Mile
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Joined 07-25-09, id: 2022204, Profile Updated: 05-13-10
Author has written 14 stories for South Park, Legend of Zelda, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Katawa Shoujo.

Well, hello there!

\(^▽^)いらっしゃ~いっ(^▽^)/

You must have found my profile. One quick note before I begin:

I like yaoi. Which means two guys doing it. Repeatedly. In many many positions. With many many kinks. Occasionally I will promote yuri (lesbian relations) but don't count on it.

-watches all the homophobes leave- Good! Now I can get on with it. I only write yaoi when the mood strikes. Which is... A lot.

My username used to be x0xMissYouMotherx0x. I decided to change it because I think 'Mile' is easier to remember. And it wasn't taken. Hooray!

So. About me! 'Asl'? Only if you give me pasta~ /shot for fail reference/

Age: I'm not old. That's all. What is old? Good point! Old is older than me.

Sex: Guess. You have a fifty-fifty chance since I'm entirely one gender. Or am I?

Location: Right here. Obviously.

My current username is a reference to the character from Legend of Heroes (the original.) I'm always looking for good fanfiction about him, so drop me a line if you find any. I like blonds... -coughs- Hence my obsessive love of Kenny McCormick (South Park)... And Iggy (Maximum Ride)... And... So many more.

I like a lot of series. Because of this, my top-five changes week by week, and sometimes day by day. Most of the stuff I read tends to fall under the same certain categories; Hetalia- Axis Powers, Super Smash Brothers Meelee/Brawl, Fullmetal Alchemist, Private Evil Eye Neuro, Liar Game, South Park, Maximum Ride, Chronicles of Vladmir Todd, Super Smash Bros, Death Note (but only Mello/Matt), and the occasional other fandom. I will usually write Hetalia and South Park, although I'm working on a Liar Game drabble series. I haven't really finished any yet...

Recently I've fallen in love with the movie Real Genius. It's an awesome movie, from 1985, and it could still hold its ground among popular movies today! So maybe I'll do some slash of that... After I buy it and watch it... Obsessively.

Shoot me a PM, for any series (except Cowboy Bebop or that one with Lelouch. Gahh, I dislike those, I'm sorry.) I love requests, and I'm always looking for new good anime/books/manga/any other type of stories! Especially fluff.

My favorite games of all time are Space Invaders, Cream Wolf, and Robot Unicorns. The last two are Adult Swim games, and they are AMAZING. They are so amazing, once I stayed up six hours playing Robot Unicorn and I didn't get any sleep before I had to get up the next day. And I've spent longer on Space Invaders. Because I have no life.

I'm going to put in a plug for someone here~! A friend of mine on DeviantART (and in real life) can be found at http://wentzd.deviantart.com, and she's a really good artist. Go say hi to her~! \(^∀^)メ(^∀^)ノ

I'm an avid Lithuania (Hetalia- Axis Powers) fan, and I hope to cosplay him soon. He's amazing~.

I have so many stories that I'm working on... In ORDER of priority, they are: Teddybear Suicide, Silly Canada, My Polar Bear, Not For You, Inter Somnia, and (sadly) Overlooking You. I have lost a lot of inspiration for Overlooking You, BUT I'll keep trying!

(My icon changes as often as my mood, so I often don't credit the original anywhere. If you see that I'm using a piece of your artwork and you would like for me to take it down, just let me know and I'll remove it right away.)

Anyway, go read my stuff, or better yet, my favorites!

□_ヾ(・_・ )カタカタ

South Park OTPs: Yaoi- CraigxStan. Yuri- WendyxBebe. Het- KennyxTammy. Crack- ClydexCartmanxClydeFrog.

Fullmetal Alchemist OTPs: Yaoi- JeanxEdward. Yuri- RizaxWinry. Het- NoaxAlfons (from the movie.) Crack- AnimeEdxMangaEd.

Super Smash Bros OTPs: Yaoi- RoyxMarth. Yuri- SamusxZelda. Het- SheikxZelda (Sheik is a dude.) Crack- MarthxMewtwo (DON'T ASK.)

Hetalia- Axis Powers OTPs: Yaoi- RussiaxAmerica. Yuri- HungaryxUkraine. Het- CanadaxUkraine. Crack- EstoniaxLithuania.

Katawa Shoujo OTPs: Yaoi- KenjixHisao. Yuri- RinxEmi. Het- KenjixYuuko. Crack- NursexHisao.

REMEMBER, I TAKE REQUESTS HAPPILY. THEY ARE MY LIFEBLOOD. SO PLEASE REQUEST ANYTHING YOU WOULD LIKE AND I'LL TRY TO SUCCEED.

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Losing You by Brat-Child3 reviews
After falling for Kyle, whose heart is already taken, playboy Kenny becomes the only link of communication between Stan and Kyle: The living and the dead. -Full summary inside-
South Park - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,422 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Kenny M., Kyle B.
On Better Terms by Galythia reviews
At the age of nineteen, Arthur was forced to drop out of school to take care of his little brother. He then rushed into marriage, divorced soon after, and was left a miserable wreck. What happens when he becomes the chauffeur for the lawyer, Alfred Jones? Very little Rus/Am, but VERY DARK. Rape and child sex trafficking at the hands of a crime lord.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 119,087 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 11/8/2009 - England/Britain, America - Complete
The Happily Ever After by yunakitty reviews
Future, NowakixHiroki. The Egoist couple adopts a little boy. Their life changes for the better, and they still manage to keep a hot sex life. Full of plenty of humor and sweetness.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 34 - Words: 84,830 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Nowaki K., Hiroki K.
Singing Together? by nezumi1200 reviews
It's normal for bands to follow trends to stay popular isn't it? Well the fastest growing trend just happens to be Yaoi. Some changes are going to have to be made for Vocaloids band members. Akaito X Mikuo. rated M just in case i wanna do something lemony
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,422 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Akaito S., Mikuo H.
Bloodstained Mind by NinjaMoose reviews
No fangs, no cloaks, just one bloodthirsty Russian in a scarf. America/Russia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,947 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 2/24/2010 - America, Russia
Yaoi Emblem: Path of Raunchiness by FlamingDoritos reviews
Path of Radiance. Follow the Greil Mercenaries as they fight to get their country back-and to get laid. IkexSoren, OscarxKieran, ShinonxGatrie, SothexTormod, etc. All your favourite yaoi pairings (and some you might not expect) in one easy package.
Fire Emblem - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 116,792 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 4/6/2006 - Complete
Je t'aime, Canada by Five Tailed Demon Dog reviews
Oh yeah, Canada will make sure that no one will ever forget him again... America is not amused. America x Canada, Canada x World ... Chapters shall be edited/cleaned-up and then I'll finally finish this!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 84,901 - Reviews: 2005 - Favs: 1,161 - Follows: 871 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 8/19/2009 - [Canada, America]
Contra by Synoran reviews
Alfred knows more than anyone Toris couldn't hurt a soul, so why is he being blamed for murder? Determined to prove Toris' innocence, Alfred sets out to find the truth. But the closer he gets, the more inhumanly twisted it all becomes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,541 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010 - America, England/Britain
Empathy by Caturday reviews
Settings crafted with the South Park cast designed to make you feel. CHAPTER 4: Kyle/Bebe. -Reformatted for easier reading-
South Park - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,838 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 12/15/2009
Scrapbooks Are Never Finished by Kuramanamanama reviews
The nations are finally settling down and having families. Watch as their children are born and grow into adults with plenty of laughs and bumps along the way! Obviously contains mpreg. GermanyItaly USUK SpainRomano GreeceJapan LithuaniaPoland and others!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,958 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 12/20/2009 - America, England/Britain
An Oral Fixation by whereSilencebegins reviews
Roy noticed that Ed likes to put things in his mouth...RoyxEd drabble Last chapter now up!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,652 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
That Person's Name by Inuyoukai-san reviews
Drabble. Kumajiro's thoughts on that person...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Kumajiro, Canada - Complete
Raging Clue, Point Me In The Right Direction by KinkyEyepatchShit reviews
Kenny McCormick is a People Person. Especially when the pants are off and the lights are on. Drabble series involving Kenny's many interactions with the citizens of South Park. Slash abounds. Rated for language and implications.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,189 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Kenny M.
The Trumpeter's Lullaby by whitetyger123 reviews
Alfred plays to the streets in New Orleans, and is about to get an admirer, if the strange Russian immigrant could be called that. RP written by me and schoolgirl-cheesesculpture, warnings for a lot of stuff. AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,772 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Russia, America - Complete
Draw A Circle by Carrot The LuvMachine reviews
While cleaning his room, Arthur stumbled upon a box of old photos from during Alfred's childhood. His fairy friends noticed the look of nostalgia in his eyes and decided to lend him a hand in the only way they see fit. Mpreg USxUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,263 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 7/8/2009 - England/Britain, America - Complete
When You Can't Beat Them, Become One by DisgruntledRabbit reviews
Sometimes there are things you'd rather not do. Like the dishes. Or laundry. Or running a massive network of syndicated crime. Small things. Ivan never intended to take over the mob, and Yao never meant to go near it again. Russia/China, AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,525 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Russia, China
Fluff and Pretense by yunakitty reviews
Junjou Minimum. The story of Akihiko and Hiroki's slightly warped relationship through junior high and high school. Starts out funny but gets quite angsty. The tale of how Hiroki lost trust in love. But don't worry, he gets Nowaki in the end!
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,351 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - A. Usami, Hiroki K.
Nine Good Reasons by Beyond-BB-Birthday reviews
Stan's done wrong to his Super Best Friend. Can he make things right by giving Kyle his nine reasons why he did it? Style.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,560 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 9/14/2009 - [Kyle B., Stan M.] - Complete
Too Awesome To Fade by DisgruntledRabbit reviews
Canada is kind of curious as to why Prussia isn't invisible despite lacking a country... crack!fic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
The Act of Viewing Music by TwinKoi reviews
Hungary thought is was a normal day, going about doing her normal chores, till a certain red eyed knight disturbed the music. PrussiaXAustria. Uses country names.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,936 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 87 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
The Power of Superior Pant Choice by Pantharya reviews
Youngster Calvin likes shorts, oh yes, he likes them very much. He wears them all year round, even in winter. He also likes Pokemon battles, even if they will only ever reach second place in his heart. First place, of course, going to shorts.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,536 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Red - Complete
Hide and Seek by Redawilo reviews
America's idea of "fun" does not match up with England's. And sadly, it does not match up with a lot of other nation's ideas, either.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Allure of Language by sushidei reviews
Contrary to popular belief, America was far from monolingual. America/England
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/13/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Thank You Letters Originated in me, daze! by Domomomo reviews
A letter from Korea to the Hetalia Fandom.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Published: 2/11/2010 - South Korea - Complete
Umm, Captured? by Five Tailed Demon Dog reviews
In which the Axis Powers capture.... Canada? Canada x ?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,611 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Canada
The Perils of Housepainting by VioletzeEcoFreak reviews
There's not a lot going on in that tiny Saskatchewan town, but that doesn't mean that Matthew and Katyuhsa aren't having a good time together.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Canada, Ukraine - Complete
Penname Invisible by whitetyger123 reviews
They had been brothers for their whole life, and knew everything about each other. But then why was Al finding stories about two guys on Matt's computer! An AU of the dysfunctional family. Al/Matt, yaoi written by me and schoolgirl-cheesesculpture rp
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,062 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 1/30/2010 - Published: 11/26/2009 - America, Canada - Complete
Three Reasons by a-big-apple reviews
Give me three good reasons, Ed. Three good reasons to break every military and social rule about fraternization, homosexual relations and the age of consent.” Ed wants sex, Roy needs convincing. Ed has talents, Roy...enjoys them.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
The Other Animal Crossing by Shadow Aura 64 reviews
A human begins a new life in a town full of crime, corruption, violence, and talking animals. Based on Wild World. Rated M for language and violence.
Animal Crossing - Rated: M - English - Crime/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 31,905 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Complete
Oktoberfest With Ed and Hei by a-big-apple reviews
Alfons is more disappointed about Munich's Oktoberfest being cancelled than Ed things is appropriate--but when the real reason for his mood comes to light, Ed decides to make it up to him. EdxHei fluff, humor, angst and crossdressing. M for implications.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Edward E., A. Heidrich - Complete
Anything for an A by Midnight-in-Russia reviews
How far will student Edward Elric go to get an "A"? And will Mr. Roy Mustang let himself be lured into Ed's trap?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Not Real by Submerge reviews
Wahh, this story made me cry writing it! D8 GilbertxRoderich. My first AU! Doctor!Austria and Suicidal!Prussia lolwhut? Better story than summary o3o
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,736 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Prussia, Austria
Reasons I don't love Clyde Donovan by i fell in love with a villain reviews
In order to prove to his sister that he doesn’t love Clyde, Craig makes a list of reasons. But things don’t go as planned...craigxclyde. SMUT/LIME. SHITTY HUMOR AND LAZY STORYTELLING.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,414 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Craig T., Clyde D. - Complete
A Bad Combination by Harmony283 reviews
But then this wasn’t supposed to be a competition, was it? Lavi x Kanda x Allen dgmkinkmeme fill FINALLY FINISHED/UPLOADED! R&R please!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,457 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Lavi, Kanda Yuu
The Twelve Days of Christmas by yunakitty reviews
Inspired by what Shinobu is doing for Miyagi, Hiroki resolves to give Nowaki twelve nights he'll never forget. Egoist, yaoi.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,162 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Nowaki K., Hiroki K. - Complete
The Festival of Titans by Lady Venamisa reviews
Ash has finally reached the top, but finds that he's missing something meaningful; Max is a trainer, who feels like nobody seems to care. What will come of their encounter, after years of silence between them? rated T but might be M later!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,557 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi, Max/Masato
Sandwich by Domomomo reviews
No Prussia, you are NOT allowed to touch it. Prussia/Germany/Austria
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
Publicity by Gryvon reviews
AU. Usami talks Isaka into coming with him to a sex club, where they meet Asahina and Misaki for the first time.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,068 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/27/2009 - A. Usami, Misaki T. - Complete
Furbaby by spider lillies reviews
There's a reason men can't bear children, but this didn't stop Nowaki from starting a family.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Hiroki K., Nowaki K. - Complete
My Name is Sealand, Please Marry Me, Poland! by Domomomo reviews
Poland was the most beautiful girl Sealand had ever seen. Sealand/Poland.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Poland, Sealand - Complete
Who's That, Su san? by Domomomo reviews
In which Sweden brings home a nation that he bought off the internet.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
Desperate Kirklands by Domomomo reviews
The Kirkland family is the most dysfunctional family in this world...and sometimes, it's like a big soap opera during the World Meetings.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/18/2009 - England/Britain, Sealand - Complete
Two Weeks of Sunshine by comptine reviews
AU. What Arthur had expected on his trip of the vineyards of France was solitude, good wine, and a quiet end to his rather disastrous love life. What he had not expected was a hostel in Rome with a Frenchman, no wine and rainy start to a long summer.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,992 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Cut Off My Strings by Zero1234 reviews
MySims story. Ray proposed to Goth Boy, and Goth Boy dies soon after. Ray becomes miserable and begins to kill the people who killed GB. rated M for language and blood. one-shot.
Sims - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,103 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Complete
After the Third Day by VioletzeEcoFreak reviews
It takes three days for Stockholm Syndrome to set in. And after the third day Canada will lick the Empire's boots if he is asked to.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Canada, England/Britain - Complete
Better by Erika Extasy reviews
He's always been better. But not now, for once, I'm better. Ash/Gary Palletshipping
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi, Gary O./Shigeru - Complete
That chick is watching by EvolLoveAkira reviews
Urghm, Prussia and Austria, Hungary voyeur... Ha, this story is fail, so.. burn your eyes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
Two Ways About It by VIII of XIII reviews
In which Romano realizes that he does not know the proper way to accept a marriage proposal. Spain/Romano, some America/England and Greece/Japan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,809 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 906 - Follows: 76 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Unconditional by DragonRose888 reviews
Ash will live with the scars on his face for the rest of his life. Gary will live with something even worse... Contains Murder, Gore, Language, and Abuse of Substances; One-sided GaryxAsh
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,873 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Gary O./Shigeru, Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
Kyle in Chains by DanniDinmont reviews
Kyle has a problem, and it seems that there's only one solution to it. Slash, Kyle/Cartman.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 185,687 - Reviews: 994 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
The Bet by whocares10315 reviews
Clyde lost a bet to the worst person possible.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,834 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Eric Cartman, Clyde D. - Complete
He Reads it for the Plot by sushidei reviews
Matsui and Rumi catch Chiba reading a yaoi manga, and Chiba tries to defend himself against the two fujoshi.
Fujoshi Rumi: Mousou Shoujo Otaku Kei - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Complete
Mistakes by Duckula Sunk My ROFLship reviews
Sealand accepts an invitation to become one with Russia. Meanwhile, Lithuania has to deal with the fact that Russia believes he is in a relationship with him. Sequel to In the End.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,248 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Sealand, Lithuania - Complete
I'll Protect You by Nibzo reviews
In a time when a relationship between two men is forbidden, a young rickshaw boy and the owner of a kimono business find true love, and will do anything to protect that love. This is how it all began. Oneshot, M for lemons, Happy AkuRoku Day! :D
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,649 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Broken Hearts by GintaxAlvissForever reviews
Ch 12 up! Atsuki decides not to leave Kisaragi City but FORT won't take no for an answer. It doesn't help when a kidnapper is on the loose and kidnaps Shinji. No one notices because of a break up between Akira and Mika. Akira/Atsuki Ryo/Shinji
Lux-Pain - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 98,624 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - [Akira M., Atsuki S.] [Ryo U., Shinji N.]
Mine by Stalker of Stories reviews
Drabble, slash. Even though the girls are there, Abe and Chiba always have each other.
Fujoshi Rumi: Mousou Shoujo Otaku Kei - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Complete
Overtime by DarkBlysse reviews
Edward could actually feel it, every time Russell turned to look at him. The boy's gaze bore right through him, making him want to shudder and curl in on himself so that he couldn't be seen... Russell/Ed, lemon
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,786 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Russell T., Edward E. - Complete
Master by xXJeevas-sonXDXx reviews
Stop being an idiot, Vlad." He dropped to his knees and, grabbing a good fistful of Vlad's raven locks, pulled the vampire's head down so that his cool lips were pressed against the side of his neck. "I'm your drudge. Let me do my job." HenryxVlad. Yaoi.
Chronicles of Vladimir Tod - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Complete
Will It Always Be Just the Two of Us by fevertrip reviews
Usami sees Misaki with his little nephew and wonders if the teen wants kids someday. Can Usami see this as being a part of their future together?
Junjō Romantica - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,863 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Complete
Superficiality by Hermaphrodite reviews
Bunny. "I'll take my clothes, and it will be shameless, because everyone knows that's how you get famous."
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,700 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Butters S., Kenny M.
Wings for the Weighted by El Nino1 reviews
Roy seeks out the former fighting champion of the world, who does not need to be rescued from anything other than himself. RxM implied.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,259 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Roy, Marth - Complete
Silence and Seawaves by Mizu-Tenshi reviews
It was the duty of every university student to go to the beach at least once. Whether they liked it or not. Akihiko/Takahiro/Hiroki friendship.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Complete
Chicken by DragonSapphire reviews
Kenny has a new game. Cartman/Kyle, Kenny/?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Folding by Silent Nacht reviews
He isn't actually drinking from the Devil's cup. It just feels that way. Germany/N. Italy. WWII setting.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Oh For Hell by Harmony283 reviews
“I don’t…need,” he tried, and maybe he was blushing again, or maybe it was because of the alcohol, but really—I didn’t pay attention to that in the long run. I had to keep him steady. MULTIPLE PAIRINGS TxL KxA LxK AxR to name a few...R&R Plz! -EDITED-
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,361 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Lavi, Tyki Mikk
A night in concert by Tessa Marlene reviews
Estonia is troubled by what he hears through the wall going on at night in Lithuania's room and confronts him about standing up to Russia. The response he gets might just surprise him. Estonia Lithuania and mention of Russia/Lithuania.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Estonia, Lithuania - Complete
Those Handcuffs Aren't Mine by xXKanpekiXx reviews
Lavi makes an interesting discovery. Suggested Yullen.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
Freak on a Leash by Nibzo reviews
Ash is the missing link between Pokemon and humans, and is kept on a tight chain. But when Gary walks into his life, things could change drastically--but for better, or for worse? M for language, sexual content, abuse, and character death. Ash/Gary
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,601 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Ash K./Satoshi, Gary O./Shigeru - Complete
China in Your Hand: Diary One, the Director's Cut by easytodancewith reviews
Bud the Cro Mag/Ducky McCrae. A secret scene from "Ducky, Diary One." The first two entries are verbatim from the book, as is the Mad Moose encounter and elements of the china cup incident, but after that the proceedings take a decidedly un-Ann-like turn.
Baby Sitters Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,620 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Ducky MC. - Complete
Mischief and the Bounty Hunter by SometimesAMuse reviews
In which Marth complains about how much Samus' teasing really irks him. Marth/Link one-shot. 5/22/2008
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Link, Marth - Complete
Body of Chack by CrystallicSky reviews
A rundown of anatomy in the form of Chack. CHACK, ONESHOT
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,129 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Chase, Jack - Complete
Death Note Bots by whitetyger123 reviews
You can get them here! Your very own Bots from Death Note, including the Raito Bot, the Matt Bot, the L bot, and even the Mello bot!
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 8/17/2008
Wearing Nothing in the Snow by Glue Gun reviews
The ones who are blaming all of their troubles on that stupid game of dare are full of it. - Craig/Tweek/Thomas, Kyle/Stan, Cartman/Butters, etc. more pairings inside -
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,870 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/14/2008
Anger management by Mizu-Tenshi reviews
Nowaki tries to get Hiroki to deal with his anger in more...constructive ways. A bet is made. Things go pear-shaped from there. Nowaki/Hiroki
Junjō Romantica - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,420 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Hiroki K., Nowaki K. - Complete
The Talk by Mizu-Tenshi reviews
Usami finally decides to tell Takahiro about his relationship with Misaki...and that he's been screwing Takahiro's precious little brother for a very long time. UsamixMisaki
Junjō Romantica - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 867 - Follows: 96 - Published: 6/26/2008 - A. Usami, Misaki T. - Complete
Shadow Underneath the Trees by dragonwire reviews
Jet wakes up, and everything's different. Somewhat AU; the only real change is that Jet didn't, um. You know. Jet/Zuko.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,228 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Jet, Zuko - Complete
Fixed by Mrpointyhorns reviews
Kyle is broken. Stan can fix him. Can Kyle get better? Stan/Kyle, Warnings: gore, castration, slash
South Park - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,698 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/27/2008 - [Kyle B., Stan M.] - Complete
Butt Buddies by Accountabilibuddy reviews
[Slash, StanKyle] Stan feels awkward.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
hackDegrassi by Lady Tzahra reviews
The Degrassi Song, .hackGU style!
.hack/SIGN - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Complete
Ed, Al and Cats by silkendreammaid reviews
Al picks up yet another kitten. Ed just can't tell Al why he can't keep it.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Complete
Digital Intimacy by Gryvon reviews
Aoe/Naoya. Naoya had never really noticed how many good people he'd managed to surround himself with.
Love Mode - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Complete
Of Discoveries by TeaForRevenge reviews
Renge has her hands quite, er, full. Strangely enough, the Host Club doesn't appreciate her efforts at all.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,483 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Haruhi F., Renge H. - Complete
Insanity of a Talking, Moving Puppet by Brat-Child3 reviews
Cartman and Wendy want revenge. On Stan and Kyle, on each other, on everyone who gets in their way. See Cartman yell. See Wendy scream. See Artemus Clyde Frog take the upper hand. CxW SxK SxW
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 63,609 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/4/2007 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Attack of the Clichéd Plots by MooseyDoom777 reviews
What could possibly have MarySues, love triangles, crazy children, impulsive romances, and bad grammar? It can only be……The Clichéd Plots.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,318 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/6/2006 - Published: 6/22/2005
Femininity by artemisgirl reviews
DN 'There's no way,' Raito said incredulously. 'You are NOT a girl.' 'I never claimed to be a girl,' L shrugged. 'Then again, I never claimed to be a guy, either.' RaitoL oneshot humor
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,965 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Light Y., L - Complete
Truth or Dare by TDtheMagicMan reviews
Title is not what it seems. RATED FOR GRAPHIC CONTENT noncon, language, slash, violence. It’s like some kind of twisted addiction. Not even God will help me. And it’s cost me the only boy I ever loved.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,049 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Kenny M., Eric Cartman - Complete
Butters Wonderful Life of DOOM by MooseyDoom777 reviews
The whole town is acting crazy, except for Butters! What could be wrong? Slash! StanKyle, CraigTweek, KennyButters, CartmanIke, PipDamien, and many more!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,619 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/6/2005 - Published: 4/29/2005
Closets, Costumes, and Kisses by Marcelle1 reviews
SLASH. Byron Pike and Jeff Schaefer's relationship from the end of the school year up until the following Halloween.
Baby Sitters Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,238 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/14/2005
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Betrayal reviews
A KenjixHisao drabble. Uhm. T for implied sex. Built on an established relationship. This fandom needs more KenjixHisao, dammit!
Katawa Shoujo - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Hisao N., Kenji S. - Complete
Teddybear Suicide reviews
When a person from his father's past comes back to haunt him, Matthieu has to figure out a way to keep his parents' marriage together and keep his brother from killing their neighbor. What's a Canadian to do? Will contain Canada/Japan and France/England.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Canada, America
Inter Somnia reviews
Even the nations dream, but it's not quite what you'd expect... Cracktastic. Read at your own risk.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/23/2010
No This Is Not For You! reviews
It's Valentine's Day, and Ukraine has a present for her love, but she'll have to get through the other nations to deliver it safely. Can she make it past before the day is over, or will she fail? Ukrainex?. Pure crack.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Ukraine
Have You Seen My Polar Bear? reviews
Canada/Japan. A request by crazylittleperson. Matthieu's always losing his polar bear, and it's up to Kiku to find the angry bear and return it to his new friend who is most definitely not anything like Alfred. For one thing, he's cuter...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Canada, Japan
Photographs reviews
In a small shack on the edge of a town, there is a man who lives alone. Past PrussiaxAustria and AustriaxHungary.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Austria
The Wall reviews
A little drabble about the Germany brothers, Russia, and the Berlin Wall. Historically inaccurate, so don't get your panties in a twist. Now complete with Russia's POV!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Prussia, Germany - Complete
Do You Know? reviews
Do you know what it felt like, being part of WWII? They all do.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/20/2010
Silly Canada! Respect Is For America! reviews
A series of drabbles about poor, neglected Matthieu/Canada. Beware of the angst, the poorly-written fluff, and the yandere behind you with a cleaver. What?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,850 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Canada, America
Something You Can't Do With Your Finger reviews
Itty bitty oneshot thing. It might evolve, it might not. I just wanted to write angry Kyle. Hints of Kyle/Butters. Future AU. Fingerbang is a band. Yes.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Kyle B.
I Love You, Man reviews
Is now a collection of drabbles, all of them onesided Kyle/Stan and Stan/Wendy- with the rare appearance of Future!Cartman/Kyle. Drabbles. None of them are going anywhere but they're kind of related... I suppose.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Overlooking You reviews
Sometimes you ignore the things that friends do and say because you love them. But what happens when you just can't overlook them anymore?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,694 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Stan M.
Kickball
A cute li'l oneshot. It's between any two schoolkids of South Park. It's fluffy. It's K-plus so nobody gets offended that I used the word idiot.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Complete
Four Swords Drabbles reviews
High school/family AU, a series of short prompts taken from the lovely Roy/Ed prompts over in the Fullmetal part of the site: based on the Link brothers. Mostly fluffy.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Dark Link, Vio