Safira Rue Mellark
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Joined 07-25-09, id: 2022138, Profile Updated: 03-22-14
Author has written 2 stories for Hunger Games, and Harry Potter.

I AM ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi. I LIKE ICE CREAM!! I'M RANDOM!! I love the Hunger Games and, strangly, 80's music. I hate Wal-Mart. the picture is me. im a Pisces. and that's all you stalkers need to know about anything real personal. so its pretty obvious i "suffer" from acute paranoia. oh, im a violinist.

Copy and Paste Stuff:

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl:Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy:No, this is fun.

Girl:No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy:Then tell me you love me.

Girl:I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this into your profile if you would do this for someone you love.


1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Stupid Warnings:

This is a list of all the stupid warnings on the products most of us use daily.

1. Children's Aspirin: Warning: Keep Away From Children

2. Peanuts: Warning: Product May Contain Nuts

3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping

4. Candle: Warning: Warning, A burning candle is fire

5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking

6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado

7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts

8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children

9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.

10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping

11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regualr soap

12. Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness

13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required

14. Japanese Food Processor: Warning: Not to be used for the other use

15. Korean Kitchen Knife: Warning: Not to be used in Children
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

16. On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

17. On a bag of Frito's:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

18. On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

19. On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

20. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

21. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

22. On packaging for a Rowena iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)

23. On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

24. On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

25. On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

26. On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

27. On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

28. On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..

29. On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

30. On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you
(Great go ahead and ruin a child's hopes and dreams)

1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back
of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway
and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in we use answering machines to screen calls
and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone
we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
packages of eight.

9. Only in we use the word 'politics' to
describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics'
meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

10. Only in they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.

Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are the same number of letters?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them?

There are no stupid questions – just a bunch of inquisitive idiots.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

Your mom looks like Voldemort (oooooh burn)

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Don’t mess with me I've got a stick

i had my soul removed to make room for sarcasm and I don't regret it.

Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn!

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this to your profile.

Light travels faster than sound. That's why people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Want to know who your real friends are? Mess up and see who is still standing beside you.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

With everything that you can do, the real question is what will you do?

Don't drink and drive. You might spill your beer.

I intend to live forever. So far, so good...

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell.

Suicide is Man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me, I quit.'

Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

Forever isn't as long as it use to be.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out

Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I loved you. I was doing fine till I ran out of stars.

To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

I see regular people!

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

FINE= the real definition:

F.reaked Out




It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face

Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressed, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dyslexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you. (what do you do if you're all of the above????)

According to the latest figures, 43 percent of all statistics are utterly worthless.

Don't steal. The government hates the competition.

Tell the truth and run.

Falling doesn't hurt you--it's the immediate stop at the bottom that does. (veeeery true)

Smile! It makes them wonder what you're up to.

Friends come, and friends go, but enemies accumulate.

Truth is stranger than fiction, because fiction has to make sense.

Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.

Generally, generalizations are wrong.

Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make ye mad.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research.

Ever wonder why doctors call what they are doing a "practice"?

The Truth is out there. So what are you doing here?

If you can't beat them, join them. Then take over.

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong.

The difficulty is not so great as to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for.

If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done? (think about this one for a while)

Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead.

And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years.

We don't live in the world of reality, we live in the world of how we percieve reality.

Education is important. School, however, is another matter.

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to change it every 2 months.

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you think Zigzag has the sexiest hair in the universe, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever secretly wished to be a part of D-Tent, put this in your profile.

If you want a D-Tent nickname, copy this into your profile.

If you should be doing homework right now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a dream involving any fictional character, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with Fanfiction, put this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you're like in a parallel universe, put this on your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like, two reviews, add this to your profile.

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put this on your profile.

A large percentage of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you are one of the ones that do and want to deck 'em, put this in your profile.

If you should be doing homework right now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you are sick of people talking about Twilight, copy this into your profile.

If you get irritated by people who use American spellings for character speech in stories that are set in Britain or Australia, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you secretly hoped to get a letter from Hogwarts when you were eleven, put this in your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this onto your profile

If you think Japan is cool copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

now for semoehtnig itnresitng...

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that, copy and paste it into your profile

What High School Musical has Taught Us (Or at least the ones who actually pay attention...)
1. If you wish to show your inability or dislike for dancing, it's perfectly reasonable to break out in a dance number.
2. College? It's not important, as long as you can hang out with your friends.
3. If your love is strong enough, fireworks will go off, and lanterns will fly away as you and your boyfriend kiss.
4. Playing sports is a hint that it's time to break into song.
5. Don't worry about being rude/mean because in the end things will work out for you.
6. School spirit is a must. Especially during the summer.
7. Your friends are not human and should always be addressed by the name of their school mascot.
8. Yes! You can paint your locker pink! Screw the school board.
9. You can be a chef, lifeguard, or golf experience needed!
10. A guy can never wear too much bronzer.
11. Lakes are the equilivant of mirrors. They can show your reflection perfectly!
12. It is possible to memorize a 3 minute song over the course of 30 seconds...and sing it perfectly!
13. It doesn't matter that you're not a staff member... You can still attend any and all staff events.
14. The phrase 'more moves than an octopus in a wrestling match' is something that can be used in everyday conversation
15. There are two bells that get you out of school. The first one tells you to start singing and dancing, the second announces you should stop.
16. Even though its the last day of school, its okay to leave stuff in the locker for the summer.
17. If your family is 'saving pennies' for your college education and gives you a junky truck to drive because they 'can't afford anything else', it is normal for their kitchen to have expensive granite counter tops and a 7,000 fridge.
18. Pianos can float now. Go ahead, try it.
19. It's perfectly acceptable for a guy to wear girl's capris.
20. If you're upset, just run through a golf course, jumping and spinning, while singing 'Bet on it' won't fall at any point, and no one will stop and think 'what the flip?'.
21. You can send telepathic messages to your mom to tell her to pick you up just as you're finishing your breakup song with your boyfriend.
22. A resort can be highly successful when there are way more employees than guests.
23. 'And she stepped on the ball' is actually quite funny. You just need to put it into context.
24. One family can apparently control an entire city, including all educational institutions in the area.
25. It's good manners to refer to your mother as a 'backstabber'
26. Turkey imported from Maine is much better than any other turkey. In fact, it's fabulous...
27. Apparently, it is now possible to hire an entire high school to be the staff at an upscale country club.
28. Iced tea from England is blue
29. Water Bug is a really cute, funny, and romantic pet name. -gags- Gah, my god, Rowsely...
30. Being a teenage paparazzi at school and taking multiple pictures of the same two people is not weird or creepy in any way
31 .When your girlfriend tells you that your shoes don't match your tie, you must do a stupid looking surfer move to see if she's right, you can't just look down.
32. Take two small saucepan lids and bang them together. You'll find they make the exact same sound as a large GONG. Go on, have a go.
33. It IS possible to have any object in the world come in pink & engraved with your initials.
34. If you are the basketball star of your school, you can get yourself, as well as the rest of the school, summer jobs.
35. Lava Springs apparently had no employees, since they had to hire a whole new staff.
36. Don't change your friends, change your dreams.
37. 'What team?' 'Wildcats!''GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME!' can fix any problem.
38. Basketball scholarships at the University of Albuquerque depend completely on your musical performance skills
39. Guitars and speaker equipment can be placed near a pool safely lolz enjoy

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, flyaway111, physics chick, CrazyNerdyFangirl, Safira Rue Mellark

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If your part of the 7 percent that would ask the person "what was your first clue?" copy this onto your profile then add your name to the list:Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A, Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A.,Evil Genus of the C.O.C.A., Invador Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, BellaBookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Spottedlilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.for.all.the.emo.boyz, I'll have some stupid Cliche, rainxface, maximumride24,FangsGirl24601, A Silenced Angel, UNDERLANDERfromtheOVERLAND. CrazyNerdyFangirl, Safira Rue Mellark

9 out of 10 teenage girls suffer from peer pressure, verbal and/or physical abuse, and stereotyping. If you believe in the power of women and girls like us, and if you believe we can overcome this issue together hand in hand, post this onto your profile and add your name to the list: ColorTheSky, CrazyNerdyFangirl, Safira Rue Mellark

The Review Revolution...

Even if the fic has 10,002,464 reviews already...(sad, huh? Especially when better stories have less reviews?)

Even if the fic is older than time itself...

Even if it was abandoned a loooooooooooooooooooooong time ago...

Even if the author turned out to be a total psychopath...

Even if the OC is a Sue and the spelling would make a dictionary cry...

I will review every fic I read. What goes around comes around, and more people will review my own fics. I have joined Review Revolution.

Favorite Quotes:

"Shut up and eat your pears!" -Katniss, The Hunger Games.

"With all that alcohol in him, it's probably not advisable to have him around an open flame." -Katniss, The Hunger Games.

"Yay, you found me! You win a beer!" -Fez, That '70s Show.

"Please! I'm going into convulsions because I don't know what happens next!" -My friend, trying to get me to loan him Catching Fire.

"Yay, you caught me! You win a stick of gum!" -My friend, getting caught with gum at school.

"It's the suckiest time of the year!" -Me, at Mid-terms. to the tune of "it's the most wonderful time of the year"

"I've realized something very important; I'm blind." -Me, when my glasses broke.

"Shin. Definition: object used to find furniture in the dark." -Me, at my friend's sleepover.

"I like the skulls. They really man up your dress." -Me, reviewing my dad's pirate robe costume.

"I'm scared. Hold me!!" -My friend, when we lost the remote and Dora the Explorer Saves the Mermaids came on.

"Me? Sarcastic? Never!!" -Me, when someone asked if I'm sarcastic.

"Well, I'm magically sarcastic!" -Me, in response to the Lucky Charms leprechaun.

"I'm Katniss Everdeen. Why am I not dead? I should be dead." Katniss, Mockingjay.

"I didn't get splashed, I didn't get wet, I got misted" My friend at Elitch Gardens.

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Okay, so I thought that being part Veela would be a damn good thing. But having that Mudblood Granger for a mate has proved to be deplorably dangerous to my health. DM/HG COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 75,748 - Reviews: 778 - Favs: 1,967 - Follows: 828 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Little Games by crazy.PLEASE reviews
"She's perfect." Peeta declares, his own tears coming down his cheeks. Katniss turns to him, happiness and love and pure joy on her face. No fear. No pain. This is what their daughter has already done for her. A 2 shot about Katniss' first pregnancy.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,929 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
The News Article Significance by SRWriting34 reviews
Penny knows what she wants in life. At least, she used to. Howard and Bernadette's wedding sets off a series of events which will change her life forever. Plans change and Penny will have to learn the hard way how to adapt.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 195,634 - Reviews: 1630 - Favs: 2,104 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Crept Up On Me by Edinburgh Love reviews
"Just like that, ten years of footage begin to play across my eyelids." Moments from Finnick's life between the 65th and 75th Games. MOCKINGJAY SPOILERS. Please read and review. NOW COMPLETE.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 61,625 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Finnick O., Annie C. - Complete
Foxface's Real Name by Taneva Rose reviews
The girl from Twelve is right when she thinks that Foxface is the smartest of them all, but Knowledge is her downfall. Her downfall and salvation. Fox/Thresh
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Foxface, Thresh - Complete
Five Loaves of Bread: Upside Down Cake by aimmyarrowshigh reviews
How a boy from the Seam and the baker's daughter healed old wounds, baked bread, and found poison berries in District Twelve. AU.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,299 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 1,102 - Follows: 214 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Four Times Gale and Katniss Made Love by aimmyarrowshigh reviews
Four Times Gale and Katniss Made Love And One Time They Didn't . Written for thgkinkmeme with the prompt, "Katniss/Gale, first time."
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,998 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Katniss E., Gale H. - Complete
Five Loaves of Bread: Dark Toast by aimmyarrowshigh reviews
How Katniss and Peeta fell in love without the Reaping: in a Panem dictated by a violent Peace instead of twisted Games, Katniss and Peeta Mellark try to piece their lives together as they watch another girl catch fire.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,239 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 1,793 - Follows: 416 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Five Places Cinna Came From by aimmyarrowshigh reviews
Cinna did not come from the Capitol. Five paths he took out of the Districts, and why he set a nation on fire. A series of five character exploration pieces about Cinna the Conspirator.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 84,351 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Cinna, Finnick O. - Complete
A Remedy Against Nightmares by Medea Smyke reviews
Katniss still suffers from nightmares years after the war. Peeta feels helpless, but a rememdy is closer than they realize. Family fluff and Mellark babies. Post-MJ one shot.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
What They Don't Tell You About History by aimmyarrowshigh reviews
Surely you know that once there was a country called the United States of America. 38 0' N, 97 0'W. 12,380 miles of coastline back then. Only 12,380 miles. You did know that? Good. Then we'll start from the beginning.
Crossover - Hunger Games & Matched - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,979 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Cinna, Ky M. - Complete
Five Words Peeta Only Says at Night by aimmyarrowshigh reviews
Their first time was everything that one would think a first sexual encounter between a virginal baker and his huntress would be:
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 1,025 - Follows: 130 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
When She Smiles by l'heure bleue reviews
Alice and Jasper have always been friends. First kiss at five, ”I love you” at six — and a terrible tragedy before they'd even begun high school. Can the love the share overcome the fear, and the pain? ”Daddy," he cried. ”Don't hurt me…” — COTN SIDE-STORY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 59,639 - Reviews: 5485 - Favs: 1,082 - Follows: 1,170 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Peeta's Honeymoon Survival Kit by Medea Smyke reviews
Co-written with Geeky-DMHG-Fan. What could Peeta possibly need for his honeymoon? Lord knows. Good thing he's got such good friends, like Gale and Finnick, to help him figure it all out. Rated T for innuendo and buffoonery. Mind yer retinas. P/K. Very AU
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,040 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Peeta M. - Complete
A Night for Firsts by Edinburgh Love reviews
Finnick faces his demons on a certain important night with Annie. This story is my pride and joy. Please R&R. MOCKINGJAY SPOILERS.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,907 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Finnick O., Annie C. - Complete
Haunting Souls by smyle94 reviews
The outcomes of the 75th Hunger Games is not how Katniss expected. Revealing the secrets of the Capitol, the hidden truths of District 13, and secrets about herself...little does she know how blind she truly was... - cont of catching fire
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 36,282 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Katniss E., Gale H. - Complete
Reading is Sexy by musicmagic7 reviews
"Reading is sexy, Draco." Hermione said. "Prove it," He replied. This is the story of how Hermione Granger proved to Draco Malfoy that Reading is Sexy, and how they fell in love in the process.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,732 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 891 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
24 by Temmy-Kitza reviews
My response to Gethsemane342's 24 word challenge. Please review!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Katniss E., Other tributes
The 11th Hunger Games by Silverstardust99 reviews
In order to understand the future, you must look into the past. The tale of the eleventh Hunger Games and the events thereafter.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 72,151 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/21/2009 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Complete
Hours in a Day by be-nice-to-nerds reviews
1 Hunger Games. 24 tributes. 24 prompts. 24 hours in a day. My response to Geth’s 24 Words challenge.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Complete
In Shadows and Moonlight by gethsemane342 reviews
Oneshot, sequel to First. One chance encounter between the victor of the Hunger Games and the best friend of one who died.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,100 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Other tributes - Complete
Jackie aka Swifty by YumKiwiDelicious reviews
Jackie Rivers gets sent to Camp Green Lake and just expects to be harrassed. But maybe a paranoid blonde will show her there's more to CGL than meets the eye. zigzag luvv! NOW COMPLETE!
Holes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 63,791 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Zigzag - Complete
A Child of the Night by l'heure bleue reviews
"I'm like a Vampire," she murmured. "Because, in mere seconds, the sun could kill me." - Bella Swan is a girl living her life in fear of the light. Edward Cullen is simply a normal boy. They're worlds apart, but... "You're my sun, Edward." – ExB ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 194,119 - Reviews: 9731 - Favs: 2,488 - Follows: 1,036 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Malfoy Will by Clementine Angst reviews
Draco's father is making him pick a bride.He invests in the help of Hermione and things get pretty crazy.Especially when both of them have trouble distinguishing between what's real and what's an act & Ron,Pansy and an unexpected pregnancy get in the way
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,495 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
As It Should Be by xcgirl08 reviews
His wife's question shocked him, of course: but in retrospect, it had needed asking. TaangKataang one shot.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,892 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 88 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Aang, Toph - Complete
Rhythms by xcgirl08 reviews
For now, though, her child's heartbeat was hers to contemplate. Future fic, oneshot with flavors of Taang.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Aang, Toph - Complete
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The Mockingjay's Daughter reviews
Katniss and Peeta have a daughter,Safira, and spoil her. But when she "wins" the reaping, will all the comfort from her childhood seal her fate? AU.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 14,467 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
The Magic of Music reviews
What happens when our pessimistic Draco Apparates to Colorado, comes across a Wizard pub on Showcase Night, and sees the very reason he ran away; Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.