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Um well let see.. Im an Aussie chick, you know that country with kangaroos, Uluru, AFL and not much else...

Now if your not into Australia, stop right here because I love AUS! I love the sunshine, the heat, riding on my horse (Tom he is so cute! trust me!!) in my shorts all day, and going down to the MCG watching Richmond(My footy team) win a match..., and surfing down at the beaches.

One thing that sux about aus we have like nothin' compared to France(eiffel tower), Italy (omg too many.. leaning tower of pisa) U.K, U.S.A. What do we have ummm.. beaches, beaches, bush(like forests), Uluru.

Fav Food: Indian food.. i love spicy food!!

Fav Artist: Lily Allen she is the best!!

Fav Song: Friend of Mine

are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree .The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that are not as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Ok listen to your ipod, put it on shuffle and the first song is Opening credits the first song that came on for me was F--k you so i put that down as Opening credits you get? Don't change your answers its more fun if you don't ok??

Music life

Opening Credits – But its better if you do

Waking Up – Him

First Day of School –Boys Boys Boys

Falling in Love – My Delirum

Fight Song – The Fear

Breaking Up – Unfaithful

Prom – Bleeding love

Life is just...OK – Disturbia

Mental Breakdown –One foot wrong

Driving – The Last Day on Earth

Flashback – Friday Night

Getting Back Together – Riverside

Birth of Child –He wasn’t there

Wedding –My Love

Final Battle – Bulletproof

Death Scene – Not Fair

Funeral Song –Halo

End Credits – Back to the Start

True Laws

Law of Mechanical Repair
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.
Law of the Workshop
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Law of Probability
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
Law of the Telephone
If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
Law of the Alibi
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
Variation Law
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).
Law of the Bath
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
Law of Close Encounters
The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
Law of the Result
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
Law of Biomechanics
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
Law of the Theater
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.
Law of Coffee
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
Murphy's Law of Lockers
If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
Law of Rugs/Carpets
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.
Law of Location
No matter where you go, there you are.
Law of Logical Argument
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
Brown's Law
If the shoe fits, it's ugly
Oliver's Law
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Wilson’s Law
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it. (this one is true every time!)
Doctors' Law
If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better. Don't make an appointment and you'll stay

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