Author has written 39 stories for Full House, Wayside School series, Finding Nemo, A Bugs Life, Sisters Grimm, NERDS, Michael Buckley, Big Bang Theory, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Happy Tree Friends, Lost, Once Upon a Time, Misc. Tv Shows, Ed, Edd n Eddy, Psych, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Parks and Recreation, and Young Frankenstein.
I haven't published anything in about a billion years but I really want to get started up again. Let's hope putting this up here motivates me to do that.
My name is Marissa, and I am Jewish liberal idealist red-headed female 20-year-old writer. I write fanfiction because it combines two of the biggest aspects of my life: my passion for writing and the fact that my favorite books, TV shows, movies, and musicals seem to rule my life - I quote things all the time, and I can turn into a rabid, obsessive fangirl for anything I love.
Pixar Animation Studios is the most brilliant company in the entire world, and I am their number one fan. Which is where my penname comes from.
I also randomly become obsessed with certain books and movies and TV shows for a period of time. Besides my current obsession for Pixar, which I don't see ending any time soon, I'm super-obsessed with Bones, which is what I was obsessed with a year ago when I last updated my profile. It has been a very long-running one. I love it because it's basically Cinnamon Rolls: The Show; I love all the characters and I want to wrap them all up in blankets and make them hot cocoa. My obsessions change often, so expect this part to be updated frequently.
I like a very wide variety of things, so I will be hopping from fandom to fandom very frequently.
Buzz/Jessie. I have to say, Pixar really hit the nail right on the head when dealing with their relationship in TS3. It was perfect.
Pretty much every possible permutation of Merida, Young Macintosh, Young MacGuffin3, and Wee Dingwall. No regrets.
Disgust/Fear. I liked this pairing ever since the first long trailer for Inside Out; both of them are mainly concerned with keeping Riley safe, albeit in different ways, and I just thought they would complement each other.
Mondler! The only pairing that can transcend the confines of one single television show. I bawl every time I see them get engaged.
Flintilda! (Flinch/Matilda) I've pretty much stopped writing NERDS, but I still hold title of captain of this ship
August/Lily, or as I like to call them, Wooden Egg. I used to love Wooden Swan, but I have accepted at this point that this ship sailed a long time ago and I need to let it go. August is all grown up again, though, and I don't want him to be all alone. Lily was also friends with Emma, so that means she is perfect for him.
Also, I ship Snowing so hard because it's canon and adorable and I also love David and Mary Margaret so freaking much. All the people who say that they are a boring couple can just shut up please.
Also, as I am writing this Mother's Little Helper only aired a couple of days ago but Gideon/Roderick needs to be a thing right this second. Seriously, I updated my profile for the first time in over a year just to declare that Gidrick (as some YouTube commenter christened them) is the first OUAT slash pairing that has ever really made sense to me. Yeah, I know Roderick died or whatever but GOD there was so much romantic tension in their scenes together. I was shocked that they didn't end up going at it in the middle of the dust mine.
Eli/Robin from Don't Trust the B. Two endearingly creepy perverts finding solace in each others' crazy. Again, no regrets.
Kevin/Rolf. Rolf/Nazz. Kevin/Nazz. I never thought I would have one, but Kevin/Rolf/Nazz is officially my OT3. NO. FUCKING. REGRETS.
OTP Alert: Mary/Yang from Psych. I saw someone call this ship Promised Land, so I'm going with that. Same reasoning as the Eli/Robin pairing, except this has the added benefit of angsty angst because he dies and she has major daddy issues!
Janitor/Elliot, although I ship it one-sidedly (he has a crush on her and it's not returned)
Please don't judge me too hard for this because I would never, ever, ever support any other incestuous pairing, but the McPoyles are canon and I just can't stop myself from shipping them. Although I mostly like exploring the more platonic side of their relationship, especially between Ryan and Margaret. It's a very literal brOTP.
Blue Cricket, though not the one you're thinking of. Yes, I ship the Blue Fairy from OUAT with Rickety Cricket from It's Always Sunny. It's pure crack but I genuinely think they would be good together if they lived in the same universe.
Kimmy/Dong from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. So cute!!!
Every canon couple from Bones (i.e. Booth/Brennan, Angela/Hodgins, Cam/Arastoo, Sweets/Daisy) is relationship goals and I love them all. However, the noncanon ship I am really really into right now is (please don't get mad at me) Pelant/Ghost Killer. I love it because it's basically Promised Land if everything about it were horrible and disturbing.
Stories I Am Attempting to Write:
As you can tell, I haven't published anything in a really, really long time. That is mostly because I am going through the worst bout of writer's block in my life. I have started so many things but I haven't been able to finish any of them. I want to share them with y'all, but all I can give you right now is descriptions of the tons of unfinished fics I have saved on my laptop:
The next two installments of the "McPoyle trilogy" that I promised in the summary for The Siren. There are also a few revisions I really want to make to The Siren.
About fifty jillion Promised Land smutfics that would just be so much better than the one I already have published.
An introspective piece from the POV of Maris Crane, aka Niles's unseen ex-wife from Frasier. I am really intrigued by her for some reason (partly because we almost have the same name), and what I have so far is really deep and surreal and deals with BDD and eating disorders. The intention is something along the lines of "We, the audience, don't know what Maris really looks like, and neither does she." It's really good but I am stuck and unfortunately you may never get to read it.
An Eli/Robin (Don't Trust the B) fic about them making that fetish site "Robin's Egg." Yes, an entire fic based on a split-second joke in a cancelled show nobody watched. But I feel really strongly about it, okay?
A Bones AU in the Once Upon a Time universe which I started for NaNoWriMo last year
A Bones fic that can be summarized thusly: Pelant knew the Ghost Killer was a woman because he used to be very well-acquainted with her ghost titties. It's about as dark as you would expect a love story about two psychopaths to be, but, like, it's also kind of nice? In a "there's someone out there for everyone" sort of way. Except they're both kind of abusive partners? It's a fucked-up story and I really hope I get to share it with you eventually.