I'll try being nicer if you try being smarter.
If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing.
Overkill is underrated.
Who died and made you Wolf? (Have to read Alex Rider to get it.)
Where negotiation and diplomacy fail, high explosives substitute nicely. (Albert Einstein said this, believe it or not.)
Nothing is illegal until you get caught.
Ben and Jerry - the only two men who understand women.
Sometimes life's hell. But, hey, whatever gets the marshmallows toasty.
Too many people miss the silver lining because they're expecting gold.
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely when all other options are exhausted.
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car.
Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
How do soldiers killing each other solve the world's problems?
They say guns don't kill people. People kill people. Well, I say guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled "Bang!", I don't think you'd kill many people.
It takes 42 muscles to frown and 28 muscles to smile, but it only takes 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone.
If cats could talk, they wouldn't.
Cats and women do what they please. Men and dogs should get used to the idea.
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through the snow.
Oh, I offended you with my opinion? You should hear the ones I keep to myself.
You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something once in your life.
I can only please one person a day. Today isn't your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good, either.
The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.
Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
Good judgement comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgement.
War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
History is written by the victor. History is filled with liars. If he lives, and we dies, his truth becomds written - and ours is lost… Because all you need to change the world is one good lie and a river of blood… His truth will be the truth. But only if he lives, and we die.
History records what is observed, and only what is observed on the winnning side. History misses out on the thoughts of the defeated and the knowledge of the defeated. History records what the winners observe, not everything that truly happened.