I the Dreamer
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Joined 07-23-09, id: 2020431, Profile Updated: 04-14-10
Author has written 11 stories for Harry Potter, Ranger's Apprentice, Series Of Unfortunate Events, Twilight, Bible, and Star Wars.

Sup Sup ppl of Earth and Way Beyond!

Hey, It's me, Gwenivere O'Malley, which in fact IS my real name, go figure!

I live: in the Milky Way universe

My age: is btwn 0-1000, anywhere btwn those 2 is RIGHT.

I: encourage everyone to go wherever they're heart takes, and to go OVER THE TOP.

My statement/s to the universe? --

I do what floats my boat, pops my popcorn, ties my shoelace, and buckles my belt. You can't burst my bubble or shut me out 'cuz my light shines through in whatever I do. I'm living as a shining light for my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, and U CAN'T BLOW IT OUT! God bless ya'll in what you do. C(:

Surround yourself with positive messages. It's one way I've prevented being sucked into the lies of this negative world. ;)

I believe:

That everyone has special gifts from God, and that we need to honor and respect everyone equally.

That Jesus is my personal Lord and Savior and that He came and died on the cross to take away my sins.

That we all need to pick our friends wisely, but to not shun other people away just because they don't fit the status quo.

That we all need to realize the effects of what we say and do. We have no idea what is going to happen when we say something and its taken the wrong way. Please be careful of what you say and do, because the effects might end up costing more than one life, especially if you are being offensive or insulting.

That in whatever we do, God is there. All the time. Just call on His name. He's there

That homosexuality is wrong. 'nuff said.

That there is too much negativity in this world. Surround yourself with positive messages.


If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your face off.

If you have ever gotten so sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember what you were talking about in the first place, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, CAPTIYP

if you have ever laughed in a silent room because of something you heard yesterday CAPTIYP

if you have ever ran into a tree while running CAPTIYP

if you have ever ran into a door CAPTIYP

if you have ever asked a random obvious question CAPTIYP

if you want those stupid annoying voices in your head to just SHUT UP already CATIYP

if you are against abortion CAPTIYP

if someone has ever told you your wierd and you reply "what was your first clue" CAPTIYP

if you have ever tripped over air CAPTIYP

Even if you can't see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD CAPTIYP

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird isgood. If you're weird and proud of it, CAPTIYP

98 of teenage population does or had tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't CAPTIYP

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, CAPTIYP

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that, put it in your profile! (awesomeness, no?)

R U Gummi addicted! Worms, bears, fish, or any other form of sugary, sweet, chewy, candy all apply! If so, please paste this onto your profile and add you name! Cause we Gummi lovers have to stick together!-- Diana26.5, Chipmunklover, captain chipmunk, Gwinivere O'Malley


are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

lol, luv this clip I copied. Uber coolioness, ja?

I am God's child (John 1:12)
I am Christ's friend (John 15:15 )
I am united with the Lord (1 Cor. 6:17)
I am bought with a price (1 Cor 6:19-20)
I am a saint (set apart for God). (Eph. 1:1)
I am a personal witness of Christ. (Acts 1:8)
I am the salt & light of the earth (Matt 5:13-14)
I am a member of the body of Christ (1 Cor 12:27)
I am free forever from condemnation ( Rom. 8:1-2)
I am a citizen of Heaven. I am significant (Phil 3:20)
I am free from any charge against me (Rom. 8:31 -34)
I am a minister of reconciliation for God (2 Cor 5:17-21)
I have access to God through the Holy Spirit (Eph. 2:18)
I am seated with Christ in the heavenly realms (Eph. 2:6)
I cannot be separated from the love of God (Rom 8:35-39)
I am established, anointed, sealed by God (2 Cor 1:21-22)
I am assured all things work together for good (Rom. 8:28)
I have been chosen and appointed to bear fruit (John 15:16)
I may approach God with freedom and confidence (Eph. 3:12)
I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me (Phil. 4:13)
I am the branch of the true vine , a channel of His life (John 15:1-5)
I am God's temple (1 Cor. 3:16). I am complete in Christ (Col. 2:10)
I am hidden with Christ in God (Col. 3:3). I have been justified (Romans 5:1)
I am God's co-worker (1 Cor. 3:9; 2 Cor 6:1). I am God's workmanship (Eph. 2:10)
I am confident that the good works God has begun in me will be perfected. (Phil. 1:5)
I have been redeemed and forgiven (Col 1:14). I have been adopted as God's child (Eph 1:5)
I belong to God
Do you know
Who you are!?

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Dirty Little Secret by Echo1317 reviews
Just because she has his blood doesn't mean she has to be like him- right? Erin Riddle has a dirty little secret, and she can't help but think that it might just be the death of her, and the people she loves most. Draco/OC, further explanation inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 50 - Words: 137,674 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Draco M., Blaise Z., OC - Complete
Gorlan's Ranger by Fawnfire reviews
I can see now that if I had died that night I would have died without knowing what it means to be a Ranger, and this Kingdom would have lived on never knowing what it means to be Gorlan's Ranger.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,620 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 6/21/2010
Musings from the Shower by pixie blue reviews
Plot bunnies can - and will - strike at the oddest of times... Like when you're in the shower. Some hopefully humorous drabbles, each ranging 100-200 words, starring our favourite grim Ranger and his protégé, with appearances from the rest of the RA cast.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 26 - Words: 6,550 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Will, Halt
Will's Apprentice List by samfriz45 reviews
As an apprentice Will kept a notebook full of all the rules that an apprentice should live by. Full of humor and old jokes. First Ranger's Apprentice fanfic!
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 3,811 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 7/6/2009
Shaiya by xThexBlackxRosex reviews
Ok so basically, an old friend from the Wolf Clan comes to the Raven Clan in need. Renn becomes a little jelous of HER. What happens........? O.o Omg i love this story idea i hope you do too :P. The Second one is OUT! Its called Shaiya: The Journey In.
Chronicles of Ancient Darkness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,733 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Complete
Pranks by ninja-lover-of-the-round-table reviews
It is two years after Will graduated and became a ranger. It is time for the Gathering, and Will decides to play a few pranks on his old mentor, Halt. But will he get away with it? R&R! This is my first fanfic, hope you like it! :P
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Complete
Hope by The Predatory Wasp reviews
Uuuhh, just a random little poem like thing.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Complete
Coffee by Obi the Kid reviews
Halt and Will run out of coffee.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,906 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Complete
Halt vs Goat by Eryn Grace O'Malley reviews
"Halt wondered how he had sunk so low that a goat was his arch nemesis." Curious yet? Just a short little one shot.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Halt, Will - Complete
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The Dr Phyllis Show Episode 6 reviews
What would happen if we sat down Voldemort and Darth Vader? Are they really the two greatest villains the world has ever known? From the creator of Dr. Phyllis, join us once again in the show where everyone gets a laugh.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Darth Vader, Voldemort
Hero Chat
throwing the characters into a chatroom. brief, one shot, reviews are appreciated.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2011
Don't Get That Girl reviews
a coming of age tale about young Snape & Lily in their quest for adventure, interrupted by the likes of James Potter and his friends. Will Snape keep his best friend and first love, or will James Potter wipe out life as Snape knows it?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
The Truth best kept hidden reviews
Based in between books 1 & 2, this exciting adventure leads most of the cast of Ranger's Apprentice on an incredible journey throughout Araluen full of suspense and treachery. No one should know their future, right? R&R so that this may continue.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,533 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Halt, Will
IM reviews
Alright, so what if all of our favorite villains had a website where they constantly texted each other? A blog, perhaps. Interested yet? check out my other stories as well and get ready for a good read
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Voldemort
The Man, the Woman, and the snake reviews
God created a perfect world and put into it his own creations. Then Satan comes along and ruins it. What if that didn't have to happen?
Bible - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Complete
Song with Meaning reviews
A song that I sing everyday to myself, but what does it really stand for? What's it REALLY mean?
Bible - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Complete
The Dr Phyllis Show Episode 1 reviews
What if we took Harry Potter and Lord Voldemort and asked them to talk about their problems? Interested yet? Check it out. This is my first FF, so plz R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Dr Phyllis Show Episode 4 reviews
She's back again! Bella and Edward on a talk show? Will they reveal their dark secrets to the TV watchers or keep them to themselves? Review, plz, I'm counting on it to get me through!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Dr Phyllis Show Episode 3 reviews
Ok, so can Dr. Phyllis hold out for the Bauldelaires? And what if Count Olaf shows up? This is sure to be another bumpy adventure for the Bauldelaires, and one heck of a talk show for our Dr. Phyllis.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Violet B., Klaus B. - Complete
The Dr Phyllis Show Episode 2 reviews
Will and Halt on a talk show? Morgarath too? I don't think this will go well for our Dr. Phyllis.... TUNE IN TO CHECK IT OUT!
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Complete
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