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Author has written 6 stories for Astro Boy, Persona Series, Lux-Pain, Final Fantasy VII, Kingdom Hearts, and Rise of the Guardians.
JUST TURNED 16~! So happeh! 10/05/11 is actually the best day of my life now!
How I write:
I'll do one shots and chapter stories, but never more than one incomplete chapter story at a time for every fandom.
I'll do a pairing one-shot for every pairing that is requested, as long as it's not hetero (because it's really complicated) and I accept yaoi, as long as it's within my fandoms. My beta profile has every fandom I know and am knowledgeable in.
And finally, I will do a co-write with anyone that asks. Any co-write that is not put on my profile, I will have a section that states the stories and where they are.
Devil May Cry
Final Fantasy VII
The Price of Freedom:
Memories and Meetings:
FantomoDrako - Opposing Forces
1.) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
I am three,
I must be stupid,
I wish I were better,
I can’t do a wrong,
When I'm awake I'm all alone
When my mommy does come home
I just heard a car
I hear him curse
I try to hide
He finds me weeping
He slaps and hits me
He’s already locked it
I fall to the floor
"I’m sorry!" I scream
The hurt and the pain
And he finally stops
My name is Tiffany
And you can help
When you dial a mental hospital:
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
The Situation in Hell
The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.
With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I go out with you", and take into account the fact that I went out with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.
The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct . . . leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."
THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A."
NOW! AWKWARD, RANDOM MOMENTS, AWAAAAAAY!
Therapy is expensive, but bubble wrap is free.
I see you're playing stupid again, looks like you're winning.
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.
My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marshmallows and flirting with the firemen.
A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Stupidity killed the cat, curiosity was framed.
The difference between humour and tragedy is that humor is when it happens to someone else.
Life is not passing me by, it is trying to run me over.
Shock me... say something intelligent.
Everyone's entitled to be stupid but you're just abusing the privilege.
You're not yourself today; I noticed the improvement immediately.
Smile -- make people wonder what you're up to.
If the truth will set you free, why is it that every time I tell the truth I get sent to my room for the next two weeks?!
If aliens are looking for intelligent life then Earth has nothing to worry about.
Judge me and I'll prove you wrong. Tell me what to do and I'll tell you off. Say I'm not worth it and watch where I end up. Call me a bitch and I'll show you one. Call me crazy and prepare to be laughed at for being right.
Heaven doesn't want me there and hell knows I'll take over.
The evening news is where they begin by saying 'good evening' then proceed to tell you why its not.
Marriage is the only war where you sleep with the enemy.
If you think it can't get any worse its probably because you lack sufficent imagination.
That is the truest sign of insanity -- insane people are always sure they are fine. It is only the sane people that are willing to admit that they are crazy.
I like you; when the world is mine your death shall be quick and painless while the others are suffering.
I please only one person a day; today is not you're day and tomorrow isn't looking so good either.
I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.
I'm the person you're mother warned you to avoid making friends with.
When the giant fluffy bunnies take over the world, I am NOT saving your ass.
At my lemonade stand I shall give you two glasses; the first is free, the second is five dollars because it contained the antidote to go with the first.
If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.
All the good ones are gay, married, or fictional.
My imaginary friend thinks you have issues.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is definitely NOT for you.
Parents spend half of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and spend the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.
I'm not insane, and my hand puppets agree with me.
I swear, I didn't run into it! The pole moved on its own!
I'm not paranoid -- WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!
Flying is simple; just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
There's three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way, and my way, which is still wrong but much faster!
Laugh and the world laughs with you; snore and you sleep alone.
AND FINALLY... COPY AND PAAAAASSSSSTE. HISSSSSS.
If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.
Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict Rakasha Shadowfang,KogaxAyame's cub, ccsinuyashaloverjj, ‘loha, Second Daughter of Eve, Faermage-KH Junkie, Breaker deGodot, ChildOfAnime, XTAIGAX
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" copy this into your profile
Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't write this to your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy this into your profile.
If you ever cursed loudly and then realized your parents were standing nearby, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you hate racism, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you like singing songs at random points of the day... copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times when you just want to annoy people for the hell of it... copy and paste this into your profile.
If you want to see the world someday, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.
If your profile is way too long, copy and paste this into it to make it even longer!
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you KNOW that gravity hates you, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you know an anime character who should be real, then copy and paste into your profile.
If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. (The sad part is when you have thumbwar with yourself and lose :( Sucks don't it?)
Copy and paste this onto your profile if you've ever had a conversation with yourself while other people were around.
Copy and paste this onto your profile if you've ever started yelling random things as loud as possible.
Copy and paste this onto your profile if you've started a conversation with your pets.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tried to fly without a plane or any other flying machine/type thing, and FAILED, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have weird friends, copy this into your profile.
If YOU are weird, please copy this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be sitting next to you saying, "Should've have hit that bar AFTER the murder." Copy and paste if you have a best friend.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
I'm that kinda girl who will bust out laughing for something that happened yesterday.
If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.
If you've ever totally screwed something up so bad it isn't even funny, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever been totally embarrassed by a parent, relative, friend or anyone else, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you ever laughed and then said, "I don't get it." copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think homophobia is a mental illness that should result in suffers being strung up by their toes, stripped naked, feathered and tarred, then sold as cheap, Mexican pinata knock-offs, copy and paste this into your profile.
Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young... There were only 151 Pokemon. Digimon was popular. Yugi-Oh actually had Yugi in it. You didn't get weird looks when you went Trick-or-Treating. Nobody cared what you looked like. Hamtaro ROCKED. Catching a pidgeon was cool. Pirates were too before Pirates of the Carribean. Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'. Pinky and the brain were cartoon characters, not body parts. Saying 'moron' was a swear word. Fire was considered dangerous. The only thing you had to worry about were cooties. Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines. Multiplication was scary. Dora the Explorer and that goddamned monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist. The first Harry Potter was the coolest thing since sliced bread. If you were, copy and paste then write your name. Catemonster, Angel Dumott Schunard Collins, Palinana, Kaz-za-15, Taijiya Mizu, DarkBombayAngel, Schizzar, XOmarX, demoncookie8D, XTAIGAX
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
Either grab a writing utensil and a piece of paper or just remember your answers. Don't peek at the answers, because it ruins it completely.
1) If you are straight write the first name of a person of the opposite sex that pops into you head. If your gay, write the name of the person of the same sex that pops into your head. If you bi, than write the name of the first person that pops into your head... (it has to be the first)
2) What is you favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3) Your first initial?
4) Your month of birth?
5) Which color do you like more,black or white?
6) Name a person of the same sex as yours.
7) Your favorite number?
8) Do you like California or Florida more?
9) Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10) Write down a wish (a realistic one)
ARE YOU DONE? IF SO SCROLL DOWN. (DON'T CHEAT...FOOL...)
1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you chose:
Red - You are alert and you life is full of love.
Black - You are conservative and aggressive
Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back
Blue - You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Yellow - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendship in your life.
L-R: You try to live you life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you will fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last very long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.
Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.
5. If you chose:
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you will have in your lifetime.
8. If you chose:
California: You like adventure
Florida: You are a laid back person
9. If you chose:
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and to you love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday.
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