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Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.

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other than that my picture says everything you need to know about me.

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, she asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to cry.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.

When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked her for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.

She asked if they would ask the man one question.

She was curious as to why he had not attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."

You're never alone...

93 Percent Of the people who read this won't repost it.

Don't be one of those people.

Believe in God and he'll always be there to protect you.

Good friends give you a ride. Close friends buy you a car. Best friends are the getting-away-from-the-scene-of-the-crime driver.
We fall for stupid boys we make lots of dumb mistakes we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls, we're really good at one thing, staying strong.
Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head.
Everyone has a wild side-me and my friends just prefer to make them public
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here.
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.
Some say the glass is half full, some say the glass is half empty. I say “Are you gonna drink that?”
Experience is the name so many people give to their mistakes.
Never interrupt your opponent while he’s making a mistake.
Guns don't kill people. I do.
A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.
"He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron."
"They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance?"
"People fear the strange and unusual. I am the strange and unusual."
"When other little girls wanted to be ballerinas, I kinda wanted to be a VAMPIRE."
my imaginary friend doesn't like you either
i hate it wen the voices argue wit my imaginary friends
Smile. It confuses people.

hehe :D

When life hands you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade.

LOL :D

"Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you (I) told Santa that you (I) have been good this year...he died laughing."

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.

Lessons Learned in Twilight:

1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

Don't think of your self as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Hannah Montanna or The Simpsons said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF!

If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

Warning: I am not normal. My friends are not normal.

If you think normal people are boring, copy and paste this on your profile.

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

If someone mentions Twilight, you can go on for hours talking about it, copy this to your profile.

If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this to your profile

:D

Twilight Oath
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the Emergency Room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rose
Whenever I see someone that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful curly hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my emotions are unfurled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know

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Blood Enchantress by Allanna Stone reviews
What if Bella could kill vampires? What if she and her friends moved to Forks to escape their murderous past? What if Bella and her friends struggle with hiding their secrets from the Cullens? What if... Bella was a BLOOD ENCHANTRESS? (EDITED)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,505 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/2 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Bella, Jacob
Fairy Tale by Inuyonas reviews
Ok. Remember all those Fairy tales we heard when we were young? Well Instead of those characters who were in them originally, imagine Naruto characters in their place.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 112,149 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 7/4 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Naruto U.
Guardian by ChampagneAnyone reviews
Orphaned at 8, Bella Swan is placed in the care of her God Mother Esme Cullen. Heiress to Cullen Swan Enterprises, Bella grows up hero worshipping 17 year old joint heir, pseudo step brother and self appointed guardian Edward. ROMANCE ANGST DRAMA
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 101,904 - Reviews: 7142 - Favs: 5,667 - Follows: 6,490 - Updated: 6/16 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Bella, Edward
Illegal Contact by Jen733 reviews
Edward Masen is a 29 year old former NFL football player, now coaching high school football in Forks. He leads a quiet life until he meets a woman that will change his life forever. What's been missing from his life may be right in front of him. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 79,822 - Reviews: 13388 - Favs: 7,529 - Follows: 4,495 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Cat'O'Nine Tails by Kaze and Kiba reviews
Sakura you are being sent undercover to capture Uchiha Itachi, and any other Akatsuki you come into contact with, while on your mission. Ha. Yeah right, just let me get my big net and ass kicking boots...What do you mean when you say 'Disguised as a cat?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 138,667 - Reviews: 2568 - Favs: 1,749 - Follows: 1,723 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
What's Your Tempo? by Hoshi Kusumi reviews
Meet Sakura, the professional singer in the Konoha Talent Boarding School. Meet Sasuke, the professional dancer in Konoha Talent Boarding School. With these two talents, will their fate cross? CHAPTER 4's up! :
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,447 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
This Just Isn't My Day by Ice-Eagle Y'siri reviews
Normally, I'm a very calm person. So just imagine me coming home with my friends and the Akatsuki in my living room. And all I wanted was a simple vacation annoying the heck out of the preps next door. Great. Just. Great.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,879 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Hidan, Konan
CRYSYS Code by hoshikaeri reviews
Before wars and missions, there's military school. Uchiha Sasuke knew it was just a matter of time to get there. Until he finds himself engaged to Haruno Sakura,a strange girl. He was about to find out how different she is... in all senses of the word.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 103,895 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Sasuke's Change by Akemi.K.chan reviews
It sucks when you have five year old kids you've never known about. It sucks even more when your daddy dearest won't let you marry the father of your children. It sucks all the more when daddy wants you to marry a pretty-boy ass-hole. -Sakura Haruno.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 71,722 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
His Personal Possession by MyBabyBlues reviews
Bella Swan is kidnapped from her monotonous life by rich & reclusive Edward Cullen who has fallen in love w/her from afar. Can she overcome her anger & fall in love & can they both learn from their mistakes? AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 98,713 - Reviews: 1672 - Favs: 1,960 - Follows: 1,851 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Edward, Bella
We're Friends Forever by discussionsonpaper reviews
Bella, Alice, Rose, Edward, Jasper and Emmett used to be best friends when they were growing up. But when high school came, and the cliques had broken them up. Full summary inside. Will be swear words. Rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 25,178 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mobile Phone Guardian by Yougurholic reviews
One Text Message plus One Wish Granted equals One Hot Guardian Lover received. AU Yaoi REPOSTED
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,311 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Breaking Trinity by VvDeadRosesvV reviews
AH/AU ExB Lemon. Mid-Semester, Senior Year. Bella is escaping Arizona and starting over in Washington. An unexpected hook-up at a party in Port Angeles turns into obsession. What happens when desire becomes too much to control? Rated S for Snarling.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 184,871 - Reviews: 6679 - Favs: 4,978 - Follows: 4,837 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Edward, Bella
Fear of Falling by Orange Sherbet reviews
Tsunade's finally decided to do something about Sakura's irrational fear of men. She can only hope that her little girl won't lose all innocence at Konoha's Academy for Boys. "Sasuke...why are my tampons in your room?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,507 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Sakura H.
This Horrible and Painful Thing I Call My Life by life-in-a-tree-house reviews
I hate him. That's all I can say. I HATE him. No, it's not one of those I-hate-him-but-don't kinds of thing. I assure you it's not. You may be wondering "Who does she hate so much?" Well I'll tell you. Uchiha Sasuke. DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 56,878 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Stranger in the Elevator by celesticbliss reviews
What happens between two strangers in a broken, dark, crowded elevator? What happens after? Collab with AcrossTheSkyInStars. Remaining chapters of story will be posted once all finished.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,216 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Bella, Edward
Captivity by sweetcrimefighter reviews
When Laurent found Bella in the meadow, he wasn't stopped by the wolves and he didn't kill her either. He kidnapped her so she could serve as his slave. When Alice has a vision of it, what lengths to the Cullens go to to save Bella? Rated M for Rape.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 45,542 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
The love of men and a woman by thedragonlovesfeniks reviews
Sasuke was angry and wanted to make Sakura pay. But she was happy and loved. And they will always protect her
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,586 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Daughter Of The Fang by AchievingKitKat reviews
Kakashi Hatake's daughter, Inara Hatake, has been up to mischief which is getting her into trouble she never imagined as her life spirals out of her hands. As adventures can often go astray...But. She's the Daughter Of The Fang. *Slight Humour Included*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,005 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Kakashi H.
Edward Cullen: Purse Snatcher by ericastwilight reviews
Edward is dared to do something stupid by his cousin Emmett. "Yeah, but do you think we should've told him that she's the police chief's daughter?" One stolen purse leads to so much more. E/B OOC-AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 91,439 - Reviews: 3954 - Favs: 3,217 - Follows: 2,437 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Caller IDK by Orange Sherbet reviews
"Sir, is your refrigerator running?" "It was, but then I broke both it's legs." In which Ino and Sakura discover the joy of prank calling.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,761 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
The Wits & Woes of Miss Sakura Haruno by Orange Sherbet reviews
Itachi had a kunai at my throat, Hidan had my wrists, and Deidara was sitting on my thighs. And let's not forget the fact that they were all still topless. Pakkun, I don't think we're in Konoha anymore.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,438 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Lethal Love by writer4everr reviews
Sakura Haruno is an elite assasin tasked with seducing the heir to Uchiha Corporations. Too bad she actually starts to fall in love with him! It's a crazy world of espionage, back stabbing and love. Careful! People aren't who they say they are...SASUSAKU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 83,604 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Only Exception by Tsugi no mai hakuren reviews
Sakura swore off all men, and ultimately, love. Making it a rule, but all rules have exceptions. Sakura, who doesn't believe in such an exception, obviously hasn't met a certain Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 94,682 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
forbidden love,torrid affairs by laurennicolecullen reviews
bella's a student at forks high ,edwards her teacher but with edward's wife and kid in tow can they have an affair to last without anyone finding out.A hurt bella ,A confuzed edward leads to some very intense forbidden moments and lots of secret lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,724 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Bella, Edward
Straight From the Textbooks by weartheseshorts reviews
When Bella is late for her assigned study room, she has no choice but to share the back room with her very hot teacher from high school. Short story. Lemon. All-Human. Bella/Edward. Inspired by Jayeliwood's "Sexy Eddie Contest".
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 64,463 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 997 - Follows: 837 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Bella, Edward
Beyond Time by TKegl reviews
After the Cullens leave Forks, a twist of fate lands Bella in Chicago in 1918. She thinks it's a second chance to build a life with Edward, but when she finds him, he's not quite what she expected. Can Bella create the future she's hoping for?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 295,570 - Reviews: 8407 - Favs: 6,771 - Follows: 2,820 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I'm a fighter not a lover by The Little Romantic reviews
This was originally a rewrite of The Life I Live now my other story , but I have decided to completely change it around to make it more interesting and fun to write. Bella is now confident and fights for herself. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,930 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Bella, Edward
Super Extreme Ninja Eight! by Jammy8694 reviews
When the eight male genin from Konoha get elcetrocuted in a lame ass mission they later discover they have brand new super powers! With their new 'gifts' they decided to make village life a little more fun. To bad no one told the girls about this...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,533 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Naruto U.
Naruto Characters in Therapy by Chrysalis1986 reviews
Poor Hikari Rika, what is a shrink to do when most of her patients are freaking insane? Multiple personalities, unwanted sexual advances and couch related violence abound. Includes Konoha nin and the zombie Akatsuki. Pure crack folks.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,854 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Akatsuki, Kakashi H.
Facebook Galore by Gabbeh reviews
CRACK. /Sasu&Saku/ Quiz 6: Uchiha Sasuke took the 'What Will You Be When You're Older' quiz and got the result: 'Professional Stalker.' This couldn't end well.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,156 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 1,023 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Knox by A. Knox reviews
She’s moved on, she swears. Then she sees him with a girl, whose received everything she's wanted. And she rages, and breaks, all over again. E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,917 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Bella, Edward
Worst Day EVER! by Perfect.PairFan2278 reviews
Sakura...Sasuke. The shinobi worlds most favorite people to tease. What'll happen when the Kazekage, Hokage, and Orochimaru for a temporary allegiance to get these two together? One room, two days, and only one bed. Let's watch the chaos! Romance later.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,479 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
FailBook by shewhowearsglasses reviews
CRACK The Naruto gang joins Facebook. And basically fails at life. Uchiha Sasuke feels stupid. Uchiha Karin is plotting. And Haruno Sakura is murderous. Someone definitely needs to get laid.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
FailBook Too by shewhowearsglasses reviews
If your girlfriend is too crazy-in-love with some British punk, your sister is running away with your ex-friend, and facebook is suddenly very sexual, you might just be Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Please call: 0800 VOLTURI by PSGFC reviews
Alec, Jane, High School.?. Mayhem. When Alec and Jane are enrolled into high school acting undercover, all clues seem to point towards a false alarm. Or is it..?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 43,186 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Jane, Alec - Complete
Bella's Dirty Notebook by tiffaninichole reviews
Bella keeps a notebook full of her dirtiest fantasies. One day while in a hurry to escape her domineering boss, she loses the raunchy book and is desperate to get it back before it falls into the wrong hands...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,292 - Reviews: 1468 - Favs: 1,532 - Follows: 1,745 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Temptation by Kate Uchiha reviews
One town, two gangs. Two leaders, ex best friends. Fights- everyday. One girl,torn between her love and brother.Who will she choose? SasuSaku NaruHina and so on.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,191 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/29/2011 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Damsel in Distress by MyBabyBlues reviews
1920's Gangster, Edward Masen, wants to protect Bella, a damsel in distress. Will he find love along the way? Will he desire to change his lifestyle? One-shot. AH/AU Edward & Bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,468 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Portal A Naruto Shippuden Fanfic by MarXno reviews
After a portal is made linking the Ninja world with your own, you find yourself a test subject for a secret organization known as Portal. When you awaken in the lab, you meet Sasuke, Naruto, Neji, Tenten, and Gaara. Please review! CLICK FOR FULL SUMMARY.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,364 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/7/2011 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Stupid Cupid by Orange Sherbet reviews
Last summer, at the End of the Year Masquerade Ball, Sakura found her soulmate. One problem; he was wearing a mask, and there's about twenty guys who could be him. Too bad she has to kiss all of them just to find Mr. Right again.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,241 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Sakura H.
Paper CutOuts by twistedcoincidence reviews
Bella prefers the virtual to the actual, but feels herself being tugged from the safety of her online realm into the world of a rough edged Edward. This time she'll write her own story. Collab with astilbe13 AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 136,587 - Reviews: 10175 - Favs: 6,191 - Follows: 3,651 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wanted by Orange Sherbet reviews
Deidara: A true pyromaniac. Itachi: He needs a tan. Hidan: Therapy and medication. Tobi: WTF. How am I, Sakura Haruno, supposed to whip the most feared gang in Suna into shape? "Hidan. Be a dear and KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS." Kill me now.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,186 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Getting Into The Game by Sadz0012 reviews
The girls have a proplem: their beloved soccer club at school was shut down. Having no other choice, they decide to enroll at the all-boys school and live with roommates. Read as how love, tragidy, comedy, friendship and all bloom. R&R. T 4 reasons. Enjoy
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 82,743 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 8/2/2010 - [Naruto U., Sakura H.]
Nightmare Come True by Wings-of-Sapphire reviews
Sakura Haruno had an Inner. An Inner who made her have dreams that she didn't want to have. And now to get her Inner to stop so she can go back to normal, she must live through these dreams, that involve shirtless men, and S-class criminals. Oh joy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,501 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Sakura H.
Encore by Orange Sherbet reviews
If there is a god out there, please let me wake up from this nightmare. Ryuu Tsubasa, the absolute greatest singer in the world, is Sasuke Uchiha, AKA the nerd who sits behind me in chemistry class and flicks spitballs at the back of my head.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,432 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Year in the Naruto Universe by kacheep reviews
Oh Em Gee! A year in the Naruto Universe? Will YOU survive? If you do, good job! If you don't...well, I don't really care. As of 11-23-2010, 43% done.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 164 - Words: 23,573 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 3/28/2010
Hot Sauce & Handcuffs by Orange Sherbet reviews
"So, Itachi, I've been told you're dating Kisame-sempai. How's the sex?" Itachi never was good at just letting things go. Sakura Haruno was about to learn the hard way how to keep her big mouth shut.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Polka Dot Pajamas by doodlebug720 reviews
One by one, they all managed to fall in love with a girl who came to school in polka dot pajamas. Sakucentral
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,867 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Sakura H.
Letters to Sasuke by PeinSaku reviews
"So, here's my plan, Uchiha: You read all of these letters and realize what an idiot you were for leaving the village. You ask to be reinstated, I grant your request, and I kick your scrawny tail for all the trouble you've caused. Everyone lives happily ever after. The end. I expect your answer soon, and I expect it to be satisfactory. OR ELSE." Signed, Tsunade. — Crack!fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 12,098 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Sasuke U. - Complete
The Cheerleader Blues by Angelreira23 reviews
Sakura has a bet to get Sasuke's 'soaked' underwear but seems like Sasuke is smarter in letting her have them
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,885 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Crayola Love Letter by mctwisps reviews
A cute little fic about Sasuke and Sakura during coloring time at school. Please enjoy : R&R! Rated K .
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Pucker Up by Orange Sherbet reviews
"Get those lips ready, Sakura, because you're going to have to kiss every boy on this list, no exceptions!" "But you put, like, all of Konoha on that list!" "Exactly!" Oh Ino, I'm going to kick your ass if Sasuke ever lets go of mine.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,083 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
Bombshell Records by angelforshow reviews
AU. SasuSaku. I vow not to let Karin win. I vow not to get shitfaced every night. I vow to get revenge. This is no fairytale, people. This is WAR.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,887 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Irritable Grizzly Adams by caligula42 reviews
New Moon AU. Edward did more than just leave Bella in the woods five years ago. Time goes on as Bella struggles to make a new life without him. What happens when they are accidentally reunited? What was the real lie that Edward told? What will Bella do?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 121,710 - Reviews: 4984 - Favs: 3,536 - Follows: 3,165 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Kiss and Kill by Psycho23 reviews
"My name is Sasuke Uchiha. I am an assassin working for Orochimaru. My next target, Sakura Haruno." "Hi, my name is Sakura Haruno my father is assigning a bodyguard to me for no apparent reason. Life sucks!"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Konoha's Christmas Party by lotrcrazygirl reviews
Sasuke hates Christmas, so when he is forced to attend a Christmas Party by Kakashi, there can be only one outcome... Total Unadulterated Chaos
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Akatsuki Christmas Song! by QueenOfFanFicWorldLoveGunner reviews
Random that I came up with because I have no life
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Akatsuki, Zetsu - Complete
Runaway Devil With A Heart by sweetcrimefighter reviews
Let the devil catch you but by a single hair, and you are his forever" Gotthold Ephraim Lessing Isabella Swan moves to Forks, Washington. She is 754 years old, has a dangerous secret and is on the run. Will she find love in the form of a vampire?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,775 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Bella, Edward
24 Hours by sweetcrimefighter reviews
Bella Swan is told she only has 24 hours to live. How will she react and what will happen when she runs into a certain vampire? Based on the song 24 by Jem. Please read, thanks.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,500 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
What's on Your Mind? by Sincerely Vuitton reviews
In facebook, what you put in your statuses is what is posted in your mind. SasuSaku. Read&Review.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Stop Stalking Me! by Those Intense Eyes reviews
Gaara has a stalker,and she refuses to leave him alone. Poor gaara has no idea how to handle this situation. Will this girl decide to stop bothering gaara? Or will gaara give in to this girl and her antics? Stay tuned to find out.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Gaara
Illegal Contact Outtakes by Jen733 reviews
Fandom Gives Back outtakes - Thanks to those who bought these... you guys are awesome!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,235 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Edward, Bella
PickUp Lines and Comebacks by AlexaSinead reviews
For every PickUp line she had a witty comeback, but he still got to her heart.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
This Is Not My Life by IsaKassees reviews
Follow Bella as she tries to survive a madman's abduction and keep a stranger's child from succumbing to his wild fantasies, and follow Edward as he tries to stay sane searching for his daughter taken right before his eyes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 315,889 - Reviews: 17419 - Favs: 10,103 - Follows: 4,628 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Internet Addictions by StereotypicallyAsian reviews
Because not only is the internet for watching epic fails on youtube, but for sharing them with your friends via facebook as well. SasuSaku NaruHina etc...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,277 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Anonymous Lover by Jen733 reviews
This is my little drabble for Ms. Kathy's Haiti Relief Fund. AH, Edward/Bella, Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,622 - Reviews: 1860 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 767 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Edward, Bella
Your Man by Orange Sherbet reviews
All she wanted was a night out on the town. But, of course, nothing ever goes as planned when you have drunk S-Class ninjas trying to get in your pants...SakuAkatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,237 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
I Hate You, Kiss Me by BittenBee reviews
Bella has given up on dating, but she has a one-night stand with a mystery man named Edward. Both are surprised when he gets a job at her law firm! Coworkers Alice and Jasper, best bud Emmett, and sultry boss Rosalie play a role in Bella's love life. Humor, UST. Rated M. Nominated twice for The Lemonade Stand Fic of the Week.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 198,228 - Reviews: 3075 - Favs: 4,570 - Follows: 2,753 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fixers, Broken by cbaybee reviews
Bella is a call girl with a damaged past living in Brooklyn. Edward moves in across the hall, towing plenty of his own demons. Two people, struggling to do right by themselves, while trying to fight for eachother. AH. Lots of angst. Future lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 125,326 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
Walking Backwards by justaskalice reviews
**ON HIATUS** Edward Masen has life figured out. That is, until a new coworker turns his plan on its head.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,400 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Edward, Bella
The Girl behind these Brown, Tomboy eyes by Birddy reviews
Bella is a 13 year old smart tomboy now a junior in high school, with her father charlie and 5 older brothers. She's never experienced love and she never intended to, but will that all change when the Cullens the vampires and Edward fall for her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,904 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Silver Strand Nights by Jen733 reviews
Bella Swan is tired of her boring life and ready for a change. When former Navy SEAL Edward Cullen enters her life, everything will change, more than she ever expected. AH - B/E. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,464 - Reviews: 12172 - Favs: 5,717 - Follows: 3,665 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
When Facebook Isn't Enough by Green-eyesx reviews
Short story, full of fun, friendship and romance. Find out what happens when you can't rely on Facebook anymore to stalk, I mean check out, your class hottie. Includes gay ex-boyfriends, ice-cream, best friends and one smoking class mate.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,720 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Bella, Edward
Binary Star: The choice between past and present by Lisaslovestories reviews
Two years after Edward left in NM Bella has moved away, but her life turns upside down when she falls in love with the one man she shouldn't love. One day Edward returns, and he wants her back. A dangerous triangel drama follows, with lives at stake..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 71,325 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
FEAR by Truth in the Moon reviews
When Edward, the son of billionaire Carlisle Cullen, is kidnapped by terrorists, it's Agent Bella Swan's job to go and rescue him and destroy the culprits. Little does she know that this is one mission she might not be able to handle. AU/AH Lemons to come
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,957 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Edward, Bella
Major Misconduct by m7707 reviews
Edward Cullen - hot high school hockey player. Bella Swan - shy high school student. They've admired each other from afar, so what happens when they finally meet? Will they be strong enough to handle a threat from his past? No good deed goes unpunished...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 160,515 - Reviews: 4895 - Favs: 5,997 - Follows: 2,599 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Really, Really by lleighhh reviews
All-human. Slightly OOC. Sequel to "555-1073". We skip an entire year. Everyone is in college. But the thing is, they're all split up. Can they survive?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 93,480 - Reviews: 1165 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Seducing Ms Swan by DQRC reviews
AU Post-NM. Teacher!Bella, Student!Edward; a struggle of wills, an attempt at seduction, a dark secret, a dash of UST, a gallon of attitude, antagonistic motorcycling, a hell of a lot of angst and one unforgettable scene in a snow storm.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 132,610 - Reviews: 5860 - Favs: 6,128 - Follows: 4,845 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Naruto Gets Facebooked! by Sincerely Vuitton reviews
Naruto and the Gang learns how to mess with the internet! FACEBOOK INTERNET! SASUSAKU, one-shot. If you don't like bro-love, then look for another fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
What Not To Do On A Mission by PeinSaku reviews
Hello, my fellow shinobi. If you are reading this, then you must be preparing to embark upon your first mission. These simple guidelines were created to ensure the safety of your charge, your teammates, and yourself, so please do your best to follow them. Take, for example, Rule No. 26: If your teammate says "duck", he or she does not mean that a duck is passing by. — Crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Complete
Talk To Me by Pbroken reviews
Entry for the Fun With Your Clothes On One Shot Contest. Edward is known around the UW campus for providing dirty talking services for cash. Bella's in desperate need for a release and her curiosity leads her to call Edward. AU/AH Dirty Edward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,174 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Twisted Bottle by SavageWoman reviews
Take two-years of unrequited love, a frat party with lots of alcohol, one new drinking game, and a dash of UST and shake it all up. A collaboration between SavageWoman and Belli486 for the "Fun With Your Clothes On" Contest. AH Rated M for Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,158 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 38 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Levi Lovin' by SuperstarNanna reviews
While on a school trip, Bella and her long-time crush Edward find themselves together in a tent on a very cold night. What happens when Edward gets his chance to help keep Bella warm? Fun With Your Clothes On contest entry. AH. Rated M for lemonade.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,884 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 80 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Girl with a Red Umbrella by justaskalice reviews
Co-Written w/ spanglemaker9. Paris, 1950. Rosalie Hale went to Paris to study, then vanished without a trace. Her friend Bella has come to find her. Following a trail of clues left behind by Rose’s letters, Bella searches for Rose and might find herself.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 30 - Words: 160,699 - Reviews: 1602 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Nothing Else Matters by 22blue reviews
Entry for the Fun With Your Clothes On O/S Contest. "She warned me if things didn't change she'd leave. Things didn't change. She's leaving... today." AH Rated M Edward/Bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,749 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 58 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Just Say Yes by I Bit A Pillow Or 2 reviews
Bella goes to college in England, there she meets some interesting new friends including the sexy, charming, arrogant Prince Edward Cullen. Will she fall for him, and will he finally stop his player ways and fall in love?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,460 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Bella, Edward
Monster's Serenade by Devy-Artemis reviews
Edward Masen was changed in 1817,England. He later on moved to US. Due to a personal tragedy,Bella Swan has to move to Forks with her uncle, Charles Swan. Fate brings her at Edward's doorstep, and the dreaded monster rears its ugly head.AU B/E DARK EDWARD
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 127,128 - Reviews: 974 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 782 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Edward, Bella
Naruto on Facebook? by Silent Megumi reviews
My First Fanfic.. Naruto and the gang discovered... FACEBOOK! Read and Review please
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Kidnapped by madcowre reviews
Bella and Edward have grown up hating each other, much to the frustration of their parents. But when they are thrown together in a traumatic event, can they put aside their differences to survive and maybe even fall in love. E/B AU AH Lemons,Lang,Dark Th
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 279,420 - Reviews: 5730 - Favs: 6,610 - Follows: 2,222 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
5551073 by lleighhh reviews
All-Human. Slightly OOC. A kissing booth, Bella Swan, and Edward Cullen. Need I say more?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 87,643 - Reviews: 1019 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 3/1/2010 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Diary by bite-me-im-irish reviews
Edward never returns in New Moon because Bella didn't jump off the cliff. Seventeen years later and Bella and her husband are in a car accident. Bella's only daughter is left alone and when she finds her mother's old diary, what secrets will unfold?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,195 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Complete
Kissed the Girls and Made Them Cry by justaskalice reviews
Bella is reunited with her childhood friend Alice under unlikely circumstances. When sparks fly between Bella and Alice's older brother, will she be able to resist? And what secrets is he hiding? Canon Couples
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 136,377 - Reviews: 4079 - Favs: 4,405 - Follows: 2,361 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
facebook, texting, oh lord by forget but not forgive reviews
Characters from Naruto meet high school through facebook, texting, and Sakura. Has language. GaaSaku, NejTen, ShikaTema, NaruHina, SasuIno.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,043 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Sweet crime by EmilyCx reviews
After moving to Forks, Bella finds comfort with Edward Cullen who becomes very protective over her. Will Edward's history tear them apart, or make their relationship stronger? This is an all human fanfiction!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Bella, Edward
Blood Lines by windchymes reviews
With just weeks to go before the wedding, Edward reveals a secret from his human life which leaves Bella shocked and wondering just how well she knows the man she is about to marry. This is very much an Edward and Bella love story. S Meyer owns all.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 264,462 - Reviews: 1560 - Favs: 2,382 - Follows: 688 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Gesture Me Home by Teeny Tiny Twilight reviews
A one shot. if requested, it will turn into a lemony two shot. Bella, planning to unwind at a bar, meets Edward. An All hhuman Edward and Bella love bit. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,645 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Then, Now, and Forever by lexiecullen17 reviews
Set in 1940's Germany. Edward is a prison guard, Bella is his prisoner. Can their love overcome their circumstances? Written for Eight Days of Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,075 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dirty Dancing with the Devil Herself by JayJayHale reviews
COMPLETE Edward left Bella, forcing his family to stay away from her. Six years onwards, the Cullens are a mess and Emmett decides to get away from his angst ridden family and let loose. What he finds in the meanest biker bar in Seatle will shock everyoe
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 115,168 - Reviews: 1745 - Favs: 1,933 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Tainted Love by HellaCullen reviews
Bella endures life with an extremely religious father. Edward suffers from an abusive home. Find out what happens when they get together and life becomes too real. Not every story has a happy ending. AU/AH, lots of angst and drama.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 72,571 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
Mute by Lion.Lovin.Lamb reviews
AU. Bella hasn't spoken a word since the accident - 6 years ago. In a bid to start a fresh, her mother sends her to live with her dad in Forks. There she is the freak to the other kids. Apart from the mysterious Edward Cullen, who helps unlock her past.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 48,213 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
Maybe I'm Amazed by AliceDances01 reviews
While working as baristas in high school, Cocky Edward and Snarky Bella become unexpectedly close friends. Now reunited at college, they struggle to find the courage to act on the intense, less-than-platonic feelings they've always had for each other. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 148,126 - Reviews: 2315 - Favs: 2,475 - Follows: 2,300 - Updated: 10/8/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009
Falling For You by Jen733 reviews
Bella Swan has gone through crappy date... after crappy date, causing her to lose all hope for a good guy. Until she meets Edward Cullen, a divorced father of two. They have an instant connection when they meet, but will love come easily for them? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,159 - Reviews: 8131 - Favs: 4,988 - Follows: 1,986 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Twilight Parody by lizzyvamp1901 reviews
Another comedy arrives on FF! The readers of Twilight will enjoy this unusual take on Edward and Bella's story. WARNING unlike other parodies, this one is actually good and carefully written. No spelling or grammar mistakes here!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,884 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
101 Tips On Getting Girls: Naruto Style by PokeyPocky reviews
What happens when you mix Naruto with pickup lines? Read on to find out! NaruxHina NejixTen SasuxSaku ShikaxIno
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Good Heavens, Carlisle! by lizzyvamp1901 reviews
Clueless Carlisle finally begins to discover the secrets his family has been hiding after revealing one of his own. WARNING do not read while drinking anything that may cause choking because of laughter.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Carlisle, Felix - Complete
What my girlfriend doesn't know by lizzyvamp1901 reviews
Alice and Jasper Hale are practically a couple. So then why is he so secretive about his problem with his Mom? And more importantly, why won't he tell her what the problem is? HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,321 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Truth or Dare a day with the Cullens by lizzyvamp1901 reviews
It all started with a game of Truth or Dare. Now, the Cullens will remember that summer for the rest of their eternal lives. WARNING This fanfiction includes Edward as a stripper, DETENTION, Jazz being eaten and Bella getting arrested... by Charlie.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 33,338 - Reviews: 1792 - Favs: 1,025 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Best Served Cold by lizzyvamp1901 reviews
Time slips through my cold fingers like the clean, sparkly water from our well back home in France used to. I struggle, trying to freeze my pain forever. Victoria.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Victoria, James - Complete
Withering the Ferns by AngstGoddess003 reviews
Isabella, infamous rich girl, meets Edward, the dark, mysterious guy from the wrong side of the tracks after an accident. Lost in the dense forest surrounding Forks together, they must survive complete isolation. Written for Gift Exchange.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 75,311 - Reviews: 1025 - Favs: 3,282 - Follows: 659 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8724 - Favs: 14,302 - Follows: 2,967 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Promises had Broken by borntodanceninefour reviews
New Moon AU: When we fall down, sometimes, its best to pick ourselves up and move on, however hard it may be. 2 years after Edward leaves, this is what Bella is doing as she begins college. Only problem is... why does that TA look so familiar? Uh-oh.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,401 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Memory of Trees by Ledybug reviews
Set after Edward leaves Bella in NM, Bella finds out she is meant for a higher destiny. She is the world's only hope and Edward is the key. Canon Pairings/AU/Varying POVs/EdwardxBella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,603 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
The life of Kimberly Shalonne by lizzyvamp1901 reviews
This is the promised one-shot about Kimmy. If you have not read Truth or Dare particularly chapters 20 and 21 you will not understand. Contains non-descriptive rape
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Alice - Complete
Acceptance by CedwardPattinsonian reviews
Edward and the Cullens left Bella when she had Renesmee after turning her. Find out how Bella deals with his absence and what happens when he returns. Got 2nd place in the Twilight Awards, category Post-BD.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 17,069 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Bella, Edward
Pick up Lines by Ryuiichi Hyuuga reviews
Are you from Tennessee?" "Um, no, I'm from Konoha" "Oh...right". It seems our beloved Gaara is smitten with the innocent Hyuuga heiress. So how does he win her heart? With pick-up lines of course! What else? GaaHina. One-shot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
Kaleidoscope by lalalanerd reviews
Bella is a woman in New York City with a lot of debt and a strong dislike for the "Stupid pretty boys with their stupid money and stupid jobs". Will her attitude change upon meeting the mysterious and wealthy Edward Cullen? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 92,204 - Reviews: 1915 - Favs: 1,473 - Follows: 1,649 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 2/21/2008
25 things to do at WalMart: Cullen Style by star-girl62626 reviews
Written for vampireSPEED and twilight-is-lovee's Vampires go to WalMart! Contest. Original idea. Read and review! Oneshot. Humor.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,278 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Cheesy Pick Up Lines by Cherrie-Chan reviews
Chessy and funny pickup lines used by Naruto and friends
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Complete
Neji's Perverted Inner by xdestinyxforeverx reviews
Neji's inner takes control over Neji. His perverted inner uses corny pick-up lines to get Tenten's attention. Corny pick-up lines can also help when trying to admit your love for someone. Being Tenten, does she at all know what's going on?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Yahoo! With the Cullens by HollyJane reviews
What happens when six crazy vampires get Yahoo! messenger? Rated T just incase.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,875 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/29/2008 - Published: 8/8/2008
Jonathon the Baby's Not Yours! by VandDuskgrowlcatnip reviews
Bella and Alice get bored one day, go online and odd things happen... BELLA HAD COFFEE AGAIN! -GASP-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,959 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Alice, Bella
Pickup no Jutsu by sugoi-chan reviews
The Five Worst Pickup Lines Naruto's Ever Heard. YAOI.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,825 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
High School Romance by shadowgirl1613 reviews
An oh so original plot of High School Drama and Romance. Pairings: Sasusaku, Naruhina, Shikaino, Nejiten.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,135 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 1/14/2007
Another High School Fic by anime ace 12 reviews
Sakura, Hinata, Ino, and Tenten are the losers. Neji, Sasuke, Shikamaru, and Naruto are the populars. See the hair fly when they are paired up for an assignment...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,609 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 10/10/2006 - Published: 1/28/2006
Mission Impossible? by fascinatrix femina reviews
[SasuSaku] Team 7 had to protect their charge at all cost. But what if their charge couldn't get his dirty hands off their pinkhaired teammate? Patience, patience, Naruto... Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,607 - Reviews: 927 - Favs: 983 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 8/7/2005 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
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Sakura Haruno's Diary reviews
I'm an orphan, abandoned at birth. Wanted for the actions of my parents. Feared by more. My name is Sakura Haruno, I have been wronged. Things have happened, I have been scarred. I am Sakura Haruno, sixteen year old girl, who is Waiting for Death.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Sakura H.
Mess with Fire, You're Gonna Get Burned reviews
We fought for our village to the best of our ability.And trust us,we have incredible ability.But we were litterally dragged to Konoha Academy for an education. We Kaitaru&Aranya,two mental cousins join Naruto & co.Hell ensues. Co-Written with KSVH XxxXxxX
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,811 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Naruto U.