Author has written 8 stories for Twilight.
Hey yall! I'm KC!!
I'm 14 years old. I have blond hair and blue eyes. I'm 5'5". I normally wear jeans (cruel girl, wranglers), fitted shirts, and boots. My favorite color is blue.
I love riding horses. I compete in Dressage, show jumping, and three day eventing. I love playing the piano. I love Twilight. And I LOVE Edward! How good can life get?
My stories are inspired by many things (music, personal experiences, and random thoughts ) But some, like my story Edward's Massage, came from my most awsomness cuzin Janie. She is absolutly in love with Edwad Cullen just like me and we talk about him and the other Cullen boys alot. Most of these girly talks are around midnight when no one can here the cough cough subjects we get to. One of the things that Janie and I both love is Edward laying down, shirtless, purring...swoon inspirering Edward's Massage lol. Anyways, We txt a lot... so some of my dialogue comes from the random thing we say. (ex. bendy) lol
Oh and Janie, if your reading this... Shrimp, celery, almonds. MUHAHAHA!!
To anyone who just read the above sentance, don't ask. It's a random piontless thing that Janie, a few friends, and I came up with. Seriously.
Anyways, I don't like any OOC's or All Human stories. And I like the original couples! All this crap with Bella/Emmett, Bella/Jasper, and even worse- Bella/Carlise- I mean Eww!Ugh! It's not going to happen! But I love fluff! Edward and Bella just doing random things and having a good time it what I like the most!
My favorite character is Edward!! (of course) My least favorite is Jane in New Moon. (hate you! ya little #&!!) Oh and I am totally team Edward! Jacob Black just disappear for all I care.
Favorite book order: Eclipse; Twilight; Breaking Dawn; Midnight Sun; New Moon.
I think that the movie was nothing compared to the books. I hope Stephenie Meyer finishes Midnight Sun and writes more about Edward and Bella!!
Edward Cullen, sexier than you since 1901
1. You can enjoy the bouquet while resisting the wine.
Some Good Quotes
Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience - Lol! (I learned this one the hard way.)
- just because she comes off strong doesn't mean she didn't fall asleep crying & even though she acts like nothing is wrong, maybe, just maybe -- she's really good at lying-
"You're a good friend and I love you and all...but if we ever get chased by zombies, I'm totally tripping you."
Boy, you're wrong! I didn't fall for you, you tripped me!
- Bella's going to stare at Edward in a minute. Look normal. - Alice in Midnight Sun. Ahaha.
-if you cry, then I'll cry, if you laugh, then I'll laugh, if you fall off a cliff, then I'll laugh harder-
Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing makes them so freaking mad.
Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real.
Boys that make you cry aren't worth crying over; boys that are worth crying over won't make you cry.
Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!
You have to wonder about a country where the bombs are smarter than the high school graduates. At least the bombs can find Iraq on a map. (I love it.)
/Any astronomer can predict with absolute accuracy just where every star in the universe will be at 11:30 tonight. He can make no such prediction about his teenage daughter.
Boys say that in everything they do, they can kick a girl's butt so bad that they cry. If you're a girl who kicks the boys' butts so bad they cry like girls, copy this into your profile!
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile
If you believe that the reason the girls always kiss the guys first is that the guys are too scared that they'll be slapped, punched, hit, kicked or mindwiped, then please copy this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy onto profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like cookies.
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy andpaste this into your profile. (long story behind this one. XD)
If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile
If you belive in Jesus Christ put this in your profile anddon't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.
Ninety-six percent of teens in the world today don't stand up for God. If you are one of the 4 percent that does put this in your profile.
If your parents or anyone else roll there eyes at you when you relate anything to Twilight, copy and paste this on to your profile.
If you are so obsessed with the Twilight series you can practically quote parts of the book (or chapters), copy and paste this on your profile.
Really Dumb Store labels:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Too late!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (As night follows day . . .)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Tynol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.)
On a Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos!
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swanson frozen dinners:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a child's superman costume:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.)
On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)
This is my advice to all of you ladies out there!!
Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,
who calls you back when you hang up on him,
who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.
Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy that kisses your forehead,
who keeps your picture in his wallet,
who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,
who holds your hand in front of all his friends,
who thinks your beautiful without makeup,
one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,
THE one who turns to his friends and says THAT'S HER!
Disclaimer: Osama wants world peace, Johnny Depp is NOT hot, Bush is a Democrat, Orlando Bloom loves me, pop ups are NOT annoying, the world is flat, girls have no interest whatsoever in guys, Michael Jackson is perfectly normal, Draco loves muggles, and I own Twilight. Get it yet? Okay, that is my favorite disclaimer of all time! I thought that that was hilarious and hope you guys do too. It's not MY disclaimer, though. I can't remember the story I took it from, but I hope it's okay. :D
Here is a link to a picture of Emmett's horse, Mickey, in my FanFic, Riding Camp.
A link to a picture of Edward's horse, Heartless, in my FanFic, Riding Camp.
Hope you like them!!