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Author has written 17 stories for H.I.V.E., Harry Potter, and Glee.

Hello fellow monsters!

Name: White Replica

Nickname: White, Aggi, TheLike, Marqui (xD) and/or douche bag. Do NOT refer to me using the second and last name. OR ELSE.

A little bit about myself:

Likes: Naruto, H.I.V.E., BOOKS, anime in general, yaoi, homosexuals (they're my friends!), writing, reading, performing on stage, singing, dancing (a little), my friends, those moments where you can't stop laughing and you feel as though your ribs are cracking, pretty things that make you sigh and relax, and a lot of other stuff.

Dislikes: Twilight (Beat that Sparklepires!), extreme racists, extreme homophobes, inactivity, boredom, Mathematics (DIE NUMBERS DIE!!), anything that involves numbers (like accounting stuff, getting the price of stuff, discounts, high prices), my two left feet, when my muse is a bitch, too much exercise (I'm more of a diet person, but I don't mind the occasional jog or push-up), jejemons, and a bunch of other stuff.

Wants to become: famous TV chef, actress, singer, or all at once :D

Motto: "Daah."

Sex: Not Yet

Age: Old. Hah, just kidding.

Oh, and remember: I'm either bi, or I'm going through a freaky stage of puberty. Most likely the latter.

Looks: Okay, get ready with some tissues, cause you're gonna get a nosebleed. Haha. Just kidding :)

I'm 5"2 (I GET IT I'M SHORT! But I'm only - - years old!), long blackish-brown hair, heart shaped face, tan brown skin, reddish-pinkish-brown lips. I've got a pretty good body, I suppose, I'm still growing into it. My sister wants me to be a model when I grow up though -_- Okay, let me say this straight: I WILL NOT BE AN ANOREXIC DIET FREAK WHO ALWAYS GETS DIGITALLY ALTERED IN PICTURES. No offense to actual models who DON'T apply to any of the things I said.

Moving on...

A good yaoi addict-- ahem, lover must always remember the meaning of YAOI.

Y.A.O.I. (Yamete! Oshiri ga Itai! = Stop! My butt hurts! From Madidi's story: TB The Bird)

Haha.


Favorite Yaoi pairings:

Naruto: SasuNaru, KakaIru, OroKabu, OroJira, SasuNaruSai, TobiDei, KakuHida, KibaKanku, GaaLee, etc.

H.I.V.E.: WingxOtto, CypherxNero

Black Cat: TrainxCreed

Bleach: IchiIshi

Death Note: RaitoxL, MeloxMatt

Detective School Q: RyūxKyū

Fullmetal Alchemist: RoyxEdward, RoyxJean, EnvyxEdward, EnvyxGreed, EdwardxAlfons (You know, the one in the movie)

Gankutsuou: CountxAlbert (SQUEEE!!)

Hetali-Axis Powers: GermanyxItaly V., JapanxUK, UKxAmerica, RussiaxPrussia

Kuroshitsuji:SebastianxCiel

Kyou Kara Maou: YuuRam, ConZak, Gwinter

La Corda D'Oro: RyouLen

Law of Ueki: RobUe

Le Chevalier D'Eon: D'EonxDurand

Ōkiku Furikabutte: TakayaxRen,

Prince of Tennis: FujiTezuka, InuKaido

Shaman King: HaoxYoh, RenxHorohoro

Shonen Onmyouji: GurenxMasahiro

Tsubasa Chronicles: KuroFai(a.k.a.: YUI)

Vampire Knight: ZeroxKaname

xxxHolic: DouWata

Artemis Fowl: JuFoa

Harry Potter: DraRry, SiriLu, LupinxSnape, GrindlDore, GordriZar,

Fairly Odd Parents: CosTi, Anti CosmoxCosmo, GarTi

Glee: I HAST CHANGED. I do not ship SKurt nao. It is not my OTP noe morez. IT BE KURTOFSKY. Or, as I like to call it, KaroMel xD IT. IS. CANON.

Final Fantasy (ALL): SephiCloud, YazooReno, ZackCloud

Kingdom Hearts (ALL): SorRiku, AkuRoku, 411, Zemyx, XalLux, XemSai,

Tales of the Abyss: AschxLuke, JadexGuy

Tales of Symphonia 2: RichterxEmil


So you can see that I have a lot of favorite yaoi pairings. Some of my favorite yaoi pairings were forgotten, so just remind or something :)


Favorite Yuri Pairings:

Gakuen Alice: MikanxHotaru

Naruto: SakuraxIno

Princess Tutu: RuexAhiru

H.I.V.E.: LauraxShelby

Glee: Santana/Brittany


Favorite Straight Pairngs:

Naruto: ShikaTema, SakuLee (as a side pairing), PeinxKonan

H.I.V.E.: OttoxLaura (side pairing), WingxShelby(side pairing), NeroxRaven

Fullmetal Alchemist: RizaxRoy, AlphonsexWinry, ScarxLust, LinXLanfan

Tsubasa Chronicles AND CardCaptor Sakura:SyaoranxSakura (I mean, WHO DOESN'T LIKE THOSE TWO??)

I was born on the day of Lexeaus, in the month of Demyx, in the year of Xemnas-Demyx-Demyx-Saix


OKAY, for the first time, I'm going to be SERIOUS. I very, very, very much appreciate reviews (they feed the rabid fangirls in my basement), but PLEASE, this site is for WRITING. It is fanFICTION.net. Please, try your best to send reviews that do not use text-speak in EVERY. FRIGGIN'. SENTENCE. Unless you use words like 'Lol', I cannot fully appreciate reviews that seem to be sent by people who have not learned how to spell correctly or use proper grammar. PLEASE, WE HAVE SPELL CHECKERS HERE. Even if I myself make many mistakes, I try my best to correct them. My almost non-existent IQ decreases when I read reviews or PMs in text-speak. So please, think of the children, and use proper words and NOT "I lyk ur stry its gr8t. your sooo kool!". I would feel flattered at first, then very miffed, YES I SAID IT, miffed at the way the review was delivered.

...The rant's done now m'dear, you can go back to your knitting...


Seeing as I am now a Kurtofsky fan... xD Yeah. Here will be my stand on the pairing.

To be honest, I really don't think that they'll get together. Sure, I can live in my little world where Kurt and Karofsky somehow have a truce and start making out, but in truth I don't think they'll go canon. I'll actually lose my respect for Glee if that happens. Why, do you ask? Weeellll, first, it could promote violent relationships. Love bred from abuse. Now, I'm not saying that that shouldn't ever happen. I mean, it could work in other relationships. Just not this one. Chris Colfer himself said that he didn't want them to go canon, since the relationship could encourage said abusive relationships. People may think that things will always work out for bullying relationships such as theirs, because it happened. I don't want that.

Secondly, I honestly think they'll just become close friends. I think that Dave only liked Kurt because he was the only out gay kid he was familiar with. Sure, there will be a place in his heart that won't ever let him go (I should know), but if or when Dave fixes himself up and gets out of Ohio, he'll meet a lot more people who will accept him for who he is. Maybe he won't head to the Big Apple, but he could go anywhere else he could have a fresh start and have a stable relationship with a man. All he needs is support, which, sadly enough he has lacked so far in the show, Glee.

Thirdly, I predict that, in the show Dave will have REALLY BIG emotional explosion. He's been keeping all the stress of being gay, liking Kurt (Who, ultimately has been considered as trash by his so-called "friends"), keeping his status up, and hiding himself from the world. Not only that, he probably has anger issues, possible issues with his family, and homophobic friends. He may explode in front of Kurt, and hurt him a bit in the process. No doubt, Blaine will come to his rescue (Pushes bile back down throat), along with Mr. Schue and the Glee clubbers. Throw in his "friends" and Sue, and you've got a new episode! (Applause) Because of all that, Kurt may not wholly forgive him, but he will no doubt pity the boy, who will probably have broken down by then. Dave may lose his friends at that point, and his family will still be unaware, so no doubt he will be scared. At that point Kurt will probably offer support from not only him, but Blaine, and possibly his Glee friends and his family. That's when their very slow-moving friendship will begin.

Dave will probably go through anger management classes at that point. His grades will slowly go up. However, some hockey and football dudes will no doubt harass him, even if he has the support of Glee and some teachers. Either Azimio will be good or bad at this point, he will have to decide. If he does side with Dave though, then the assaults will become less frequent but more violent. I think, at this point, Dave will not be able to take all the pressure alone. At this point, he will tell his family.

He will probably bring along Mr. Schue, Miss Pillsbury-Howell, Burt, Kurt, Finn, Beiste, and Sue (Maybe) to his house, just in case things go bad. If they do, then I think Dave will either stay with Mr. Schue or Rachel, since Burt will no doubt prohibit him from staying in his house. Sure, he supports Dave but he still has his misgivings about him living with Kurt. He probably wouldn't trust him fully at this point. Dave may live with Rachel, because she has gay parents who could help Dave with his coming out. Mr. Schue, because he is an trusted adult figure. Since he doesn't have his parents' support anymore he will need a more stable outlet. He will probably join Glee.

If, however, Dave's parents do accept him, then that bit of drama will be gone. However, the attacks on him will probably become more frequent, whether they be fueled by Azimio or not. In this case his parents will probably sue the kids who may lead a large attack on not only Dave, but maybe even Kurt. They will get them expelled. There may be a possibility that said attack will incapacitate Dave, disallowing him from ever doing hockey again. If this happens, he will be in a deep rut, but after a while he will be pulled out by Glee. He will join them. If he doesn't get injured Dave may join Glee anyways, so that he will still have the support and safety of the club.

Meanwhile, he and Kurt will have a rocky, still violent relationship. After everything, however, I feel they will be casual friends, throwing light insults at each other and basically be good buddies. Maybe Blaine will be a bit jealous, but to be honest, I don't necessarily care about that at this point xD However, I'm sort of sure that they will become friends. If or when Dave and Kurt get out of Ohio, they will probably go separate ways. They will keep a long distance friendship, but then again, they will probably do that with all their friends anyway. Dave will probably get a boyfriend, Kurt will get or keep his, and one of the Glee members will probably go back to McKinley to teach the next generation of Glee.

Why don't I care about Blaine at this point? To be honest, Darren Criss is great, amazing, and FILIPINO (Insert patriotic music here). However, Blaine is just too perfect. Seriously. They're cute and all, but egh.

Oh yeah, I almost forgot. I think Kurt will go back to McKinley. Why, do you ask? Well, Dalton will be great and all, but Kurt is a star. All he knows is how to fight for the spotlight. I don't think Dalton will be able to tame that supernova of talent. So, what I think is that Kurt will say that Dalton was a place he could recover, a place he could regain his confidence. He just needed a small break so that he could go headfirst back into McKinley. He just needed a small break so that he could face all his problems with the haughty attitude that is Kurt Elizabeth Hummel (Really, is that his middle name? I'm not sure).


For those who care, this is just an update of my stories in progress. I haven't been able to update them much since school started D:

Battala de Paz: Derp. Yeah, this has been on a slight hold. I already have the concept of the next chapter, but I'm too busy to find more martial arts. Give me a few weeks, then I'll be back on track.

Dragonflies: I'm actually brain dead for this one D: Any suggestions? Yes? No? Hurr. I just need time.

Neoteric: I actually have the next chapter already, I'm just too lazy to update (Runs away).

Lady Luck: I feel so guilty. I wrote one chapter, then BAM. KURTOFSKY BECOMES MY OTP. I NEED ADVICE. HEEEEEEELP. If anyone is willing to adopt my baby, please do! D:


This is for the upcoming stories I have stored in my computer. I don't know when I'll post them, maybe when I finish some of my stories:

The Little Merman (Temporary name): Lulz xD No summary yet, but Otto is the main merman, Shelby is his best mate and a daughter of a royal knight, Wing is the prince of the kingdom of Torin, Laura is a royal and Wing's childhood friend, Nero is the sea king's adviser and the royal children's au pair, Lucy is Otto's younger sibling, the youngest of the royal family, Raven is the Head of the Guard of Torin, Cypher is the king of Torin, Nigel works as a gardener in the palace of Torin, Franz is the cook and Nigel's husband, Diabolus is the king's adviser, and Sebastian is the palace technician and the antagonist of the story.

Exodus (Temporary name): No summary for this either, but I based this off of Avatar. It's in Otto's point of view, where he is one of the hundreds of clones of the original Otto Malpense. Nigel is one of the scientists, Laura is the Head of the Clones Development Department, Sebastian is the Head of the Physical Reinforcement and Takeover Department, Nero is a veteran officer and good friend of the original Otto Malpense, Raven is a general, Cypher is the head of... I don't really know what to call the tribe I based off the Na'vi, but they are NOT blue, nor are they freakishly tall. They look like normal humans but they have a different, unrecognizable language. Anyways, Cypher (Known in the story as Wu) is the leader of his tribe, Wing is his son, Shelby is his betrothed, and that's pretty much all the main characters. For now.

Bitter Sweet (Temporary name): No summary yet, but I have a general idea of the story. Otto is the greatest baker in his country, and he has competed (and won) against many prodigies from everywhere. Enter Wing Fanchu, a rookie baker from the far end of Japan. He, however, becomes the first person EVER to become an even match against the great Otto Malpense. Sparks fly, flour flies, as these two men battle out their greatest battle: each other.


Favorite Quotes:

"I'm bisexual, YOU'RE confused" -Anonymous

"I don't like lollipops." -Artemis Fowl

"Gay love is not evil. Lesbian love is not evil. LOVE IS LOVE"-Anonymous

"Peace is not the answer! PEACE IS THE QUESTION, YES IS THE ANSWER!" -Anonymous

"Second place is just the first of losers"- Higher Institute of Villainous Education (H.I.V.E.)

"If homework is work, when do we get paid?"- My dear classmate Ella, though I'm not sure ifshe got that from someone else

"Aurum Est Potestas"- Artemis Fowl

"Why is it whenever you say 'With all due respect', you really mean 'Kiss my Ass'?"- Anonymous

"Can we rewind to that bar of chocolate?"- Artemis Fowl

"I would if I could but I can't so I won't"- Fruitcake Heights

"If I win, I'm a prodigy. If I lose then I'm mad. That's the way history is written."- Artemis Fowl

"I am not a complete idiot." -Artemis Fowl

"Where I'm from, we believe all sorts of things that aren't true. We call it 'history.'"- Wicked (musical)

"If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. If life insists on giving you even more lemons, make apple juice, sit back, and watch as people wonder at how you did it."- Anonymous

"If life gives you lemons, throw them back at life at demand for chocolate." -Anonymous

"If life gives you lemons, bring out the vodka and have a party." -Anonymous

"When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." -Detective Conan

"Death is certain, the hour is not"-Gankutsuou

"There is no such thing in this world as coincidence, there is but Hitsuzen!"- xxxHolic

"Cogito ergo sum- I think, therefore I am."- H.I.V.E.

"GLOVE day and night moisturizer, with nucleo peptochlorates. Because you're worth it."- Mark Walden

"It's so like you to hide behind an army of cheap knock-offs." - Megatron

"I still think that you have a much more striking silhouette than I do." -H.I.V.E.

"Just because the ruling council chose you as the new leader of G.L.O.V.E., doesn't mean you can start without proper lighting." -H.I.V.E.

"Cake." -H.I.V.E.

"I feel like someone who was swung into a rock face while dangling out the back of top-secret stealth dropship." -H.I.V.E.

"During photosynthesis, water breaks up into one Hydrogen, Oxygen and an Electron... so in short,
water is a H.O.E" -darkalbino (?)

"God created man before woman because every masterpiece needs a rough draft." -Also from darkalbino

"MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men!" -This as well

"I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster." -Yeah, you guessed it: DARKALBINO... I THINK.

"Looking for him will be as easy as looking for a needle in a haystack" "Isn't that hard?" "Not for vampires."- Darren and Mr. Crepsley (respectively), The Vampire's Assistant

"You say 'it's not okay to be gay', WELL I THINK YOU'RE JUST EVIL."- Lily Allen, "Fuck You"

"The opinions expressed herein are my own personal opinions and not in any way influenced by a sinister alien mind-control device and do not represent anyone else's view in any way, including those of my employer, who is not a slobbering thanagoid wartlord... absolutely not."

-Mark Walden

"Don't get BAD, get EVIL." -H.I.V.E.

"There is such a thing as 'EVIL', and 'EVIL GENIUS'." -Wizards of Waverly Place

"Love conquers all. I love conquering." -My brother, who said this to us after we listened to a Homily about love by our Parish priest.

"Ab honesto virum bonum nihil deterret. Seneca. Nothing deters a good man from doing what is right."-A Wrinkle in Time

"Qui plus sait, plus se tait. French. The more a man knows, the less he talks."-A Wrinkle in Time

"Say what you want to satisfy yourself, hey! But you only want, what everybody else says you should want..."-Grace Kelly, by Mika

"If you're trying to turn me into someone else, it's easy to see I'm not down with that... If you're trying to turn me into something else, I've seen enough and I'm over that..."-Nobody's Fool, by Avril Lavigne

"I've been replaced by a sandwich!"-Patrick, Spongebob Square Pants, when I turned on the TV, and I swear, that was the VERY FIRST THING I HEARD.

"If revenge is a dish best served cold and if revenge is sweet, does that make revenge ice cream?" -mylifeisaverage.com

"In the human planes, there is no good or evil. Only power, and the want of it." -My sister, when we were discussing good and evil. There was an awkward silence after she said this, then we both laughed.

My editor is lovely. She doesn't taser me all the ti...aaaarrrgh (thump)" -Mark Walden, being tortured (once again) by his editor... the forum people are trying to petition for a better editor.

"Have I gone mad?" "I’m afraid so. You’re entirely bonkers. But I’ll tell you a secret... All the best people are." -Alice in Wonderland (film), 2010, EET EEZ AWESOME :D

"If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary-wise; what it is it wouldn't be, and what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?" -Alice in Wonderland, 1951

"Will you two stop having sex near me!" -Draco Malfoy, Star Crossed (chapter 14) by Lady Bahiya

"Light and Dark. Where there is light, the dark becomes that much deeper. And where there is dark, light shines that much brighter." -Anubis, Detective School Q

"You suck." "And swallowed." -Naruto and Sasuke (respectively), Don't Drop the Soap! by Dante's Waltz

"Hmwallamallasukeoooontshtopwuvoooooh." "Hn, I love you too dobe." -Naruto and Sasuke (respectively), Ride 'Em Cowboy by elegentmess

"(Sigh) Why does nobody support him? His campaign color was black, he had a simple promise to promise nothing at all. That was worth more." -Dolce Entente, when she talked about her favorite presidential candidate in the elections of our country... Abstain.

"A man, a woman, an okama- you should be whatever you like! To one living on the 'border' like me... No, like us, a vague concept such as gender has no meaning! We transcend gender! We are the 'New Mankind', 'New Kama'! This is the place of freedom, 'New Kama' Land!" -Emporio Ivankov, One Piece

"Pirates are evil? Marines are righteous? These terms have always changed throughout the course of history! Kids who have never seen peace and kids who have never seen war have different values! Those who stand at the top determine what's wrong and what's right! Justice will prevail you say? But of course it will! Whoever wins this war becomes justice!" -Donquixote Doflamingo, One Piece

"The best teachers don't give you the answers. They point the way so you can make your own choices." - Will Schuester, Glee

"I'm not a box. There are more than four sides to me." - Kurt Hummel, Glee

"Although I've been grouped with the boys, my allegiance remains with you ladies. They declined my offer to do their hair in cornrows, and all my artistic decisions have been derided as too costly because they involve several varieties of exotic bird feathers." - Kurt Hummel, Glee

"Mercedes is black. I'm gay. We make culture." - Kurt Hummel, Glee

"Oh, Bambi. I cried so hard when those hunters shot your mommy." - Kurt Hummel, Glee

"I say we lock Rachel up till after sectionals. I volunteer my basement." "We can't. We need her to sing." "Damn her talent." - Kurt, then Tina, then Kurt, Glee

"What do you guys say when you answer the phone?" "What up?" "Who dis be?" "No, she's dead, this is her son." - Mr. Schue, then Mercedes, then Artie, then Kurt, Glee

"My balls keep falling off." "I've been there." - Tina, then Kurt, Glee

"Sorry, uh, but if I wanted to sing about Jesus I'd go to church. And the reason I don't go to church is because most churches don't think very much of gay people. Or women. Or science." - Kurt Hummel, Glee

"You can't prove there isn't a magic teapot floating around the dark side of the moon with a dwarf inside of it that reads romance novels and shoots lighting out of its boobs, but it seems pretty unlikely, doesn't it?" - Kurt Hummel, Glee

"I'm very impressed with everyone's Sunday best. It's so Christ-chic. I hope our genuflection to the great Spaghetti Monster in the sky doesn't take too long..." - Kurt Hummel, Glee

"He's on Team Gay. No straight boy dyes his hair to look like Linda Evangelista circa 1993." - Kurt Hummel, Glee

"You know what Jacob? It doesn't take much courage for people to park their cottage cheese behinds in their Barkaloungers and log onto the Internet and start tearing people down, does it? But you know what does take some courage? Standing up and singing about something. So here's a message for everyone that reads your blog. Next time, instead of posting an anonymous comment online, say what you have to say TO MY FACE!" - Kurt Hummel, Glee

"Fashion knows no gender." - Kurt Hummel, Glee

I thought I smelled cookies wafting from the ovens of the little elves that live in your hair." - Sue Sylvester, Glee

''I might buy a small diaper for your chin, because it looks like a baby's ass.'' - Sue Sylvester, Glee

“I don’t trust a man with curly hair. I can’t help picturing small birds laying sulfurous eggs in there, and I find it disgusting.” - Sue Sylvester, Glee

"I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark, cold night, I will steal away into your house...and punch you in the face.'' - Sue Sylvester, Glee

"Every time I try to destroy that clutch of scab-eating mouth breathers, it only comes back stronger. Like some sexually ambiguous horror-movie villain." - Sue Sylvester, Glee

"See, that's the problem with your generation. You're obsessed with labels.So you like show tunes! Doesn't mean you're gay. It just means you're awful. You know, there's only one person in this world who can tell you what you are." "Me." "No, me. Sue Sylvester." - Sue Sylvester, then Kurt, then Sue, Glee

"I won't be burying any hatchets William, unless I happen to get a clear shot to your groin." - Sue Sylvester, Glee

"Your hair looks like a briar patch. I keep expecting racist, animated Disney characters to pop up and start singing about living on the bayou." - Sue Sylvester, Glee

"You know, for me trophies are like herpes. You can try to get rid of them but they just keep coming." - Sue Sylvester, Glee

"What you call insanity, I call inspiration." - Sue Sylvester, Glee

"You'll be adding revenge to the long list of things you're no good at, right next to being married, running a high school glee club and finding a hairstyle that doesn't look like a lesbian." - Sue Sylvester, Glee

"I suggest selling yourself on Craigslist under the heading of 'Men seeking Men with butt chins'." - Sue Sylvester, Glee

"Why don't you go home, rest, die?" - Sue Sylvester, Glee

"When I showed this to Brittany, she whimpered and thought I cut down a small tree where a family of gummy people lived." - Sue Sylvester (about a piece of broccoli), Glee

"I thought we were friends?" "That got boring." - Schue, then Sue, Glee

You used to be just sort of unlikable, but now I pretty much feel like punching you every time you open your mouth." - Quinn, to Rachel, Glee

"Glee needs you to be its ambassador." "More like it’s am-bad-ass-ador." - Mr. Schue, then Puck, Glee

"You think killing people might make them like you, but it doesn't. It just makes people dead." -Voldemort, A Very Potter Musical

Oh, you’re one to talk. How about you crack a Four Loko, Count Boozy Von Drunk-a-Ton?" -Santana, Glee


Favorite Authors: MARK WALDEN. YES. THE EPITOME OF AWESOME; Neil Gaiman. Because. EPIC YES. You know what I mean; Eoin Colfer, mostly due to Half-Moon Investigations, Artemis Fowl, The Wishlist, and the fact that he knows what Manga is; J.K. Rowling, because... Well, it's J.K. Rowling. My fangirl-ness over HP decreased over the years, but she's still awesome;


If you have...

1.Walked into a glass/screen door, copy this onto your profile

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3.Hit a doorknob, and said sorry to it, copy this onto your profile

4.Tripped over a pebble, copy this onto your profile

6. Accidentally given a flame to the wrong person, copy this onto your profile

7.Accidentally set off a string of fireworks, copy this onto your profile

8.Proclaimed your love to a non-existent character in public, copy this onto your profile

9.Almost dropped your cellphone into a toilet, copy this onto your profile

10.Dropped a bar of soap into the toilet, copy this onto your profile

11.Attempted (and failed) to handle a pair of sticks as weapons, copy this onto your profile

12.Annoyed your friends with mindless anime jargon, copy this onto your profile

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15.Looked up to check if there actually wasn't a number 5, copy this onto your profile

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18.Started to get pissed at me for doing such a list, copy this onto your profile


From darkalbino's profile, and honestly, I LOVE her work!! Keep up the good work!

SasuNaru or SasuSaku

Sasuke is always thinking of Naruto- Sakura always bugs Sasuke

Sasuke always wants to prove himself to Naruto, and vice versa - Sakura is always ignored by Sasuke

Sasuke talks to Naruto the most, out of everyone- He rarely speaks to Sakura

Sasuke and Naruto have saved each other's lives on several occasions - Sasuke saved Sakura ONCE

When Sasuke was leaving Konoha, Naruto tried to stop him (and very, very almost succeeded)- He listened to Sakura for about three minutes, called her annoying, said thank you for some unfathomable reason (considering all she did was bitch, whine 'Sasuke-kun!', and get in the way of everything), knocked her out... and carried on.

Sasuke and Naruto were friends when they were younger (possibly MORE than friends...They HELD HANDS x3) - Sakura never even spoke to Sasuke

Naruto draws out strong emotions in Sasuke: love, guilt, he just touches him inside - The only emotions Sakura draws out from him is annoyance and a strong urge to kill.

Sasuke and Naruto's relationship is the most developed in the whole show. The whole show FOCUSES on their relationship- Sakura and Sasuke are just.. stuck together. There's no positive relationship. Sakura doesn't even like him in Part II

Lastly, there's an interview somewhere on the web, in which Kishimoto states that Naruto and Sakura are rivals. (For Sasuke's love) Seeing as Sasuke likes Naruto, and HATES Sakura.. I'm pretty sure it's obvious who will win Sasuke's heart.

It's kind of long and pointless, but copy & paste this onto your profile if you agree.

Sure, I think Sakura becomes decent at some point in NARUTO, but still, I honestly think Sasuke and Naruto have a much better and a stronger bond with each other than anyone else in the frickin' anime

From MasterofGrey's profile:

Copy and Pastes - Take em if you want em ;)

- Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this and put it in your profile.

- 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

- People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

- If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

- 92 percent of teens moved on to rap music. If you're part of the 8 that listens to more tasteful things, put this in your profile.

- If you hate obnoxious and snobby people, put this in your profile.

- If you love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love chocolate, put this in you your profile.

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.


A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

>Post this on your profile if you hate racism


My name is Tiffany, I am three, My eyes are swollen, I cannot see, I must be stupid, I must be bad, What else could have made my dad so mad? I wish I were better.

I wish I weren't ugly. Then maybe my mommy would still want to hug me. I can't do wrong, I can't speak at all or else I'm locked up all day long.

When I'm awake I'm all alone the house is all dark, my folks aren't at home. When my mommy does come home, I'll try and be nice, so maybe I'll just get one whipping tonight.

I just heard a car, my daddy is back from Charlie's bar.

I press my self against the wall. I try to hide, from his evil eyes, I'm so afraid now, I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping, calls me ugly words he says its my fault he suffers at work. He slaps and hits me and yells at more, I finally get free and run to the door.

He's already locked it, and I start to bawl, he takes me and throws me against the hard wall. I fall to the floor, with my bones nearly broken and my daddy continues, with more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream, but it's now much too late. His face has been twisted, into an unimaginable shape. The hurt and the pain, again and again.

Oh please God have mercy, Oh please let it end! And he finally stops, and heads for the door, while I lay there motionless. Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Tiffany I am three, tonight my daddy murdered me and you can help, sickens me to the soul,

If you read this and don't pass it on I pray for your forgiveness because you would have to be one heartless person, to not be effected by this Poem, and because you are effected do something about it! All I'll ask you to do, is pass it on!

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE, PASS IT ON!


Month one
Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two
Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three
You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four
Mommy
My hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven
Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus' arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this


If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (I'm a girl, that only half counts haha)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology, therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love MARCHING BANDS, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.

I don't like to talk about my feelings so I MUST have problems with my life.

I like fire so I MUST be an arsonist.

I wear glasses so I MUST be smart.

From darkalbino's profile. It said to 'pass it on', so I'm doing it 8D

This is this cat. This is is cat. This is how cat. This is to cat. This is keep cat. This is a cat. This is dumbass cat. This is busy cat. This is for cat. This is forty cat. This is seconds cat. Now go back and read the third word in each sentence from the top. Pass it on.


This is also from darkalbino's profile:

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If con is the opposite of pro is Congress the opposite of progress?

"There are plenty of fish in the sea, but who wants to date a fish?"


~19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity~

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Drugs".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. dont use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

~The Cereal Killer :3

MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENU

-Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital.

-Please select from the following options menu:

-If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

-If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

-If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

-If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.

-If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.

-If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

-If you are manic-depressive, it doesn’t matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.

-If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

-If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

-If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

-If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you.

-If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won’t be crazy forever.

-If you are blond, don’t press any buttons, you’ll just mess it up.

This coming week is National Mental Health Care week. You can do your part by remembering to contact at least one unstable person to show you care.

~ music4soul, a dear reviewer :3

A funny thing I found about the best word ever:

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word "fuck." Out of all the English words that begin with the letter "F", fuck is the only word that is referred to as the "F" word. It's the one magical word that just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.

Fuck, as most words in the English language, is derived from German, the word 'flicken' which means "to strike." In English, fuck falls into many grammatical categories. As a transital verb for instance, "John fucked Shirley." As an intransitive verb, "Shirley fucks."

Its meaning's not always sexual, it can be used as an adjective such as "John's doing all the fucking work." As part of an adverb, "Shirley talks too fucking much." As an adverb enhancing an adjective, "Shirley is fucking beautiful." As a noun, "I don't give a fuck." As part of a word, "Abso-fucking-lutely" or "In-fucking-credible." And, as almost every word in a sentence, "Fuck the fucking fuckers."

As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of "fuck", as in these examples describing situations such as:

Fraud: "I got fucked at the used car lot."

Dismay: "Aw fuck it."

Trouble: "I guess I'm really fucked now."

Aggression: "Don't fuck with me buddy."

Difficulty: "I don't understand this fucking question!"

Inquiry: "Who the fuck was that?"

Dissatisfaction: "I don't like what the fuck is going on here."

In Confidence: "He's a fuck off."

Dismissal: "Why don't you go outside and play 'hide and go fuck yourself?'"

I'm sure you can think of many more examples. With all of these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word? We say, use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately.

Say it loudly and proudly, "Fuck you!"

The End!

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What a Difference a Year Makes by DreamWeaver529 reviews
Neither Kurt nor Dave exactly had a great year. And both have no reason to think next year will be any different. They couldn't be more wrong. Kurtofsky. Set after 2-10 "A Very Glee Christmas".
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,422 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky
Mental by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. Harry thinks that he's already spent quite enough time sharing a mind with someone else, thankyouverymuch. A miscast Legilimency spell says otherwise... WARNINGS: Sexual content, bad language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 195,545 - Reviews: 3171 - Favs: 4,289 - Follows: 1,859 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Shadows of Tomorrow by ZephyrTheBunny reviews
"Even with the ski mask on, Kurt could tell it was Karofsky standing in the dim light of the window." Kurtofsky non/con-dub/con
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,748 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky
Eternal Changes by nebula2 reviews
"Jealous, Hudson?" "Of a wet-behind the ears kid who isn't technically old enough to be an agent? Not hardly. I give him a week before he quits." Dr. Spencer Reid is about to join the BAU, but not everyone is ready to accept him with open arms.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 39 - Words: 168,279 - Reviews: 1048 - Favs: 1,264 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 2/23/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Fractured Hearts & Lullabies by criminalxxxmindsxxxfreak reviews
AU-Derek Morgan transferred from Chicago PD to Vegas to get away from his past, but when he meets a young prostitute he is forced to re-evaluate himself. When the stakes are raised to dangerous levels, can he save Spencer before it's too late? M/R SLASH!
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 67,535 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 6/29/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Kicking Them Blues by KayteaEM reviews
Five times cocaine caused tension between John and Sherlock, and the one time it was okay.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,848 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/1/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Words He Never Hears by Pipsy reviews
Everyone has someone to hear those three words from but for Reid it's rare. With the team, it's conveyed with actions but a case makes Morgan decide that isn't always enough. Not slash and not as smarmy as it sounds. Oneshot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,427 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/27/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
The Great Disappointment by Crimson1 reviews
In response to how disappointed I was in Moriarty's characterization. Sherlock takes two lines of cocaine mixed with Ecstasy that has unforeseen results John has to clean up after, bringing several revelations to light. SherlockxJohn. Drug use. Spoilers.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,993 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Firsts by Green Rainboots reviews
The first times Morgan and Reid meet, kiss, have sex, fight, and exchange "I love you"'s. -Morgan/Reid, so if you don't like it, don't read it.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,602 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/9/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Internal Damage by criminalxxxmindsxxxfreak reviews
An old case comes back to haunt Morgan when he and Reid return from Chicago. Someone's out for revenge and he's doing everything he can to hurt Morgan emotionally and physically. M/R slash! Minor violence. 7th in my Morgan/Reid series!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,955 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 6/21/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Disharmony by masterctarl reviews
Kurtofsky. Karofsky can't hide who he is forever. Kurt feels his own individuality threatened by the rules and codes of Dalton. But still, they hold on to that which traps them out of fear. If they can let go of their fear, they can find freedom.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,838 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011 - [D. Karofsky, Kurt H.]
Sweet Tea Vodka by CodeREDBazooka reviews
Reid is drunk. So very, very drunk.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/11/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Lady Vengeance by Rayne McKenna reviews
Hell hath no furry like a Tech Analyst scorned, and unfortunately for Reid and Morgan, their road to hell really was paved with good intentions. Slash.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,851 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Gargalesis by JustJasper reviews
Ticklefic written for ladykatiekay. Morgan and Reid have a tickle fight. Pure fluff with a dash of sexy.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,710 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/4/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
A Rose Just As Sweet by seditionary reviews
While in bed, Morgan makes the mistake of asking Reid why he doesn't have any pet names for him. Slash, sex, language. Major dose of fluffiness.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,044 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 48 - Published: 5/28/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
All The Times You've Sat And Sang To Me by JustJasper reviews
For Kink Meme 4: safewording. Reid and Morgan are experimenting with BDSM, and Morgan has a flashback. Sexual themes, sensitive themes.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/27/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Poetry by greeneyedAlice91 reviews
On the plane going to a case Spencer recites a poem to keep occupied. what is the poem and who is it for? Sperek
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/24/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Changing by Muzica-chan reviews
Things are changing, but what was gradual is now so sudden and neither are sure what to do or where to go with their feelings. MorganxReid
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,607 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Wedding Bells by criminalxxxmindsxxxfreak reviews
Sequel to "Claustrophobic" Morgan and Reid stay in Chicago for Sara's wedding, finally meet T.J.'s brother Andrew and... his homophobic father. Drama and possible angst. Morgan/Reid slash! 6th in my M/R series!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,095 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 3/14/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Realising That I Love You by Eternal Soldier reviews
Derek Morgan was always the tough guy, the ladies man. So then why does he feel this way, about someone he never imagined he'd fall for? And what is he going to do about it? Morgan/Reid slash, unrelated to my series about them!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,731 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/15/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Easy A by tsay cresant reviews
New English teachers always have weird ideas for school projects. Kurt had hoped he'd get to work with Blaine on this one, but he didn't have a choice in the matter. some Klaine. NO KURTOFSKY.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 54 - Words: 56,057 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Clouds Between Their Knees by TheFirstMrsHummel reviews
Kurt and Dave are left stranded in the woods after a deadly plane crash en route to Nationals. Rated M for language, physical trauma/pain, and eventual Kurtofsky smut!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,886 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 3/29/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
A Courtship in Three Phases by Q. L. Strange reviews
A critical and accurate analysis of the courtship between Dr. Spencer Reid and SSA Derek Morgan. Slash : Citrus : Oneshot
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,980 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/2/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Treat by JustJasper reviews
For Kink Meme IV: felching. Smut.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/2/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Breed by JustJasper reviews
Written for Kink Meme IV. Prompt: Reid likes to ride Morgan bareback. Smut. Please R&R!
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/2/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
The Art of Love by xheartoflifex reviews
Kurt is a fashionable singer who is loved by his friends. Dave is the recently outed football player who once made Kurt's life hell. Apart from being partners for an art project, they couldn't have anything else in common... right? :You've Got Mail AU:
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,709 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 3/4/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Dominance by Diamond Cobra reviews
Reid/Morgan. Reid decides to take control in the bedroom for the first time. Basically pure smut from start to finish. Can be easily read as a standalone but is actually the missing scene from chapter 1 of Eternal Soldier's fic, Reunion.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,907 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/1/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Not So Trade Secrets by eternal-depths-of-emerald reviews
He swore people were staring because they could tell, he might as well have it freaking tattooed across his forehead.Staring. Judging. Maybe somewhat appalled. But he could tell. They knew. Just a little crack for your weekend. Morgan x Reid
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,765 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/29/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
White Shirts by SweetG reviews
-One-sided Kurtofsky and Brittana- Society is sick. Sick and full of double standards: it's okay to be who you are. You've gotta change or people won't like you. Do this. Don't do it. Be this. Be something else.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Grace Under Pressure, Courage Under Fire by poetikat reviews
When Dave comes out, everything changes. A high school fairy tale that's quite possibly too sweet for its own good. The sequel to Nothing to Fear But Fear Itself. Heartwarming and outrageously AU post 2.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 102,224 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 11/15/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
A Secret Love by Eternal Soldier reviews
Sequel to How Could it Ever Be?, and the second in my Reid/Morgan series. Reid and Morgan are now together, and are trying to hide their relationship from the team. Will they be able to do it? This is SLASH, so if you don't like, don't read. Now rated M.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 51,817 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Pain in Amplification by Eternal Soldier reviews
Sequel to A Secret Love, 3rd in Reid/Morgan SLASH series. Two months later, and Reid and Morgan are happy as ever with the team's support. But when an UnSub releases a deadly virus and one of them becomes infected, could illness and death tear them apart?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,424 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/19/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Love Letters by Lolee Ann reviews
Love Story between Dave and Kurt. Now complete.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,870 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 3/12/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Decem by JustJasper reviews
10 M/R drabbles for a music meme, each a one-shot. Fluff, angst, mild smut, violence, reference to domestic abuse.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,396 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/8/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid
Reid's Revenge by nebula2 reviews
Sequel to "The Whistle". It's April Fool's Day, and Reid has found the perfect way to return the whistle to Morgan.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,842 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/5/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Ten Random Shuffles, One Common Denominator by OnceInALifetime reviews
"The goalpost was surprisingly cold against the naked skin of his back." Ten drabbles written for a LiveJournal meme, with a Morgan/Reid slash pairing.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,285 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Drunken Sex and Declarations of Love by criminalxxxmindsxxxfreak reviews
After a drunken night in a bar, Reid and Morgan wake up in bed together. Morgan/Reid fluffy-ness.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,415 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/4/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
The Kurtofsky Universe in One Word Prompts by I Know You Gave Him The Bacon reviews
A look into the Kurtofsky relationship from numerous angles. Each chapter brings a new story, each one based on a single word prompt. Ratings vary from story to story. Complete, as each fic is a single story. This will still be updated - not done yet!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,467 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Reunion Picnic by slery reviews
FUTURE FIC! Ten years down the road the team is no longer together on the job but they still share a family bond.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,095 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/2/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Really Bad Days by Insomniaandinfomercials reviews
Spencer sometimes goes through depressive episodes, and his boyfriend, Derek, helps him through them. A short one-shot I wrote in a bout of insomnia and depression :P. M/R.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/31/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Misunderstandings: An Epilogue in Three Parts by amelias-nature reviews
What happened after all the misunderstandings were cleared up? Three pivotal moments for the couple Kurtofsky. Rated M for part 2!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,611 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Blame it on the Rain by Chidori R. Fullbuster reviews
One-sided Kurtofsky songfic to 'Blame it on the Rain' by He is We. I'm horrible at summaries.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/29/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Participation by JustJasper reviews
Reid and Morgan aren't on the best terms after the events of Concept, and Reid's encounter with an unsub complicates things further. Warnings: graphic descriptions of sex crimes against teens, torture, injury, rape and murder. Non-con. Can standalone.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,514 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/28/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Separation Consequences by Marchling reviews
Morgan isn't there when Reid is hurt during an arrest and he tries to make up for it after. Established Morgan/Reid
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,850 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/28/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
What a Catch by Relised reviews
When Dave was diagnosed with cancer, he knew he was probably going to die. And he was pretty sure he was okay with that. Or at least he was okay with it until Kurt started coming around. Kurtofsky eventually
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,621 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
If Only by trestresfruity reviews
Morgan decides to rummage through one Dr. Reid's messenger bag... What will he find? Rated T to be safe.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/24/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Cabin Fever by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
Carole, at work, wins a raffle to go on vacation to a ski resort in Colorado. However, Paul Karofsky wins the same thing at his workplace for his own family. And as it happens... the two families must share a cabin. .:. a five-part Kurtofsky fic.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,254 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
The Downfall Of Us All by MorganElizabeth959 reviews
A killer set on destroying the BAU had been lose in Florida. What happens when they're the target, but have no leads? Will this killer end the lives of the team, or will they be able to save themselves before it's too late? Mild slash M/R.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,366 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 3/2/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Everything by Nini the Electrocuted Sheep reviews
When Karofsky pushes Kurt hard enough, the school faculty finally realize that something must be done. So Principal Figgins declares Karofsky Kurt's personal driver and bag-carrier while his broken arm heals. Who knows where this will lead? AU from NBK!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,330 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 3/20/2011 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
The Rise of Spencer by slery reviews
A young man suffering PTSD and head trauma learns to rise above his circumstances through the love and support of an unknown stranger.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 59,508 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 3/19/2011 - Published: 3/19/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Okay by ktfranceebee reviews
Sometimes 'okay' is as good as it gets, but sometimes 'okay' can be wonderful. Future Fic! Triple Shot! Kurtofsky! Angsty, but a happy ending.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,732 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 3/9/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Our Broken Fairytale by dorydafish reviews
Kurt is finally dating the man of his dreams; Blaine. He wasn't counting on bumping into Dave Karofsky with his new boyfriend and everything getting completely messed up! KURTOFSKY! -COMPLETE-
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,820 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Fury by LonelyWoods92 reviews
"Reid and Morgan had sex on your desk!" - The BAU war of 2011. slightly Crack!fic One-Shot. warning: slash implied R&R
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/14/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
The Magic of Deduction by TheShoelessOne reviews
John Watson spends seven years at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, where he meets the boy who will become the greatest man he'll ever know. Eventual John/Sherlock.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 65,395 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 2,356 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 1/27/2011 - John W. - Complete
Concept by JustJasper reviews
A third time they collide; Reid speaks, Morgan refuses to listen. Slash, hard M, angst, references to childhood sexual abuse. Part of series, but can stand alone if you're just after sexytimes. R&R!
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,189 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/13/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Booty Call by Rayne McKenna reviews
The very technology that Derek curses, might just turn out to be his saving grace.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,153 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 2/11/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
This Is Crippling Romance by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
In which Kurt and Karofsky argue, and Kurt explains, "I'm not ready for this. I need a boyfriend who is out and proud. We just can't be, Karofsky." .:. one-sided Kurtofsky. quiet angsty. light spoilers for 2x15, mainly what Kurt says about romance.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Rewrite by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
A web of time-travel, do-overs, romance, friendship, humor, angst, and death after death to bring Dave to new chances and new life, because all he wants is Kurt and to set things right, to undo his regrets. .:. Kurtofsky, mostly AU, multi-chap, complete.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 130,934 - Reviews: 889 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 3/7/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Needs to be said by Zombiebubbles reviews
Karofsky calls Kurt... just a conversation I wish would be cannon one day...FINISHED But being continued in the fic Rolling in the Deep!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,504 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 3/2/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Little Red Head by Sakura Blossom Storm reviews
Hi, my name's Jenna Scott, I'm no one special, in fact I'm boring and plain. However, when push came to shove at McKinley High and one of my students was driven out of this school, I stood back and watched.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,626 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Fix Tonight by JustJasper reviews
After a harrowing case Morgan needs control, and Reid needs a fix. WARNINGS: Crime scene featuring minors, implied violence against children, references to childhood sexual abuse.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,605 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/28/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Just a Question by AlwaysCrashing reviews
Kurt calls Burt to ask permission for a boy to sleep over. Established Kurtofsky. One-shot. M for language
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Cowardly Lion by criminalxxxmindsxxxfreak reviews
Garcia ambushes Reid when he walks into the office one morning and blackmails him into doing something he's not quite ready to do - tell Morgan how he feels. Companion to "Fearless"; oneshot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/25/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Mardi Gras by EpicLover reviews
Morgan and Reid have actually meet before the BAU. Their paths crossed while visting New Orleans during Mardi gras. This is the story of what happened. Bad summary, Sorry! *Slash* MorganxReid, plz R&R
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,895 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 2/10/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Trust by GoldenRoya reviews
Kurt is struggling with some new issues when he realizes that some things may be more important - like saving a life. *Now continued!* There's more to saving a life than just holding a bandage. It may come down to holding a hand.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,919 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Fearless by criminalxxxmindsxxxfreak reviews
Prentiss challenges Morgan to do the one thing he is scared to do... tell Reid how he really feels. Morgan/Reid slash; mentions of Prentiss/Hotch. ONESHOT!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/22/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Claustrophobic by criminalxxxmindsxxxfreak reviews
Sequel to "His Own Hell" Reid and Morgan return to work after Morgan's medical leave is over and managed to get locked in a dark closet... where Morgan finds out the real reason for Reid's fear of the dark. ONESHOT! 5th in Morgan/Reid series!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,025 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/22/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
His Own Hell by criminalxxxmindsxxxfreak reviews
Sequel to "Meet the Family" Reid's father comes looking to make amends, but how will he react to Reid's relationship with Morgan? And how will Reid keep one of his biggest secrets from the man he loves? Morgan/Reid SLASH; mild violence. 4th in M/R series!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,960 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 12/15/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Neon Lights by luxdelune reviews
Dave calls Kurt to apologize leading to a turn of events that he could have never anticipated. FLUFFY ONE SHOT
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,988 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/13/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Please Just Rescue Me by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
It's the anniversary of Kurt's mother's death. No one can seem to quell his anger, pain, or tears. Except, of course, the most unlikely hero... .:. semi-Kurtofsky oneshot, as witnessed by Artie.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,608 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
We're Not a Secret Anymore by Just-Chiara reviews
Inspired by the repeal of the 'Don't ask, don't tell' rule. Derek decides to take Spencer out on a real date.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/12/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Lost by Just-Chiara reviews
Back home after the events of "Revelations", Spencer can't sleep. Spoilers for 2.15 "Revelations".
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/12/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Always and Forever by seditionary reviews
Reid's fixing a special Valentine dinner for Morgan, but he's not only late, but apparently unaware of the significance of the day. Written for the Valentine Challenge at Chit Chat forum. Reid/Morgan slash, established relationship. This is quite fluffy.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,166 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/6/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Spaces In Your Togetherness by TheFirstMrsHummel reviews
Kurt Hummel is a rising star in the Chicagoland wedding/event planning scene. Will all go awry when he and Dave Karofsky meet again? It's Kurtofsky, people - if you don't ship it, don't read it. Rated M for future smutty chapters.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,078 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Three Strikes by ShooBeans reviews
Morgan attempts to ask Reid out. Morgan/Reid Oneshot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,632 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/3/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Monster Glee Version by lordofthepringles reviews
Dave and Kurt have been together for a few months. Dave has introduce Kurt to the wonders of kinky sex, and he has unwittingly unleashed a monster. This is the aftermath. Similar story found on As the World Turns, under Luke Snyder and Reid Oliver .
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,035 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/3/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Monsters by PoppyandViolet reviews
Kurt Hummel had always abhorred monsters. Just not in the most literal sense. Kurt/Karofsky
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,999 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
How Could it Ever Be? by Eternal Soldier reviews
Morgan and Prentiss are teasing Reid as usual about not being able to get a girl, but is there another reason behind his pain when they go too far? Morgan/Reid SLASH, don't like, don't read! First in my series about Reid/Morgan!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,860 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/2/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Beauty in the Breakdown by xheartoflifex reviews
Even through dealing with a stalker, Chris can't help but feel that the similarities between him and Kurt Hummel are getting a little old... .:chriscolfer/maxadler:.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,443 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
The Reason Why by JL Howie reviews
This is a continuation from my other Karofsky fic, A Glimpse Into the Madness, but it's a bit heavier, and I thought this needed it's own story. This is not a romance, this is a tragedy. Just preparing you. Please enjoy, anyway.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,251 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Big Sissy by PurtFiend reviews
One Shot. Karfosky spots Kurt while shopping. He decides to follow the sassy soprano. Hopefully humour and silliness ensues plus a little understanding between the pair. Rated M for language, it's not very politically correct. Apologies in advance.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,172 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/27/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Cold Hands, Warm Heart by PurtFiend reviews
Karofsky has come up with a new way to freak Kurt out in this funny and fluffy tale, and Finn follows suit…
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Exeunt Stage Right by RococonoKokoro reviews
He didn't know what it was about Ku-Hummel that got under his skin, but he knew that everything had spiraled out of control because of it. If only he had been able to control himself, if only he had treated Kurt like a person... Eventual Karommel.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,910 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/23/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H.
Rex loves the Alphabet by Silverloveless reviews
How Rex lives his life with an alphabet theme. All chapters up A-Z. Please Read&Review. The ratings are at the top of the page, they range from M to K. This is boyxboy of Rex/Six so please enjoy if it's not your thing then don't read.
Generator Rex - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 30,897 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Agent Six, Rex S. - Complete
I Blame Max by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
Chris Colfer knows who he is, what his sexuality is like, and how to be a professional actor. But sometimes certain costars make actors blur the lines a little, and Chris can't help but blame Max Adler for this stupid crush. .:. Sequel to I Blame Karofsky
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Just Some PreWedding Jitters by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
The final sequel to the La Vie Boheme universe. Which means Dave/Kurt. .:. Sam and Quinn are getting married, and naturally, Kurt is planning. But before the wedding day, Quinn becomes more than distessed, and just a little hesitant. Epilogue attached.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,980 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Karomel! The Musical by Waytooold4this reviews
Future fiction about Dave & Kurt. Not sure if the timeline structure of chapters 1 and 2 is good or complete rubbish. Please let me know. The narrative begins with chapter 3, so please read at least that far before deciding whether you wish to continue.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,047 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 1/2/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H.
Thongs and Whitey Tighties by lordofthepringles reviews
Dave has a fantasy, which Kurt fulfills. Kurt and Dave PWP. SERIOUSLY. No plot to speak of. Just porn. Title is an inside joke from the GLEE RP. This is dedicated to: Kurt from the RP Glee. I hope you enjoy.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,402 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Mind Blown by Chloe Winchester reviews
Tag to 6.12 Spencer's head is going to explode, he's in so much pain he can't see and he can't take it anymore... NO SLASH!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/20/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
The Untitled Kurtofsky Angst Fic by GeniaTheParadox reviews
Established Kurtofsky relationship. Dave was expecting to get a hard time from Azimio and the guys for dating Kurt, but no one expected this. Rated M just to be on the safe side.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/20/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Loathing by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
I've always felt like Elphaba: an outcast in my school for how I look, how I act, wanting to be free. And yet I feel quite sympathetic with Glinda at the moment, because I simply cannot stand who my assigned roommate is!.:.eventual Kurt/Dave. college fic.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 80,040 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Letters to Spencer by Totally-Out-Of-It reviews
The team gets a strange call from Reid. He says he's leaving but hints to the truth: he's in danger. Now Morgan, Rossi, Prentiss, and Hotch search the clues to find Reid before it's too late. Sort of pre-slash Morgan/Reid. One-shot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,119 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/19/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Hollywood Derek Morgan by seditionary reviews
AU. Derek Morgan is a low-budget martial arts film star. Spencer Reid is a physics professor at Caltech. When they meet on the set of Derek's big-break movie, they fall in love-but, there are obstacles...
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,945 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 7/21/2010 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
The War Boys by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
They were such close friends, before. But one cold day after playing in the snow in their preteen years made things different. Difficult. And hard to forget, as much as Dave tries. .:. AU. inspired by an IFC film. Dave/Kurt. warning: rated M for shotacon.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,458 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/9/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
I Blame Karofsky by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
Max Adler has never questioned his sexuality. He's totally into girls, no doubt. But suddenly the lines between how his character Karofsky feels and how Max himself is feeling are blurring without his consent, and now he can't look at Chris the same way.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,082 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/9/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
One Foot In by axisofsymmetry reviews
Dave is allowed to board the airplane early. Half an hour later, who else sits next to him but one Kurt Hummel? This is going to be one hell of a long plane ride. Future, Karomel, AU after X-Mas.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,901 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/5/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Maiden Tag by TheFirstMrsHummel reviews
Kurt Hummel is off to the gay bars of Cleveland, on a mission to lose his virginity. Can an old frenemy from McKinley maybe help him out with his goal?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,814 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
The Consanguine Mind by Pipsy reviews
Repost. In an AU where Reid never joined the team, a case sends them to Nevada where his mother is a victim. As the team befriends him and the profile comes together, the UnSub and a dark secret is closer than they think. FINISHED! Previously 230 reviews.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 66,281 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 107 - Published: 12/31/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Holidaze by Rayne McKenna reviews
"A person often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it." Jean de La Fontaine. Christmas Fic. Morgan-centric. More soapy than bath time! SLASH!
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,943 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 12/22/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
If I Traded It All by BreeZombiee reviews
Kurt believes it's going to be the worst summer ever when he realizes he'll have to spend it at his former bullies home. David Karofsky.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,394 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Broken by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Kurt has lost everything. But in that moment where you have nothing, can you gain it all back in different ways? AU after "Grilled Cheesus" Character death. Kurtofsky
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,691 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Highland Man by Amory Sparkly Bat reviews
What do you get when you combine kilts, the Ambiguously Gay Duo, and blue bow-ties? David, where's your trousers! Kurt... where's your BOW TIE!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,435 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Galactic Academy by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
Dave and Kurt are cast in a musical independent film by some slightly insane visionary named Chuck. And with the first experience with the film, Dave realizes a few things. .:. LVB-U sequel-ish multi-shot. Dave/Kurt.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,476 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 12/12/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Solace by Rayne McKenna reviews
Morgan doesn't like the new agent. Just a quick one shot designed to work through some personal issues with the newest season. May be slightly spoilerrific for those outside the U.S. But not really...mostly based on speculation.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/17/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
The Rose and Pearl by TheFirstMrsHummel reviews
Sequel to Cry for Deliverance. Kurt and Dave continue to work on the issues and feelings raised during that story. Can you really build something strong and good on the ashes of despair and disaster?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,970 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Proof That Dave Karofsky Is Actually Quite Brave by GeniaTheParadox reviews
The last in my Kurtofsky series. Sick of being seen as a bully, Dave finally comes clean.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,315 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/16/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Secret Santa Surprise by Noxialis reviews
- Reid/Morgan - The BAU is doing a Secret Santa, and Reid has to come up with the perfect gift for Morgan.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,800 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/15/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Secret Stalker, I Mean, Admirer by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
Ever since the fourth of December, Kurt has been getting random presents on random days at random times. And they all seem to be from one guy who calls himself 'B'. Just who is this secret admirer? Kurt is determined to figure it out. .:. Kurt/?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,945 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Kurt H. - Complete
4 times Hotch got the wrong idea, 1 time he didnt by DarknessIsTheUniverse reviews
Four times Hotch gets the wrong idea of the nature of Morgan and Reid s relationship -and one time he doesn t. Basically five scenarios in which M/R are caught in some sort of compromised position by accident ? . Some funny, some scary...
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,650 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 12/3/2010 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Living Conditions by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
It doesn't take long for their living arrangement to turn sour, not to mention so very... /tense./ .:. Dave/Kurt. smut alert! part of the LVB/U -La Vie Boheme universe-, the first oneshot sequel for it. enjoy!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,205 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
La Vie Boheme by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
At age 25, Kurt Hummel goes out into the 'real world' looking for work in the theatres of Chicago; there's less competition there for roles than in New York. During callbacks for Rent, however, Kurt meets a blast from his past... .:. Dave/Kurt future!fic.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 49,553 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Meet The Family by criminalxxxmindsxxxfreak reviews
Sequel to "Across the Sky in Stars" Morgan asks Reid to come with him when he visits his family for Christmas. How will the Morgans take the news of their relationship? Morgan/Reid SLASH Third installement in my Morgan/Reid series!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,911 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 10/27/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
I'm Sorry by Phantom of a Rose reviews
'Then he once again picked up the gun. He was shaking now. Strange. He wasn't that nervous. He pushed the gun to his temple...' Based on a plot rumor of dealing with suicide. Little angsty.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,690 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Cry for Deliverance by TheFirstMrsHummel reviews
Dave Karofsky and Kurt Hummel deal with the consequesnces of the events in "Furt", separately and together. Warnings for angst and suicidal ideation, but no character death.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,303 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 11/24/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Smells Like Suicide by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
Kurt slips into the hospital. He found a note, he heard the rumors, and now he has to go see the suicide attemptee for himself, one Dave Karofsky. .:. depressed!Dave, caring!Kurt, and light Karomel a.k.a. Kurtofsky ahead. T for swears. now a twoshot!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,003 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
A Thoroughly Average Boy by poetikat reviews
For theauthor2010's Glee Angst Meme prompt: Five secrets aside from the BIG one that Dave Karofsky holds. Now with a happy epilogue, because I can't do tragic endings. possibly triggery description of a suicide attempt and suicidal thoughts
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,343 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/25/2010 - D. Karofsky - Complete
Basic Alchemy by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
Changing a handful of elements from one thing to another through miraculous scientific means; that is basic alchemy. But can the same principle apply to people as well? .:. Dave/Kurt, predicts for and occurs after 2x08. spoilers for 2x06 and 2x07. DONE!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,052 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Cloud Nine by Rayne McKenna reviews
Just a nice little one shot I dreamed up...that's now apparently a three chapter tribute to Spencer's mouth...
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,875 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 10/15/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Hotel Rooms and Second Chances by SpencerReidsTrueLove reviews
Sequel to Vacation Time. Reid and Morgan have been married for two years when a fight leads t their breakup. Can Garcia help Morgan win back Reid? Or is this the end of a beautiful marriage?
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,438 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/22/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Twenty Morgan&Reid drabbles by Just-Chiara reviews
A collection of 20 drabbles written for a challenge at crimeland on LJ: ten themes, 5 category: one character Reid , 5 writer's choice. Guest appearances by Garcia, Sheldon Cooper and Leonard Hofstadter The Big Bang Theory .
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 2,155 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/21/2010 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Breakthru by mugglerock reviews
A little deeper look into the underlying reason of why David Karofsky is such a bully. A speculation on how I would like to see 2x08 pan out.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,939 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/21/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Beard by Vanessa S. Quest reviews
Okay, so this is my first ever MorganReid fic, so please click on the review button if you like it, and if you're a HotchReid fan don't worry I'll be back to writing that again real soon. . If you skip this one, I get it.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/20/2010 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
The Signal by TheFirstMrsHummel reviews
Kurt and Finn discover one more thing you have to get used to when you suddenly have a step-brother the same age. Mostly Kurofsky with a dash of Finchel and Kurt/Finn friendship.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,332 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/17/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Some Kind of Wonderful by Rayne McKenna reviews
Spencer Reid's wedding is a week away and the girls despise his fiancé. Can a night uptown and a twist of fate change things before it's too late?
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,625 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 11/6/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Earning It by TheFirstMrsHummel reviews
In the aftermath of Never Been Kissed, Kurt transfers to Dalton. But can he really leave everything - and everyone - at McKinley High School behind?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,317 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 11/13/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Make Me and Take Me by PinkHimeLacus reviews
Spencer and Derek are yet again stuck in an elevator, but this time Spencer refuses to talk to the older agent. Can Derek make him? Slash.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,532 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 34 - Published: 11/12/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Nothing to Fear But Fear Itself by poetikat reviews
Written for the Glee Angst Meme prompt: "In response to all the bullying, the school holds a Challenge Day. Part way through Karofsky ends up outing himself."
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,175 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 46 - Published: 11/12/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
The Kid by 2amWritersClub reviews
Morgan runs into an old friend who has been appointed the job of teaching self defence to the new recruits at Quantico. Can he help him with the most hopeless pupil he's ever taught? Set pre Season One.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,173 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 46 - Published: 11/12/2010 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Birthday Sex by SpencerReidsTrueLove reviews
Song-fic based on Birthday Sex by Jeremih - It's Reid's birthday, and Morgan has a special night planned for the two of them. RXM established relationship. Slash.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,362 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/8/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Wanna be your victim, Ready for abduction by PinkHimeLacus reviews
Derek meets his dream girl at a Halloween party, only it's not a girl, but Spencer cross-dressing. Powers of attraction will be tested. Will they crash and burn or ignite something? Slash. RE-EDITED VERSIONS
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,768 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 10/28/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Battle of the Brainiacs by hollyivy7 reviews
Otto Malpense meets Artemis Fowl, one boy genius to another. Saying they don't really get along at first is a huge understatement. Pairings TBD. Dark humor. PLEASE REVIEW!
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & H.I.V.E. - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Artemis F., Otto M.
Justification by darkangel-silvermoon reviews
If YOU FIND SELF INJURY AN OFFENSIVE TOPICPLEASE DON'T READ! Reid has trouble coping with all the changes...can't seem to find the answers.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,501 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 10/25/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Finding Out by China Dolly reviews
A case, a kiss and Reid finds himself in love with the one man he is convinced he can never have. Male x Male
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,181 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/31/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Witchy Woman by Rayne McKenna reviews
Sequel to 'Halloween Treat'. Really should read that first. This is what happens at the Halloween party. Includes, drinking, fighting, dancing, the horizontal mambo and MONSTER MASH! And not necessarily in that order...
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/28/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Across the Sky in Stars by criminalxxxmindsxxxfreak reviews
Reid and Morgan's realtionship slowly begins to grow and they attempt to hide it from the rest of the team. Morgan/Reid SLASH. Second installement in my Morgan/Reid series!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,903 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 10/8/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Overlord: Apocalypse by Billie the fourth sage reviews
20 years since Overlord destroyed civilization, refugees led by Laura and Wing survive hidden from Overlord's reign. It is only when a white-haired, blue-eyed child appears, is this survival threatened. "What is your choice, Wing?" AU, het-homo pairings
H.I.V.E. - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,537 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Otto M., Wing F.
Busted by Rayne McKenna reviews
The sequel to 'What's Up Doc'. What happens the following Monday. Yes, you have to read 'What's Up Doc' to understand this one.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,716 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/11/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Playing Cupid by criminalxxxmindsxxxfreak reviews
When Garcia learns about Reid's feelings for Morgan, she intervenes and decides to help him tell Morgan the truth. Reid/Garcia friendship. Morgan/Reid slash. Mild sexual innuendo. Three-Shot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,052 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 10/4/2010 - P. Garcia, S. Reid - Complete
What They Heard by Rayne McKenna reviews
The team finds out what really goes bump in the night.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/5/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
What's Up Doc? by Rayne McKenna reviews
After an awkward moment on a case, Morgan tries to talk to Reid when the relentless teasing from the team goes too far. If you enjoy this one I wrote a sequel to it called 'Busted'
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,268 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/4/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Deuteronomy 3235 by Rayne McKenna reviews
What should have been the start of a wonderful, two week vacation turns into a nightmare for Morgan and Reid. SLASH.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,509 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/27/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Homework by Lina Trinch reviews
In Holiday's absence, Six attempts to help Rex with his homework... and it goes horribly. "What the hell are you kid's learning, now days?" Not a slash, it's just awesome. Slight Holix.
Generator Rex - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,743 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Agent Six, Rex S. - Complete
At the End of the Day by Rayne McKenna reviews
When Spencer Reid returns home after a long day just wanting to relax, he quickly realizes that fate has other plans. Warning: assault/role play.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,464 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/24/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
Random Songs Music Meme by seditionary reviews
Ten songs, ten ficlets. Some humorous, some dark, some sexy, all Morgan/Reid slash.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/15/2010 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
The Real Me by Rayne McKenna reviews
When Reid alienates everyone in the office, Hotch recruits Morgan to get to the bottom of things.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/15/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
In Your Eyes by Rayne McKenna reviews
Derek learns more about Spencer Reid than he'd ever bargained for when the team gets called to Phoenix on a case. But their new found bond may be cut short in wake of a terrible tragedy.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,244 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/15/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Own Me by coffeebuddha reviews
All Derek Morgan wants is to keep his head down and serve out the rest of his sentence, but things start to get complicated with the arrival of his new cellmate, Spencer Reid. Prison AU.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,116 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/8/2010 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Alphabetical by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. 26 Harry/Draco one-shots for each letter of the alphabet as requested by you guys. Warnings for silliness, adult language, humour, angst, sexual content, camera abuse and runaway toast.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 25,881 - Reviews: 989 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Hot Like Mexico by coffeebuddha reviews
Sometimes a person can be in your life for years before you ever realize that you don't really know that much about him. And sometimes it takes him showing up at a club wearing a skirt to make you realize that you might have missed something.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,827 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 8/29/2010 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Russian Roulette by they'recomingtotakemeaway reviews
Spencer has a thing for Russian Roulette. He plays it the same way he does everything else in life -alone.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,910 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/13/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Don't Know Much About History by TheSecretCity reviews
For the July TV prompt challenge. Reid decides to use his physics magic to get back at Strauss. Rated for language.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,310 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 7/23/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Undercover by criminalxxxmindsxxxfreak reviews
An unsub is killing homosexual men in a small town, so Reid and Morgan agree to go undercover as a couple to help catch him. NOT SLASH! There will be violence in later chapters.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,512 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 7/15/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Love Heals by shortierockette reviews
After Kurt is the victim of a hate crime, Sam is left unsure if he can pick up the pieces. Sam/Kurt pairing, set sometime in the future, rated for violence and homophobic language.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,703 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Kurt H., Sam E. - Complete
Pain by the-vampire-act reviews
Slash. Reid's leg is hurting more than it should. As Morgan comforts his friend, he discovers the shocking reason why. Pleaz R&R!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,050 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 5/21/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Chaos Theory by Chloe Winchester reviews
Spencer has been missing for 2 years, and when the BAU finds him, they find a broken and scared young man. And the worst of it, the man that took him is still out there. Some chapters rated M. Reidcentric NO SLASH set in season 2 Major Reid whumpage!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 48,662 - Reviews: 1265 - Favs: 762 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
A Fight to End All Fights by xMischiefManaged013 reviews
"I'm sorry Prettyboy" "For what Morgan? Contrary to your actions I do not have a vagina!" Fluffy M/R...T for language
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/6/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Reid's Last Day by half broken moon reviews
One-Shot and a sequel to Reid's First Day. It's Spencer's last day at the BAU and nobody would let him forget that one time Garcia called, her favorite moment ever in history. Strauss gets hella told off hehe. R/M slash but nothing nasty. Some bad lang.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/26/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Reid's First Day by half broken moon reviews
It's Reid's first day at the BAU and someone gets off the wrong foot. Will Reid have the confidence to prove people wrong? Final chapter up!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,063 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 6/21/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Canine Bodyguard by Azara-Rayne18 reviews
At the end of his rope, Morgan convinces Reid to dog-sit Clooney. But after a serious accident, Reid relationship with Morgan's dog goes through a drastic change, and gives the team an interesting idea to protect their youngest...
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,997 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 2/9/2010 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Forever by NariaVane reviews
Harry can't seem to get Draco's odd behavior off of his mind, so he sneaks off to ask him why he's not being a prick. HP/DM rated M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Demons of the Past by criminalxxxmindsxxxfreak reviews
Reid has trouble accepting the memories that resufaced under hypnosis, luckily, Morgan is there to help him through it and he's not letting Reid go down that dark road alone. No slash. Mentions of child molestation. Sequel to "The Eyes of a Monster"
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,615 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 6/14/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Vengeance Is Sweet by criminalxxxmindsxxxfreak reviews
When Reid and Morgan are kidnapped by an angry UnSub who demands that the team choose one of them to die, the team scrambles to find them before it's too late. Rate T for graphic violence and some language.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,965 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
The Chick by Azara-Rayne18 reviews
Spencer's eidetic memory fails him, causing him to get in hot water with Derek. They have it out at the BAU, causing Prentiss and JJ to come to an interesting conclusion, one Garcia knew all along... Reid/Morgan established. One shot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/15/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Outed by the-vampire-act reviews
Slashy OneShot. Morgan and Reid are nominated to update the BAU's computer/TV system with interesting results.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/12/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
The Eyes of a Monster by criminalxxxmindsxxxfreak reviews
My version of the episode "Memoriam" Assumes Gary Michaels never existed and Reid's father was the killer. How do things pan out for our favorite genius when he's forced to confront the darkness of his past? WARNING: mentions of child molestation!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,189 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 6/5/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
From The Shadows by criminalxxxmindsxxxfreak reviews
Women are turning up dead in the DC area and Reid realizes he has a stalker. Are the two things connected?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,672 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 5/30/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
Morgan Started It by MissdaVinci77 reviews
It's too hot, so Morgan and Garcia find a way to cool down, BAU style. Cute oneshot. I do not own Criminal Minds. Reviews loved.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/5/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Not Cute by 00Boo reviews
It's at times like this that Morgan really, really wishes there was something to crawl under. pre-Morgan/Reid. OOCness. Part 2 added!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,114 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Profilers' Night Out by seditionary reviews
Reid and the BAU ladies are at loose ends one night and decide to go out, but when Reid gets hurt, he realizes just how big a part of his life Morgan has become. Fluffy, humor. Adults drinking and some language. One-shot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,849 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/30/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
What the Doctor Saw by seditionary reviews
The evidence is in. Reid's the heartbroken eye witness. Even Morgan can't refute his guilt-but is it possible that he's innocent? Reid/Morgan slash, featuring Jordan Todd as the girl who gets Morgan into hot water with Spencer.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,213 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 5/7/2010 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Waiting by Dlvvanzor reviews
He grinned. "Love you more." "Yeah," I agreed, laughing. "Probably." BartxNat oneshot, Bartimaeus POV.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,486 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Bartimaeus, Nathaniel - Complete
Rumors by coffeebuddha reviews
It's your first day at the FBI Academy in Quantico, Virginia and already you've started to hear the rumors about the BAU.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/3/2010 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
It Always Starts With Words by Dragonsmaidan reviews
Morgan says something he shouldn't have and Reid overhears him. Can their relationship be saved?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,329 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/16/2010 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Open Are The Doors To The Deathless by The Seventh L reviews
Reincarnation!AU; NaruSasu. Naruto and Sasuke meet again and again and again, in different times, all with the same results. In which time is not a barrier and love is always the answer. // Spoilers for events leading up to Shippudden. //
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,428 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Crossing Bridges by misshris18 reviews
Moving schools in your junior year is a whole different ball game. So is basketball. Naruto tries to balance one with the other. The hot captain of the basketball team isn't helping matters. AU, yaoi, SasuNaru, smut/lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,089 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
All's Unfair In Love And War by Eleanor Pepperland reviews
A sad drabble I made after attending a masquerade, and finding Otto and Wing's love child! I'm kidding about the love child thing. Enjoy this little oneshot.
H.I.V.E. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,453 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Otto M., Wing F. - Complete
Naruto Should Know Better than to Listen to Gossip by misshris18 reviews
Sasuke comes back to Konoha; Naruto is promptly declared one of his parole officers by Tsunade. How will he survive Sasuke moving into his flat for the next 6 to 18 months? And why should he never listen to a word that comes out of Sai's mouth? Slash
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,317 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Breath Before the Plunge by Dragonsmaidan reviews
After Spencer Reid finishes a case at his old college he is haunted by memories from his past. Can Derek help him?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,851 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/1/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Derek Hates Spencer by seditionary reviews
When Dr. Spencer Reid is hired to work with the BAU team, Derek Morgan doesn't react well. He doesn't like him, and the fact that the kid seems to like him--a lot--is just annoying. Will they work it out? One shot, contains rough sex and bad language.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,514 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/26/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
To Speak it Aloud by Boingogirl reviews
Reid needs to learn to speak up for what he wants before he loses the chance. SLASH COMPLETE
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,130 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/24/2010 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Better Than This by poweroverbirds reviews
Why do you love me? Such a simple question made his mind freeze.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/3/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Under the Covers by love will not hurt reviews
20 things about Derek Morgan and Spencer Reid. Morgan/Reid.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/18/2010 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Past Tense by gibrelina reviews
Reid couldn't save Morgan. Now the only thing he's sure about is that he doesn't know how to deal with it. Songfic: "How to Save a Life" by The Fray. WARNING: CHARACTER DEATH
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,753 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Engagement by Senko Wakimarin reviews
An engagement can be many things; a simple meeting, a deadly encounter, or the entanglement of two seperate lives, forever. The story of how Kakuzu met Hidan, ad discovered what a pain he was going to be.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Have You Ever by ansera reviews
A club, one too many drinks, and a game that Reid knew he shouldn't have even started playing. Morgan/Reid.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,787 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/4/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Do I? by AshlynnElizabeth reviews
Reid thinks Morgan doesn’t love him anymore, and he runs, will Morgan make it in time to stop him from changing everyone's lives? Slash Morgan/Reid
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,172 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/18/2009 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Not Exactly Girl Power by ansera reviews
Reid would do anything for a case - even dress up as a woman. Morgan/Reid.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,357 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 64 - Published: 12/3/2009 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Did You Say Something? by ansera reviews
In which Garcia makes a phone call and Reid is distracted. Morgan/Reid.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,057 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/3/2009 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Checkmate by ansera reviews
Derek Morgan, running the Youth Center, has his attention caught by the young man teaching chess. Morgan/Reid.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,396 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/3/2009 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Attracting Angel Cheeks by ansera reviews
Reid decides to act on his feelings for Morgan. Garcia decides to help. Reid/Morgan.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,236 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/3/2009 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Genius by starrrz reviews
It's the busiest day in the detective's calendar, but Red seems to be hiding a secret of his own.
Half Moon Investigations - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,482 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Complete
Somewhere Only We Know by kurosora1984 reviews
Axel hadn't been home in years. Now, for the first time...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,629 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Take Me On The Floor by Sora no Kioku's old account reviews
AkuRoku. After his twin suggests that he goes out for awhile, Roxas decides to go to a night club and have some fun. There, he meets a redheaded man named Axel who teaches him to dance. As the night rolls on, Roxas discovers new-found feelings for other.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,240 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Sketch and Shiver by kurosora1984 reviews
Art students should refrain from falling in love with nude models. Axel missed that memo. AkuRoku smut for 8/13/2009
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,460 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 42 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Comfortable by psychokid reviews
Sequel to Uncomfortable. Morgan/Reid slash. Rated M for later chapters.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,573 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - S. Reid, D. Morgan
Cooking With Hidan by mototsumitama reviews
What happens when Hidan goes in search of some lube? Rated M for sexual themes and Hidan's lovely language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Don't Let Me Stay Out Late by psychokid reviews
Morgan learns something unexpected about Reid, and tries to help him. crack!fic Forgive me for writing this. SLASH and ANGST
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,069 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Exhileration by yaoikoibito reviews
Watanuki felt light headed, he gulped and licked his dry lips. The bespectacled teen then gripped the other’s thigh tightly, digging in his nails a little. It wasn’t entirely painful, just enough as a warning of Watanuki’s apprehension. DouWata Shounen ai
xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2009 - S. Doumeki, K. Watanuki - Complete
Rules for Tobi, by the Akatsuki by Bored Katsu reviews
Tobi wants to be a good boy! The Akatsuki have made up some rules so that their newest member doesn't get killed on day one. List format except for Chapter Five. Currently being reposted for typos.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,550 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Three Times Lucky by Sharzam reviews
NaruSasu Where Naruto is a hormone-driven seme and Sasuke is the chakra-less uke. Not for those who think that Naruto's always the one who cried when they first have sex and think that Sasuke's always the seme. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,053 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 47 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Your 'Wife' by Melby7777 reviews
In order to save his sister from marrying a man she did not love, Hidan switches places with Hidako and marries Lord Kakuzu. Yaoi, eventual smut. IT IS COMPLETE starts off bad, ends pretty good
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 25,047 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Taste the Rainbow by Kirmon64 reviews
HIVEmind discovers Skittles, and his thoughts just snowball from there....
H.I.V.E. - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,034 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2009 - H.I.V.E.mind - Complete
Hearts by rogueandkurt reviews
Nothing says romance like sending your boyfriend into anaphylactic shock." Oneshot. Reid centric. Slash - established relationship Morgan/Reid. Fluff alert.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/13/2009 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
The Anbu Pair by ChikaMikk10 reviews
Sasuke is back on a mission with Naruto. And to do what? Protect Harry Potter of course but what they don't know is that enemies are hiding in the shadows. Enemies that have been thought to be dead Sasunaru, Sasodei, implied KakuHida among others Shounena
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 53,954 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Harry P., Sasuke U. - Complete
Shinratensei by TheUchihaRaven reviews
The year is 2012 and the world is in shambles. The survivors have slowly began to breech the surface, building domes as a safe haven from the irradiated world. What it to come of them? It's the plot for my forum shinratensei. proboards. com /index. cgi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Star Crossed by LadyBelz reviews
Space...the final frontier...In the year 4437 A.E. After Earth Prince Draco Abraxas Lucien Malfoy of the planet kingdom Slytherin is being forced to marry the enigmatic Prince of the neighboring planet kingdom Gryffindor. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,135 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 11/27/2008 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Black Puppet Strings by kira-chan's imagination reviews
Hidan is fed up with Kakuzu totally ignoring him when working. He decides the only way to get some attention is to bother Kakuzu until his last nerve. Hidan pushes a bit too far so Kakuzu has a suprise for him as well. Rated for a reason! YAOI KuzuxHidan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,594 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Something You Don't Know by tearbos reviews
Morgan finally acts, and he learns a few things about Reid.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/17/2008 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Slow Day at Quantico by medicgirl reviews
Morgan and Reid get bored. This can't end well...
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,995 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Complete
One Week by ProfessorHojotheGEN-I-US reviews
SanZo, ZoSan. Zoro loses a bet that forces him to be Sanji's slave for one week. Surely this won't be the most horrible week of his life, right? That's up to Sanji to decide. Unless, of course, Zoro fights back.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,406 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Sanji's Hands by StarkBlack reviews
ZoroSanji Sanji is injured more than just physically during a fight and Zoro is there to help him. Warnings: yaoi, boyxboy, fluff.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,241 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
I Can See The Village by FastForward reviews
Kotetsu and Izumo return home after a devastating mission. But everything will be all right, because Kotetsu can see the village... right? KotIzu Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,339 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Kotetsu H., Izumo K. - Complete
Locked Away by VyxenSkye reviews
After Train sacrifices his right hand Doctor decides to take him to Creed's mansion, and that's where all the problems start the nanomachines, the Tao, rape, and... children? rape, mpreg, Train torture, eventual CreedTrain.
Black Cat - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,801 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 10/28/2006 - Complete
Hunger by Eligent reviews
What can make you change everything you are and turn you into something you never thought you'd be? When someone is coming for one of your own, your whole team hurts, which the BAU painfully learns as an unsub seeks revenge in the deadliest way.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,684 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 2/23/2007 - Published: 1/6/2007 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Pain Is Not An Option by Black Gargie reviews
Revised Version Have you ever wondered what would happen if Doumeki actually breaks and lose his temper? Find it in this fic! This is my first fic, so be kind plz! Constructive critism encouraged, no flames
xxxHOLiC - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,518 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/3/2007 - Published: 8/2/2006 - K. Watanuki, S. Doumeki - Complete
Cinders by Amaya Natsuya reviews
Warning: Contains Shounenai! Naruto has been forced into servitude by his stepmother and stepsisters, but when the prince holds a ball, Naruto hopes that maybe, just maybe, he can finally be free. A Cinderella Story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,737 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Little Boy Lost by Eligent reviews
The team is called out to find a serial kidnapper and murderer who targets young boys. But how far will the unsub go to find out what the team knows about him? And how far will one agent go to save a lost boy?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,438 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 8/1/2006 - Published: 7/29/2006 - S. Reid - Complete
Prankster by demonrubberducky reviews
A rash of pranks has broken out in Konoha in the aftermath of the Chuunin Exams. Kakashi is determined to find the ninja responsible, but just who will be outwitting who? KxI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,962 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 6/9/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Bond by Anna Fugazzi reviews
Yet another one of those Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Stuff Happens Leading To Twoo Wuv stories. Because every HD writer has to write at least one. [Finished]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 204,036 - Reviews: 3348 - Favs: 6,938 - Follows: 1,326 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Broken by Kilerkki reviews
Kamizuki Izumo is terrified of being alone. He has good reasons. Rated for violence and implied torture. [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,768 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/29/2005 - Izumo K., Kotetsu H. - Complete
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Neoteric, Take Two reviews
REMAKE OF NEOTERIC! First, some Fabulous Four copies come to our school as teachers. Turns out they're REAL, and Raven's kidnapping us with her Sleeper voodoo thingy. Now, we're H.I.V.E. students running for our lives. Oh wow. READ THE WARNINGS INSIDE!
H.I.V.E. - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,258 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 1/4/2012
Neoteric reviews
A new year? Four friends, and one enemy, are brought to the only accredited school of villainy. The catch: they know everything about it. Fairly crack-ish, upcoming plot, based on real story from The Nook.
H.I.V.E. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,518 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 3/5/2010
Pink Purses reviews
There was a tiny, pink purse, sitting perfectly on Dave Karofsky's pillow. A Dave-centric story, about his struggles on coming out. Based on art by DotsandStripes on Deviantart! Reference to episode 02x07 of Glee! Rated M for swearing, to be safe.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2011 - D. Karofsky - Complete
Dragonflies reviews
In the future, a scandal takes place. A team of highly trained men and women are there to resolve it. But in a world of forgotten memories, will there be more than meets the eye? What dangers will this Peregrine Unit meet? AU, based on fic by Lady Bahiya
H.I.V.E. - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,600 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 6/11/2010
Lady Luck reviews
Apparently, Lady Luck hated a certain Sam Evans and decided to take revenge by making him pick out the name of the only person who caught his eye in the very room. My first Glee and Sam/Kurt fic! More details inside! Rating and genres may change over time
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Sam E., Kurt H.
Universes reviews
Attempts on Otto's life make Maximilian Nero take a risky decision. Would he really place him under the care of that crackpot old fool that he so much respects?
Crossover - Harry Potter & H.I.V.E. - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,282 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 9/29/2009
Battala de Paz reviews
A world where petty battles aren't fought, where peace is led with the use of a revolutionary program. Changes, however, make this year... interesting.
H.I.V.E. - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,757 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 7/26/2009
Petals reviews
"He's insane, Wing." "Petals. Such pretty petals." Sad-fic. Character death, insanity. Yeah, I was depressed yesterday, and I read a Naruto fic called "Under the Sakura Tree" by s2kiss, so this is the result. Thanks for the inspiration, s2kiss. Really.
H.I.V.E. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Wing F., Otto M. - Complete
Retrograde Amnesia reviews
Fate be damned, there is no way that this is the last time! For the last time my ass! There is no way I'm letting Wing go! Sorry the summary sucks, just try to read it before you judge it. Warnings are in the author's note. T for potty mouths.
H.I.V.E. - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,836 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Complete
This Dance, Your Life reviews
For the first time in at least… forty years? The Higher School of Villainous Education promoted the upcoming senior prom. Wait, what! Oh. How romantic. WARNING: slight Laura/Shelby. And some unrequited love. Teehee!
H.I.V.E. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,775 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Otto M., Wing F. - Complete
Tsokolate reviews
Chocolate: A preparation of the seeds of cacao, roasted, husked, and ground, often sweetened and flavored, as with vanilla. And Otto hates every bit of it. He needs convincing. PLEASE READ AUTHOR'S NOTE INSIDE, IT EXPLAINS A LOT.
H.I.V.E. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Otto M., Wing F. - Complete
Sally Hansen reviews
Hey look! We got some on our nails after all!" What the flying muffins just happened? WARNING! THIS IS A DRABBLE! Crack plot, random thing.
H.I.V.E. - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Laura B., Shelby T. - Complete
Mediocrity, I Think Not reviews
So. Graduation Day. The end of it, at least. I never said it. WARNING: THIS IS A DRABBLE. READ A/N FOR MORE INFORMATION. Wing/Otto.
H.I.V.E. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Complete
Wings, On the Side of the River reviews
Just a random drabble. About how Otto survived Wing's death. Continuation of 'Beautiful', but this can be read alone. Slash. Wing/Otto. Also some Otto/Laura
H.I.V.E. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Otto M., Wing F. - Complete
Beautiful reviews
An obituary. An inhaler. A time too late. How beautiful. Warning: this is WingxOtto slash. Kinda.
H.I.V.E. - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,922 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Otto M., Wing F. - Complete
Aphrodisiac reviews
Oh dear. It seems that there is quite a ruckus in H.I.V.E. Love potions, puberty, what's next?
H.I.V.E. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,693 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Complete
The Grinch reviews
How can you not like Christmas!" --Apparently, Otto doesn't like Christmas. So what can Wing, Laura and Shelby do to change that? Why stalk him of course! My first oneshot!
H.I.V.E. - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Complete