Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 9040 - Favs: 15,854 - Follows: 3,405 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete