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Hey People well my name is Cynthia and let me tell you about myself

fav colors are red and black

fav singers are Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, Avril Lavigne, Katy Perry, Demi Lovato, Basshunter, and Usher

fav bands are Paramore, The Killers, Weezer, Anarbor, Mana and Fall Out Boy

fav songs Love Drunk by Boys Like Girls, WHere The Wild Things Are by Anarbor, Now Your're Gone by Basshunter & Bad Romance by Lady Gaga

I'm from Cali, love the beach by the way favorite place in the world! :D

I love using smiley faces, sorry if it annoys you but that's just me ]


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MUSIC MOVIE:
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle.
3. Press play.
4. For every question, type the song that's playing.
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button.
6. Put comments in brackets
7. Dont Lie

Opening Credits: Runaway Love-Ludacris ft. Mary J. Blidge

Birth: Tell Me Something I Don't Know- Selena Gomez

First day at school: Gives You Hell-All American Rejects (so true)

Falling in Love: Silver and Cold by AFI (wierd song for falling in love)

Fight Song: My Heart Will Go On-Celine Dion (hmm that would be a better break up song)

Breaking Up: Girl's Not Gray-AFI

Prom: Don't Trust ME-3oh!3 (awesome my fav song!)

Life: Bleed It Out-Linkin Park (it does relate)

Mental Breakdown: Lifestyles of the Rich And Famous- Good Charlotte (i have a breakdown because of rich people's lifestyles??)

Driving: That's What You Get (for not stoppin at the gas station...)

Flashback: La La Land- Demi Lovato (awesome!!)

Wedding: Eye of the Tiger-Survivor (not a good wedding song...maybe an afterparty song)

Birth Of Child: Lake Erie Rainfall-Jim Brickman (awww perfect song for a baby)

INTERMISSION

Final Battle: I Hate This Part-Pussycat Dolls (sad battle)

Death Scene: Leave Out All The Rest-Linkin Park (itunes coldnt have picked a better song)

Funeral: Mr. Brightside-The Killers (not a good funeral song...)

End Credits: Bella's Lullaby-Carter Burwell (yay my movie ends with a twilight song!!)

My Life in Music...
Turn your iPod/mp3 onto shuffle and write down each song as the answer to the questions in syccession. NO CHEATING!! Put any comments in brackets =D

1. How am I feeling today? Lifestlyes of the rich and Famous-Good charlotte (nope not at all)
2. Will I get far in life? Misery Buisness-Paramore (i guess not)
3. How do my friends see me? Love Like Winter-AFI (aww no love then =)
4. Where will I get married? Runaway love-Ludacris ft. Mary J. Blidge (im gonna marry my love while running away??)
5. What is my best friend's theme song? Fly with me-Jonas Brothers (not really her song)
6. What is the story of my life? La La Land-Demi Lovato (true and it just keeps coming out for life...wierd)
7. What is high school like? The Climb- Miley Cyrus (makes sense)
8. How can I get ahead in life ? Don't trust me- 3oh!3 (omg! they finally found out!)
9. What is the best thing about me? My Heart Will Go On-Celine Dion (great now i can move on...)
10. How is today going to be? Paper Planes-MIA (ok...)
11. What is in store for this weekend? Knock You Down-Keri Hilson ft. Kanye West & Neyo
12. What song describes my parents? Bella's Lullaby-Carter Burwell (nooooo... not at all)
13. My grandparents? Crush-David Archuleta (ok...)
14. How is my life going? Pressure-Paramore (so true)
15. What song will they play at my funeral? Here We Go Again-Demi Lovato (noo why that song??)
16. How does the world see me? Gives You Hell-AAR (that's messed up)
17. Will I have a happy life? Girls Not Grey-AFI
18. What do my friends really think of me? Bleed it out-Linkin Park (makes sense)
19. Do people secretly lust after me? Hey there delilah-plain white t's (is that a yes or no??)
20. How can I make myself happy? Tell me something i don't know-selena gomez (ok...)
21. What should I do with my life? I will survive-Gloria Gaynor (survive?...ok)
22. Will I ever have children? I'm a gummy bear-gummibar (im gonna have gummy bears??)
23. What is some good advice for me? Accidentally in love-Counting Crows (awesome advice...)
24. What is my signature dancing song? I hate this part-pussycat dolls (noooo its not a dance song!!)
25. What does everyone else think my current theme song is? im yours-jason mraz (why??)
26. What sort of guys/girls do you like? Mr. Brightside-killers (oooh intesting)
27. What song does the media player think represents your life? eye of the tiger-survivor (i have the eyes of a tiger??)


YOUR GUY SIDE:

~You love hoodies.
~You love jeans.
~Dogs are better than cats.
~It's hilarious when people get hurt.(sometimes)
~You've played with/against boys on a team.
~Shopping is torture.
~
Sad movies suck.
~
You own/ed an Xbox.
~Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
~At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
~You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
~You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. (hate to admit it now but yea)
~You watch sports on TV.
~Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
~You own like a trillion baseball caps.
~You like going to high school football games.
~You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
~Baggy pants are cool to wear.
~It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
~Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.

~You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
~Sports are fun
~Talk with food in your mouth.
~Sleep with your socks on at night

Total= 16

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

~You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
~You love to shop.
~You wear eyeliner.
~You wear the color pink
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Go to your mom for advice.
~You consider cheerleading a sport
~You hate wearing the color black.
~You like hanging out at the mall.
~You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. (I just don't get them a lot)
~You like wearing jewelry.
~Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe
~Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
~You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
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It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up
~You smile a lot more than you should.
~You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
~You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
~You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
~You love the movies.
~Used to play with dolls as little kid.
~Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.

~Like being the star of every thing

Total= 16 WOW A TIE

This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that apply to you! 54/100 apply to me… omg I’m really stupid =

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself

8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot

21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke

27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil

53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.

55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa

62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side

66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught

71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it

76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't

79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people (on purpose)
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off

82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair

86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.

99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class

100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.

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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'M RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake

I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be obsessed with boys and gossip

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Love Letters by LiveAndDontRegretIt reviews
Bella moves out of her childhood home in Forks, but leaves a box of letters to her future husband behind. Carlisle gets a new job in Forks and moves the family into Bella's old house. Who will find the box of letters? Will they decide to read them? BxE AH
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 117,621 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Consequences by Brown-eyedCullenGirl reviews
A week before Bella's bithday party in New Moon Edward decided to throw his boundaries off the window and did something they didn't expect to have consequences. Now, five years later, Bella finds the Cullens again but she's not alone. Bella is a vampire
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 90,705 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 964 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twilight Parody Lyrics by little-miss-twilighter reviews
Artists include; Katy Perry, MCR, Muse, AAR, 30h!3, Evanescence, Taylor Swift, Snow Patrol, Paramore, RJA, Mayday Parade, Maroon 5 and many more. Sure to be something you like : Multiple POVs and story settings.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 66 - Words: 24,288 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 3/7/2009
Death and Poison by Lovenyx125 reviews
Edward never came back in New Moon and Jasper left because of the onslaught of painful emotions. 50 years later, when Victoria is about to attack, the Cullen's go to the Volturi for help. Aro lends them his best fighters Death and Poison. But why do Death and Poison seem so familiar?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 53 - Words: 62,172 - Reviews: 1578 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Complete
Pieces by SydneyAlice reviews
IndieTwiFic Award Winner for Best New Moon Story - Edward leaves his heart behind and embarks on a journey full of solitude and regret. He finds solace when Bella begins to haunt his daydreams. Edward's lost months in NM.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,529 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Baby your the one by XCarlie.CullenX reviews
E/B have been given one final school project. How 2 be parents.The gang is paired off 4 a month can their friendship last through this?Secrets, jobs, drunken mistakes, BABIES how far can friendships be pushed? Is love enough?AH NOMINATED 4 2 CULLEN AWARDS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 56,580 - Reviews: 1138 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When Forever Ends by erica scriven reviews
Jasper succeeds in biting Bella on her birthday. Edward is forced to try to suck the venom out again, but finds it more difficult the second time around...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,202 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/2/2010 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Complete
All Because of A Reese's by Shai Butter reviews
“I will love you forever if you let me have that,” I said suddenly, surprising myself. Edward chuckled. “Is that a promise?” he teased...Forget about Alice, Edward is Bella's new college roommate. What will happen? Is love in the air? Full summary inside!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 56,131 - Reviews: 1746 - Favs: 1,049 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Animal Crackers by SignedSealedWritten reviews
Bella Swan's identical twin daughters want to leave their foster home and meet their only living parent. Little do they know that Edward Cullen is much less than living.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 50 - Words: 65,461 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 4/16/2008
Twilight Commercials: The Series by pandorasnotebook reviews
Popular commercials written TWILIGHT STYLE! What more can I say...R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,527 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 5/25/2008
Bella of the Volturi by Deceptionist reviews
Edward never came back. Bella was changed by Laurent. Now, she's one of the Volturi's elite, and her broken heart is almost healed; she is engaged to another in the guard. But what happens when she's sent on a mission to foil Victoria's latest plan?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,055 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
Bringing the Past back by Darken.For.Tear.Drops reviews
The sequel to The Past of Isabella: The Immortal child.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 12,943 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Alec, Bella - Complete
The Secret Life of Emmett Cullen by ebby 7695 reviews
What does Emmett get up to in his spare time? Pay back and Hilarious material promised. I did not write the Twilight Series, it is Specifically Stephanie Meyers Series.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 59 - Words: 67,011 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Emmett, Edward
You Don't Know The Half Of It by NotYourBestFriend reviews
Edward Cullen had it all. Fame, money, good looks. Until one day, a little girl shows up on his door step, claiming he's her father. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 45,192 - Reviews: 732 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Edward, Bella
Kids Say the Darndest Things by Scar24 reviews
AU/AH "It's okay Edward, Mommy doesn't love Daddy anymore. I think she loves you." I just stared at Hannah as Edward grinned smugly. "Um, Rose let me call you back," I said looking into his hypnotizing green eyes. Oh, what have I gotten myself into?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,289 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
Isle Esme by maggiekb reviews
The story of how Carlisle and Esme first met, fell in love, and came to be husband and wife. Flashbacks to the past, reliving their experiences before they were a couple. Please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,470 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/5/2009 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Flaws, Facts and Figures by Broken Soup reviews
A list of complaints and points on what was A wrong with the film B just made me laugh from the sheer half-wittedness used in it C what I thought was plain stupid. Will be adding more points as I go along!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 5/27/2009
Sex Toy by Oriana de la Rose reviews
Edward Cullen has two jobs: Underwear Model and Personal Toy. Alice hires him to be the Stripper at Bella's 20th birthday party and Bella's attraction to him is instant. Then she finds out that he's her new Toy. Now Edward has a new Mistress to please...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 94,171 - Reviews: 3156 - Favs: 2,966 - Follows: 1,352 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8840 - Favs: 14,658 - Follows: 3,048 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Till Death Do Us Part by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
All human. Edward and Bella meet each other at a bar. They get drunk and hit it off. Edward admits that he won’t have sex till marriage. Bella, on a whim, asks Edward to marry her – he agrees. What a shame that Edward doesn't believe in divorce…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 78,298 - Reviews: 8037 - Favs: 3,771 - Follows: 3,142 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
Seven Brides for Seven Brothers by voi ch'intrate reviews
Carlisle Cullen has found a bride who can handle his entire family--what he didn't reckon was that she would sweep him off his feet. Or that his rambunctious brothers would all find brides of their own, but love doesn't come softly for the Cullens. AU AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 41 - Words: 79,971 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Complete
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2869 - Favs: 2,061 - Follows: 972 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Picking Charlie's Brain by vjgm reviews
It is Post Breaking Dawn, and Bella is changed, and married to Edward. Charlie finds out that Bella is a vampire, but no one believes him. They take him to the hospital and put him under the care of the skilled Dr. Dover! Fun ensues :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,413 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 107 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Charlie S. - Complete
You May Now Kiss the Bride by vjgm reviews
This is my version of the wedding starring then minister, Emmett Cullen. With Emmett in charge, you know that humor will be involved. How does Emmett handle this important job? Will he behave? Or will Bella and Edward kill him? ONESHOT of SILLINESS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 1,247 - Follows: 192 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Emmett
Edward and the Tampon by livelaughloveWRITE reviews
“What’s this?” He interrupted. He was holding a tampon. You’ve got to be kidding me. “It’s a tampon, Edward.” “What’s that?” I buried my face in my hands. This was not happening to me. “You really don’t know what it is?” “Do you eat it?”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 787 - Follows: 131 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Complete
Vampiric Peaches by Llama Mama23 reviews
Emmett decides to attempt to turn peaches into vampires. WARNING: Extremely pointless and stupid!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 125 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Complete
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Dangerous reviews
Edward left Bella after her birthday and Bella goes into a deep depression after he leaves she never spent time with Jacob so when Laurent and Victoria come attack her and she gets turned an alliance starts that sets a dangerous plan in motion Bella OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,594 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Bella
Lucky Chance reviews
Emmett gets an idea that may lead to Edward's happy ending, Bella has a troubled past it's not the easiest of situations but will they be able to work it out? will there be a happy ending? canon couples B/E R/EM A/J
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,099 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward
Hey There Delilah Parody Lyrics reviews
song hey there delilah by the plain white t's
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete