Author has written 2 stories for Misc. Books, and Twilight.
Single or taken: Single
Birthday: 3 weeks before Christmas, 4 years before Leo DiC starred opposite Kate W in 'Titanic'.
Hair colour: Brown
Eye colour: Bluey-Greeny Grey with Brown bits around my pupils
Height: 5' 6/7'' (I think I've shrunk either that or I don't know how to use a tape mesure)
Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: Straight
Where is your favourite place to shop for clothes?: Where the clothes are comfy. I'm a simple girl.
Favourite designer?: I don't really know any.
What is your sexiest outfit?: Black leggings, long sweater top, black converses.
What is your most comfortable outfit?: PJ's.
What do you usually wear?: [See above]
--WHAT ABOUT --
What kind of shampoo do you use?: Er, I can't remember the name. It's one of those well-known international french-name ones.
What are you listening to right now: Sucker Punch Soundtrack
Who is the last person that called you?: Océane
How many buddies are online right now?: None, I guess. It's like 5:30AM.
Food: Ham Sandwich, Lasagna, Pasta, Rice, Tomato & Motzarella Soup, Peking Duck...
Girls names: Jessabel, Lucile...
Boy’s names: Ezra, Benjamin...
Subjects in school: History, Geography,German, European Section (History/Geography in German) and French.
Animals: Dogs, Pigs, Monkeys and baby animals...
--HAVE YOU EVER—
Given anyone a bath?: Does my dog count?
Smoked?: For a week, I don't see the appeal.
Bungee jumped?: No
Made yourself throw up?: No
Skinny dipped?: Yes
Ever been in love?: I'm too young to give an educated opinion on the matter. One question : Can you define "love"?
Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: Loads of times.
Pictured your crush naked?: I never stop seeing naked people. It's a curse. xD
Actually seen your crush naked?: Depends which one, I've had a few crushes, and seen quite a few of them naked. "I'm so sorry about your towel, it just sort of got caught on my fingers." :P
Cried when someone died?: I cried when Steve Irwin died, that's one less smile on earth.
Lied: When I was born, I told the doctor I was Jesus' twin sister. He didn't believe me. I blame it on my late delivery.
Fallen for your best friend?: I'm still in-love with my bestfriend from when I was a child, my therapist thinks I'm dwelling on the past...
Rejected someone?: I reject a lot of asian people on MSN and Facebook. I didn't even know where Asia was until like a year ago. Why do they keep adding people they don't know.
Used someone?: Once or twice, but they used me right back.
Done something you regret?: I regret most of the things I've ever done in my life, all because I can't keep my trap shut.
Clothes: What do I put here? Yes, clothes are useful.
Music: I like Soul, Jazz, Smile-Songs (i.e. the Kooks "Shine on, shine on *pause* yeah, won't you shine, shine on..."), Classical, Modern Music, the 60's and at the moment a lot of Disco (especially Earth, Wind & Fire).
Smell: I love the smell of petrol.
Desktop picture: Fanmade Cole Turner Wallpaper, I love him.
CD in player: Panic! At the Disco - A Fever You Can't Sweat Out. I haven't stopped listening to it since it was released. One of my favourite CD's ever!
DVD in player: Fantastic Four
You touched: Rosie. I count her as a person...
You hugged: Rosie.
You IMed: Aurélie.
You yelled at: My dad, he's a pillock.
You kissed: Mi mama, =)
Hard working: I can be.
Organized: Outside my own personal space: Yes. Inside: Hmm... no.
Bored easily: Yes
--WHO DO YOU WANT TO--
Kill: No-one at the moment.
Slap?: [See above.]
Get really wasted with?: I don't drink. But if I did, someone I trust.
Get high with: I don't do drugs. *sighs* But if I did, someone I trust.
Talk to offline: My brother, I miss him.
Talk to online: [See above]
Sex it up with: Jackson Rathbone, Julian McMahon - I know he's more than double my age plus some, but I love him, :P
In the morning I: Sleep/Snore.
Love is: a tale of Keys. I'm pretty sure that's the name of an Anime porno. xD
I dream about: Memory loss - in a positive way, forgetting all the bad memories - and living life like a normal person. I take social insecurity to a whole new level.
Sexual preference: With a guy.
What do you notice first in the opposite sex you're into: Depends what stands out first. Like the first time I met this guy called Jaz, his eyes were bloodshot because we had animals and he's allergic to animal fur. Which I kind of liked about him, it made him look more real. He was going through his green hair stage, it was just after he cut his dreads, it was sort of like Edward's in style. Plus my favourite colour is green. And his smile, it's kind of crooked, in a... meet the parents, brighten your day, make your heart skip a few beats kind of way. And he's a lead singer, plays piano, the trombone, harmonic - along with other instruments, and he's musical theatre performer. So he just has this aura around him that oozes happiness, confidence and talent.
--WHICH IS BETTER--
Coke or Pepsi: Hmm, depends. Sometimes I want Pepsi, sometimes I want Coke.
Flowers or candy: Darn it, both. Edible flowers!
Tall or short: Tall.
Makes you laugh the most: My brother
Makes you smile: My Rosie
Gives you a funny feeling when you see him/her: No-one at the moment. Does Julian count even if I've never seen him face-to-face?
--DO YOU EVER--
Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to IM you?: Not at the moment.
Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: Whenever I mentruate, can't see my feet, need new shoes, have to shave my legs, etc... and need to pee during a car journey.
Wish you were younger: I do wish I was around 6 or 7, that's around the age you are aware of amazing things in the world. But adults pretect you from all the bad stuff.
Cry because someone said something to you?: I'm always crying.
Of times I've had my heart broken: I don't know what love is, so I can't answer.
Of hearts I have broken: Not many, I'm not that influencual.
Of guys I've kissed: I really don't know.
Of girls I've kissed: One. My best friend. I love her. I miss her.
Of CD's I own: That's like asking how many stars are in the sky. You know there's loads, and you're too lazy to count them all.
Of scars on my body: Millions, bugs love to bite me. And I only learn how to ride a bike a couple of years ago, when I fell, I fell hard.
--THE "RIGHT NOW" QUIZ--
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. Quote it. Now !
Well I’ve mesured the nearest book on my left and on my right and they are actually exactly the same distance away, xD
The Outsider (Camus) – « …wearing pin-striped trousers. He picked up the telephone… »
Discourse on Colonialism (Césaire) – « whole.” This means everything, every history, every future, every… »
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What's there ?
A box of tissues
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV ?
A recording of QI
4. Without looking, guess what time it is.
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time ?
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear ?
Crickets, dogs barking, fridge downstairs, trees rustling in the summer breeze, soft sound of lorries and cars on the motorway about a mile away, dogs moving around in the kitchen and Another Way To Die by Alicia Keys & Jack White
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing ?
About 2 hours ago, I was dancing and singing (well shouting) along to Alex Clare’s song, Too Close.
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at ?
I was reading the latest updates of the fanfiction stories; I’m currently reading (13 from just today).
9. What are you wearing ?
Grey leggings and my mum’s nightie
10. Did you dream last night ?
11. When did you last laugh ?
About 2 hours and 10 minutes ago, when I was watching QI
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in ?
Large stones and white filler stuff
13. Seen anything weird lately ?
I’ve seen my 7-month-old neice scare my dog by sneezing : that was pretty weird, and funny.
14. What do you think of this quiz ?
It’s OK, I’m getting kinda bored now, but I feel compelled to finish it, strange…
15. What is the last film you saw ?
L’affaire Dreyfus, it’s a film my history teacher got us to watch in class. It’s pretty good, but I think it’s only available in french so if you can’t understand french, you probably won’t enjoy the film.
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy ?
A good quality vibrator
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.
I’ve never met or talked to anyone that I haven’t lied to. I guess I’m a compulsive liar, and have been since I was 5. Wow, 13 years experience in lying : I’d make a brilliant politician.
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do ?
I’d make the punishment for sexual crimes and crimes against children be the death penalty.
19. Do you like to dance ?
I love dancing, =)
… is probably one of the best Presidents, America has had, but I think he’s a pretty normal guy in general.
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her ?
Sati (From one of my favourite books by my favourite author : Christopher Pike)
23. Would you ever consider living abroad ?
I’m British and I live in France, it honestly kind of sucks. But I would like to move again. I’ll probably move back to England, after I finish my Baccalaureat next year, but I’d quite like to live in Germany, Canada and America (like in New York, Texas, Chicago, Seattle or Alaska – I know some of those are States and some are cities…)
24. What do you want to say to God when you reach the pearly gates ?
Seriously, how the heck do you even exist? You make no sense atall. I'm just saying… By the way, France sucks : you did a job on that one, -_-
24 Things I owe to my Mother
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you two are going to kill each other, at least do it outside. I just finished cleaning!"
2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week."
3. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you aren't coming to the store with me!"
5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident.
6. My mother taught IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."
7. My mother taught me about THE SCIENCE OF OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"
8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck!"
9. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
10. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"Your room looks like a tornado went through there!"
11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I've told you once, I've told you a million times, don't exaggerate!"
12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out of it too!"
13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
14. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children around the world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"
15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home!"
16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You're going to get it when we get home!"
17. My mother taught me about MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they're going to freeze that way!"
18. My mother taught me about ESP.
"Put your sweater on! Don't you think I know when you're cold?"
19. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When the lawnmower cuts off you toes, don't come crying to me!"
20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
21. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
22. My mother taught me about MY ROOTS.
"Shut that door! Do you think you were raised in a barn?"
23. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you're my age, you'll understand."
24. My mother taught me JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"
I HATE STEREOTYPES
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLOURS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART and am a GUY, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS and am a GIRL, so I MUST be into them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS and am a GUY, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and tha'ts how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have a black friend so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a CHINESE ANCESTRY, so I MUST eat dog.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN or HENTAI so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a WOMAN, so I MUST love shopping.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm not WHITE, so I MUST have been born abroad.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so it MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I USE and CHAT ON MSN, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I'm NOT good at SPORTS so I MUST be fat and lazy.
I like GAMES so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
Copy and paste this onto YOUR profile, if you hate stereotypes and they really bug you! Then bold/highlight the statements, that apply to you.
None of my stories are beta'd because I'm kind of too shy to ask anyone to be my beta. So if you would like to be my beta, just send me a message. You probably won't have much work from me, anyway.
I do not own the Twilight Saga or any of the characters. Nor do I own Charmed or the characters featured in the series.
Unfortunately, I kind of own the little drabble I did in French, but I don't mind someone stealing it. Well, I'd prefer it if you asked before stealing it, :S :P You know, just out of common curtesy.