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Joined 07-23-09, id: 2020638, Profile Updated: 04-12-12
Author has written 4 stories for Kim Possible, Warriors, Invader Zim, and NCIS.

Hello, there! My name's Sam, and I think there are a few things you should know about me:

I love Doctor Who, NCIS, Star Trek, and I'm considering starting in on Torchwood. (Total fangirl =>me)

I think I have a shipping problem, but oh well.

Me and my best friend are insane.

There are times when I want to annoy people just for the heck of it.

I am a Pepsi addict.

I like to ask really stupid, obvious questions.

I am obsessed with fanfiction.

I hate those irritating mosquitoes.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.

Every Rose should have a Doctor.

I often read three or more books at the same time.

I like to wear different shoes.

I'm way to young for it, but I like to listen to the Beatles.

I have a Weeping Angel Patronus. Only useful if the Dementors are looking the other way, though...


How many members of the U.S.S. Enterprise does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Seven. Scotty has to report to Captain Kirk that the light bulb in the Engineering Section is getting dim, at which point Kirk will send Bones to pronounce the bulb dead (although he'll immediately claim that he's a doctor, not an electrician).

Scotty, after checking around, realizes that they have no more new light bulbs, and complains that he "canna" see in the dark.

Kirk will make an emergency stop at the next uncharted planet, Alpha Regula IV, to procure a light bulb from the natives, who, are friendly, but seem to be hiding something.

Kirk, Spock, Bones, Yeoman Rand and two red shirt security officers beam down to the planet, where the two security officers are promply killed by the natives, and the rest of the landing party is captured.

As something begins to develop between the Captain and Yeoman Rand, Scotty, back in orbit, is attacked by a Klingon destroyer and must warp out of orbit. Although badly outgunned, he cripples the Klingon and races back to the planet in order to rescue Kirk et. al. who have just saved the natives' from an awful fate and, as a reward, been given all lightbulbs they can carry. The new bulb is then inserted and the Enterprise continues on its five year mission.

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Chips and Clichés by ABadPlanWellExecuted reviews
"'Time Lord Resistance Inhibitor,'" read Jack. "'Effects likely to last four to eight hours.'" Nine/Rose
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,610 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 66 - Published: 4/6/2012 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
There is Sweet Music Here by ABadPlanWellExecuted reviews
Nine hundred years of time and space, and he wanted a nineteen year old to come back and make it all better. A missing scene from right after "Dalek."
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/5/2012 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
The Girl in the Garden by WelcomeToLondon reviews
Amelia Pond, the girl who waits. And waits. And waits.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Amelia P./Amy - Complete
On The Still Path by tala-hiding reviews
Rose and the Doctor are stranded in Victorian England, taking the slow path while waiting for Jack to come back with the TARDIS. Currently T, will probably be bumped up to a M later on.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,183 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 6/21/2011 - 9th Doctor, Rose T.
Orpheus by Mistress Scribbles reviews
Sequel/Conclusion to the 'Rollercoaster' story arc. 5 years have passed since she lost Data. Guided only by a Sadistic Immortal's business card and the dreams of a pregnant Betazoid, Tasha seeks to rescue her lover from his own personal Hell.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,631 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 7/10/2010 - N. Yar, Data - Complete
Talking with Tasha by konarciq reviews
Following Ishara's deceit in "Legacy", Data suddenly finds himself acutely aware of Tasha's absence again. But Data wouldn't be Data if he didn't find a way to talk things over with her.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,866 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Data, N. Yar - Complete
Rollercoaster by Mistress Scribbles reviews
Fate conspired differently. Death passed Tasha by. Given the time to evolve, a relationship she'd dismissed as a one night stand became the most complicated love affair she'd know. Series of stories spanning the show & movies. D&Y, lots of sexual tension.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 198,016 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Data, N. Yar - Complete
The Prude and the Lewd by MissusPatches reviews
In which a bossy, independent mutant cyclops and an immoral, swindling alcoholic automaton learn to appreciate one other. 1sentence Challenge. Leeler.
Futurama - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,034 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Published: 2/5/2010 - T. Leela, Bender R. - Complete
MisQ by E. Wallace reviews
Q drops the senior staff into yet another costume scenario, but one crewmember - thanks to some inside information - decides to play along rather than play out the expected protestation. That one change sparks a chain of events even Q didn't anticipate.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,557 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 12/7/2009 - J. Picard, B. Crusher - Complete
TrueHeart by truephan reviews
After PP. Nothing can break Danny and Sam’s love for each other except when Penelope Spectra arranges for them to do it themselves. DxS, TxV, OCs
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 254,707 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Complete
The Eye of the Beholder by scimitarblue reviews
Data is assigned as First Officer to the USS Rorschach, a Nebula-Class ship tracking a dangerous anomaly on a direct course for Earth. Unknown to him, an old enemy is waiting in the wings, plotting revenge...but for whom?
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 111,156 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Data, N. Yar - Complete
Possession of a Heart by Christine Hart reviews
After Nemesis basically...I needed something after that saddening movie...
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,102 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Data - Complete
Window Shopping by HolliiiCruiser reviews
Rosie-Rose/John Smith. AU. John Smith’s secret to getting the girl is as simple as parading yourself in front of her window for hours on end. Who would’ve thought?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Rose T., J. Smith - Complete
Hands off the Blonde by Lumendea reviews
Rose has a brand new shirt to wear compliments of Jack. It just happens to come with the added bonus of throwing off the Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/30/2007 - [9th Doctor, Rose T.] Jack H. - Complete
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TrueHeart reviews
The cat crawled right in and sat perched on the bedpost on the left side, adjacent to me. I stared at him like I was crazy. I probably was. Then, he did the craziest thing of all: he spoke. "StarClan hears all prayers, and yours have been answered..."
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,339 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 9/27/2009
Song Shuffle reviews
A random series of Ficlets, inspired by my iPod. Each has individual genres, topics, ect. GAbby.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,343 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Abby S., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Defective reviews
Zim and Gaz are more alike that they care to admit. Who is Gir, really, and why is Zim a defect? ZAGR. CURRENTLY BEING RENOVATED
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Gaz, Zim
The Colors of Shego's Past reviews
Shego heard loud stomping and listened. They were coming towards her room, and desperate pleas of “No, don’t, she’s just a baby!” followed them. A man slammed open her door, swaying slightly, and spotted his daughter. "I'll kill you..."
Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Drakken, Shego - Complete