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Author has written 39 stories for Full House, Wayside School series, Finding Nemo, A Bugs Life, Sisters Grimm, NERDS, Michael Buckley, Big Bang Theory, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Happy Tree Friends, Lost, Once Upon a Time, Misc. Tv Shows, Ed, Edd n Eddy, Psych, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Parks and Recreation, Bendy and the Ink Machine, Bones, and Young Frankenstein.

I haven't published anything in about a billion years but I really want to get started up again. Let's hope putting this up here motivates me to do that.

My name is Marissa, and I am 21-years-old. I write fanfiction because it combines two of the biggest aspects of my life: my passion for writing and the fact that my favorite books, TV shows, movies, and musicals seem to rule my life - I quote things all the time, and I can turn into a rabid, obsessive fangirl for anything I love.

Pixar Animation Studios is the most brilliant company in the entire world, and I am their number one fan. Which is where my penname comes from.

I also randomly become obsessed with certain books and movies and TV shows for a period of time. Besides my current obsession for Pixar, which I don't see ending any time soon, I'm super-obsessed with Bones, which is what I was obsessed with a year ago when I last updated my profile. It has been a very long-running one. I love it because it's basically Cinnamon Rolls: The Show; I love all the characters and I want to wrap them all up in blankets and make them hot cocoa. My obsessions change often, so expect this part to be updated frequently.

I like a very wide variety of things, so I will be hopping from fandom to fandom very frequently.

Favorite Ships:OTP Alert: Mary/Yang from Psych, aka Promised Land. They are my babies and I want them to be happy.

You can just assume that I will squee over any canon Pixar ship.


Mondler! The only pairing that can transcend the confines of one single television show. I bawl every time I see them get engaged.

Flintilda (I've pretty much stopped writing NERDS, but I still hold title of captain of this ship)

August/Lily, or as I like to call them, Wooden Egg. I used to love Wooden Swan, but I have accepted at this point that this ship sailed a long time ago and I need to let it go. August is all grown up again, though, and I want him to have someone. He and Lily would go well together.

Also, I ship Snowing so hard because it's canon and adorable and I also love David and Mary Margaret so freaking much. All the people who say that they are a boring couple can just shut up please.

Also, Gideon/Roderick is the first OUAT slash pairing that has ever really made sense to me. Yeah, I know Roderick died or whatever but GOD there was so much romantic tension in their scenes together. I was shocked that they didn't end up going at it in the middle of the dust mine.

Eli/Robin from Don't Trust the B. Two endearingly creepy perverts finding solace in each others' crazy.

Kevin/Rolf. Rolf/Nazz. Kevin/Nazz. I never thought I would have one, but Kevin/Rolf/Nazz is officially my OT3. (Note: I have deleted the two M-rated stories I had published about this ship because they took place when the characters were 17. I was 15 when I wrote them so it didn't feel creepy at the time but it made me uncomfortable to still have them up.)

Janitor/Elliot, although I ship it one-sidedly (he has a crush on her and it's not returned)

Please don't judge me too hard for this because I would never, ever, ever support any other incestuous pairing, but the McPoyles are canon and I just can't stop myself from shipping them. Although I mostly like exploring the more platonic side of their relationship, especially between Ryan and Margaret. It's a very literal brOTP.

Blue Cricket, though not the one you're thinking of. Yes, I ship the Blue Fairy from OUAT with Rickety Cricket from It's Always Sunny. It's pure crack but I genuinely think they would be good together if they lived in the same universe.

My other crazy crossover ship is Ray DiMeo from Speechless and Diane Johnson from black-ish. They will grow up to be the perfect supervillain couple and take over the world.

Every canon couple from Bones (i.e. Booth/Brennan, Angela/Hodgins, Cam/Arastoo, Sweets/Daisy) is relationship goals and I love them all. However, the noncanon ship I am really really into right now is (please don't get mad at me) Pelant/Ghost Killer. I love it because it's basically Promised Land if everything about it were horrible and disturbing.

Amedot. Peridot and Amethyst have natural chemistry, idiots. Lapidot was forced by the fandom.

Mother/Tateh from Ragtime

I have recently become a video games person, by which I mean I have recently accepted video games as a storytelling medium and watch Let's Plays of games I like because I am not coordinated enough to play them myself. A few new ships have come out of this, including Alphyne and Muffeton from Undertale and Samsie from Bendy and the Ink Machine.

Stories I Am Attempting to Write:

As you can tell, I haven't published anything in a really, really long time. That is mostly because I am going through the worst bout of writer's block in my life. I have started so many things but I haven't been able to finish any of them. I want to share them with y'all, but all I can give you right now is descriptions of the tons of unfinished fics I have saved on my laptop:

The next two installments of the "McPoyle trilogy" that I promised in the summary for The Siren. There are also a few revisions I really want to make to The Siren.

About fifty jillion Promised Land smutfics that would just be so much better than the one I already have published.

An introspective piece from the POV of Maris Crane, aka Niles's unseen ex-wife from Frasier. I am really intrigued by her for some reason (partly because we almost have the same name), and what I have so far is really deep and surreal and deals with BDD and eating disorders. The intention is something along the lines of "We, the audience, don't know what Maris really looks like, and neither does she." It's really good but I am stuck and unfortunately you may never get to read it.

An Eli/Robin (Don't Trust the B) fic about them making that fetish site "Robin's Egg." Yes, an entire fic based on a split-second joke in a cancelled show nobody watched. But I feel really strongly about it, okay?

A Bones AU in the Once Upon a Time universe which I started for NaNoWriMo last year

A Bones fic that can be summarized thusly: Pelant knew the Ghost Killer was a woman because he used to be very well-acquainted with her ghost titties. It's about as dark as you would expect a love story about two psychopaths to be, but, like, it's also kind of nice? In a "there's someone out there for everyone" sort of way. Except they're both kind of abusive partners? It's a fucked-up story and I really hope I get to share it with you eventually.

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Tamales by Gotti Calavera reviews
[One-shoot] [Advertencia al inicio: MiguelxOc]―Déjame terminar, Miguel. Las personas son como tamales, porque existen diferentes rellenos, sabores y colores; cada uno tiene su favorito, nadie te puede decir cual comer, porque son tamales al fin y al cabo… {Hecho por Gotti Calavera}
Coco - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,842 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/7 - Miguel R., OC - Complete
Hold You by foreverstartsrightnow reviews
August stays with Emma in the nights after her abduction by Jefferson. Written for a prompt at the SwanBoothKink community on LJ. Will be 3 chapters.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,173 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/5/2012 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Emma S., Pinocchio/August B. - Complete
Late by karly05 reviews
"You're the Lady Engineer. Dolores." "Dorothy." "Dorothy, that's right," he noted, pointing a finger as if he were the one correcting her. "I'm Charles Muntz." #3 of my Young Charles Muntz stories.
Up - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,774 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Complete
Cut by karly05 reviews
#2 of my Young Charles Muntz stories. The backstory behind events in the Newsreel. Please read "Back" first, as it sets things up for this story.
Up - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,853 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Complete
Back by karly05 reviews
#1 of my Charles Muntz stories. Flying home in the Spirit of Adventure, Carl and Russell stumble upon a glimpse into Muntz's past.
Up - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Complete
Lesson Plans by Khilari reviews
Barbie is planning to teach a gender studies class at Sunnyside. Having her planning interrupted isn't exactly welcome, but she may find it provides a new perspective.
Toy Story - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Barbie - Complete
Musings of a King by Ayns and Sky reviews
Sky: A collection of one-shot type stories from Puck. Kinda sister story to "Flip", which was my original one-shot on this concept. All told from Puck's POV, random scenes from the books. First chapter: when Puck saves Sabrina from the Jabberwocky
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,432 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Puck, Sabrina G.
The Sheepshank Kids by EstrangeloEdessa reviews
Toby, Bella, Natalie. Three kids who loved their Daddy and each other. Three kids, each with their own dreams, their own goals in life, and their own way of getting there. Three ordinary, average kids who waited, smiled, and fought. Just three kids.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 7/2/2010
Deluded Buzz by Anonymississippi reviews
This is a running parallel with Toy Story 3, told from Jessie's point of view about her growing feelings for a certain space ranger and the various personalities he seems to posses. Yay for Pixar's best opening weekend yet!
Toy Story - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,821 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Jessie, Buzz Lightyear
Puck, Justin Bieber, and Why Puberty Sucks by limegreenwordmachine reviews
Puberty has never been a breeze for any of us, and it's no easier for our hormonal fairy boy. Random Puck rant. T because it sounds cooler than K . NOTE: I wrote this story when I was approximately 12. I apologize to the world. (Although some of you still seem to really like it! I'm flattered.)
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Puck - Complete
The Camaraderie Support by WeBuiltThePyramids reviews
A friendship fic. Ideas inspired by "The Peanut Reaction" and "The Gorilla Experiment." Penny wants help doing something for Leonard, so she enlists their best friend. My attempt at some Sheldon/Penny banter...though all five will be around.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,382 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Finding Jessie by tohru-chan62442 reviews
When Jessie is kidnapped by a miysterious foe, it's up to Buzz and Woody to save her. Lots of Buzz/Jessie, but a tiny bit of Bo/Woody as well.
Toy Story - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,236 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Complete
The Best Day by WeBuiltThePyramids reviews
This ties in to "The Third Party Accumulation." Penny and her daughter have a special connection. Story is from Savannah's point of view.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Penny - Complete
The Third Party Accumulation by WeBuiltThePyramids reviews
Leonard and Penny get into a situation that can't be resolved by her slamming a door. Their lives have been changed forever. Can they stay together?
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,470 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Leonard H., Penny - Complete
CUTE by 1000th Ghost reviews
A collection of sex scene stories that would never and should never happen because these two are too darn CUTE!
WALL-E - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,493 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/22/2009 - WALL-E, EVE - Complete
Monster Mary by RacRules reviews
Boo has grown up, and is now fourteen. Unfortunately, her memories about her experience with the monsters is greatly effecting her life and relationships with her family, as everyone thinks she's desperate for attention or crazy.
Monsters Inc. - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Complete
Guinea Pig by helloclaude reviews
Sonny tries to create new slushies, Pete tries to remember why he agreed to try them, and Nina tries not to laugh at them.
In the Heights - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,464 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Complete
The Alumni by Gumdrop Boo - Ch4rms reviews
[Wayside School] You have to move on to higher education someday. The 28 kids who went to Wayside are now about to graduate high school. It hasn't been the same since Wayside, all of them have changed but what will it take to rediscover their wacky selves
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,714 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 10/14/2007
Kronos's Diary by ChildInMe reviews
Kronos, our favorite bad guy in PJO, keeps a girly diary. Now what could be in this diary? The inside mind of what we once thought was a threatening villain.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,241 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/15/2007 - Published: 10/16/2007
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Positive Feedback Loop
If he started to act like this was anything other than punishment, Stephanie would make him stop. Pelant/Ghost Killer. Rated M for a reason.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,771 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23 - C. Pelant - Complete
Wool Over Your Eyes reviews
(RATING HAS BEEN BUMPED TO M) The attraction was mutual from the very beginning. They both knew it; everyone did. Before either of them got the guts to do something about it, though, it was too late. A series of Sammy/Susie moments taking place at various points in the timeline. Warnings inside.
Bendy and the Ink Machine - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,007 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/4 - Published: 1/27 - Sammy Lawrence, Alice Angel
Someone To Think About reviews
Gideon and Roderick spend a night at Granny's Bed & Breakfast. PWP with lots of fluff. Slash. AU (obviously).
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,761 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/3/2017 - [Gideon, Roderick] - Complete
His Handsome Hero reviews
The maiden Tatiana made the hero Gideon brave by loving him. Ever since they read the story as boys, Roderick had hoped to do the same for his own Gideon, and on the day of his old friend's twenty-eighth birthday, he gets the opportunity to try. Gideon/Roderick slash, based on episode 6x16. Rated T for some steaminess and mentions of child abuse. Oneshot.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,397 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/27/2017 - [Gideon, Roderick] - Complete
One Thing At A Time reviews
In life and love, Ann believes it's best to always have a plan. Takes place during the episode "Jerry's Retirement." Ann/Chris. Rated M for non-explicit sex. Oneshot.
Parks and Recreation - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/9/2015 - [Ann P., Chris T.] - Complete
The Nightmare reviews
Oneshot. Yang and Mary's daughter Lucy had a nightmare. She goes to both of her parents for comfort, but neither of them are very helpful. Promised Land shipping.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,301 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/16/2015 - [Mary L., Mr. Yang] - Complete
Lucy Lightly reviews
Which two Psych characters do you think would be the least suited for parenthood? Because they just had a baby together. All sarcasm aside, Mary has to raise his daughter alone while Yang is stuck in Purgatory, and he's really scared. Promised Land shipping. One-shot.
Psych - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/7/2014 - [Mary L., Mr. Yang] - Complete
The Siren reviews
Part One of the McPoyle Trilogy. Margaret McPoyle feels manipulated and controlled by her brother Liam and wants it to stop. But how is a mute girl supposed to stand up for herself? Takes place after "The Gang Gets Held Hostage." Rated M for implied sexual violence.
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,519 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2014 - Complete
It's More Like A Taijitu reviews
"She could imagine what they looked like, and it wasn't some stupid number." Because if there could only be one smutfic about Yang and Mary, it would probably be this one. Rated M because it's shameless PWP. One-shot. Promised Land shipping.
Psych - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,739 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2014 - [Mary L., Mr. Yang] - Complete
Just A Very Lonely Man reviews
On the anniversary of Mary's death, Shawn and Gus sit down to watch his video diaries in full. They end up learning some things about their old friend that shock and disturb them greatly. Oneshot. Promised Land shipping!
Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,561 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/19/2014 - [Mary L., Mr. Yang] Shawn S., Burton G./Gus - Complete
She Ran reviews
One-shot. What Yang did with her freedom before taking refuge in the old theater. Yang/Mary. Takes place during Psych: The Musical.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,920 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2014 - [Mr. Yang, Mary L.] - Complete
Making Yang
Life has not been easy for Pauline Rotmensen (better known as Yang). After all, her father is a cruel psychopath. She finally feels a sense of normalcy when an "assignment" from her father helps her find love with another lost soul. But Pauline's romance with Mary Lightly was doomed from the very beginning, and she knows it. Mary/Yang. Rated M for sexual content and adult themes.
Psych - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2013 - [Mr. Yang, Mary L.]
Pauline reviews
One-shot. Mary Lightly spent thirteen years of his life chasing two people - the serial killer and the girl who got away. How can he handle it when they turn out to be the same woman? Weirdly one-sided Mary/Yang. Rated T for suggestive material.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,990 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Mr. Yang, Mary L. - Complete
Rolf Does Not Love You, Nazz-Girl reviews
But he's going to marry you anyway. Nazz/Rolf/Kevin.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,572 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Nazz, Rolf
The Sheriff's Carriage reviews
Oneshot. Pinocchio still isn't used to this strange new land, but he already has a crush. Post 2x18. Wooden Swan, onesided. Pure fluff!
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Emma S., Pinocchio/August B. - Complete
Second Chances reviews
AU based on "The Purgatory Theory." The children of the cul-de-sac have been reborn and given the chance to survive past their short childhoods. Over the course of nearly a century, they've all found and protected each other.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,483 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 12/16/2012
Between Us and the Pigs reviews
Oneshot. Nazz wants to talk. Rolf does not. She gets her hands dirty. He winds up considering a three-way relationship between the two of them and Kevin. Rolf/Nazz/Kevin. Kind of a sequel to Never Leave, but it can stand alone.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Nazz, Rolf, Kevin - Complete
Flower Garden Girl reviews
When homeless Minny is discovered living in the woods, Dr. Hopper is fascinated by her strange behavior. She appears to be mute, but she's really just shy, and it seems that it's only Archie whom she's able to meet at eye level. This is the story of Thumbelina. Archie/OC.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,862 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Archie H./Jiminy Cricket
A Letter From Frederick reviews
Oneshot. Victor's estate was inherited by a young relation named Frederick following his mysterious disappearance. Frederick failed to protect the castle, however, so he fled . Twenty-eight years later, he feels the urge to write Victor a letter. He doesn't know where the doctor is, of course, but he has some choice words for him nonetheless.
Crossover - Once Upon a Time & Young Frankenstein - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Dr. Whale/Dr. Victor Frankenstein, Fredrick Frankenstein - Complete
Slice of One Life, Snapshot of Another reviews
100-word drabbles centered around twelve of characters I think are underrated, interesting, or whom I just love to bits, including Archie, August, Mary Margaret, Leroy, Blue, and more! Based on a selection of prompts I find around the Web. Rating will vary from chapter to chapter, but it won't get much worse than T.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 10/18/2012
Mythos di Hospitale reviews
Post-finale oneshot. Dr. Whale muses with one of his fellow doctors about morality, mortality, and their place in the fairy-tale society. My theory on Whale's identity. Rated T for language.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,447 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Dr. Whale/Dr. Victor Frankenstein - Complete
Cake Crumbs reviews
Post-finale oneshot. Henry runs into Gretel for the first time after the curse breaks. Henry feels something strange around her, and he's absolutely baffled. Luckily, Red witnesses the whole thing and knows exactly what's going on. Can she help Henry approach his new crush? Warning: PUPPY LOVE! Also, rating is due to one mild offensive term.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,622 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Henry Mills, Ava Zimmer/Gretal - Complete
Bill reviews
Oneshot based on SNL's Stefon. One has to wonder how difficult it is to be Stefon: he's in love with a man who can't feel the same, and everyone is always laughing at him, even himself. But he's comfortable with his own life, as strange as it might be. Right? Or is he perhaps not as happy clubbing as we think he is? One-sided Stefon/Seth Meyers. A little dark at times.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Complete
Note To Self reviews
Flash-sideways. Oneshot. The beginning of the school year after he returns from Australia is beginning just as dully as ever for Dr. Arzt. But one day he finds that he unwittingly typed onto his class's papers a paragraph about... dynamite? What the heck?
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Complete
Happy Tree Estates reviews
Happy Tree Estates is a cheerful neighborhood, and certainly nothing could ever go wrong. But one day, two men come to tell the residents that they all must die. This outlines the potential origins of the Happy Tree Friends videos. Humanized characters.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,936 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Cuddles
My Blood Is The Blood Of Many reviews
The Allies have almost won WWII. But America still must take down the final Axis Power, Japan, and what he does he will forever regret. This is about two cities called Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Rated for violence.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,436 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - America, Japan - Complete
SG 100 Words Challenge: NERDS Style reviews
The ever popular 100 Words Challenge from the Sisters Grimm fandom, but using NERDS instead. Series of 100 drabbles on varied topics and characters. Only some chapters warrant the T rating - warnings will be given in individual author's notes.
NERDS, Michael Buckley - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,246 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 9/3/2010
Dominance reviews
Oneshot. Matilda wants Flinch to explore just what he can do with his superstrength when it comes to their relationship. Warnings: intimacy, second base is almost reached, but not quite. Flintilda.
NERDS, Michael Buckley - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,272 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Matilda C./Wheezer, Julio E./Flinch - Complete
I Can See You reviews
Oneshot. Russia and Sarah Palin have a staring contest. Also, England can't get the hang of playing baseball. Yes, the writer is a Democrat.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,167 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Russia, America - Complete
Do You Remember That One Time In Fifth Grade? reviews
M is for Mama's Boy spoilers! Kind of a sequel to "Calm Down." Matilda is happy that her parents are finally letting her date Flinch. But there's one person she needs to clear things up with first. Ultimately, Flintilda. Rated for minor coarse language.
NERDS, Michael Buckley - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,691 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Matilda C./Wheezer, Julio E./Flinch - Complete
Even More Sideways Stories from Wayside School reviews
20 years after the Wayside books ended, Mrs. Jewels's students are adults. They have jobs, relationships, even children of their own! But have they really changed? No, not at all! Rated for language and suggestive situations.
Wayside School series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,818 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 9/27/2009
W is For Wolowitz reviews
Kind of crack!y but totally in character oneshot. The NERDS mistake Howard for the villain they are supposed to fight in the next book. Any pairings are implied. Rated T because Howard is disgusting.
Crossover - Big Bang Theory & NERDS, Michael Buckley - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,246 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Howard W. - Complete
Respira reviews
Songfic: "Breathe" from In the Heights. After her first year at college, Matilda comes home with an awful secret she doesn't know how to tell. Flintilda! Rated for an overall theme that I don't want to spoil and a few very fleeting sexual references.
NERDS, Michael Buckley - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,494 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Matilda C./Wheezer, Julio E./Flinch - Complete
Calm Down reviews
Twoshot. When Flinch has a nervous breakdown in class, Matilda steps up to comfort him. Flinch/Matilda or Flintilda. Rated for kissing. 8/8/10 update: I edited the end of chapter 2 slightly. It's mostly the same, but I did add a few sentences.
NERDS, Michael Buckley - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,184 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Julio E./Flinch, Matilda C./Wheezer - Complete
The Lost Sideburn reviews
Oneshot. Jesse hears that he could have the chance to own a lock of Elvis's hair and ends up flying to Graceland on a whim.
Full House - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Complete
To Sue a Sailor reviews
Oneshot. For the Can We Talk? forum's February challenge, From the Sidelines. John Silver recieves a phone call from an angry Sinbad informing him that his firm is being sued. But why? Rated for very minor language.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Complete
From Sister to Sister to Flik reviews
For the Can We Talk? forum's January challenge, "Before the Beginning." As they grow up, Atta has profound conversations with her young sister that make her think about their society and her own relationship with Flik.
A Bugs Life - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,158 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/24/2010
Oh Woe, H2O reviews
Oneshot. Before he met Tad and Pearl, Sheldon was given constant grief for his H2O intolerance, with most people considering it to be "not normal." For the Can We Talk? forum's November Writing Challenge, "Different Strokes."
Finding Nemo - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Sheldon, Bob - Complete
Miserable Until Tonight reviews
One-shot. Takes place at DJ's prom, right after the end of the very last episode. Mostly a bunch of DJ/Steve fluff. Also a little Kimmy/Duane. Rated for mild romance with nothing explicit.
Full House - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Complete