out laughing because
we knew that waayy before you did!
1. First thing you wash in the shower? Arms
2. What color is your favorite hoodie? Black
3. Do you plan outfits? yeah
4. How are you feeling RIGHT now? wierd
5. Whats the closest thing to you thats red? doritos
6. Do you say aim or a-i-m? aim
7. Tell me about the last dream you remember having? Becoming a vampire with the cullens lol im wierd
8. Did you meet anybody new today? No
9. What are you craving right now? chocolate and grilled cheese
10. Do you floss? No
11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage? Cabbage duh!
12. When was the last time you talked on aim? now Talking to Roseygal128
13. Are you emotional? Depends on my mood
14. Would you dance to the taco song? idk what it is but most likely
15. Have you ever counted to 1,000? yea and behond
16. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it? bite
17. Do you like your hair? sure
18. Do you like yourself? sometimes
19. Have you ever met a celebrity? no
20. Do you like cottage cheese? No
21. What are you listening to right now? Cinderella by steven curtis chapman
22. How many countries have you visited? USA i liv here
23. Are your parents strict? so so
24. Would you go sky diving? maybe
25. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush? maybe
26. Would you throw potatoes at him? probably
27. Is there anything sparkly in the room you’re in? Edward and the cullens!! other than them no sadly
28. Have you ever been in a castle? Nope.
39. Do you rent movies often? nope
30. Who sits in behind you in your math class? Summer VKay!
31. Have you made a prank phone call? who hasn't
32. Do you own a gun? No
33. Can you count backwards from 74? Yes
34. Who are you going to be with tonight? my brother and eddie cullen
35. Brown or white eggs? white
36. Do you own something from Hot Topic? no. but i will sooon!! twlight and hot topic here i come!
37. Ever been on a train? Yes
38. Ever been in love? no
39. Do you have a cell-phone? yeps
40. Are you too forgiving? possibly
41. Do you use chap stick? sometimes
42. What is your best friend doing tomorrow? idk
43. Can you use chop sticks? yea
44. Ever have cream puffs? No!
45. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect? I don't know
46. What was the last question you asked? Wanna make Jasper ice cream? i luv jazzy and eddie
48. What was the last CD you bought? Idk
49. Boys or girls? What exactly is this question asking? idk boys
50. What is your bus number for school? 450
51. Is your hair curly? Yes, very
52. Last time you cried? ummm when i fell off my bike a while ago
53. Ever walked into a wall? again who hasn't
54. Do looks matter? kinda
55. Have you ever bought anything from Pac Sun? No
56. Have you ever slapped someone? Yeps
57. Favorite time of the year? august and part of winter
58. Favorite color? Blue
59. Are you sarcastic? DUH!
60. Do you have any tattoos? no and never will
61. The last person you held hands with? My brother
62. Do you sleep with the TV on? Yes, I need lite
64. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people? Yes
65. Do you like your life right now? Yes
66. How often do you talk on the phone? ALOT
67. What is your favorite animal? Kitten
68. What was the most recent thing you bought? Ipod
69. Do you have good vision? no im getting glasses soon
70. Can you hula hoop? Yes on my neck arm,waist,leg
71. Could you ever forgive a cheater? possibly
72. Do you have a job? No
73. Can you handle the truth? about what?
74. What are you wearing? jeans and a camp t-shirt from last year
75. Have you ever crawled through a window? Yes
Put Your iPod On Shuffle and Copy Down the Song
Opening credits: No one remix-Alicia Keys
Waking up: Our Song-Taylor Swift
First day of school: Where'd You Go-Fort Minor
Falling in love: I'm only me when i'm with you-Taylor Swift
Fighting: Forever-Chris Brown
Breaking up: Breakaway-Kelly Clarkson
Driving: When love take you in-Steven Curtis Chapman
Flashback: Goodbye-Kristinia Debarge
Mental Breakdown: La La Land-Demi Lovato
Getting back together: Hot and Cold-Katy Perry
Wedding: I Can't Do It Alone-3OH!3
Birth of a child: When love takes over-Kelly Rowland
Final battle: Never Think-Robert Pattinson
Death scene: Jai Ho-Pussycat Dolls
Funeral: My Immortal-Evanescence
End credits: Cinderella-Steven Curtis Chapman
When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown but
It only takes 4 to punch that mother f£&£ers head in.
Copy and paste this on to your profile if you are bored.
Copy and paste this on to your profile if you feel like it.
Copy and paste this on to your profile if you're that-geeky-girl-who-trips-over-her-feet-more-often-than-she-sleeps-for-10+ hours. (UNITE!)
Copy and paste this on to your profile if you fell for my idiot test. :DDCopy and paste this on to your profile if you have ever accidentally hit someone in the face with a dodgeball.
Okay so so far i have 3 chapter of 2 story on here. i promise ill update soon ummm...
well my first story is called The Cullen's Go On Aim also i have a new story called Never Again
don't worry i already have many more chapters ready about 5 more chapters already typed and ready just w8tin 4 20 reviews. yea so read my stuff. k luv yall