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Author has written 5 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars.

I got onto this big Transformers kick around the time ROTF came into the theaters - It had been festering under the disguise of 'guilty pleasure' since the first live action movie, but apparently that was just the nudge it needed to send me spiraling into full fangirling-taking-back-my-1980's-childhood-mode. Unfortunately, I haven't done any active chapter writing since highschool so bear with me while I dig my vocabulary out of storage - might need to take it to the drycleaner's to get the dust out.

About me:

- I'm a 26 year old female with a healthy obsession towards babies and all things cute and cuddly (and some decidedly not) which, once every couple of months, spirals out of control and scares the slag out of my poor husband. I'm sure he'd block TLC from our TV if he could.

- Slash is the spice of life - and if you can write an odd pairing in a believable fashion, then I'll be shuffling around my own preferred pairings list to make room for your suggestion. The weirder, the better.

- Of public opinion, I care not, Wheelie was my favorite 'Bot. He's little and rhymes and he's orangey-pink - I was a six year old girl, What do you think?!

- I often have trouble restraining my inner child, and being a fan of movies and cartoons based off an older cartoon based off toys does not inspire great maturity in me.

- Smokescreen is the perfect role model for me while I'm finishing my degree - a giant robot psychologist with a gambling addiction. Awesome.

~ Update ~ 2/20/10 ~

It's Saturday so the poll is now closed~ and we appear to have a winner! Congrats, Ratchet, you're the popular one for getting screwed with.

Also, if you're at all interested, you can follow me on Livejournal where I tend to post all the random crap that fills my computer files between chapters~

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Transformers: Schism by Vaeru reviews
Sparkbearer Saga: Part II. G1-based AU. Alien invasions, possessed vehicles, language barriers, government conspiracies, family drama, supermarket tabloids, and tomato wars... Welcome to Earth.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,694 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 11/7/2014 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker
I Bless the Rains by mmouse15 reviews
Beachcomber and Perceptor get sent to do an energy/geologic survey in Africa - what shenanigans will occur? NEW! Second chapter added, because I got another punny prompt.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,327 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Beachcomber, Perceptor - Complete
Flight of the SeekerBee by Deathcomes4u reviews
G1- 'The Cure' fic spin-off. Bee has been hiding a whopper of a secret, until an old flame's intervention means he must reveal his true self to his lovers. Concept by Lioness007- BeexProwlxJazzxTwins, smut and drama and more smut, enjoy!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 55,862 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Bumblebee, Sunstorm
Adoption of the Weirdest kind by Molten-Ashes reviews
It was a giraffe. A baby giraffe... and it was staring at him.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,877 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Watching Over You by Aethelgythe reviews
My take on Sideswipe and Sunstreaker's early life as they grow up with the Autobots. NO SLASH Disclaimer: I do not own Transformers. Rated Teen for battle violence. COMPLETE
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 57,962 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Tension Release by RAVen05 reviews
Optimus Prime discovers the key to keeping his Autobots relaxed. But what kind of Autobots would they be if they didn't offer to...lend a hand when needed? Thus the escapades of Prime and the residents of the Ark.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,948 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Optimus Prime
May the Road Be Solid Beneath You by playswithworms reviews
AU - Wheeljack's heading out, Silverbolt realizes some things. Just a quick bit of fluff with a tinge of angst for flavor.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Silverbolt, Wheeljack - Complete
Pitch by Borath reviews
Amidst the Autobots, Starscream finds himself wanting to repent for his past misdeeds and have a family, but the road to hell is pathed with good intentions. Mpreg. Starscream/Ratchet; Optimus/Ironhide. Cont. from 'Family Matters' but can stand alone.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 104,955 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Starscream, Optimus Prime - Complete
Jealousy in the Ranks by playswithworms reviews
Protectobot Beginnings AU - Jealousy can happen even within the tight knit Protectobot team, but have no fear! It's extremely mild and of short duration, and is merely another devious excuse for snuggles.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Published: 7/15/2010 - First Aid, Streetwise - Complete
Little Rascals by optimus prime 007 reviews
One shots of Prowl and Jazz as younglings. In response to reading several fics of Prowl, Jazz, and Megatron's desk. Chapter one is my version of the combination. This fic had been closed but the bunny was resurrected! A new chapter has been posted.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,306 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Prowl, Jazz
The Art of Saying Ouch by playswithworms reviews
Protectobot Beginnings AU - First Aid keeps things to himself. Wheeljack ponders. Takes place between "Activation" and "The Art of Sitting Down."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,889 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Wheeljack, First Aid - Complete
Love Like Snowflakes by playswithworms reviews
Protectobot Beginnings AU - Midnight lessons with Perceptor can be fun! The Protectobots learn all about the fascinating properties of dihydrogen monoxide.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Perceptor, Wheeljack - Complete
Somewhere over the rainbow by Optimus Bob reviews
Crack fic: The fun and mischief that can be had when rainbow sprinkles are involved! Complete silliness with a hint of smut ONESHOT
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,666 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Ticklish by LittleMewLugia reviews
After witnessing Sam and Mikaela play-fighting, the Twins decide to try out one of the demonstrated techniques on a certain unsuspecting Seeker. Oneshot.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,203 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Starscream - Complete
Pacifist by playswithworms reviews
Protectobot Beginnings AU - First Aid's reluctance to shoot things runs a little deeper than Ironhide realizes.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,426 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/22/2010 - First Aid, Ironhide - Complete
Sisyphus by lint.zzzz reviews
Sideswipe crosses the line. Sunstreaker is a good brother. Roughly G1-ish.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,117 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Complete
25 days of Christmas by Zarak342 reviews
G1. 25 drabbles of Christmas. When Jazz, absolutely thrilled, fails to get Prowl into the spirit of Christmas, he initiates a plan; Mission December Spirit, and he’s dragging the whole Ark into it. Slash *might* be implied later on. Merry Christmas!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 21,126 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
The Resurrection Effect by Fastern reviews
TFA / In the aftermath of Longarm's betrayal, Cliffjumper finds himself on trial for crimes he did not commit. But a dramatic bid for freedom may give him the chance he needs to prove his innocence. He must find and revive Blurr.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 60,489 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Cliffjumper, Blurr - Complete
Ten by playswithworms reviews
Protectobot Beginnings AU - Wherein the Protectobot team is very upset and requires some cuddling, the Aerialbot team obliges, and Slingshot has an angst attack but cannot resist the Power of Ten.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Slingshot, Silverbolt - Complete
Family Matters by Borath reviews
The Decepticons have quieted, some have defected, and the Autobots begin to build families in the tentative peace. As always, though, there is a darkness on the horizon. Sequel to 'Equilibrium' & 'Provenance', but can stand alone. OP/IH, SS/R, mpreg.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,421 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Optimus Prime, Ironhide - Complete
I Got A WHAT! by Ko-Datenshi reviews
Daniel's visiting the Autobots for the first time, and he takes an interest in Prowl's...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Daniel W., Prowl - Complete
A Second Destiny by Mirage Shinkiro reviews
G1. After Wheeljack loses the sparkling he was carrying, he and Ratchet struggle to heal from their grief and to become genitors again. Side story to "No Quiet to Find," but you don't have to read it to read this. WxR, mature, sparklings.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,652 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Wheeljack, Ratchet - Complete
These Peds Weren't Made For Walking by madwriter223 -TF reviews
Answer to bunny It was pure coincidence that Soundwave had noticed the odd sound. And he was adamant to find out what it was. However, the one with the answers is Starscream, so that may not go well. Pre-slash-ish, Humor and possibly crack.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Soundwave, Starscream - Complete
Cannons: The Cannon Song by Aozoran reviews
Second Story In the 'Cannon' Series- Sometimes people can't help but pick up little catchy tunes, but this particular one XD definitely rings true!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Optimus Prime, Ironhide - Complete
Desire: Undivided Attention by Aozoran reviews
Ninth In The 'Desire' Series- The Autobots are at their wits end with Fireflight. Can a stubborn old Battlefield Medic be just the thing to solve this problem?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,646 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Fireflight, Pipes - Complete
Cannons: The Twelve Days Of Christmas by Aozoran reviews
First Story In the 'Cannons' Series- Sometimes a song can inspire a little silliness. XD Optimus and Ironhide just enjoy a quiet moment together. And a little singing gets involved in a strange Transformer version of The Twelve Days Of Christmas.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Ironhide, Optimus Prime - Complete
A Protectobot Halloween by playswithworms reviews
Protectobot Beginnings AU - Hot Spot sighed. The zombies giggled. First Aid and Halloween may not be the best combination...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/29/2009 - First Aid, Hot Spot - Complete
Desire: Experimental by Aozoran reviews
Fourth In The 'Desire' Series- A crazy night leaves Perceptor with an interesting situation the next morning. Just how did he get himself into this? And will it last?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,351 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Lightspeed, Perceptor - Complete
Desire: On The Other Side Of The Forest by Aozoran reviews
Second of the 'Desire' Series - Mirage grieves the loss of his most closest friend, but sometimes death isn't exactly as they make it out to be. A Primus formed vision and some good old elbow grease XD And maybe... just maybe... The dead don't stay...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,270 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Mirage, Hound - Complete
The Platinum Rule by playswithworms reviews
Protectobot Beginnings AU - Wheeljack asks Groove and Streetwise to stand on one foot, and in return they keep him on his toes.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Wheeljack, Groove - Complete
Making Sense of the Illogical by keyguardian reviews
G1 -My take on the development of Prowl and Jazz's relationship.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,247 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Desire: A Fire In The Night by Aozoran reviews
First In The 'Desire Series'- An accident makes Red reevaluate the importance of everything in his life, including the deep love he feels for his protector, Inferno.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,785 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Red Alert, Inferno - Complete
Healing of the Heart by Mirage Shinkiro reviews
G1. When Hound accidentally forges a spark bond with Mirage in order to save his life, he and Mirage find themselves facing a range of complex issues they would have never imagined. When love alone isn’t enough, how can one find healing? Very mature.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,847 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Hound, Mirage - Complete
Use and Discard by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
Oneshot, Armada, minicons-centric. They would still rather be children’s toys, to be used and to be discarded, than be tools of titans.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/23/2009
Prime, I shrunk the Officers! by Acura RSX reviews
When one of Wheeljack's experiments blows up, the consequences take their toll on the Ark's crew. Sparklings ahead! Warnings: Slash Pairings hinted/implied.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 38,410 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Prowl
Addendum by Katsuko1978 reviews
Rewind and Eject are old enough to know not to screw with NEST's new recruits. However, they're immature enough to be convinced to do it anyways. One-shot inspired by "If an Autobot, Do NOT Do the Following" by hummergrey.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Ironhide - Complete
Staying Alive: A HowTo by The Starhorse reviews
Rule Number One: Don't ever, ever, EVER stab your commanding officer in the back. Rule Number Two: On the off chance that you ignore Rule Number One, you better run like hell. Far, far away.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,699 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 39 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Youngling by Karategal reviews
PreMovie Verse : 2007 Just how did Optimus Prime and the other Autobots cope with raising Bumblebee, the last of the younglings? Protocol only goes so far when a youngling is involved...
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 75,059 - Reviews: 933 - Favs: 809 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Optimus Prime, Bumblebee - Complete
Fall From Grace by vericus reviews
G1 pre-war - Sideswipe and Sunstreaker never wanted to become what they were now. But when all other options were closed to them, they had no choice...but to fall from grace.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,044 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
No Quiet to Find by Mirage Shinkiro reviews
G1, post-movie AU. After the disaster with Unicron, Jazz can't stop having nightmares about Prowl's near death. Can Prowl find a way to ease his pain, and can they push forward into the future? PxJ plus later RxW. Eventual sparklings
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,463 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
A Nice Day by mmouse15 reviews
Hound and Ironhide are out for a drive and find a mud puddle.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,776 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Hound, Ironhide - Complete
A Dream is a Wish the Spark Makes by Fayola reviews
One dreams of something -- anything -- more than what he has, while the other longs for the return to his previous, lesser life. They never expected to find what they desired in each other. Prowl/Jazz. NOT crack, and better than it sounds, I swear!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,760 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Trinemates by madwriter223 -TF reviews
Trinemates - the most precious bond to be had with another seeker.' The first meeting of TC, Warp and Starscream, when they were all seekerlets still. Humor, a little Comfort, cute babies.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,218 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Starscream, Thundercracker - Complete
Jacked Off by Fayola reviews
All Mirage wanted after returning from a long and rather unsuccessful mision was a shower and some recharge. Hound gives him a little something extra. Hound/Mirage luvins
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,967 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Mirage, Hound - Complete
Protectobot Beginnings: Activation by playswithworms reviews
AU - Ratchet and Wheeljack bring the Protectobots online for the first time. Prequel to "Shield"
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,682 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Ratchet, First Aid - Complete
Protectobot Beginnings: Shield by playswithworms reviews
AU--The Protectobots are caught up in the war far ahead of schedule, but how much will it cost them? First Aid pays the price for their first battle.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,640 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Hot Spot, First Aid - Complete
Without Question by Ksiezniczka reviews
Blurr has a lot of secrets. For one, his whole body is so hyped with Energon, no-one can touch him without getting burned by the energy he leaks off. This is a problem for Blurr in a relationship....
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,736 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Blurr, Hardhead - Complete
Protectobot Beginnings: Gravity by playswithworms reviews
AU - Streetwise has the giggles; Hot Spot is puzzled. "Care to explain what you find so funny to the rest of us, Street?"
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Defensor, Hot Spot - Complete
Stepford Porsche by vericus reviews
Slash, G1 - Sometimes, in new environments, very old, complex relationships can come up with some very weird, very strange responses. Especially when one of the mechs involved in the relationship is Jazz.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,724 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Oops! What Do You Mean, Oops! by optimus prime 007 reviews
Totally cracked fic!While working on an alien device, Wheeljack accidentally turns Optimus into a sparkling.Sparkling cuteness captures the sparks of all on the base, including his sparkmate, Elita. ch 40 Quick note...the sequel is up!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 40 - Words: 83,409 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Optimus Prime - Complete
Skywarp's Transformers Drinking Game by Dreamchylde reviews
Our favorite immature Decepticon prankster has devised his own drinking game. Heavy emphasis on 'his' drinking game. Charmingly puerile with Skywarp's unique ability to twist anything to the Nth degree of vulgarity. Rated T. Not for the faint of spark.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,581 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Complete
Beauty and the Beast by DarkAngelLillith reviews
another bunny adopted. Swoop likes shiny things and helping people. Nobody wanted his help and an incident made him almost lose his love for shiny things. Maybe an encounter with an unlikely mech will brighten up his day.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Swoop, Tracks - Complete
Small Problems by Ghost of the Dawn reviews
G1: Megatron has a ray gun that shrinks Autobots, leaving them two and a half feet tall and very far from home.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 65,306 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Prowl, Grimlock - Complete
Give An Inch, Take a MegaMile by ryagelle reviews
Ratchet is fed up with Sideswipe's nonsense. Set sometime between Cave Canem and Lapsus Memoriae. Ratchet/Sunstreaker, Ratchet/Sideswipe, Prowl/Jazz, Red Alert/Inferno, Wheeljack/Bluestreak, G1, warnings for plug'n'play.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,398 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ratchet, Sideswipe - Complete
Falling by vericus reviews
G1, slash - Prowl isn't too pleased when Optimus decides to send his two highest ranked officers on a recon mission, but a fall on his door wings leads to some pleasant discoveries. Story only pretends to have a plot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,152 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Skywarp's Misadventure by Balrog Pimp reviews
Skywarp is mobbed by the Twin Terrors - poor Skywarp? Slash, Skywarp/Sunstreaker/Sideswipe.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,884 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Complete
Light by Cyndi reviews
Those with vision needed it to see. .o Animated. JazzxProwl SLASH o.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,414 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Wreath by vericus reviews
G1, slash - Four Christmases at the Ark, featuring the second- and third-in-command of the Autobots. Contains touching realizations, the first and only Autobot civil war, and...Huffer the Glitter Fairy?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,733 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/21/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
A Most Reluctant Noah by The Starhorse reviews
First it rained...and then it rained more...and then it just kept on raining...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,548 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Complete
Grand, Stupid Things by The Starhorse reviews
Sunstreaker's right. Sideswipe really is stupid.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,041 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Complete
But They Might Hope by The Starhorse reviews
Prowl and Sideswipe are either contestants in the Snark-o-lympics, or are busy waiting for Godot. You decide.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,681 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Complete
By the Pundreds by An Cailin Rua reviews
Movie: The Autobots make a discovery about the English language. A horrible, horrible discovery.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Optimus Prime, J. Keller - Complete
Cave Canem by ryagelle reviews
Ratchet discovers that being involved with the Twins ain't all sunshine and roses. New summary since old one didn't fit anymore. All recognizable characters property of HasTak. G1.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,282 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 12/28/2007 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Ratchet, Sideswipe - Complete
Making a Move by Hunting Osprey reviews
Jazz and Prowl have danced around their feelings and each other for centuries, an overheard conversation prompts Prowl to end the dance.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,630 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Complete
You Don't Have To Be Afraid by vericus reviews
G1 - Jazz and Prowl have finally admitted they have feelings for each other, but Jazz has promptly gone straight back into denial, leaving Prowl frustrated. Fortunately there's someone willing to help him give Jazz a good kick in the CPU for being stupid.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,329 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Twinning the Hatchet by ryagelle reviews
Complete! The twins are up to their usual shenanigans, and Ratchet gets caught in the middle. Disclaimer: All recognizable characters property of HasTak. Not me. G1
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,571 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Ratchet, Sideswipe - Complete
Sand and Vacuum Cleaners by Cyndi reviews
He went from wishing she'd stop to praying that she wouldn't. FUNNY! IMPLIED RatchetxIronhide SLASH at the very end
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,267 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/19/2007 - [Mikaela B., Optimus Prime] - Complete
In Shadows by Cyndi reviews
Darkness suited him...but he didn't belong in it. Armada universe, OptimusxMegatron SLASH
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,607 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Optimus Prime, Megatron - Complete
CSI: Ark by MoonMadKitty reviews
Oh no! Someone's murdered Bluestreak! Well, not really No problem, Jazz is on the case! Can he solve the Murder Mystery before Prowl forces him to attend staff meetings for the rest of the month? COMPLETE.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,513 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Complete
Snowmechs by Melora Maxwell reviews
Soundwave and the Cassettes discover there are some fringe benefits to snow. Provided the Cassettes can stop bickering long enough to appreciate them, of course...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,126 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Soundwave - Complete
Sniffles by Melora Maxwell reviews
The Cassettes have a choice: babysit a sickly Ratbat or suffer the wrath of Soundwave... OK, what were the options again?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,950 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Soundwave, Ratbat - Complete
Bathtime by Melora Maxwell reviews
Turbofleas plus decontamination plus bath equals one peeved Ravage...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,477 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Soundwave, Ravage - Complete
Love Is by The Starhorse reviews
One shots, with various characters displaying the virtures of Love. Ten points and a cookie to anyone who catches the reference on these chapter titles.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,188 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 4/26/2007 - Published: 6/11/2006
Ruins by Beertree reviews
Bluestreak and Jazz share their memories of Prowl. Can be read with Purajazzbot's stories. Implied slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,070 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Complete
Let's Dance by Beertree reviews
Bluestreak hates silences. Jazz helps to fill them. Slightly slashy.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,198 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Complete
Drinking Game by Beertree reviews
MariaShadow started this and I finished it. Can Prowl beat Sideswipe at a drinking game that seemingly defies logic?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,153 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Prowl, Sideswipe - Complete
Blue 42 by The Starhorse reviews
Beware of irritating Prowl. It does not pay.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,295 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Complete
Just the Cat's Meow by The Starhorse reviews
No one ever remembers to watch out for Jazz.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,715 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Complete
Rain Over Blue Water by The Starhorse reviews
Some days you just lose your cool and bite some heads off. Sideswipe is no exception.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,567 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Complete
Fidelis by The Starhorse reviews
Even Optimus Prime has to wallow sometimes.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,941 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Complete
Touch Of Laughter by PuraJazzBot reviews
[G1]... Sunstreaker tries to cheer Sideswipe up when the red mech's confidence takes a bit of a hit. Lambofluff inside... TFs property of HasTak
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/24/2006 - Complete
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Playing with Fire reviews
G1 - Inferno tries to surprise Red Alert with a romantic romp in a dark supply closet, only for his plan to backfire -spectacularly-. Slash. Sticky.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,017 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Red Alert, Inferno - Complete
Factory Default reviews
Wheeljack's inventions are almost as infamous as his explosions - and their aftermath. The bots get into a little trouble when things go wrong and will have to cope with their imposed R&R and their concerned and doting comrades. Sweet and Fluffy.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 44,628 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Ratchet, Wheeljack
Deprived
Working title. A neutral colony is destroyed and the Decepticons get creative in some of their torments. First chapters are OC POV.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,713 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/12/2010
Sparkling Sweets and Christmas Treats reviews
Jazz averts a small Christmas crisis before Santa arrives. One-shot, fluffy goodness.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,424 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Jazz - Complete
Keeping Thyme reviews
Humans really need to stop having words that sound so similar with completely different meanings. Fluffy drabble.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Fireflight, Spike W. - Complete