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Author has written 4 stories for Mortal Instruments, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Chumscrubber, and Angel.

I write stuff, as you can see, and I like things too. So, umm, here's some:
Stargate SG1

Stargate: Atlantis

I'm not up to Universe yet, but I'll get there.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Angel

Firefly

Doctor Who

My So Called Life

Burn Notice

Black Books

White Collar

Torchwood

The Big Bang Theory

How I Met Your Mother

Supernatural

Smallville (I'm trying to get back to watching it)

Castle

Bones

Dr Horrible's Sing A-Long Blog

Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief (Books too)

Stargate (The movie)

Stargate: The Arc Of Truth

Stargate: Continuum

Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (Comics too)

Wild Target

Buffy Season 8

Angel Season 6

30 Seconds to Mars

Paramore

Red

Flyleaf

Bif Naked

JET

Sparta

The Cranberries

Green Day

And a bunch of other stuff that I'm too lazy to write down.

A friend of mine (The Pretty Reckless) has written a fiction - please read, it's good (it's a mix of Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and Sky High), I sometimes help, and I'm writing a spin-off, once they finish the actual fiction. Also, review.

ked your backyard for advice.

Choose Your Favorite Characters from Movies/Books/Tv Shows etc. and do this!

1.Spike / 2. Daniel Jackson / 3. Colonel Jack O'Neill / 4. Xander Harris / 5. Percy Jackson / 6. Ronon Dex/ 7. Vala Mal Deran / 8. Jonas Quinn / 9. The Doctor / 10. Lt. Colonel John Sheppard/ 11. Drusila/ 12. Luke Castellan

1.Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic before?
No. But that would be...different.

2. Do you think four is hot? How hot?
Yeah. Better when he was younger.

3. What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant?
Umm...okay, that would be...odd...Jonas is older than Luke...odd. Oh, and the fact that they're both dudes.

4. Do you recall any fic about Nine?
Yep, one was a SG1 crossover. Very funny.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
No. Not really; Daniel's all "Let's be calm and not go around waving guns" and Ronon's all "Let's go all crazy and shoot them!"

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Eww. Neither. But it would be funny to see.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Well, she'd want to join, knowing Vala and then push Luke out, having Daniel all to herself.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Defending Earth from two galaxies; John Sheppard and Jack O'Neill; heads will roll.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Maybe, that would be odd, though.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Hostages.

11. What kind of plot would you use for Four to de-flower One?
eww. I don't think Xander could. I mean, Spike has been around for a bit longer. If you get what I mean.

12. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Probably not.

13. Does anyone on your friends list write Eleven?
Not to my knowledge.

14. Would anyone on your friend's list read Two/Four/Five?
Maybe. That would be a barrel of laughs though.

15. What might Ten scream at a moment of passion?
Umm, I don't really want to know, thanks anyway.

16. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Forever by Red.

17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Warning: Excessive and gory fight scenes.

18. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Okay, that's odd. That isn't it, though, it's: "You wanna go into space? I can take you in my Puddle Jumper, only I can drive it."

19. How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?
“Don't look Miss Edith.”

20. How Emo is Seven?
Not at all. She loves herself.

21. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Spike and Vala are in a happy relationship until the The Doctor runs off with Vala. Spike, brokenhearted, has a hot one night stand with Drusila and a brief unhappy affair with Luke Castellan, then follows the wise advice of Percy Jackson and finds true love with Jack O'Neill.

22. What title would you give this story?
Freaky Shit.

23. The end, by the way, I set you up on a date with Two!
Hehehehehehe.

(STOLE THE REST OF TEH QUESTIONS FROM PENMASTER51! LUFFLES TO HER!! )

24. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a fight? I'd feel bad. Vala knows how to fight, and Jonas is only a scientist.

25. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours? That would be awesome. I mean AWESOME!!!

26. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky? Ummm...okay, didn't know Jonas fancied the crazy chicks. I mean, there was that one Go'auld.

27. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever? I'd say: "Daniel, who's possessing you now?"

28. If you saw (9) and (3) in bed together, what would you do? Never would have thought it. Um...leave.

29. What would you say if you found out that (12) was a rapist? Well, having Kronos, the lord of the Titans, in your head does weird things to you.

30. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?
I'd check to see if he were becoming a Wraith again.

31. What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world? Both of those things have already happened in one way or another!

32. What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now? I'd thank him and then ask if he was okay.

33. (6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say? "Dude! You can't brush those dreds! You'll rake the brush!"

34. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think? I don't wanna go to school!!!

35. (2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do? Dru would talk about random crap and Daniel would try to teach us some alien language or mythology. I like it.

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Account manager by Blizdal reviews
His records are false. Wesley Allan Gibson was born four years ago, when he stopped living with his mother and started working as an account service representative. X-Men:First class/Wanted crossover
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Wanted - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Xavier, C. - Complete
Contraints Of Love by slekwati reviews
Sequel to 'Edging Back In'. Love runs it's course and things start to dry up - but when does love die? Spike/OC with Spike/ and mystery cannon relationship soon .
Angel - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 17,599 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Spike, Angel
Misery Loves Company by doesitsaycolonel reviews
Meeting of three minds. Well, more like an accidental collision of people with nothing better to do. Its actually three gens - not exactly canon for all. Bit of language but not much.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Being Human - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Spike, J. Mitchell
Spike VS Edward by Scarlet has Fantasy Issues reviews
Spike decides to have a chat with the newest addition to the vampire world and things don't go as planned for the sparkly ones...Don't read if you don't like Stephenie Meyer and Edward bashing...
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,243 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/5/2011 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Spike, Edward
Rough Rides and Cigarette Butts by slekwati reviews
A Hunter and a Vampire against the world? Who'd have thought it? Dean/Spike
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Spike, Dean W.
The Sun: Painful Love by DallasWinstonLove reviews
Sol is a human girl in the hands of the vampire couple Spike and Dru. Dru treating her as if she was her own child, Spike...hating her. Read and Review. Spike/OC rated M. Part 1 in "The Sun" Trilogy.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 53,220 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Spike, Drusilla - Complete
Perfect Vision is a Gift by QuellyAnne reviews
Billy is released from jail and living with the Daniels family. Ava isn't sure how she feels about Billy but being with him slowly changes her mind about her life. Can they help each other see the world differently? Billy X OC
Chumscrubber - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,084 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Complete
MadDog Theorems by slekwati reviews
How did Maddy become on of the gang in the first place? And when did the realtionship really start for Spike? One-shots, Pre S/OC.
Angel - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,847 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Spike, Angel - Complete
Edging Back In by slekwati reviews
What would you do to gain back trust? One girls trial at gaining back what she lost after being falsely accused. Spike/OC.
Angel - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 35,899 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Spike, Angel - Complete
A Hop, Skip, and a Puddle Jump Away by Melancholic Misanthrope reviews
Dean and Sam inadvertantly beam themselves aboard the Daedalus.
Crossover - Stargate: Atlantis & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,123 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 4/24/2009
Double Trouble by PeggsterLover reviews
Crossover SPN/TIH - Dean and Sam stop off for a sub at ‘Beach City Grill’ and things get interesting when they meet one Boaz Priestly. Please R&R
Crossover - Supernatural & Ten Inch Hero - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Complete
Dazed and Confused by AbydosGoddess reviews
An alleged Wraith attack in Boston, brings John Sheppard and his team back to Earth, with a feeling of dread in their stomach's. When John goes missing while they search for this Wraith, the blame goes to two strangers that keep getting in the way.
Crossover - Stargate: Atlantis & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,449 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 3/30/2009 - John S., Dean W.
Who's on First? by Weesta reviews
Sam walks into Luke's Diner and chaos ensues. Crack!fic
Crossover - Gilmore Girls & Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Dean F., Sam W. - Complete
Younger Son by Laura of Maychoria reviews
McKay told him not to go in that room, but John Sheppard is at least half cat, with the same curiosity problem. Meanwhile, there's something in Sammy Winchester's closet. Supernatural/Stargate Atlantis crossover.
Crossover - Stargate: Atlantis & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,149 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/10/2009 - John S., Sam W. - Complete
Perfect Vision by Tread Softly reviews
2 years later, Billy has served his prison term and runs into Dean. Billy x Dean if you squint, edited since original posting.
Chumscrubber - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/2/2006 - Complete
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Don't Ignore Me
Billy meets a girl. Girl rejects Billy. Billy goes to university. So does the girl. This is not a story about love and romance - only crazy fun. Rated M for language and maybe some other stuff.
Chumscrubber - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,946 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 5/26/2010
Dear William reviews
What if Spike had another love? Not from being a vampire but from his human days. And what if she was a vampire too? And what if she came looking for him? But for love or revenge?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Angel - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,095 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Gray Area
Meet not normal Gray. She meets mysterious Xander, she follows him after work & she thinks shes super spy but in reality, Xander is trying to get info out of her the kind way & Andrew is getting it out the bad cop good cop way with only 1 person...ah well
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,285 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Xander H., Andrew
The New Battle reviews
Vanlentine is gone but the demons are still there and are planning something big. so big that the angels have stepped in. but is this too much for the angels to stop?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Clary F., Simon L.