Author has written 6 stories for Naruto, and Death Note.
Name: Alky Uchiha
General info: Male, Aged Twentyish, Live in Sydney, Stuff n things n shit.
Things i plan to write about: Pretty much only the Narutoverse, because it's the easiest to mess with and i like the series.
ummm...Yep that's about it.
Oh! one more thing, Most of the stories i will write about will be based of a tiny change in the past...or a random crossover just so we can read about an OP character. :)
someone else came up with this, i think it's brilliant!
Honorary Member of The Book of Log.
If you worship the holyness that is the log, copy and paste this section onto your profile
Position: LOG POPE
Possible Book of Log Positions:
Log Worshiper: Beginning position. No requirements
Log Priest: You have created at least 1 Naruto related fanfic that frequently (every 2-4 chapters) praises the almighty log and actually fits into the story
Log Pope: you have created 3 naruto related fanfics that frequently praise the almighty log
OR the Fanfic that already occasionally praises the log has at least 400 reviews
OR you create a (decently made) Naruto fanfic focused on praising the log... log forbid.
Excerpt of the log number 124: when using the log to escape a fire jutsu, it is konoha custom to write an apology letter to the log, and depending on rank of jutsu escaped from depicts how many words are needed. c-rank, two thousand, B-rank, one thousand five hundred, a-rank, one thousand. only S-rank and higher or excused from the writing of the letter. even then, it is still recommended.
Log excerpt number 231: if konoha shinobi celebrate the holiday of Christmas, then it is required that they put gifts under the Christmas log. Use of a full tree is an insult to the log and if found out that shinobi is ineligible from using the log for a period of two months.
Log excerpt number 437: Use of the log in a situation that clearly could be avoided using a variety of other methods or techniques is looked down upon. In order to repent for such actions, the following steps should be taken:
For every dent caused by your replacement you shall plant one sapling.
For every stab wound caused by your replacement you shall plant five
For every hole in the log caused by your replacement you shall plant ten
For every detached piece of the log caused by your replacement you shall
For a destroyed and unusable log caused by your replacement you shall plant
If your log is defective you may call 1-800-BAD-LOGS to file a complaint. If
'and the willow sayeth unto the ninja: wherefore dost i weep? 'tis tears of joy, as thy kin and mine together fell thine foes, who would bring the axe and torch to the wood. the log ist thine ally, and mine kin. calling upon the log, is to call upon me. to aid thee in battle, i weep my tear of joy.
'as the log takes your place, you become the log. the log becomes you. for a moment, you are an extension of the logs blessing unto ninja.'
'you are fools! your log is but a mockery of the power of ninja!- the ninja from the desert declared. and the people shook their heads.
'and as the smoke cleared, his foe stared in awe at the log. blackened and charred, the log crumbled. the ninja, filled with righteous wrath, fell upon his foe and slew him. he made his way to the log, and wept. his companion, the log that had accompanied him through so many battles, was no more. he spoke thus to his fallen companion: though now you have fallen in battle, you rest where the logs forever grow. the forest of life called for you, and you answered its call, as you did mine. i thank you my friend.'
'he despaired, for in this place of stone and earth, there was no logs to be found. reaching out with all his might, he begged for a log in the forsaken wasteland. and he was answered, and saved by the log, in a place where there were none.
'the log took his place and fell, forever into the abyss. the people, hearing of this, railed against him, in such numbers he swore to never endanger another log again. for many years, he fought without the log, growing more and more weary with each passing day. finally, he came across a foe that was too strong for him. as his life was about to end, he felt a familiar pull, and found himself out of harms way, seeing a log in his place. his stunned foe was felled in his stupor, and he approached the log, he knew it, for it was the same that fell so long ago. he asked of the log: why did you endanger yourself for me again? have you not done enough for me? and the log spoke: it is my duty, and our bond. we exist to save the ninja, and they exist to save the trees. we both play a part, for which i am content.'
Let it be known that it is absolutely forbidden to willingly perform the technique known as "1000 years of death" on a log. It is also equally frowned upon for one to replace oneself with a holy log for the purpose of avoiding said technique. The punishment for such actions is at least 6 months of banishment from the use of the holy log.
~ Akatsuki Pledge ~
I promise to remember Kisame,
whenever I catch some fish,
I promise to remember Itachi,
whenever I make a pure-hearted wish.
I promise to remember Sasori,
whenever I think of true beauty,
I promise to remember Deidara,
whenever I start talking alittle kooky.
I promise to remember Kakuzu,
whenever I'm alittle low on cash,
I promise to remember Hidan,
whenever I act too brash.
I promise to remember Tobi,
whenever I see a good boy,
I promise to remember Zetsu,
whenever I play with my food like a toy.
I promise to remember Sasuke,
whenever I lose my mind entirely,
I promise to remember Orochimaru,
whenever I plan diabolicly.
I promise to remember Pain,
whenever I hope for peace,
I promise to remember Konan,
whenever I put a childs mind at ease.
I promise to remember Akatsuki,
everywhere I go,
I promise to remember Naruto,
cuz' all the other 'tards know.
the stories in my head that i find important:
-A Different Jutsu: Part One. What if Naruto chose a different jutsu from the Forbidden Scroll? Ninja Art: Soul Drain.
-A Different Jutsu: Part Two. Ninja Art: Soul Drain, the power of hundreds. Given to One.
-Naruto x Death Note: The Ultimate Ninja Tool: Ryuk's boredom got to him again and this time, Naruto picked up the Death Note on his training mission with Jiraiya.
- The Demonic Medic: After Naruto was brutalised one too many times, losing an eye in the process, his savior and ANBU who was running, ended up leaving him in the care of Tsunade Senju. Watch as Naruto returns to konoha to become a medic ninja; Naruto Senju, user of Shisui Uchiha's Sharingan.
-Naruto x Wolverine: The Iron Fox: By learning a different jutsu from the forbidden scroll, Naruto is given the special traits of the Number one Mutant, Wolverine.
Future stories (Italics means potential next on the list)
-Kurama's Embarrassment: The Kyuubi was embarrassed that Naruto was the one that was representing it's power, the only way it could see to fix such an embarrassment, was to make Naruto worthy of the title of Jinchuuriki. So one night in his sleep, Naruto was contacted by the fox, and ordered to be a better ninja.
-A Different Approach: Orochimaru stayed in the village for a few years longer than in canon to try and learn clan jutsus, thus letting him meet a young Naruto. And Naruto's always had a way to bring out the goodness in someone.
-A Wish Fulfilled: From an alternate reality where Naruto was trained and treated as the weapon of the village, a sixteen year old Naruto is killed just to awake in the body of the Original Naruto...Just in time to take the academy graduation exam.
-An Inch to the Left: what if one small rock fell slightly faster. the reaction: the small rock guided a boulder and inch to the left. why is this so important? because that boulder just happens to be the one that crushed Obito's head, destroying his Sharingan eyes and instantly killing him.
-A Different Target: the Hyuuga kidnapping, what if the hidden cloud thought to take the last uchiha instead? will someone save him? or will the cloud have a stronger weapon then they bargained for?
-Odds or Evens?: Tsunade always loses when it comes to betting, but what if just once early on in her travels, she hit it so big that the became one of the richest people in the world? Shizune convinces Tsunade that using the money to help konoha prosper would be what Dan and Niwaki would have wanted, so the duo returns and decide to take in an three orphans of the village... Naruto, Sasuke and Lee.
-Gentle Venom, Hinata's fangs: In the original series, Kurenai was the chunnin who was assigned to watch over Hinata. This time, Anko was assigned first. Begins with young Hinata before jump to gennin exam. Strong/Confident/but still her Hinata!
-Naruto x Teen Titans: the Teen Titans world is no more. In a last ditch effort to save the team, Raven embraced her emotions and used her strongest spell, launching herself and possibly others into the Naruto world as children but with her memories in tact. She opened her two year old eyes and watched as Minato sealed the fox into his son. Brother&sister Naruto&Raven.
-Naruto x s-CRY-ed: On wave mission, team seven comes across a being of darkness with one white arm and one black arm, The Crystal. the three are now blessed with Alter Power!
-Naruto x Grimm : What if the coding in someone's pathways that made Bloodlines descended from Wesen? what if becoming a Jinchurriki or being a descendant of one made you a Grimm? Naruto begins a quest, seeing odd things from the moment Jiraiya release Naruto from Orochimaru's Five Pronged Seal when training to summon the Toads.
If there are any of my ideas that you think i should start writing soon, please PM me so that i know which ones are wanted the most!
Also, don't expect updates often since i barely get time to read let alone write.