IKyman
hide bio
Follow . Favorite
Joined 07-26-09, id: 2023722, Profile Updated: 08-13-09

Hey there guys, this is Jessica N. the most enthusiasm, caring, manipulative (Using on people I dislike; not to everyone), South Park and Total Drama Island/Action lover girl you'll ever know. My other account "GlitterBlings" has been deleted, well it isn't technology deleted, I just remove my username and password because I wanted to do that, to change around. I will continuing reading some good ol' fashion Kyman stories with alot of angst. Also, I'd intend to read other stories such as Anime series and television series that has good sequences.

About myself: Well, I was born on December, 21, 1990 in the US almost 19 years. I am very shy, curious, hypertensive (sometimes), smart and I have hallucinations. When I was four years old, I used to throw stuff in the roof and draw stuff on the wall with my Crayon color pencils and with some permanently paint. My mom wasn't angry about it though, she was kind of surprised that I draw a Flower and I think it was Pig or something, I couldn't remember what it was. I remember she said I could be an artist when I get older, and I guess she was right...sort of because I need a lot of practice to manage everything that has to do with drawing, painting and a lot more, that's why I just draw Sketches and edited on my Computer which I can't right now, My mom would say she'll buy me one if she sees one at a local store, basically some stores where I stay at does sell Photoshop, Virus Protecter, Safety protecter and of course my favorite animation creator, I might that one day if I have enough money to buy the clerk 49.39 plus tax. Anyhoo, drawing has been part of my life and always be.

I love Cartoons from the 1940's, 1950's such as Buggs Bunny, Elmer Fudd, Daffy Duck, Tom & Jerry, Wilie E. Coyote and Road Runner and Scooby Doo, The Flintstones and the Jetsons. I emphasis Hanna-Barbera astounding animation from Tom & Jerry to Scooby-Doo, they have given me the opportunity to focus on my intermediate artskills and of course the animation movements, some Cartoons doesn't has the gesture like Hanna-Barbera had. I really love their cartoons, even when they make fun of Black African-Amercian, Jews, Chinese and I do believe they also make fun of Naive Americans, too, I still love their cartoons.

I remember when I was about three years old, My mom introduce me to a show about four talking babies named Tommy, Chuckie, Phil and Lil and an bossy, spoiled little three year old girl name Anglelica Pickles, who was my first favorite evil cartoon character. I couldn't understand the Rugrats back when I was only three, other then that I didn't understand TV back then. I hardly remember my mom leave me alone in a room (The Den) and give me a box of cookies (I...think), and she handed me the remote control to turn on the volume ( It's the only thing I can do with a remote control), then I just relax on the couch and watched the show. I've been watching the Rugrats at age three to age five, then I stopped watching it for a while and turn into a new show, a show that shows cartoons all day long. That's when I spotted "Cartoon Network" in 1995. They were showing a show called "What a Cartoon Show", I certainly remember watching an cartoon where a Duck serves the costumers some disgusting food with a dead rat hanging from a sandwich, which I thought it was really hilarious back then. So I glued my eyes to Cartoon Network and Nickeldeon (Just to the Rugrats), it was so fun to watch CN to Nickeldeon back then. In 1997, I've been watching a lot of shows from Cartoon network such as 2 Stupid Dogs, Space coast to coast, Powerpuff girls, Johnny Bravo, Dexter Laboratory, but I was watching a lot of Nickeldeon shows such as Rugrats, Hey Arnold!, Angry Beavers, All That, Are you afraid of the Dark, Kenan and Kel, Rocko's Morden Life, Ren & Stimpy, Aah! Real Monsters.

Yep. You can say I'm a 90's girl :), whenever I watch old 90's shows, I still can remember them! It's like walking on memory lane. I also remember when Nickeldeon has launched a new show with a talking Sponge on 1999; Spongebob SqaurePants. I used to think it was bad idea of Nick premiering this show on thei channel, I haven't watch the first episode of Spongebob because I was playing outside; waiting for the show to be over with. When I was eleven years old, I was watching Spongebob and liked it. I used love Spongebob from 1999 to 2006. That's when I strongly beware of Spongebob being near of cancelation since the movie was over , they were airing brand new Spongebob's once in a year and tell you the truth; this show isn't good anymore. Nickeldeon has canceled all those wonderful, funny, remarkable show such as Rugrats. That's when I've been watching Nick at Nite and not Nickeldeon.

In 2004, I have watch an cut-out paper show that features four normal boys; living in a messed-up town called South Park. I was quite shocked after hearing a boy with Green hat who is Jewish, Kyle cursing at a overweight boy--Eric Cartman. I was like " I cannot believe they just did that! Little kids cursing?! WTF!", that's when I stopped flicking channels and continuing watch an adult comedy show "South Park". I've been this show almost six years for now, wow. I really love watching South Park because it showing decent messages of what is happening in this town, especially when they joked about Christianly, Scientology, Racism and Jewish stereotypes. I was kind of surprised when they make fun of "Family Guy", really unique if you asked me. I love South Park and you all should love it, too.


Why am I a fangirl? Tell you the truth, I have no idea why, maybe because when I see two males glaring at each other or/and blushing at each other after accidently touched hands after watch a book from the Bookshelves; I Nerds falling for each other, which reminds me of Eric and Craig on Drake and Josh, they always acting gay to each other, LOL. I love some Yaoi pairings on South Park, Total Drama Island/Action, Drake and Josh, Ed Edd n Eddy, Inuyasha, Drawn Together and some gay movie about a boy falling for another boy (Dramatic!), some yaoi kinda disgusts me when that boy has already girlfriend these people still paired up the straight dudes to another dude. How fricken' sick dude, if a boy has a girlfriend whom he already make out what makes you think that girl is in the way?! (I'm reforming to every straight dudes), that's why I like half of yaoi then the hets ones . The only yaoi pairing I love the most are Kyman. Is really easily to see them picking on each other meaning the whole hatred mess is actually an act ;)

Okay, I loved, loved, loved boys! Boys are so hot and good-looking ! I remember I used to have a huge crush on this boy in Kindergarden and I was too scared to be near him, so the teacher suggests me to move into a another table. That what I remember my first childhood crush. I mean, I was six years old having these butterflies in my stomach! Talk about weird extensions.

I need glasses, seriously. It seems that I have type the wrong observation to everyone and I'm truly sorry if I did give you a tide of confusion with my comments, the true is that my eyes are closer to my computer screen. My mom suggests me to let my computer to rest some to let monitor cool down a bit. In my bank account, I may or may not get glasses because of the taxes and stuff. So once again, I am sorry if I typed some misspelled words, I sometimes do that a lot.

Age: 18

Sex: Female

Race: Hispanic

Hair Color: Black

Eye Color: Brown

Location: United State of America

Favorite Music: All kinds, actually. I rarely listen to metal rock

Favorite Show: South Park and Total Drama Island/Action for now, I usually watch 90's cartoons/commercials on YouTube more often. I will watch South Park on October, 7th, which means seven new episodes for us I can't hardly wait for it, too!

...Attention...

My music videos updates:

Total Drama Island/Action

DuncanxCourtney- Goodbye (Aug. 15th)

GwenxTrent- I want you to want me (Aug.20th)

South Park

CartmanxKyle- Friends or Foes (Aug. 22th)

CartmanxWendy- What hurts the most

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

I'm In Love With A Boy by Mootycakes reviews
Kyle is hopelessly in love with Cartman. Will he ever be able to admit his feelings, and, if so, will Cartman love him back or is Kyle doomed? What will the others think of their relationship when they do get together? Read on to find out! Kyman! Yaoi and language! Fully revised and updated!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,848 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/17/2014 - Published: 9/6/2009 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] Kenny M., Stan M.
Anything by Mootycakes reviews
Cartman catches Kyle in a very embarrassing situation and takes advantage of the other teen. Yaoi! Eventual Kyman. No longer just a drabble! Revised and updated!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,375 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/6/2014 - Published: 9/6/2009 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.]
Popcorn by Mootycakes reviews
Stan sees something shocking in his kitchen. Drabble. Yaoi. Kyman! Revised and updated! I added a lot more to the end of this story.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 9/6/2009 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] Kenny M., Stan M. - Complete
Passion by Mootycakes reviews
Cartman finally admits his true feelings to Kyle, who is surprised and dare I say it, happy. Unbeknownst to Kyle, the others won't take the news very well. Rated M for future graphic content. Yaoi. Cartman/Kyle
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,758 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/24/2014 - Published: 9/6/2009 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] Kenny M., Stan M.
East of Glory by Hurricanelights reviews
The boys are growing up, but it seems that even with age, they haven't left behind their penchant for attracting trouble. Damien is back and is searching for a special item, which he claims is possessed by Kyle Broflovski. Will contain slash!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,762 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Stay on Your Side by mende5525 reviews
What if Chris decided to do more than just merge teams, what if he decided to merge sleeping arrangements just to torture the cast-mates, and what if Courtney and Duncan had to share the same bed! Rated M for later chapters!
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,473 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Courtney, Duncan - Complete
Courtney vs The World by strayphoenix reviews
Post TDA, Duncan's reality TV fame has re-sparked the interest of several of his ex-girlfriends. So Courtney takes it upon herself to set the record straight, by ANY means necessary. NO ONE messes with HER bad boy. Starring other TDA castmates
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,360 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Courtney, Duncan - Complete
Fighting The Shame by Pharaoh Se7en reviews
When left alone on an island.... you start to develop feelings for someone that you've never thought possible. Expecially if that person is a lying crook. DuncanXGwen
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,096 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Duncan, Gwen
Waiting on an Enemy by OnigiriReject reviews
Kyle is determined to earn enough money to live on his own in order to escape his home life, even if it means working as a waitress and serving Cartman every day. Even in their differences, maybe what they always needed was each other. KyCart and Stendy.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 107,361 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
porn wars by kyleisgod reviews
Cartman and Wendy are debating pornography and all of their friends are caught in the middle. Will the porn war ruin lives and relationships or have sexy results? Het and slash pairings. Multiple pairings. Contains language, sex, and booze.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,670 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
What I feel when you call me that by Mrs. Kyle Broflovski reviews
Okee. no good at summaries XP. Cartman pushes Kyle to the limit. Kyle is fed up with him, school and family. So kyle just might do something he wont be able to live to regret. Plz review.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,960 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
One point Five Miles per Hour by OnigiriReject reviews
Kyle and Stan have been best friends since they first met, Cartman and Kyle can't stand the sight of each other. But, it feels like something is about to happen that makes Kyle question all the friendships he once thought he understood. Style and KyCart.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,889 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Don't Touch Me by Soul Flash reviews
When your life hits an all time low, things can't possibly get any worse, right? Not for Kyle Broflovski. Slash, Kyle/Cartman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 116,474 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/19/2009 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
After the Aftermath by Atticus07 reviews
Having both been eliminated from Total Drama Action, Trent and Gwen are unsure of how to act around one another and what to do. After the second aftermath show, will they grow closer together as friends, or even something more?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,717 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Trent, Gwen - Complete
El Día de los Muertos by Natsu reviews
On the 2nd of November Kenny McCormick died and did not come back. Slash. K2.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,632 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Kyle B., Kenny M.
Leena by TooMuchPressure88 reviews
I'm going to help you. Just trust me... only me." What if dreams were reality? What if those dreams were nightmares? Rated M for strong language, strong violence, blood and gore, and some sensuality. NEW UPDATE!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,818 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Stan M.
Quiescence by DanniDinmont reviews
Kyle and Cartman have never seen eye to eye. Could a crack-pot proposal from an outside party finally bring some harmony to their tumultuous relationship? KyleXCartman, with a few side pairings.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,353 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 56 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
I Dare You To Kiss Him by Mootycakes reviews
The boys enjoy a nice game of truth or dare this lazy weekend. Boys kissing and naughty language included. One shot, revised!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kenny M., Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Kyle in Chains by DanniDinmont reviews
Kyle has a problem, and it seems that there's only one solution to it. Slash, Kyle/Cartman.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 185,687 - Reviews: 1009 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Let's Keep This a Secret by Angelic Guardian reviews
I loathe Eric Cartman. That's no secret. And up until tonight, I always knew he felt the same way about me. But that all changes when he tells me something he obviously never wanted me to know. Twoshot. Kyle's POV, then Cartman's. Mild slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,328 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Careful What You Wish For by Hamster Fan reviews
After Stan and Kyle get into the biggest fight of their lives between each other Stan makes a wish that he later regrets. Friendship only. Please read and review. Complete!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,939 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Thoughts by mewmewgodess reviews
Cartman's thoughts after the 'La Petite Tourtte' episode. Signs of Cartyle, Kyman.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Good Intentions by TooMuchPressure88 reviews
I’m not running from you, I’m running for you." Eric needs to help Kyle. And the only way he can do this is by leaving him. But will this help Kyle, or destroy him? Two songfics, Hate Me and Half Alive.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,620 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
The Jew, The Nazi and the Security Camera by Suzume no Uta reviews
There is a different story title in the story itself, I'm too lazy to change it P:: -A must read for Kyle x Cartman fans, Co-authored by SoulFlash- From getting detentions to being annoyed, Kyle's life possibly couldn't get any worse...or could it?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,107 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/8/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Just Like Puppets by Angelic Guardian reviews
When a hypnotist comes to South Park Elementary, Cartman and Kyle become unwitting participants. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Dreams of Popcorn flavored lips by Loveless-Gin reviews
now that I think about it ever since that day his comments were nicer, his stares lingered too long, his shoulder touched mine more often during field trips, and his closed eyes faced me during movie filled nights... Kyman oneshot
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Jews can't Cry by Misha Novak reviews
Stop that god-damned crying." Cartman said shaking Kyle a bit. "Jews can't cry! So stop crying!"
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Fat Free by OverSweetNightmare reviews
Kyman! Cartman comes to school... and he's no longer a fatass. Is it just his newest scheme in action, or is there more to it? One way or another, Kyle is content to watch him fail... even if, being gay, he has to admit how hot skinny Cartman is.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
For the Benefit by GalleyTrot reviews
no major changes/tweaked for better reading - The tension between Kyle and Cartman has always irritated Kyle, to the point where being left alone with him causes the Jew some major discomfort. Kyric two-shot, sexual content, mostly-PWP smut.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,172 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Kyle's Jealousy by esmtz reviews
As soon as Kyle spotted Cartman with a girl, he immediately thinks that Cartman likes this girl making him get jealous. pairing: KylexCartman, might put in more couples doubt it though
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,325 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete