Lyka Ryaldi
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Joined 07-26-09, id: 2023953, Profile Updated: 02-23-11
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Note: This is a shared account. The one typing now is the original Lyka, the more mature one(The writer of The Backstory and True Love,True Pain)here's stuff that we have in common.Harry Potter.One of the greatest things the world may offer.

-Let the immaturity...BEGIN!-

-I read quickly

-I obsess over Dramione.To the pont where there's no coming back O.o

-I can watch 20 hours of Harry Potter

-Ferrets.Are.Awesome.

-I enjoy being crazy

-I just randomly became a Dramione fan,AND I DON'T KNOW WHY!

-I can draw Haku from Spirited Away.And Chihiro.Epicly.

Meh,too lazy to write the rest...Fanfics I like are:

-Note Writing

-True Love Hurts/Can't Explain Our Love:A True Love Hurts Novel

-Unmentionable Bits.SLASH BUT FUNNY!

Edward:You have...bits?

Draco:Yes,all the unmentionable bits as you.

-Any AlicexJasper story,BellaxDraco story,DracoxHermione story,or PansyxDraco

-Any Hogwarts Idol

-The only Harry Potter and The Simpsons crossover

-The fanfic WHERE VOLDEMORT IS OBSSESED WITH DINOSAUR NUGGETS

-Any humorous and/or angsty story.

-ANY Dramione,as long as it isn't too quick or has alot of text chat

-Two Diseases,one of the BEST Dramione fics.Ever.

Randomly list twelve of your favorite Harry Potter characters:

1.Mrs.Figg

2.Snape

3.Fred Weasley

4.Draco Malfoy

5.Hermione Granger

6.George Weasley

7.Scorpius Malfoy

8.Pansy Parkinson

9.Bellatrix Lestrange

10.Dumbledore

11.Alice Longbottom

12.Luna Lovegood

01.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Er,no.But I'll read one later...O.o George/Alice...

02.) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

HOLY CHEESE...THAT SO WAN'T PLANNED.YES.YES.YES.

03.)What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant?

O.o...er,thats not possible...yet.Luna/Pansy...o.o...

04.) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?

Yes,I forgot the title but Hermione was a pureblood...AND BELLATRIX WAS HER MUMMY...

05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

HOLY MERLIN NO...Snape/George...

06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Er,disturbed.Hermione/Bellatrix...or Hermione/Dumbledore.Hermione/Dumbledore because apperentally JK Rowling said he was gay...so not too disturbing.

07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Scorpius would scream and say "WHAT THE BLOODY HELL?!",Snape would hex him,and Luna would say something about how Crumple Horned Snorklaps will erase that from his mind.

08.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.

OK:

Dumbledore had a secret affliction.He loved Fred Weasley.What happens when a drunk Dumbledore corners an innocent Fred in the tunnel beneath the Whomping Willow...where no one will find them?

So...many...implications o.e...

09.) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?

EW...MRS.FIGG AND PANSY PARKINSON!BLOODY TO THE HELL TO THE NO!I think O.o.But I may write one...

10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Luna/Scorpius...hm

You won't find the Crumple Horned Snorklumps,We'll find them

11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Um,Draco gets off on old lady squibs and he got drunk...

12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

No...thank Merlin.

13.) Does anyone on your friends list read anything about Three?

Yes.Alot.

14.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

No...I think.

15.) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?

I WOULD...Snape and Draco love Hermione,Hermione Loves Draco,but Snape loves Hermione alot.

16.) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Er...Dumbledore would scream "MOTHER FUCKING TROLL SHIT!"

17.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Yay!Pansy!Hm,I'd pick Since You Been Gone,'cause I'd write that her ife's better without Draco,you know?

18.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

T...severe crazyness...and cursing...WARNING:THThe Fanfiction you're going to read could possibly fry your mind.Enjoy!

19.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Dumbledore on Snape "Severus,forget about Mr.Poter.Shall I give you a backrub?"

20.)When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

A couple months ago.

21.) What is Six's super-secret kink?

He's really depressed now...

22.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

Probably drunk beyond the limit...

23.) If Three and Seven got together, who would top?

Fred/Scorpius...not possible...but Scorpius being a Malfoy,he'd be on top...

"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.

Mrs.Figg and Bellatrix Lestrange are in a happy relationship until Bellatrix suddenly runs off with Draco Malfoy.Mrs.Figg,broken-hearted,has a hot one night stand with Alice Longbottom and a brief unhappy affair with Luna Lovegood,then follows the wise advice of Hermione Granger and finds true love with Fred Weasley

I'd title is Love is twisted,and shows no mercy.I'm not sure if I even HAVE three friends.And I'd write it.

25.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

I'd be happyish.I mean it isn't DracoxPansy,BUT ITS CLOSE...ScorpiusxPansy

Copy and paste this if you love Draco Malfoy

Copy and paste this if it took you 3 years to figure out how to use MSN messenger

Copy and paste this if you copy and paste things

COPY AND PASTE THIS IF YOU LOVE A VERY POTTER MUSICAL!!!

Copy and paste this if you have over 10 notebooks of fanfiction and you're too lazy to type them up

"Are you serious Professor?" McGonagall asked.

"No,I'm Sirius!" Sirius yelled,and everyone groaned.-I forgot the title exactly...but it's by the epic TheWeaslette.

Copy and paste this if you've ever mistaked a dude at the grocery store for Tom Felton.

Yeah...HE LOOKED LIKE HIM...from behind.YES,I LISTEN TO THE VOICES IN MY HEAD.Live with it...

I'm prone to multiple personalities.But I always will be Team Dramione...No, I'll be Team Haku...NO, I'M TEAM JASPER!

--Starting here is the mature side--

About me: I love drama, but not sappy drama. Often, I steer towards angst. I strive for my writing to have meaning, you can contact me through good old mesaging, my email(ClemenceBouvier@Live.com) on virtual-hogwarts.org. Or Anneliese Morgan, though I can't play her much anymore because I forgot her password and VH is messing up the e-mails, and lastly, Roxanne Barlow.

Artists I Love (respective to how much I enjoy them: Black Veil Brides, Mozingo, The Weird Sisters, StarkidPotter, The Parselmouths, and Gred and Forge.

What I Love: A Very Potter Musical, all of the listed above, my computer, and my family.

What I Hate: Disney Channel(EXCEPT for Pirates of The Caribbean, and technically, Disney Studios helped with Spirited Away, so that too.), Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus, and stereotypes.

Favourite Subjects: Debate, Ancient Greece, Social Studies, Philosophy, Creative Writing, and Math.

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Who you are shines through by Safekeeping reviews
A first foray into the world of fanfiction. The romance of a fascinating, complicated, and surprisingly under-represented couple: Bill Weasley and Fleur Delacour, from their first meeting until I am content to leave them to get on with their lives.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 75,012 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 12/4/2012 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Bill W., Fleur D.
PS: Please, Don't Disown Me by aej325 reviews
"And then Rose was muttering, 'Oh God' for a whole different reason than before. The door to the Room of Requirement was open. They were practically naked. And there stood her Uncle Neville." A story in which Rose and Scorpius are discovered in an compromising situation, and forced to write letters home explaining.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 7,191 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
In the End by EternalStarfire reviews
In the end, all that matters was him. Slightly AU. HG/DM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Hermione G. - Complete
Can I Sit There? Everwhere Else is Full by Slytherclaw96 reviews
What if Malfoy sat in Harry's compartment instead of Ron on that first train ride? Join Draco and Harry as they find out about friendship, trust and the Dark Order. No slash. Year 1.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 59,759 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Dead Lips by gotdraco reviews
Short, Cruel, Dramione PEASE REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Fearless by Stinkerbell you reviews
Bella Swan has lived in forks all her life. One day the cullens move to forks. Edward and bella become friends and he promises her something. but he might just just break that promise by dating tanya. will he be able to get bella back ah eventually exb
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 44,942 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sweet Little Religion by Alix Potter-Cullen reviews
They hurt each other time and again, yet the keep on going back. The story of Draco and Pansy from their first meeting and their choices that ultimately lead up to their fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,450 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Draco M., Pansy P.
Pink Fluffy Pencil Case by CrystalBrooke reviews
AH. No one talks to Edward Cullen. He's the weird emo kid with the sexy hair and black skinny jeans. He denies he wears guyliner, but he totally does. Bella is the new girl, and doesn't get why he hates her. Never judge a person by their pencil case...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,495 - Reviews: 2776 - Favs: 2,009 - Follows: 1,224 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Last Day of Forever reviews
Alix said she'd love Draco forever, but forever is finally over. Over in an abrupt, painful end.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Draco M., OC - Complete