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Joined 07-26-09, id: 2023651, Profile Updated: 02-10-13
Author has written 4 stories for Inheritance Cycle, Twilight, Lord of the Rings, and Sherlock.

Hey Guys!!

Prompts are always, always appreciated. If you would like me to write anything, either as part of a piece I'm already working on, or something new, please PM me! Thank you!

A levels have dramatically reduced the amount of time I spend on here, but I've made it a New Years Resolution to write in order to control stress, so fingers crossed you'll hear slightly more from me than of late.

I have eclectic taste in books, music, film and TV, although I tend to tend (see what I did there?) towards humour or geeky... I can empathise more than is probably a good thing with Miranda (those of you who don't watch it, you're missing a treat. If you do watch it, why not PM me, I'm always willing to discuss it!) All time favourite books are Harry Potter (comfort reading), Lord of the Rings and co, Captain Correli's Mandolin by Louis de Bernieres and The Angel's Game by Carlos Ruiz Zafon (which, oddly enough, both feature a character called Correli...). I also love the Sherlock Holmes stories (and the BBC series, for that matter) and Hitchhiker's Guide, as well as the Falco series by Lindsey Davis, queen of historical crime fiction, which doesn't get half as much press as it deserves. Music varies from rock to folk via the curious in-between land of Snow Patrol and Coldplay, although I have to admit to liking classical too (I play the cello, it's not my fault). I'm currently mourning the loss of Dr Harry Cunningham from our screens in Silent Witness. I refuse to accept he's not coming back.

I like writing parodies and other things of a funny nature, although I've recently developed a taste for slightly more sensible plots. Heaven forbid!

I might write something serious on occasion, but then again I might not.

But that's me. If you read my writing, I hope you enjoy it.

"The Unintentional Dismembering of a Chocolate Cake", It documents the adventures of Eragon, Saphira and the gang after the final page of Brisingr, or some time around then. Another chapter may be added, but then again, it may not, as I believe I have the order slightly confused...

UPDATE 10/8/11: The 'another chapter', if added, will probably be the second in a series of oneshots out of all chronological order. I just can't get it to fit in with the first chapter.

UPDATE 15/1/13: It's been so long I'd actually sort of forgotten I'd written this, and for that matter where on earth I put the 'another chapter.' If it turns up in a post A-levels sort out, then I'll stick it up.

"The Secret Diaries of the Volturi (aged 103,972)". . As the name suggests, it follows what the Volturi are really thinking after "Breaking Dawn" (which, if you have been living on the moon or at the bottom of a garden pond,-sorry for stealing your line, Fred- is the fourth book in the Twilight saga). Spoof, with higher than average levels of insanity.

UPDATE 15/1/13: I don't think there'll be any more added to this, I've lost all enthusiasm for Twillight. But you never know...

"A Rather Epic Game of Ping Pong". This is my first attempt at a Lord of the Rings fic, and is set after the events of the books. The fellowship meet up once again, to do battle against the forces of evil. Only, perhaps 'battle' is not quite the right word...

"Tales from 221B" A series of probably not linked oneshots based on BBC Sherlock, may it be praised by all. Because it's my favourite thing. Lighthearted, silly, unapologetically daft... If you have any ideas or requests, please, please PM me. Inspiration is short and I need all the help I can get...

Coming up:

I've lost the 'Unnamed Doctor Who', which mean's it's probably in the same notebook as the chapters for Unintentional Dismembering... To be honest, it was fairly shocking anyway, so you're really not missing out on much.

SILENT WITNESS NEWSFLASH: Inspiration has struck! I'm saying nothing more in case it runs away again, but fingers crossed for something in the first few months of 2013. Harry will not have left for New York, if that's of any interest...

Please, in order to avoid disappointment, do not expect quick updates. It's not going to happen.

Hopefully, you'll enjoy my stories. If not, any constructive criticism is welcome. I'm a fanfic writer. Reviews are some of my best friends.

Thankyou for reading.

Owl X

A small note:
"I smile because I don't know what the heck is going on."

That's all.

Bye

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64: Ricochet by cali-chan reviews
"Primrose Everdeen." This can't be happening, Katniss thought. She desperately pushed through the crowd. I volunteer!, she wanted to scream. I volunteer as tribute! But she couldn't, because she wasn't eligible for the reaping anymore. There was nothing she could do. Peeta/Katniss and other pairings, AU.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 201,963 - Reviews: 782 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 816 - Updated: 18h - Published: 1/23/2012 - [Katniss E., Peeta M.] [Gale H., Madge U.]
Lies Bathilda Bagshot Told Me by Qoheleth reviews
Or, why Hufflepuffs understand History of Magic better than Ravenclaws do.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,177 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/1/2016 - Hannah A., Fat Friar - Complete
He's Only Ever Human by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
On the few times that John actually notices Sherlock's humanity, it gives him a sense of being refreshed. Sherlock's only human. It's nice to see. Series of oneshots highlighting Sherlock's emotions, because we all know that he has them. Rated M: Chapter Seventy-Four for swearing and mentions of drug use; it's skippable. The rest of the story is rated T. NOW COMPLETE.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 78 - Words: 55,766 - Reviews: 1111 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 12/27/2014 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Practical Guide for the Courtship of Elves, by Beren son of Barahir by Nerdy Nell reviews
Beren finds himself volunteered to share seasoned advice on "successfully" navigating the world of elvish-mortal relationships (if he can manage not to be interrupted).
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,224 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Beren, Lúthien T. - Complete
Ashes from the Fire by keepyourchinup reviews
There is a huge gap between the end of Mockingjay and the epilogue. What happened to Katniss during this time? Mockingjay pre-epilogue. Please review, I'll update soon. Mockingjay, all characters, etc. belong to the talented Suzanne Collins!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 47,769 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 9/26/2014 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Groundhog GDIME by annafan reviews
Charlize has read all the fanfics, she knows all the tricks... All she has to do is follow the tried and tested methods for falling into Middle Earth, and she'll get the elven prince of her dreams. And if at first you don't succeed, try, try again... and again... and again. Not a Legomance (but not for want of trying on Charlize's part). The fic where everyone gets a happy ending!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 34 - Words: 79,835 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/23/2014 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Human, Legolas, Boromir, Aragorn - Complete
Through Shadows by Thanwen reviews
Do you believe in love at first sight? I do not, no matter what the Professor tells us. So here comes my attempt of a plausible and hopefully entertaining story why and how Éowyn and Faramir came to love each other. Classical gap filler; strictly book-verse.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 260,277 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 8/27/2013 - Eowyn, Faramir - Complete
Fifteen Years by HauntedSilver reviews
It took fifteen years for Peeta to convince Katniss to have kids. But what happened in between? Probably about fifty different scenarios of how Peeta tried to persaude Katniss to have a family.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 37 - Words: 60,117 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Peeta M., Katniss E.
The Fallibility of First Impressions by LostInWho reviews
As one of five daughters with a rather small income, Rose Tyler knew that many of her dreams would probably remain that way: dreams of seeing the world and marrying for love rather than security. However, the arrival of a wealthy family and a military regiment in town soon sets life in their quiet village upon its head. Based on the novel Pride and Prejudice.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 91,584 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 9/1/2014 - Published: 5/19/2013 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
Call It What You Want by lovetrigger reviews
Modern Day AU. Katniss needs a night out after a break up with her ex-boyfriend, Gale. Peeta and Katniss have been best friends since they were 5yrs old, and Peeta's been in love with her ever since. After Katniss agrees to go to a club in attempt to get another boyfriend, Peeta is determined that guy has to be him even if Katniss doesn't know it. ON HIATUS
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,375 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 8/29/2014 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Adventures outside Middle Earth by annafan reviews
Middle Earth is suffering yet another invasion of Mary Sues. What can Galadriel do to rescue Legolas from his pursuers? Send him to another world, of course. What could possibly go wrong? Adventure, humour, a spot (OK, a lot) of Legolas/OC romance. And poor old Haldir's life is spiralling out of control. Rated T for swearing, sexual references, and silliness. And very AU.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 78,865 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Legolas, Galadriel, Haldir - Complete
Into the Mist by Team-Jazz reviews
The Doctor lands in a small highland community in Scotland where the locals are being terrorised by a demon in the mist. But not all of the villagers are what they first seem. Will contain an OC. Sisfic. COMPLETE.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,483 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 9/21/2009 - 10th Doctor - Complete
accelerant by fairy-prose reviews
"My faith in you is not the issue here. It's your track record with fire."
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Rose T., 10th Doctor Duplicate - Complete
Across The Void by Martha and Squirrel reviews
The events of The End of Time and The Eleventh Hour are felt across the void in Pete's world. On-shot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Rose T., 10th Doctor Duplicate - Complete
Snapshots by SnubNosedSilhouette reviews
Sometimes a photo doesn't tell the whole story
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/24/2013 - 10th Doctor Duplicate, Rose T., Jackie T., Pete T.
Deliverance by EscapeArtist25 reviews
My version of a post-Mockingjay story. Takes place a month after Mockingjay ends. Katniss and Peeta both struggle in their own ways to become themselves and find each other again. Also, check out my previous HG fics, all three original books, but in Peeta's POV. Props to Nikola Nicart on tumblr for the artwork.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 63,929 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
Slip by Decidedly Average reviews
"You move on, and no one sees you slip. Only Harry."- A series of chapters based on quotes from Silent Witness Series 16.
Silent Witness - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,584 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Harry C., Nikki A. - Complete
Why He Wasn't There by KiwiSWFan reviews
An explanation for Harry's absence from the funeral that we all know he would have attended. Disclaimer: I own nobody! The BBC owns everybody.
Silent Witness - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,384 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Harry C., Nikki A.
Deck the Halls by Charlotte88 reviews
Part of the '25 Days of Fic' challenge. One Christmas prompt word for every day of Advent. "It's just his usual 'it's Christmas, an excuse to try and force Harry and Nikki to come to their senses' type shenanigans."
Silent Witness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,071 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Harry C., Nikki A.
loving him was red by Zayz reviews
L/J. Lyrics from Taylor Swift's album "Red" serve as prompts to go through the years of Lily and James and their tumultuous relationship. Multi-chap. T for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,334 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Der liebestolle Mann by ollieu reviews
When Nikki is offered a job in Berlin, it suddenly hits Harry that she might not always be there. But what exactly is Nikki to Harry? If she ultimately goes who will suffer the most? Set in Berlin, the two must investigate their possible final case together, the murder of a UK journalist, caught up in the dark murky world of delicate bonds between the press and government.
Silent Witness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,839 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Harry C., Nikki A.
Rag Week by dinabar reviews
Unashamed silly fluff, no one's leaving, no one's in trouble, just pure escapist fun. It's charity week at LSSE and Leo does not want a repeat of previous year's student antics. And yes they are wearing handcuffs :
Silent Witness - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,307 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Harry C., Nikki A. - Complete
Olympic Fever by pinkswallowsun reviews
Harry, Nikki & co have tickets for the 2020 Cape Town Olympic Games- assuming they ever make it there, of course. Another attempt at humour, and birthday present for Charlotte xxx
Silent Witness - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,568 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Harry C., Nikki A. - Complete
Tell Him by Lizziginne reviews
Nikki is out with some old university friends, they discuss whether she should Tell Him? Late birthday fic for pinkswallowsun Flossie H/N
Silent Witness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,772 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Nikki A., Harry C. - Complete
Forgotten by missloquaciouswriter reviews
An accident left Katniss unable to remember everything she and Peeta has. Now Peeta is determined to bring the girl he loves back—he will bring their love back. The rewritten version of "The Amnesiac".
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,500 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Peeta M., Katniss E.
I Would Understand by Morgan Stuart reviews
Is there another jumper on the roof of St Bart's?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/31/2012 - DI Lestrade, John W. - Complete
Five Boxes by Morgan Stuart reviews
After Sherlock's fall, what is left?
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,713 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/19/2012 - John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
Volunteers by Morgan Stuart reviews
After an awkward Christmas party follows a lonely New Year's Eve. NOTE: This takes place during events in the second-series Sherlock episode "A Scandal in Belgravia."
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Published: 1/4/2012 - DI Lestrade, Molly Hooper - Complete
Moments of Elegance by twilightmask reviews
Drabbles on various moments between Sherlock and John, noted from 3rd person and from either perspective. Friendship based, however some hints of slash may shine through at points along with a bit of light humor.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 24,316 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
After All by Morgan Stuart reviews
This is one way it might happen. There are, of course, many. NOTE: This is part of the Sofie Series, a sequel to "Mouth of Babes," "Facing Forward," "Sentry Duty," and "Lessons Learned."
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,142 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/13/2011 - John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
My First Wedding Date by hopelesslyhalfhearted reviews
When Harry tells a lie to please his mother, and somehow ends up getting Nikki intertwined in the web of deceit, will the lies blur into the truth? COMPLETED.
Silent Witness - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 21,032 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Complete
Insomnia by CountryGrl reviews
Just a temporary title, cos that's what I have at the moment. A series of one-shots, mainly Ten/Rose....drabbles with fluff attached. Reviews are, I'm told, love!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,107 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 10/27/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
Snape's Oceans by Theolyn reviews
Who would Severus become without his burden of self-loathing? And how will that Severus react when Ron Weasley's widow comes seeking healing of her own? DH compliant, save for Snape's survival. SS/LP followed by SS/HG M for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 62,459 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Lightning Strike by Fire-Chan9490 reviews
A sort of triptych based on each part of "The Lightning Strike" by Snow Patrol. Because I'm massively uncreative, and music serves as a substitute. /It's like the Thames is flooding, but we won't drown if we hold on./
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,594 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Lessons Learned by Morgan Stuart reviews
A hostage situation at 221B proves that not all dangers come from Moriarty. NOTE: This is part of the Sofie Series, a sequel to "Mouth of Babes," "Facing Forward," and "Sentry Duty."
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,576 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 9/19/2011 - DI Lestrade, John W. - Complete
Hobbit Stew by Kara's Aunty reviews
A very hungry Bilbo Baggins spots something very tasty after a week of near-abstinence in the Elvenking's Halls, but getting his hands on it will not be as easy as he thinks ... UK English
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,134 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Complete
All That Matters by editor frog reviews
The second installment in the "pool scene" perspective piece series; this time from the point of view of a certain consulting detective. Companion piece to "All the Difference" and "All According to Plan;" can be read together or as a stand-alone.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Ten Days by Ealcynn reviews
After that night at the pool, something changes. It takes Sherlock ten days to deduce what it is.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,524 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
McLaggen by Project H reviews
The world's most affordable and arousing detective is on the case when a student is brutally murdered at Hogwarts. It'll take all his skill to catch the culprit, but McLaggen always gets his man. And his woman, if you know what he means.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,194 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Cormac M., Susan B.
The Day the Music Lived by Morgan Stuart reviews
Lestrade knows why 7 September, 2011, is a date worth remembering. So does Mrs Hudson.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,836 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/22/2011 - DI Lestrade, John W. - Complete
The Amusing Reviews: Sherlock by queenoftheoutlands reviews
Queen is back with a new show to review... amusingly : Enter for brilliant deductions, wonderful subtext, creepy side characters and shameless gushing praise of just about everything. Hope you enjoy!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,716 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Complete
Until the Bandages Came Off by Morgan Stuart reviews
They were broken. Now they're putting each other back together again. NOTE: This is an Optional Epilogue to the story "The Shadow Boys Are Breaking."
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock H. - Complete
An Unexpected Novel by Rayndrop reviews
No dragon or consulting detective can resist the fascination of riddling talk and of wasting time trying to understand it. Even if it's a silly, pointless fantasy novel. And after all, Sherlock is BORED. Oneshot; Sherlock reads "The Hobbit." ;
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Four at the Thousand Faces by Morgan Stuart reviews
John, Sherlock, Lestrade, and Mycroft are heroes, whether they realize it or not. And there is a certain journey that all heroes are entitled to make. Note: Bracketed numbers in the text correspond to endnotes that identify the various references.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,579 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/8/2011 - John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
Daddy by Ashabagawa reviews
Despite all the help from his wife, Ariadne, Arthur sometimes finds being a Dad difficult. So Eames helps him out.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,657 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Arthur
Deployment by Kataraang0 reviews
John is deployed and Molly Hooper is put in charge of Sherlock. Who knows what sort of Sherlolly shall ensue? First chapter fanfic!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 22,336 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
The Shadow Boys Are Breaking by Morgan Stuart reviews
When Sherlock and John broke that morning, Lestrade picked up the pieces. Now who would pick up the pieces of Lestrade?
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,960 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/27/2011 - DI Lestrade, Mrs. Hudson
The Distance Getting Close by Morgan Stuart reviews
What Lestrade needed that night was distance. What he wanted was a few hours alone in which to grieve. What he got was Sherlock Holmes picking the lock of his front door.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,693 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/26/2011 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H. - Complete
The Amusing Reviews: Merlin, Series One by queenoftheoutlands reviews
Episodes 1-13, all reviewed amusingly by moi. Randomness! Slash Dragons! Sword Fighting! Arthur posing dramatically! Colin Morgan's insanely cute blue eyes! Shameless referencing of other fandoms! It's all inside!
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,208 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Merlin - Complete
Housewarming by k8ec reviews
An unexpected mail delivery has John puzzled.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/4/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
In Want of a Wife by S. Faith reviews
An unmarried man of means must be shopping for a wife; everyone knows this. Bridget Jones goes Regency. Book universe, somewhat.
Bridget Jones' Diary - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 84,401 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/21/2011 - Published: 2/25/2011
Grow Old with You by hopelesslyhalfhearted reviews
So let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink, put you to bed when you've had too much to drink. FINISHED.
Silent Witness - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,193 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/16/2011 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Complete
Project H: New Moon by Project H reviews
A direct parody of the second film in the Twilight series
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,339 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 12/26/2010
Modal Tune by ellenin2 reviews
Mycroft views some unusual surveillance.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,032 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Complete
Bally 221B by goldvermilion87 reviews
A Sherlock/Wodehouse crossover. A 221B play. Somehow Sherlock and John have been thrust into Wodehouse's world, and they have to play two famous characters. Sherlock stays in character. John is in trouble. Crack!fic premise, but in character, I think.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Chasing Mr X by Ashabagawa reviews
The team are reunited again when Arthur recieves a letter from the mysterious Mr X, claiming to have their best interests at heart. However, things quickly turn ugly as the team fight for their lives in the most terrifying realm of all: the real world.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,808 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Arthur, Ariadne - Complete
The Case of the Considerate Consultant by Archea reviews
We all know about Molly Hooper's not-so-secret wish. On the 20th of December, she receives a note from an anonymous "consultant"... Beware, one pairing may hide another! Molly/Sherlock, Humour, PG.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,546 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
What Fresh Hell Is This? by Grey Silverstone reviews
WFH pt. II! 'Right. Molly stood outside the door hands balled into fists at her sides. Today. Right now. Right. She'd do it. Coffee.' You remember the little coffee quibble? Molly grows a pair. And cue dramedy! Sequel to what I thought would be a OS. R&R!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper
The Case of the Misplaced Dream by Starrylizard reviews
You never really remember the beginning of a dream do you? You always wind up right in the middle of what's going on. Gen
Crossover - Inception & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Arthur, John W. - Complete
Defying Gravity by A Mad Man With A Box reviews
The Doctor always seems to have amazing hair - styled to utter perfection. It must take him hours to create it. So just what to his companions think about that, as they wait to go on an adventure? And wait. And wait...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/29/2010 - 11th Doctor, 10th Doctor - Complete
She's got you high by The Dream Is Real reviews
Eames' desk is stuck in the middle of the two most loved up but oblivious people in the whole entire world and he is sick to death of it. So he, being the charming englishman he is, decides to do something about it. summary sucks, sorry, i'm new! :
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,846 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Arthur, Ariadne - Complete
A Brief Account Of Life With Zombies by Silver Pard reviews
Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 2,425 - Follows: 266 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Complete
The Complete Moron's Guide to Sewing by Pisceanduality reviews
Arthur shows up in the wee hours of the morning to finish up a job. Ariadne is not amused. Especially when he looks like he was beaten half way to hell. Now revised and continued in "More Guides for Complete Morons"
Inception - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,898 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
Space Oddity by Emmylou reviews
Sherlock Holmes was hit by an explosion in 2010 and when he woke up it was 1983. Gene Hunt isn't ready for a new DI yet, and doesn't know what he's in for. Sherlock BBC and Ashes to Ashes crossover.
Crossover - Ashes to Ashes & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Monty Python's 'Two Towers' by Morthoron reviews
Appalling sequel to Monty Python's 'Fellowship of the Ring', disgusting successor to Monty Python's 'The Hobbit', and nearly as famous as Monty Python's 'Not Appearing as a Fan-Fiction Story'. Winner of the coveted 'Necrotic Albatross' Lesion of Honor.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,003 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
The Legacy of the Brokenhearted by Ashabagawa reviews
In order for a battle to be won, somebody has to lose. Twenty-three years after the events that shamed his family forever, Scorpius Malfoy meets Rose Weasley and they begin to form a tentative romance. However, family honour must be upheld. Rose/Scorpius
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,063 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
Never Forgotten by A Mad Man With A Box reviews
"J.K Rowling. You should know just how brilliant you are." The Doctor goes to get his copy of Deathly Hallows signed.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/4/2010 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Doctor meets Doctor by korvascus reviews
Matt Smith returns home from a long day of filming, and encounters a most unusual man.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Complete
Still Brilliant Thank You Very Much by TwinEnigma reviews
Donna is hardly the typical grandmother. She's brilliant. And so's her granddaughter. Minor spoilers for Journey's End, End of Time and Waters of Mars
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Donna N. - Complete
The Kingdom of Nibble Was Eaten By A Squirrel by Ashabagawa reviews
The inhabitants of the kingdom of Nibble have spent the last few hundred years doing frivolous things, such as having their nasal hair plaited. However, with the threat of invasion will the kingdom leap into action? Or will they be eaten by a squirrel?
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,954 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 12/17/2009
Running Into A Stranger by CrazyMaryT reviews
DI Robert Lewis meets a runner who catches his fancy.
Crossover - Lewis & Silent Witness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,667 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2010 - R. Lewis - Complete
The Abduction of Éomer, King of Rohan by Lialathuveril reviews
Princess Lothíriel of Dol Amroth finds her peace of mind disturbed by the arrival of a courier from Rohan. What she does not realize, however, is the fact that this is only the beginning... A tale of carpets, cabbages and cold water.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,197 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Lothíriel, Eomer - Complete
Carlisle's Diary by Ashabagawa reviews
Exactly what it says on the tin; the innermost thoughts and feelings of the Dr Man himself. What goes on in that hugely massive and gigantic watermelon of a brain of his? WARNING: May cause suffocation if read in an airtight container.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,069 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/26/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Carlisle
Questing by Thundera Tiger reviews
In the spring of 2941, against all reason, thirteen dwarves decide to leave the safety of the Blue Mountains and take up a quest to slay a terrible dragon. Gimli would like to see their number increase by one.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,209 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Glóin, Dwalin, Gandalf - Complete
The Queen of Sheba by TwinEnigma reviews
In Pete's World, Donna Noble can't decide if she's lucky or cursed after all that's happened in her life. Maybe she's just brilliant.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,676 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Donna N. - Complete
Amarantos by TwinEnigma reviews
They had such grand, lovely, terrifying adventures together. And now he's gone forever. TARDIS carries on. TARDIS-centric, spoilers for Journey's End, End of Time, etc.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,042 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - TARDIS, OC, 10th Doctor Duplicate, Rose T. - Complete
Dead Men Make Bad Allies by Ashabagawa reviews
Fifty-eight years after his first mission for MI6, Alex Rider finds himself involved in the tricky affairs of the intelligence service once more. When an old comrade is murdered by a brutal terrorist group, Rider vows to seek revenge one final time...
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,904 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 10/24/2009
The Matchmaker by conception.creation reviews
Eight lousy, stinking months have gone by and Nathaniel still refuses to let him go home. Bartimaeus gets creative. NxK AU set between GE and PG.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,153 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Nathaniel, Kitty J. - Complete
Author's Notes: The Complete Poems by Geale reviews
The ultimate guide to the poetry found in 'Author's Notes', containing everything you never wished to see again. You will probably be better off without it. Hints of slash. This is a publication made by Imladris Library.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,484 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Complete
The Weaver and His Wife by Ealcynn reviews
In which the weaver and his wife give shelter to two unusual travellers in a storm. The Peoples of Middle Earth - Being an account of some small doings of the unrecorded heroes of Middle Earth during the Third and Fourth Age.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,753 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Chavs and Chavudice by Ashabagawa reviews
The Bennet family are renowned throughout the country for their nose rings, tattoos and fatal attraction to Playboy merchandise, although with a new addition to the community, will the girls change their ways? Not bloody likely...
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,338 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010
Letters by natalee moon reviews
A polaroid camera begins a tradition of collecting "letters" from their travels to spell out words and jokes on the wall of the TARDIS. A tradition that lasts much longer than Rose ever expected...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2010 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
She Said What? by Zayz reviews
LJ. Lily Evans keeps a diary in her seventh year to chronicle the strange, murky, embarrassing, and sometimes plain crazy events that a young witch set to graduate has to navigate through. Written in the style of 'Bridget Jones's Diary.' R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 313,283 - Reviews: 1675 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 5/8/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The City of a Thousand Souls by Ashabagawa reviews
In the shadowy streets of Barcelona, Senor Salvador Miedaclere agrees to teach young Christina Lamira how to read. However, when the corpse of a man is found in her tutor's study, Christina begins to doubt everything and everyone, including herself...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2010
A Series of Incidents Involving Sledgehammers by Ashabagawa reviews
After bouncing off the windscreen of a van, Troy Bolton is trying to re-build his life. Unfortunately, a group of amateaur terrorists have got other ideas...
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,132 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Troy B., Chad D.
Monty Python's 'Fellowship of the Ring' by Morthoron reviews
The stunning sequel to Monty Python's The Hobbit. Follow the frenetic folly as the fumbling Frodo is foisted on the fractious Fellowship for a frolicking flit through Middle-earth. Nominated for the 2010 MEFA's in the Tax & Accountancy category.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 56,384 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Frodo B. - Complete
Merlin Advent Calendar by Cynic Writer reviews
Short ficlets for each day until Christmas. Only, in Camelot, Christmas is midwinter...
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 26,180 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Merlin - Complete
Prehistoric Pride and Prejudice by Christini reviews
Prehistoric Pride & Prejudice and other peculiar takes on the timeless classic. Does just what it says on the tin.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 12/23/2009
Christmastoe by S. Faith reviews
Gotta keep up those holiday traditions!
Bridget Jones' Diary - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Complete
Killing Assassins That Quite Like Your Girlfriend by Ashabagawa reviews
When Alex's arch nemesis turns up at his school,everything goes a bit wrong. For a start, Alex has to cancel his football game tickets in order to get rid of him and then Jack manages to lock herself out of the car while it's still running...
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,700 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 10/3/2009
Jump in Time by Viridis Lupus reviews
After discovering a mysterious crystal cave, Merlin and Arthur find themselves catapulted forward into the future. There, they encounter the foreign culture of modern day life and have to work out how to survive.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 74,714 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Complete
Merlin and Mayhem by writing-at-random reviews
An evil sorcerer is after Merlin, but decides to kill Arthur as well. How will Merlin save his friend when he is trapped? I'm horrid at summaries so please give it a chance!
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,268 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Gene's nasty shock by EnEnUnited reviews
This is just a short one- Gene gets an unpleasant surprise! Formerly known as 'A nasty shock', but I had to reload it as it wouldn't work! Whoops! : Disclaimer: These characters are not mine- this is merely my take on the awesome world of Ashes to Ashes!
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/25/2009
Clear as Mud by Ashabagawa reviews
Against his will, Alex Rider is sent to a remote section of the SAS as the last resort to try to train a section of failed SAS agents. Battling against the inevitable, Alex must train each of these agents through the scrutiny of the site sergeant, Himmel.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 17,660 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Complete
Mark Darcy's Diary: The Edge of Reason by trixie30111 reviews
When Mark Darcy ran out that night to buy Bridget a diary, she returned the favour Mark Darcy POV Somewhere between the film and the book universe
Bridget Jones' Diary - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,058 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009
Eclairs by Flaignhan reviews
CDHG "Can I just ask, what exactly are you planning on doing with that eclair?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,078 - Reviews: 917 - Favs: 2,204 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Cedric D., Hermione G. - Complete
July 1st by Celixir reviews
The Star of Elendil disappears under suspicious circumstances during a dinner party, and it is up to Gandalf to finger the guilty.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,000 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Legolas, Gandalf - Complete
Zoey Redbird and the Rather Nasty Dead People by Ashabagawa reviews
The House of Night is in turmoil. Neferet has gone a bit mad and the other teachers are concerned that her insanity will be an excuse for Ofsted to give them a bad report. Meanwhile, Zoey is sure Kalona is up to something...
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,593 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Zoey R., Neferet - Complete
Monty Python's 'The Hobbit' by Morthoron reviews
A perfectly punctuated Python parody of JRR Tolkien's beloved The Hobbit. Join Bilbo Baggins' quest to free Erebor from Smaug the dragon before a lethal strain of comedy kills him. 3RD PLACE, 2009 MEFA AWARDS, with the top two spots left purposely blank.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 28 - Words: 50,214 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Bilbo B., Gandalf - Complete
Tree of Life by machshefa reviews
Voldemort is dead and gone, but the wizarding world bears more than the usual scars of war. Severus and Hermione find themselves in the middle of what they hope will be the solution that will keep their world from unraveling.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,335 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Hostess by Undercooked reviews
Enter the world of The Hostess; a story as tasteless as a Twinkie. In it, Melanie and Wanderer become Melander, Kyle is an otter, Doc is not quite himself, and the KKK is more fun than it used to be. But for your own safety...don't read more than once!
Host - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/20/2009
Knife and Sword by Jedi Sapphire reviews
Trade talks have been going on for days. There is much restlessness in the halls of Thranduil. Then a young human rides into the Wood-elves’ realm with an urgent message. Characters: Thranduil, Legolas, Aragorn, Elladan and Elrohir. Teitho November Winner
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,343 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Legolas, Thranduil - Complete
Where The Breezes Know My Name by Scion of Kushiel reviews
AU per end of DH. Hermione is in the Great Hall, Severus in the Shrieking Shack. Both are dying. What does the soul do as the body lies dying? Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,764 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Seasonal Help by Larner reviews
When a small epidemic hits, some seasonal help is in order.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,002 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Aragorn, Frodo B. - Complete
First Meetings by Willow-41z reviews
A series of stories depicting different ways in which Éomer and Lothíriel may have encountered each other for the first time.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,135 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/8/2007 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Eomer, Lothíriel - Complete
Yours to command by Lialathuveril reviews
Éomer of Rohan has come to Gondor to find a suitable queen: beautiful, elegant, regal and always courteous and polite... Instead he encounters an unusual young princess and a danger that threatens his very life.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 129,022 - Reviews: 1079 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 7/2/2007 - Published: 9/27/2006 - Lothíriel, Eomer - Complete
To Make Much of Time by Mundungus42 reviews
When the Ministry meddles in their intimate affairs, Hermione takes her friends into hiding. Severus Snape is charged with finding them, but nothing could prepare him for this... except perhaps reading Hogwarts: an Art History. SSHG, HBP compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,572 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 39 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Defending the DA by Ramos reviews
Harry must answer to the Hogwarts Board of Governors when unusual O.W.L. results bring allegations of cheating.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,109 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 168 - Published: 4/9/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
Teatime With Albus by Dien Alcyone reviews
Friday afternoon tea between Severus and Albus. I'm rather proud of this one, please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/6/2002 - Severus S.
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Tales from 221B reviews
At 221B, everyday life is anything but normal. A selection of lighthearted drabbles featuring various characters and various points of view.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,056 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
A Rather Epic Game of Ping Pong reviews
After the Lord of the Rings, the fellowship meet up once again, for reasons unknown, and embark on an adventure quite different to any they have faced before.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/11/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Gandalf
The Secret Diaries of the Volturi aged 103,972 reviews
Set directly after the events of Breaking Dawn, this never-before-published peice reveals the inside story of the most infamous and only vampire royal family in history. It contains extracts from the secret diaries of Aro, Marcus and Caius. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Aro, Caius
The Unintentional Dismembering of a Chocolate Cake reviews
After the events catalogued in Brisingr, Eragon, Saphira and Arya set off to the elven city of Ellesmera, where a series of events unfold that could change the course of history and have a serios detrimental effect for everyone who's not an evil villain..
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Saphira