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Joined 07-23-09, id: 2019782, Profile Updated: 02-10-10
Author has written 37 stories for Maximum Ride, and Stargate: SG-1.

hey, i love fanfic from many different stories and shows. mostly harry potter, maximum ride and stargate sg1. i love romance fanfiction because well, who doesnt?!

Ships i love:

Harry Potter:

Lily/James

Remus/Tonks

Harry/Ginny

Ron/Hermoine

Draco/Hermione

Maximum Ride:

Max/Fang

Iggy/Ella

Stargate SG1:

Sam/Jack

Daniel/Janet

Daniel/Vala

Leverage:

Nate/Sophie

Parker/Hardison

Ships that should sink:

any and all slash

Harry Potter:

Harry/Hermione

Anyone other than James/Lily (they are made for eachother)

Maximum Ride:

Iggy/Nudge (its just weird shudders)

Stargate SG-1:

Sam/Pete (Pete can go die a horrible painful death while i watch with a smile...)

Daniel/Sam (BEST FRIENDS NOT LOVERS... its just weird...)

Leverage:

Parker/Elliot (GAG)


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Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various

experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was

a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe

from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway

down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking

for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was

walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day,

she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling

overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help

this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police

asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man

she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man

one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she

wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you

know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God? Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly believe in God...


Okay, maybe its just me but could someone PLEASE explain why when a story says COMPLETE everyone thinks it's a good idea to add it to story alert? any one understand that? really, no one? what a shock.


A friend will give you a cookie, but a best friend will share the whole damn box.
— Unknown Wise Person

A friend is someone you tell your stories to, a best friend was in all those stories.
— Author Unknown (STORY TIME... princessrainbowflower that was for you)

When somebody hurts your feelings, ordinary friends say, "Are you Ok?" Best friends say, "I'll kill the bastard!"
— Unknown Wise Person

A friend is someone who you will help you move, a best friend will help you move a dead body.
— Unknown Wise Person

Friends try to keep you from being a psychopath; best friends share the same retardation.
— Unknown Wise Person

A loyal best friend is someone who sticks up for you even when you're not there.
— Unknown Wise Person

Best friends are the siblings God chose not to give us.
— Author Unknown

A best friend in kindergarten is the one who sat next to you and let you have the pretty red crayon, when only the ugly black one was left.
— Author Unknown

Best friends are God's way of apologizing to us for our families.
— Author Unknown

my friend princessrainbowflower (don't ask about the name...) is an awesome writer. check her out =)

“Love is like Pi… natural, irrational and very important” ~Lisa Hoffman

"You like someone because, you love someone although" ~Unknown

now here are some funny quotes i have discovered in my time on this planet.

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. -Whitney Brown

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. - Albert Einstein

"I grew up in Brooklyn, New York. Whenever you go to Brooklyn you should bring your camera, because you will see things there that you will never see again... starting with your camera."~some motivational speaker guy who showed up at my school.

and because i couldn't help it... some stargate sg1 quotes.

Her'ak: No matter what you have endured, you have never experienced the likes of what Anubis is capable of.
O'Neill: You ended that sentence with a preposition. Bastard.

General Hammond: You ever think of writing a book about your military exploits?
O'Neill: I've thought about it. But then I'd have to shoot anybody that actually read it. pause That's a joke, sir.

Teal'c: "If I had killed you then, I would not be here now."
O'Neill: "Neither would I."

Daniel: This tastes like chicken.
Carter: So what's wrong with it?
Daniel: It's macaroni and cheese.

Daniel: Are you crazy? It's a paradise.
O'Neill: Yeah, sure, have an apple. What could happen?

Daniel: Hathor was the Egyptian goddess of fertility, inebriety, and music.
O'Neill: Sex, drugs, and rock and roll?

O'Neill: "I serve at Stargate Command under a General Hammond."
Bra'tac: "So this Hammond is a...?"
O'Neill: "Just a man. A very good, a very...bald...man from Texas."

Daniel: "Ah, this, this is a long story."
Carter: "Yeah, I'll bet."
O'Neill: "Tell us about it over sushi."
Daniel: "That's funny. I will, after I go get some sleep."
O'Neill: "Ah, home. Yeah, about that apartment."
Daniel: "Oh, you didn't!"
Carter: "The day after the memorial service."
Daniel: "Memorial service?"
Carter: "Colonel said some really nice things."
Daniel: "He did." (long pause) "He did?"

O'Neill: "Hey, Reigar? You know that 'we come in peace' business? Bite me."

O'Neill to another airman: It's a "Blast Door".
Got to have the air quotes in it.

O'Neill, upon learning that Apophis is still alive and attacked Chu'lac: "Son of a bitch!"
Teal'c: "Apophis must have transported off of Sokar's ship before it exploded."
O'Neill: "Well somebody's got to teach that guy how to die."

Urgo: Wait! I can be dull! Want me to be dull? What a nice shade of gray. How about some white bread with mayonnaise? Wanna watch golf on television?
O'Neill: Will you flip that switch?!

O'Neill about the Asgard: Usually they ask nicely before they ignore us and do what they damn well please.

Daniel: What's this?
Carter: This is ethylpropyl...
Daniel: Which is?
Carter: Nerve gas.
Daniel: Okay. Putting that back.

O'Neill: Now is the time for me to say something profound... okay nothing comes to mind. Lets do this!

Villager: I should warn you. No one has ever returned from the quest alive. If you value your lives, you would do well to reconsider.
Mitchell: We appreciate that, but that is quitter talk.

Osrick: This is it! The cave entrance. The Sangraal is located within.
Mitchell: It's too bad you won't be coming with us.
Ba'al: I thought I made it clear: you need me.
Mitchell: I wasn't talking to you.
Ba'al: Oh. Well, ah, allow me to get out of your line of fire.

... blah blah blah...


About my stories...

I like to think they're goodish but thats up to you really. I like to write fluffy stuff though sometimes I get serious, and um... yeah. haha I realized that I absolutely cannot write songfics though i can be inspired by a song. so Im sorry for all the people who wasted their time with a songfic I wrote. =)

If you want summeries than look at each individual story.

I absolutely love reviews. they make me happy inside which leaves my friends a lot more sane. so they will thank you if you review

thanks for reading.

please enjoy my stories!

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What He Likes by solojones reviews
6 months post-Reichenbach, Sherlock approaches Irene with an unusual job offer: he wants to shoot up, and he needs someone to mind him. But can she remain detached whilst Sherlock spirals deeper and deeper into his addiction? A dark and frank character and relationship study. M for pervasive drug use, some language, and sexual content. Adlock. Followed by The Way the Heavens Go.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 69,145 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 4/15/2013 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Sherlock H., Irene A. - Complete
Little Moments by myeveryday reviews
A series of missing moments throughout the ten seasons of Stargate SG-1.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 100 - Words: 74,359 - Reviews: 828 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 8/10/2009 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
The Magic of Deduction by TheShoelessOne reviews
John Watson spends seven years at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, where he meets the boy who will become the greatest man he'll ever know. Eventual John/Sherlock.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 65,395 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 2,129 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 1/27/2011 - John W. - Complete
The Ways Daniel Found Out by Vattenmelon reviews
The ways Daniel found out about Sam and Jack.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 8,591 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 10/1/2008 - D. Jackson - Complete
Campfire Stories, Season Three by polrobin reviews
A series of post- or mid-ep stories set in season 3 following the growth of the relationship between Sam and Jack. Some are missing scenes, some are episode tags. Marked "complete" because each chapter can stand alone. Feedback always answered.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 78,648 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 6/7/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
The Teachers' Notebook by alittleinsane963 reviews
Inside this story you will find the chronicles of the 7 years of torture the staff of Hogwarts had to endure, from their point of view, due to 4 boys. That's right. None other than James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, and Peter Pettigrew.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 107 - Words: 130,006 - Reviews: 2667 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Minerva M., Remus L. - Complete
Happily Ever After by princessrainbowflower reviews
Ron and Hermione are going to die, surrounded by fire in the room or requirement. how could I have so stupidly named this fanfic?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Tickle Torture by princessrainbowflower reviews
It's St. Patrick's Day. and these two are supposed to be together. so i'm gonna make it happen. Its fun! read it! and rate it! and review it! and then I'll write more chapters!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Iggy, Ella
Conversations by Telaka M reviews
Sitting in a familiar bar Sam ponders what certain relationships have come to, before a visit from an old friend sets things askew.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,690 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/30/2009 - S. Carter - Complete
Just Like Breathing by Mrs. Pollifax reviews
Sam/Jack. The only explanation was oxygen deprivation. This was a small room. They must have used it all up, gotten giddy, and proceeded to abandon all common sense.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/29/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Bedroom Behavior by MissAnnThropic reviews
A drunk Sam Carter and Janet Fraiser discuss the hypothetical bedroom behavior of Jack O'Neill and Daniel Jackson.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,090 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/29/2009 - S. Carter, J. Fraiser - Complete
Promises to Keep by Jaz22 reviews
Season 8 – Episode Tag for 'Lockdown'; Daniel helps Jack deal with the guilt for his actions .
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,501 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/3/2009 - J. O'Neill, D. Jackson - Complete
First Date by Mandarax reviews
Daniel is the biggest gossip around.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/19/2009 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Tired by JAJJAJ reviews
Daniel is very, very tired
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,882 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/18/2009 - D. Jackson, J. O'Neill - Complete
Wasted Dates by spacegypsy1 reviews
A fluffy Daniel and Vala one shot.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2009 - D. Jackson, Vala - Complete
Daniel's Game by Mandarax reviews
Daniel discovers a secret and he's going to make Sam pay for it.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,413 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
They Took His Life by princessrainbowflower reviews
The eerie silence was like putting salt on an open wound. No one wanted to be the one to break the silence. My world had cracked in half. There would be no healing her soul. Rated T for death
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Knowing by Soleya reviews
Episode tag for Meridian - why do we always wait?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Need to Know by exduck reviews
Sam needs to know
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/9/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Choice by E.A. Cooper reviews
Right now, in this moment, she wishes she was Kara. Coda to 2x06, "The Top Hat Job". Parker/Hardison. Oneshot.
Leverage - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Alec H., Parker - Complete
The Drawer by NothingProfound reviews
While cleaning out his old desk, newly promoted General Jack O'Neill considers resigning. SamJack, SamPete
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,473 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 7/28/2005 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Breakaway by princessrainbowflower reviews
my first songfic. iggy's background, and the break out. to Kelly Clarkson's Breakaway.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/21/2009
Laying Odds by Eryndil reviews
The staff of the SGC are having a little wager about Daniel and Vala. A humorous one-shot with a mild adult theme.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2009 - D. Jackson, Vala - Complete
Just One Night by Regularamanda reviews
They promised themselves just one night...but attraction isn't all that they feel for each other. It's never that simple. Sam and Jack. A bit AU. Complete.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,173 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Sam's Secret Lover by pick1frcryingoutloud reviews
Sam has a secret lover and everyone wants to know who it is.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,587 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/12/2009 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Dreams by Dreamweaver67 reviews
Jack's found the perfect ring; now to find the perfect time to propose. Will a diplomatic mission provide it or will an alien device separate Jack and Sam for good? All the usual disclaimers apply. Rated T for implied grown up behavior.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,743 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2009 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Chronicles of Tonks and Remus by Chocolate Chip Cookie and Milk reviews
The year that they were together was precious. Here's a glimpse of the hell and heaven they went through
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,680 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
I Will Not Giggle by BettyHall223 reviews
Sam has a case of the giggles.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/19/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
You are my sunshine by princessrainbowflower reviews
Tonks gives birth to Teddy. this was my dream last night
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2009 - N. Tonks, Remus L.
Shaving by serenelystrange reviews
Parker interrupts Hardison's shaving. What, Fluff? Me? Noooo. Ok, yes. Age of the Geek requested more fluff, so who am I to say no, lol? Hope you guys like, please review.
Leverage - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Parker, Alec H. - Complete
The Plan by SkyeRose reviews
SG-1 plays Truth or Dare! Much fun ensues! Nuff said! Daniel plays evil matchmaker with Teal'c as evil assistant. Sam/Jack! Dan/Jan! Just a fun, fluffy TWOSHOT.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,457 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 8/30/2008 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
The Completely Manly Journal of James Potter by opungo reviews
Mum bought this stupid thing for me. Something about 'writing down my school experiences'. She basically bought me a diary! Wait, no. This is a JOURNAL. The completely manly journal of James Potter. Set in Marauder's seventh year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 96,690 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 5/28/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Colour by instinctualx reviews
There was a smear of lipstick on his collar and Daniel wondered how it got there. JackSam.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/25/2007 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Who's The Blonde Stranger? by jackwabbit reviews
A Night At Jack’s House Leads To An Interesting Discovery. Set Several Weeks After Heroes. Spoilers for Heroes. Team, JS, Angst, Fluff, POV, Slice of Life.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2007 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
A bored day by SammieAtHome reviews
...at a higher plane of existence Daniel's POV S6
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2007 - D. Jackson - Complete
In Light of the Truth by NothingProfound reviews
Off world, Jack drinks something at a local celebration that causes him to tell the truth whether he wants to or not. One shot. SamJack
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,179 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/8/2005 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
After Midnight by MegTDJ reviews
A late night conversation. DanJan
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/12/2004 - J. Fraiser, D. Jackson
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Misunderstanding reviews
When Jack over hears something he shouldn't of, he misunderstands and that can lead to all sorts of problems.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,221 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 10/4/2009 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Always and Forever reviews
Sam reflects on a promise Jack once made her.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2010 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Savior reviews
He hated the fear in her voice, the fear that said in so little words that there might be a day when he wouldn't come back to her. My first Cam/Carolyn.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/17/2010 - C. Mitchell - Complete
Thief reviews
She said she was done stealing, but once a thief always a thief. D/V ness.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/14/2010 - D. Jackson, Vala - Complete
Moments Between Sleep reviews
It's funny what people will say when they think that no ones listening.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 12/19/2009 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Habits reviews
He didn't know how it started. He didn't know how this had become a habit. When sneaking out of her room in the morning had become natural. But he realized something... D/V.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,076 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/30/2010 - D. Jackson, Vala - Complete
Two Out of Three reviews
So I figure," she said with a mischevious smile, "Two outta three ain't bad." D/V
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2010 - D. Jackson, Vala - Complete
Saying Goodbye reviews
This is my version of how Cassie found out what happened during Heroes Pt. 2. Daniel/Janet in flashbacks later chapters . For my Aunt, R.I.P. I love you.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,077 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Cassandra F., D. Jackson
Marks reviews
Every now and then, the things we do leave behind... marks. Like the ones on Daniel Jackson for instance and this time... someone's gonna notice. Daniel/Vala.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/1/2010 - D. Jackson, Vala - Complete
Cold reviews
Ever since they came back, he was cold, achingly cold. But maybe, with a little help from a friend, he can be better again.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/30/2009 - J. O'Neill, Cassandra F. - Complete
A Lucky Man reviews
Daniel's a lucky man, at least according to the jealous men he was just talking too. Daniel/Vala. A little Jack/Sam in the background.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/28/2009 - D. Jackson, Vala - Complete
Secrets reviews
After all, some secrets are best kept... secret. Max/Fang or Fax or Mang or whatever other name they go by these days...
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Hidden Talents reviews
Everyone has hidden talents, some are just more... fun than others ; Sam/Jack fic. HAPPY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2009 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
What's in a Name? reviews
Jack," she mumbled. "Excuse me?" Tag to Grace. A little fic. just for fun.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/18/2009 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Invincible reviews
He was being hurt by the only person who could ever truly hurt him. Tag to Chimera.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/18/2009 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
A Choice reviews
Trying on wedding dresses just got that much harder. J/S Slightly AU, Sam didn't give Pete the ring back just yet.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,545 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/13/2009 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
A Memory on Replay reviews
When they unknowingly go too far, can they go back to the way things were before? Memories can be a haunting thing. Tag to Beneath the Surface. J/S
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/10/2009 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
Surveillance reviews
Reviewing the tapes gets interesting. Tag to Promethius Unbound.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2009 - D. Jackson, Vala - Complete
More Like Him reviews
Sam watches as he gets more like him everyday.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2009 - J. O'Neill, D. Jackson - Complete
Catching You reviews
Fang's always going to be there to catch her when she falls. ONESHOT
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Whipped reviews
NOT SEXUAL Jack O'Neill is whipped, gone, head-over-heels in love with a girl. With this girl. Double Drabble. Enjoy XD
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2009 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Scenes from an SGC Love Story reviews
Fluff alert A series of unrelated vignettes into the love lives of SGC members. It's mostly going to be Jack/Sam but I'm also going to include Daniel/Janet and Daniel/Vala and anything else I think of.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,338 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 10/18/2009 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Sleeping Arrangements reviews
Fang's not sure what to think about these sleeping arragements. FAX or MANG or whatever it is... ONESHOT
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
All The Right Notes reviews
Another Ipod challenge done by moi. Daniel and Vala. Please R & R.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/6/2009 - D. Jackson, Vala - Complete
8, 3 and 1 reviews
Daniel has something to say to Vala.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/3/2009 - D. Jackson, Vala - Complete
Urgo reviews
Urgo asks a question that Sam and Jack aren't sure what to do about. Short cute oneshot.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/28/2009 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Masquerade reviews
Iggy put his forehead against hers, "So mystery girl, you still not gonna tell me your name?" He hadn't cared much about this before but now something had changed. They had hardly spoken but there was something about this girl.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,419 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Iggy, Ella - Complete
Of Songs Sung and Love Stories reviews
Ipod Challenge for Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Songs to Remember reviews
Ipod challenge, Sam and Jack.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
On the Corner reviews
An old couple on the corner and talk of cake.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/21/2009 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Gazzy's Fault reviews
What happens when Iggy and Ella are trapped in a closet together, and it's all Gazzy's fault.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Iggy, Ella - Complete
Love Bug reviews
When a "love bug" bites Jack and Daniel the two become infected and can't keep their hands off the girls they love. Jack/Sam and Daniel/Janet
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,576 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 9/13/2009 - D. Jackson, J. Fraiser - Complete
Cassie's Wedding reviews
It's Cassie's wedding day and she decides to play match maker. S/J D/V, rated T for later chapters
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,387 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 9/9/2009 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
All That Matters reviews
Jack gets some news he doesn't like and goes to talk to Sam about it. He just can't let her go without her knowing about what truly matters. ONESHOT
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/7/2009 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Elevator Secrets reviews
Jack and Sam get stuck together in a broken down elevator. blah blah blah, please read albeit the horrible summary. ONESHOT
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/22/2009 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Campouts and feelings reviews
Max is trying to work out her feelings for Fang while at a campout with the flock and Anne. Obviously takes place during Schools Out Forever. Really short Oneshot. Please read and enjoy! Rated teen for safety, nothing really bad. Reviews are happiness
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Of Nightmares and Promises reviews
Just after The Angel Experiment...Max has nightmares and Fang is there for her. I suck at summaries. Please read XD ONESHOT
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete