Deadly Sparrow
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Joined 07-24-09, id: 2021212, Profile Updated: 01-04-11
Author has written 4 stories for Death Note, and Love Lessons, Jacqueline Wilson.

You do not know who I am, but I know everything about you. The horrors I have seen, the hatred I have felt... The anger I have been subjected to, and the violence I have been unable to prevent... And all these things have come together and turned me into what I am today- a human minefield that can inflict the most magical hatred and chaos- oh, if only you could feel the death and misery I have caused with just my two bare hands.

I write things of magnificent absurdity, and unmistakable eccentricity, from the depths of a twisted, tortured mind that doesn't know any better. I cannot seperate right from wrong and this is the every reason I can't connect with humans on a deep level past awkward introductions and callous farewells. My Army of Madness has ranks, yes, with me as the leader of my unholy clan, and I want to prove to all humans that misanthropy is perfection and insanity should be normality.

I also like romcoms.


FAQ'S

1. Do you still use the site?

Yes, I just don't write/review/favourite much. I read though, and check my messages, as of April 2010. Occasionally I'll do one of the mentioned 3 things.

2. How come your grammar in messages to people is terrible but your stories and profile isn't?

I'm an intelligent gal, I just don't bother to spell a lot, so I get HyperStatic and spellcheckers to aid me in proffesional things and then "chav it up" elswehere.

3. What do you like?

Glee, Calvin Harris, Electropop, Death Note. the midnight beast... look them up on youtube. and sam sparro... :)

4. What do you dislike?

People that don't send me a message or review my stories. TALK TO MEEEEEEE!!!


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love lessons a tragic twist reviews
a story of doomed love of a school girl Ruby and her RE teacher... for teen readers please as some younger may not understand or find it upseting
Love Lessons, Jacqueline Wilson - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/24/2010
Beautiful Bride reviews
Misa wants to marry you, Light. Misa wants to be your wife, your weapon, she wants to be only yours. But she'll never give up her freedom for you, honest. Misa/Light, songfic for the Flyleaf song of the same name
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Misa A., Light Y. - Complete
There's No Such Thing As A Broken Heart reviews
Misa's mother was a wise woman, and Misa still remembers all those things she'd said long ago even now. Short oneshot drabble.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Misa A., Light Y. - Complete
Idiots 'R' Us reviews
One fine day, Matsuda visited the Yagami's... WARNING DO NOT READ MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS. Very crack one shot.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Misa A., Matsuda T. - Complete