Author has written 31 stories for Full House, Wayside School series, Finding Nemo, A Bugs Life, Sisters Grimm, NERDS, Michael Buckley, Big Bang Theory, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Happy Tree Friends, Lost, Once Upon a Time, Misc. Tv Shows, Ed, Edd n Eddy, Psych, and Young Frankenstein.
My name is Marissa, and I am Jewish liberal idealist red-headed female 17-year-old writer. I write fanfiction because it combines two of the biggest aspects of my life: my passion for writing and the fact that my favorite books, TV shows, movies, and musicals seem to rule my life - I quote things all the time, and I can turn into a rabid, obsessive fangirl for anything I love.
Pixar Animation Studios is the most brilliant company in the entire world, and I am their number one fan. Which is where my penname comes from. Yes, I changed it recently from my long-time penname of FullHouseandPixarLover. I realized that, unfortunately, Full House was no longer my favorite television show - that would be the wonderfulness of Friends!
I also randomly become obsessed with certain books and movies and TV shows for a period of time. Besides my current obsession for Pixar, which I don't see ending any time soon, I'm a little obsessed with the actor Jimmi Simpson. I know, weird -- my obsessions usually aren't centered around actors but the characters they play, although it started out with an obsession with Mary from Psych. Anyway, that eventually led me to become obsessed with It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, a TV show that so offends my idealistic and kind sensibilities that really I'm obsessed with how much I hate it. Also Once Upon A Time and How I Met Your Mother are wonderful TV shows. Hooray! My obsessions change often, so expect this part to be updated frequently.
I like a very wide variety of things, so I will be hopping from fandom to fandom very frequently.
Favorite TV shows: Friends, The Big Bang Theory, Phineas and Ferb, Modern Family, Once Upon A Time, Full House, Adventure Time, I could go on for a very long time so I'll just say etc.
Favorite Movies: Every movie that Pixar has ever produced, Meet the Robinsons, Hairspray, The Shreks, anything by Mel Brooks (especially if they've been made into musicals), Coraline, Despicable Me, Enchanted, Elf, The Back to the Futures, Dead Poets Society
Favorite Books: The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants by Ann Brashares, the Sisters Grimm and NERDS by Michael Buckley, Thirteen Reasons Why by Jay Asher, Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children by Ransom Riggs, anything by John Green
Favorite Color: Purple
Favorite Websites: Facebook.com, Nitrome.com, Wikipedia.org, FANFICTION.NET!!
Favorite Hobbies: Writing, Dancing, Drawing, TV Watching, Singing, Acting
Favorite School Subject: Spanish
Favorite Music: Showtunes
Favorite Food: Ice Cream
Favorite Musicals/Favorite Songs from Them: In the Heights (It Won't Be Long Now, Carnaval del Barrio, Blackout), Legally Blonde: The Musical ( Bend and Snap, Whipped Into Shape, Positive), The Wiz (Don't Nobody Bring Me No Bad News, Tornado) Shrek the Musical (Morning Person, Freak Flag, I Know It's Today), Thoroughly Modern Millie (Muquin, The Speed Test, Long As I'm Here With You), The Producers (When You Got It Flaunt It, Springtime for Hitler), Young Frankenstein (Please Don't Touch Me, Suprise, Join the Family Business), 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee (I Speak Six Languages, The I Love You Song), Children of Eden (Stranger to the Rain, Ain't It Good, A Piece of Eight), Hairspray (You Can't Stop the Beat, Cooties, Without Love)
Roles I Have Had: Rona-Lisa Peretti (Spelling Bee), Berthe (Pippin), Florinda (Into the Woods), Mother Swan (Honk!)
Dream Roles: Elizabeth Benning (Young Frankenstein), Rosie (Mamma Mia!), Penny Pingleton (Hairspray), Evillene, even though nobody's looking for a skinny white chick to play that part (The Wiz), Enid Hoops (Legally Blonde)
Favorite Actors/Actresses: Sutton Foster, Neil Patrick Harris, Raphael Sbarge, Matthew Perry, Lin-Manuel Miranda
Favorite Video Game: Mario Kart Wii (you go, Daisy!)
Marissa's Quotes to Live By
Love is sweet as summer showers, love's a wondrous work of art. But your love, oh, your love, is like a giant pigeon crapping on my heart! - Phoebe Buffay
What's a horoscope? A telescope that can only see your face?- Stephanie Tanner
And what does Mr. Car say? That's right. He doesn't say anything. Because he's dead.- Danny Tanner
Oh, god! Can open, worms everywhere! - Chandler Bing
Using mainly spoons, we dig a tunnel under the city and release it into the wild!- Mike Wazowski
If you really want to clean up your karma, go get me my frickin' latte.- Dr. Rajesh Koothrapali
Mom smokes in the car. Jesus is okay with it, but you can't tell Dad.- Dr. Sheldon Cooper
THAT WAS TOTALLY WICKED!!- Rusty
Wow, look at all the failure!- Cosmo
Wow. You did it! You just found a way to make figure skating sound even gayer.- Cameron Tucker
I want a new parking space next to the maple tree. Not under the maple tree, NEXT to it. That way, I get the shade, but I don't get all that tree crap on my car - Dr. Leslie Arzt
They said I had AD... something. Oooh, can we have class outside?- Barney Stintson
Heh. Your grandma sounds hot. - America
I'm not a girl toy! Why does everyone keep saying that?- Ken
Oh my gravy! - Cord McCoy
A brand new start, a palette cleanse, as fresh as lime sorbet! Last night I was a monster, but this morning, I'm okay!- Princess Fiona
A life that's gotta be more than a one-light town where the light is always red! Gotta be more than an old ghost town where the ghost ain't even dead!-Millie Dilmount
But I am bound to walk among the wounded and the slain, and when the storm comes crashing on the plain, I will dance before the lightning to music sacred and profane!-Yonah
Lightning McQueen: What's his problem?
Cosmo: I've got two words for you. Mouthwash!
Mrs. Jewels: Calvin, what's the capital of England?
Kimmy Gibbler: You're just dumb! D-U-M, dumb!
Rachel Green: Do you even know what "behalf" means?
Jay Pritchett: I've got two Columbians at home who keep trying to turn Christmas into Cinco de Mayo!
Stephanie Tanner: What kind of music does your band play?
Sheldon Cooper: You look like you're feeling blue.
Raj Koothrapali: What's up with Leonard?
Larry Daley: I have a question. Was she deaf?
America: People always tell me that my elevator doesn't go all the way to the top, but I don't even have an elevator.
Marshall Erickson: What would you do if you had to choose between suits and a pot of gold?
Usnavi: Bartender! Let me get an Amaretto Sour for this ghetto flower! How are you so pretty? You complete me, you had me at hello, you know you need me, truly, madly, baby, let's get freaky! Oh, I get it, you're the strong and silent type! Well, I'm the Caribbean island type and I could drive you wild all night! But I digress, say something so I don't stress:
Buzz/Jessie. I have to say, Pixar really hit the nail right on the head when dealing with their relationship in TS3. It was perfect.
Pretty much every possible permutation of Merida, Young Macintosh, Young MacGuffin, and Wee Dingwall. No regrets.
Mondler! The only pairing that can transcend the confines of one single television show. I bawl every time I see them get engaged.
Flintilda! (Flinch/Matilda) I've pretty much stopped writing NERDS, but I still hold title of captain of this ship
Wooden Swan. Totally Wooden Swan. I can see why people would ship Emma with Jefferson or Neil or even Hook -- I mean, they're eye candy, no doubt. But she has so much chemistry with August, and I love him the most. And even though August is six years old now, I still kind of ship it. Like, not in a squicky way, but more in a "Wouldn't it be so cute if Pinoke had a little boy crush on a grown woman?" kind of way.
Also, I ship Snowing so hard because it's canon and adorable and I also love David and Mary Margaret so freaking much. All the people who say that they are a boring couple can just shut up please.
Pairings for Hetalia (currently the only fandom for which I mostly support slash pairings): USUK, RoChu (since I find myself attempting to Americanize even this, the least Japanese anime I've heard of, I wonder, why shouldn't it be called RuChi? Or Ruchi?), and for the straight side of things, the widely underappreciated Estonia/Ukraine.
Finn/Princess Bubblegum. I don't understand why it's so unpopular on this site. It's so cute and so canon, much more canon than the icky Finn/Marceline. Believe it or not, I'm actually pretty okay with Finn/Flame Princess as well.
Eli/Robin from Don't Trust the B. Two endearingly creepy perverts finding solace in each others' crazy. Again, no regrets.
Kevin/Rolf. Rolf/Nazz. Kevin/Nazz. I never thought I would have one, but Kevin/Rolf/Nazz is officially my OT3. NO. FUCKING. REGRETS.
Mary/Mr. Yang from Psych. Same reasoning as the Eli/Robin pairing, except this has the added benefit of angsty angst because he dies and she has major daddy issues! Also, this is only if Yang actually never killed anyone because if she were a real murderer, she wouldn't deserve Mary, plain and simple.
And now for something entirely different- Pairings I Don't Like!
Penny/Sheldon is my number one pet peeve about this website. Seriously.
Synlet. Hold on one second. (Runs to the bathroom, where she pukes for fifteen minutes.) Sorry about that. But seriously? Most disgusting and wrong thing I have ever heard.
Lewis/Wilbur, also known as timecest. Gag.
Regal Cricket/Wicked Cricket/whatever. I don't like it. I hate Regina and I love Archie and I hate that because he takes the high road and tries to see the good in the sucky lady, he has to be in love with her. I will cheer when my babycakes Archie gets a love interest, no matter who she (or he, no judgement) is. Unless it's Regina.
Really, any pairing that deviates from what I have listed under Hetalia pairings. Really, when I was introduced to the fandom, I was shocked to see how many different pairings there were out there. While I enjoy being in a fandom that won't flame you if you do anything different from that one pairing (ahem, Sisters Grimm and anything not Puckabrina), Hetalia annoys me in the opposite way: if USUK and RoChu are so popular, how come I still have to look through hoards of the four characters in question paired with others? Also, why do people write slash with Austria? He's established as a straight guy, and while I'm okay with the overall gayness of the show, it's nice to have that one straight couple. My best friend is writing an AusCan fic. I have yet to tell her that I disapprove.
Kevedd. Look, I get why some people might like it. But why is every other EEnE fic about them? It's not that great a pairing. Jeez.
Oneshots (read: FINISHED with only one chapter)
Miserable Until Tonight (Full House)
Oh Woe, H2O (Finding Nemo)
To Sue a Sailor (Sisters Grimm)
The Lost Sideburn (Full House)
W is For Wolowitz (Big Bang Theory/NERDS crossover)
I Can See You (Hetalia)
Note to Self (Lost)
Bill (Saturday Night Live)
Cake Crumbs (Once Upon A Time)
Mythos di Hospitale (Once Upon A Time)
A Letter from Frederick (OUAT/Young Frankenstein crossover)
Never Leave (Ed, Edd, n Eddy)
Between Us And The Pigs (Ed, Edd, n Eddy)
Who Do You Choose? (Ed, Edd, n Eddy)
The Sheriff's Carriage (Once Upon A Time)
Longer Stories: Unfinished/In Progress
Even More Sideways Stories from Wayside School (Wayside School)
From Sister to Sister to Flik (A Bug's Life)
Happy Tree Estates (Happy Tree Friends)
Flower Garden Girl (Once Upon A Time)
Second Chances (Ed, Edd, n Eddy)
Rolf Does Not Love You, Nazz-Girl (Ed, Edd, n Eddy)
Making Yang (Psych)
Longer Stories: Complete
Calm Down (NERDS)
Do You Remember That One Time In Fifth Grade? (NERDS)
My Blood Is The Blood Of Many (Hetalia)
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