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Joined 07-21-09, id: 2017707, Profile Updated: 01-27-12
Author has written 3 stories for Pokémon, Superjail!, and Invader Zim.

Hiya, how's it going? Thanks for stopping by my page. ;D

Currently I don't have too many fics up here, but fortunately I'm working on fixing that. I plan to eventually get some more Invader Zim fics written and put up, so look forward to that.

If you do like my writings and whatnot, then I suggest you come here for more spiffy-ness:

For Whom It May Concern

Name: Dana. You can call me Ace, though, if you like. :>

Gender and Age: Female, 16. Otherwise known as 'teenage pile of hormones and smartass-ness'

Country of Origin: USA.

Favorite Color: Red, Orange, and Black

Stuff I like:Drawing; writing weird stories; 80's hair metal (Poison

Stuff I Don't Like: Rude people, excessive stupidity, rap, Most of Those Ridiculous Live-Action Shows on Cartoon Network (Contradictory buffoons...), being bored, people who are too serious, most slash stuff (depends on what it is)

Favorite Kinds of Stories: I really enjoy Humor stories, probably above all other, but some good Adventure and Drama never hurt anyone. :D

Fandoms and Stuff (Each with a Handy Special Section~!)


Basic Comments:I've liked Pokemon for a long time, since I was, like, 8, and it never really left me. Though I've watched the anime get progressively and progressively worse (Ash should be dead by now, seriously. D:), I still enjoy the games and cards and such. Currently I'm even playing through Soul Silver, and I'm pumped for Black&White. So, yeah, probably my oldest obsession.

Favorite Pokemon:Top favorites: Lairon and Ninetales. I also really like Floatzel, Weavile, Flygon, and many others.

Favorite Game:Pokemon Pearl. I just had a really good time with it, and got farther than most of my other games. I also love Ruby, as it was my first game, and maybe even Mystery Dungeon: EoS is vying for a spot.

Favorite Character:Anime wise, Drew and Paul, for being kickass rivals. Anyone who's not Ash, though, also works. Game wise: Most of Team Galactic, and Cynthia, for having cool Pokemon and being the only female Champion. Go feminism!


Basic Comments: I first watched SJ online after a saw someone's profile (on another site) with pictures from it. I got hooked instantly. It's just so insane and colorful and funny and awesome, I couldn't help but just get addicted to it. Even thought I haven't done much stuff involving it recently, I still love it, and I'm eagerly awaiting a Season 2 of some sort.

Favorite Character:Though the wonderful Warden's a close second, I would say Jailbot's my number one favorite. I love how he doesn't even have to say anything to be such an emotional character. And he's both adorable and deadly at the same time. I also like the little demon Bird as well. Again, doesn't even need to speak English. xD

Favorite Episode:"Cold Blooded" Evil Attack Jailbot makes me happeh. And all the little snow critters killing evryone adds just another level of insanity.

Invader Zim:

Basic Comments: Okay, this is my newest obsession, technically. I only got into it early last year. Watched a few episodes online, this and that. And then little Zim took control of the steering wheel in my wind and made it go wayward. And then my IZ love got big. Really big. I went and tracked down the DVDs and started picking up whatever merchansdise I can find. So, yeah, now I'm a Zim junkie. And proud of it. Such an amazing piece of work. Dark, funny, crazy, all rolled up into one neat package and shipping directly to your door!

Favorite Character: Dib is my top favorite. He's just so lovable and he has awesome hair. I do like aloooot of other characters though, Zim, Gir, Shloonktapooxis, the list goes on, really... Special shout-out to Minimoose, though, for being such an enigmatic badass.

Favorite Episode: Oh, that's a toss-up between "Backseat Drivers From Beyond the Stars" and "Halloween Spectaular of Spooky Doom". Backseat Drivers for just being plain funny, and for introducing the Resisty, and the Halloween one simply because it's one of the most terrifying, yet darkly humorous episodes of a show I've seen.

Favorite Pairings: This actually the only show I'd ever bother with Pairings, normally I'm not a big fan of any. Anyhow, my favorite IZ pairings is, erm, RAPR. I think it's rather adorable. >> As for "weirder" pairings, I think MAMR (Mimi and Minimoose) could be a cute one. I do believe Invader Johnny came up with that one, so kudos to him. :3
In terms of pairings I can tolerate, I suppose DATR could work, getting past the fact that "she's an alien who wants to destroy us all" part. ZAGR, too. I could see that.

Least Favorite Pairings: ZADR. Oh God... how I dislike that pairings. Very much. I mean, hey, it's cool if that's what you like, I respect that, but it's just not my sort of thing. I just don't see how it could work. D:
Other pairings I don't really like... um, that would be most of the other ones. Not a big fan of IZ pairings here unless they're really well written.

Favorite "Gir-ism": "It's me! I was the turkey all along! Meeeee!!"

I also love a ton of other movie and TV shows and stuff, but it would be too long a list if I said them all. xD

But... hrm, otherwise, I guess that's all. Unelss, of course, I think of something else and I rush to add it in.

So, for now, enjoy my fics, review kindly, and rock on~

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I'm Only Dying by Spike Daft reviews
Peace in Superjail can never last. This time, the only hope of saving it lies with an unexpected source. Chapter 11 up. Yes, you heard me right.
Superjail! - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,290 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 2/1/2009 - The Warden
Don't You Disrespect Me by Comidia Del Arte reviews
No one, and I mean no ever insulted the Shadowman like that.
Princess and the Frog - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 32,559 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Dr. Facilier - Complete
Honey, I'm Home by OxVanillaPeachesxO reviews
Ever wondered what would happen if Sam had to leave Flint because of her weather job? Well...this is the story of what chaos ensues afterwards. And somehow, it's all tied up to this blue BMW following Sam...ugh. Manhattan is just cruel. DISCONTINUED.
Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,035 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009
Admiral of My Ass by Burningbridges reviews
Weird title... A young woman named Val accidentally ends up at Superjail, and for some reason, the Warden "takes her in" and forces her to work for him as a Human Resources person. Watch as Val tries to get out of a virtually inescapeable prison.
Superjail! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,440 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 1/24/2009
Death of the Dib by JoeMerl reviews
Zim has finally done it-destroyed his arch-nemesis, erased him years before he was even a threat. But then who's that new kid sitting at the Dib-monkey's desk? "Bad, Bad Rubber Piggy" alternate timeline. Slight KAGR. Almost certainly discontinued.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 70,078 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Zim, Dib, OC
Nobody Asked by JoeMerl reviews
In a dystopian world where the Irkens have won, nobody ever asked Dib for help or forgiveness. Will he give it to them anyway? CAN he? Three-shot, darkfic. Finally complete.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,060 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Zim, Dib, Zita, Lard Nar - Complete
Cast No Shadow by AmberPalette reviews
After being dragged ostensibly to his grave, and hovering in a torturous limbo with his "friends on the other side," the Voodoo debtor Facilier finds himself in New Orleans of 1935, forced to completely reinvent his life with unpromising odds.
Princess and the Frog - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,931 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/28/2010 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Dr. Facilier
Ian's Lament by eragon23860 reviews
Faced with a choice - his life, or the life of the enemy he loves - Ian must ask himself the one question he's been avoiding for so long - is he a Kabra or a Cahill?
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Complete
Escape by L.O.A.D reviews
Dr. Facilier "escapes" from the other side... with a little help. sorry sucks at summaries. first fanfic. please review
Princess and the Frog - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Dr. Facilier - Complete
The FANBAM TALK SHOW! by MissDomaYuset reviews
WARNING! FanBam may not be suitable for those without a sense of humor or those who have heart problems. This only to be read when you want to laugh so hard, yo mama will smack you! The overload of random stupidity may kill you! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 23,468 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 12/15/2006
Sweet Payback by Zim'sMostLoyalServant reviews
After being publicly humiliated by Gaz one too many times, Dib is given a very interesting offer. Oneshot.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,609 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Gaz, Dib, Zim - Complete
They're Not Taking Vampires Seriously! by bioldrawings reviews
When your little sister drags you to a girly movie, that sucks. When the movie makes a mockery of the Paranormal by spreading ridiculous lies about vampires? That's just too much. Twilight crosses the line for Dib, and Zim gets a dumb idea.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,553 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Dib, Gaz - Complete
How Phil Got Injured by xXHaruXiaOTPXx reviews
We know that Phil ended up in the hospital, but they never told us how he got there.
Hangover - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Complete
The Things Between Us by Growly Genet reviews
What if Dib really had given up chasing Zim? Years in the future, this one small choice has had dramatic consequences. -Completed- -Now with a sneak peek for "Penumbra"-
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,909 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 1/19/2005 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Somewhere Out There by thejennamonster reviews
UPDATED! Sequel to You Only Live Twice. It wasn't even their war to fight, so what did it matter whether they lived or died?
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,773 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 2/27/2006 - Dib
Endorsements of the Doomed by JoeMerl reviews
Obama is an alien, Red is running against Purple, and Dib endorses Kucinich! All this and more in this bizarre collection of 2008 U.S. presidential election stories. Non-partisan humor. Final chapter: Inauguration Day! With robots.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,447 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Zim, Dib - Complete
A Weekend at EARL's by JoeMerl reviews
When Zim takes GIR and Minimoose away for the weekend, Dib pays a visit to Zim's most neglected, nameless minion. Dib/ZC friendship.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,192 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Computer, Dib - Complete
Dib in Wonderland by Spectra reviews
When everyone's favorite paranormal investigator chases a certain bunny-suited alien down a rabbit hole, he ends up in a world of madness even MORE insane than... y'know, the usual amount he deals with. And for Dib, that's saying a lot. Something for everyone, as it includes just about every single 'Invader Zim' character there is, but this one's largely for the Dib fans. COMPLETE.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,721 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/8/2007 - Published: 12/8/2001 - Zim, Gir, Dib, Gaz - Complete
Gay Pride by Dibsthe1 reviews
Dib comes out as gay and goes to his first ever Gay Pride parade. Believing homosexuality is the fastest way to destroy human civilization, Zim heads for the very same parade. Yes, this IS a joke... APRIL FOOLS!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,148 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Beautiful Torment by Sideos reviews
Earthly Addictions sequal. Zim falls deeper into a life of drug addiction however things are changing. He is changing. A story of nurture vs nature, real vs fantasy, heart vs logic. Summed up in the words 'Sex, drugs and rock n' roll.'
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,508 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/23/2007 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Complete
What Fools These Shippers Be! by The Illustrious Crackpot reviews
Please don't hurt me. It's all in good fun.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Zim - Complete
Everything You Know Is Wrong by MissMune reviews
Oneshot. Everything you know is wrong, black is white, up is down, and short is long, and everything you thought was so important doesn't really matter.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Gaz, Dib - Complete
There's No Place Like Earth For the Holidays by The Illustrious Crackpot reviews
Zim tries to take over the world on Christmas Eve, and Dib tries desperately to stop him! Yes, it's a corny Christmas special! It's long, but IT'S THE SEASON OF GIVING! R&R!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,855 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Zim - Complete
Live From the Field by The Illustrious Crackpot reviews
RELEASED TO THE PUBLIC AT LARGE! The transcripted account of how paranormal amateur Dib and yours truly snuck into an alien's secret base. NO SHIPS, HONEST TO IRK I SWEAR!
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,195 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Earthly Addictions by Sideos reviews
What do you turn to when you have nothing? Zim finds the answer in a needle. A tale of the iron grip of addictions and the deadly threat of drugs. Contains scenes of stuff that makes Conservatives cry so not for those of a weak disposition
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,774 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/9/2006 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Complete
Fine Line Between Love and Hate by Lael Adair reviews
"So," Membrane rumbled as he materialized in a column of spectral smoke, "I find you here. It was only a matter of time." Before him the child retreated a step, eyes wide and disbelieving. "Dad?" And suddenly, he wanted it. -oneshot-
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,863 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Ms. Bitters, Prof. Membrane - Complete
Memo to Jhonen by Dibsthe1 reviews
One shot glimpse into a boardroom. Rated for safety. I got the idea for it while exchanging a few thoughts with a dA correspondent. CrystalMew, this one's for you!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Complete
Status Quo by Lael Adair reviews
Knowledge is power. Ignorance is bliss. -oneshot-
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,191 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Dib - Complete
You Only Live Twice by thejennamonster reviews
EPILOGUE ADDED! COMPLETE! After an accident that puts Dib in a coma, he must prove that his soul is worthy of reinstatement. Wow, I'm bad at summaries...
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 106,808 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/27/2005 - Published: 12/18/2004 - Complete
Another Worthless Emotion by sandwichsupernova reviews
Another angsty one-shot that details a possible future for Earth in the IZ universe. Someone's been harboring a lot of hate towards humans. That's all I'm going to say for this summary. WARNING: Graphic violence and gore present! Please R & R!
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,679 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2004 - Complete
I Am The Taco by Nadine reviews
Gir sings a parody of the Beatles' "I Am The Walrus". Warning: reading the following parody may cause you to go temporarily insane.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/1/2002
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As Seen on TV reviews
Defective Irkens should never be allowed to watch infomercials. Stupidity and madness will ensue. -oneshot-
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,731 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Zim - Complete
Thrust Into Insanity reviews
A crazy Pokemon Trainer yearns for a vacation, and soon finds herself stuck in the insanity known as Superjail! Soon deciding this wasn't the break she wanted, her Pokemon and her must find a way out. If there is one, that is. ON INDEFINITE HAITUS
Crossover - Pokémon & Superjail! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,403 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009
Daddy Doesn't Love Me reviews
Daddy doesn’t love me, and I can’t figure out why... Drabble. Oneshot
Superjail! - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Complete