Author has written 14 stories for South Park, Legend of Zelda, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Katawa Shoujo.
Well, hello there!
You must have found my profile. One quick note before I begin:
I like yaoi. Which means two guys doing it. Repeatedly. In many many positions. With many many kinks. Occasionally I will promote yuri (lesbian relations) but don't count on it.
-watches all the homophobes leave- Good! Now I can get on with it. I only write yaoi when the mood strikes. Which is... A lot.
My username used to be x0xMissYouMotherx0x. I decided to change it because I think 'Mile' is easier to remember. And it wasn't taken. Hooray!
So. About me! 'Asl'? Only if you give me pasta~ /shot for fail reference/
Age: I'm not old. That's all. What is old? Good point! Old is older than me.
Sex: Guess. You have a fifty-fifty chance since I'm entirely one gender. Or am I?
Location: Right here. Obviously.
My current username is a reference to the character from Legend of Heroes (the original.) I'm always looking for good fanfiction about him, so drop me a line if you find any. I like blonds... -coughs- Hence my obsessive love of Kenny McCormick (South Park)... And Iggy (Maximum Ride)... And... So many more.
I like a lot of series. Because of this, my top-five changes week by week, and sometimes day by day. Most of the stuff I read tends to fall under the same certain categories; Hetalia- Axis Powers, Super Smash Brothers Meelee/Brawl, Fullmetal Alchemist, Private Evil Eye Neuro, Liar Game, South Park, Maximum Ride, Chronicles of Vladmir Todd, Super Smash Bros, Death Note (but only Mello/Matt), and the occasional other fandom. I will usually write Hetalia and South Park, although I'm working on a Liar Game drabble series. I haven't really finished any yet...
Recently I've fallen in love with the movie Real Genius. It's an awesome movie, from 1985, and it could still hold its ground among popular movies today! So maybe I'll do some slash of that... After I buy it and watch it... Obsessively.
Shoot me a PM, for any series (except Cowboy Bebop or that one with Lelouch. Gahh, I dislike those, I'm sorry.) I love requests, and I'm always looking for new good anime/books/manga/any other type of stories! Especially fluff.
My favorite games of all time are Space Invaders, Cream Wolf, and Robot Unicorns. The last two are Adult Swim games, and they are AMAZING. They are so amazing, once I stayed up six hours playing Robot Unicorn and I didn't get any sleep before I had to get up the next day. And I've spent longer on Space Invaders. Because I have no life.
I'm going to put in a plug for someone here~! A friend of mine on DeviantART (and in real life) can be found at and she's a really good artist. Go say hi to her~! ＼（＾∀＾）メ（＾∀＾）ノ
I'm an avid Lithuania (Hetalia- Axis Powers) fan, and I hope to cosplay him soon. He's amazing~.
I have so many stories that I'm working on... In ORDER of priority, they are: Teddybear Suicide, Silly Canada, My Polar Bear, Not For You, Inter Somnia, and (sadly) Overlooking You. I have lost a lot of inspiration for Overlooking You, BUT I'll keep trying!
(My icon changes as often as my mood, so I often don't credit the original anywhere. If you see that I'm using a piece of your artwork and you would like for me to take it down, just let me know and I'll remove it right away.)
Anyway, go read my stuff, or better yet, my favorites!
South Park OTPs: Yaoi- CraigxStan. Yuri- WendyxBebe. Het- KennyxTammy. Crack- ClydexCartmanxClydeFrog.
Fullmetal Alchemist OTPs: Yaoi- JeanxEdward. Yuri- RizaxWinry. Het- NoaxAlfons (from the movie.) Crack- AnimeEdxMangaEd.
Super Smash Bros OTPs: Yaoi- RoyxMarth. Yuri- SamusxZelda. Het- SheikxZelda (Sheik is a dude.) Crack- MarthxMewtwo (DON'T ASK.)
Hetalia- Axis Powers OTPs: Yaoi- RussiaxAmerica. Yuri- HungaryxUkraine. Het- CanadaxUkraine. Crack- EstoniaxLithuania.
Katawa Shoujo OTPs: Yaoi- KenjixHisao. Yuri- RinxEmi. Het- KenjixYuuko. Crack- NursexHisao.
REMEMBER, I TAKE REQUESTS HAPPILY. THEY ARE MY LIFEBLOOD. SO PLEASE REQUEST ANYTHING YOU WOULD LIKE AND I'LL TRY TO SUCCEED.