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Joined 09-27-00, id: 20241, Profile Updated: 03-16-09
Author has written 23 stories for X-Men, X-Men: The Movie, Gone In 60 Seconds, Lord of the Rings, Snatch, Harry Potter, Peter Pan, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, Hellboy, Van Helsing, 13 Ghosts, Superjail!, Gotham, and Would You Rather.

Wie geht's? I'm a full-time student working on my BFA. I make my bread as a portrait and commission artist. I have sold paintings to places like the House of Blues and Lucille's. When I'm not doing that, I have been known to make weird art using computer parts, and every once in a while write fanfic.

Um... what else. I'm your typical enduring and slightly neurotic German. I smoke a lot and drink a lot of coffee (a LOT). I laugh like Peter Griffin and I smoke like Till Lindemann.

Read my fanfic. It'll put hair on your chest, make you regular, lessen the appearance of fine lines, improve your fertility, help you get a job, and provides a full day's worth of vitamin F.

Have fun out there.

-Spike Daft (AKA Stitch)

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Necessary Evil by Frosty Autumn reviews
The women in Oswald's life are few, and even fewer could admit to loving him. For once in his pitiful life, he would do something selfless. Pre-Gotham.
Gotham - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,883 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 10/2/2014 - [O. Cobblepot/The Penguin, OC] - Complete
Oswald's Lady by G.G. Halcyon reviews
OSWALD/OC. Oswald watched as she stood holding tightly to the gun that shot her killer—and in term saving him as well—and then crumbled to the floor in a heap of tears. He was certain that she very well thought that today was the day that she was to die; unknown to her that he, her very savior, also had a similar near-death experience. HAITUS UNTIL AUGUST 2015
Gotham - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,111 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 1/24 - [O. Cobblepot/The Penguin, OC] Fish Mooney
Tyrant by TehPenguinQueen reviews
Shep Lambrick has nearly run out of ideas for taming his son's baser instincts. The future of the Lambrick Foundation, and of the family itself, may well depend on his latest effort working. Unfortunately, calling it a long shot would be an understatement. (Language, Violence, Sexual Content, Alcohol, Drugs, SO MANY TRIGGERS)
Would You Rather - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,721 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 1/1 - S. Lambrick, Julian, Bevans, OC
Deliberate Act by Mendicantelle reviews
Well, this whole city was dirty with stupidity. It would be his job to wash it clean with genius. (or, Oswald gets his ass handed to him. Again. And Jim comes to sort things out. Again.)
Gotham - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,796 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/14/2014 - Published: 11/6/2014 - J. Gordon, O. Cobblepot/The Penguin
Let the Rain Pour by Dramatic Insanity reviews
It would be a cold day in hell before James Gordon potentially threw all his hard work down the drain for a brief moment of pleasure, no matter how electrifying it could turn out to be. Oh wait, it was cold, and he was convinced that Gotham was equivalent to hell right then. He was so doomed.
Gotham - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,793 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/15/2014 - J. Gordon, O. Cobblepot/The Penguin - Complete
All there is to know by Sliven reviews
Gríma Wormtongue, former councilor of Théoden, flees towards Isengard. But Isengard is ruined. On the way, he meets someone. Is there redemption still for the Worm? Or is there mercy, at least? A meeting, and the things that followed. COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,511 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/30/2014 - Published: 2/12/2003 - Gandalf, Saruman, Treebeard, Grima W.
Prisoner's Dilemma by 4thespada-ulquiorra reviews
When Loki falls to Earth Tony's there to find him, and seeing only an injured stranger takes him in with no thoughts for the consequences. As it turns out, a pet god is a big responsibility. Written before viewing the movie.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 214,851 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 646 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Truth About Heroes by Cheza the Flower Maiden reviews
During a battle, a reforming Loki takes a hit for Tony and is badly injured. Now that Loki is the one in need of help, can Tony repay the favor? Is anything ever really that simple?
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,563 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.
Sound of silence by Ghost White reviews
When Loki is dropped, broken and mute, into Tony Stark's proverbial lap he seizes the opportunity to act as Yinsen and heal the god's mental and physical wounds. Will it matter at all though when the 'cat' that has the gods tongue keeps him from letting his guard down?
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,363 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 647 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki
Everything and Nothing by pretend-to-care reviews
The Avengers are battling Loki's army when Thor receives a message: his brother is mortally wounded. He rushes to his side, but beyond that, he isn't sure what to do. Loki has made it clear where he stands. Has Thor? Rated for injury description. R&R!
Thor - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,745 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
And It All Started With a Cup of Coffee by Chaosia Guadimus reviews
While helping Kip, Tumbler and Atley with a seemingly routine boost, the Sphinx is brought face-to-face with a very rare and confusing anomaly: an art student with a penchant for Chevelles and soaking random people with coffee.
Gone In 60 Seconds - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,177 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Sphinx
Harm's Way by Felinafullstop reviews
Tony stark is caught in a cross fire between his team and Whiplash stepping into help. In the confusion Whiplash is shot twice by hawkeye, Stark takes him and leaves. Continuation from ASHEN. Tony Stark Ironman /Ivan Vanko whiplash M For Language/Slash
Ironman - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,502 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/16/2010 - Published: 9/13/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony - Complete
Alive With The Glory by LaVioleBlanche reviews
Sequel to "I Wanna Do Bad Things With You" and "Destroy Everything You Touch". There's a new threat in town, and it seems hellbent on tearing Ivan and Tony apart... in more ways than one. M/M Terrible, terrible summary.
Ironman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,882 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 9/5/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony
The Things Between Us by Growly Genet reviews
What if Dib really had given up chasing Zim? Years in the future, this one small choice has had dramatic consequences. -Completed- -Now with a sneak peek for "Penumbra"-
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,909 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 1/19/2005 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Gods and Their Strange Origins by Super Swung Dash reviews
Creating a super being is a complicated process. Warden origin story of sorts?
Superjail! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Complete
One Chance by RogueStar reviews
Jared can't always meet up the Warden's insane demands, and Warden just sees him as a 'screw-up'. But when a situation turns from bad to worst, can Jared prove otherwise, for Warden and himself? My first Superjail! fanfic.
Superjail! - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,995 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Complete
Impossible by prettilitTLepoison reviews
Superjail! . . . I was falling in the Warden's Rabbit Hole, I was lost to the world... lost... in some kind of hot, claustrophobic Wonderland...
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,169 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Complete
Opening Klok by Luma reviews
Dethklok is forced to choose a band to be the opening act for their upcoming tour. While they plot to get rid of opening act, The Tribunal makes use of the newfound pawns.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,118 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/4/2008 - Published: 12/14/2007
Reasons by GreenBinderGirl reviews
[Rafkin x Kalina] But Rafkin never bothered her. Most of the time she never even saw him. He kept his distance from most people.
13 Ghosts - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Complete
Rebel Heart by DarkSkyedMia reviews
Some tender love and care for Kate & Sawyer. A slightly different take on the events during 2x082x09. HurtComfort.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Kate, Sawyer - Complete
tormenting the dead by Skullz2k7 reviews
This is about Cyrus and Dennis catchin the ghosts and making them angry
13 Ghosts - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,151 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Complete
Not Worth More than Rubies by DJ Caligula reviews
When an ambitious Haradan thief comes to Rohan to steal a priceless necklace, she becomes co-conspirators with the infamous Grima Wormtongue. On hiatus.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,033 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/22/2007 - Published: 1/13/2003 - Grima W., Eowyn
Trouble on the Island by Sawyerslover reviews
What if Charlie got mysteriously hurt and what if Claire blamed Jack for the whole doing. What if Sawyer washed up on shore. Plus Kate is in a love triangle and will soon have to decide who her lover is, but what if Sawyer does not make it.
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Kate, Sawyer
Two Shades of White by thebittermuse reviews
The life of a young hacker is interupted from it's day to day course by rebels of the Matrix, and then thrown into discourse by the twins, who have their own agenda.
Matrix - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,004 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/9/2006 - Published: 2/19/2006 - Twins
Secrets and Lies by Miss Becky reviews
Now Complete. Since the failed coup, El has found a measure of peace, living a quiet life as a mariachi. Until one night a man in black enters his cantina, and El discovers that everything he knows is very wrong.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 72,387 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/23/2005 - Published: 9/26/2005
End Game by Miss Becky reviews
Now complete. Three years after the events of the movie, El Mariachi meets the legendary blind gunfighter.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 75,601 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/24/2004 - Published: 1/22/2004 - Complete
Stable Girl by Sus reviews
A stablehand is nice to Grima, but he does not understand her kindness. Perhaps she is not so stable after all...Based more on the movies than on the books, but even so not strictly in line with events...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,654 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/10/2003 - Published: 1/15/2003 - Grima W. - Complete
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The Would-Be King reviews
A story about the Lambrick family. I seriously have no idea where I'm going with this. Read, enjoy, and bear with me. Oh, and violence. Lots of that.
Would You Rather - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,625 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/21 - Published: 12/30/2014
Bleed Out reviews
Jim decides that Oswald's decision to die on the floor of the GCPD after being electrocuted is unacceptable, but perhaps not for the reasons he would like himself to think. Gobblepot, eventually. AU after episode 12. FIXED.
Gotham - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/19 - O. Cobblepot/The Penguin, J. Gordon
The Welcome Intrusion reviews
Liza meets an a guest waiting for her in her apartment,, but inn light of the usual fear she felt from him, decides to do something else entirely. NSFW
Gotham - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/5
A Predator, Raised reviews
COMPLETELY REWRITTEN. The actual origin story I am creating for Fish Mooney and Oswald Cobblepot. Things are violent; there are unpleasant images. Feedback is forever and ever appreciated. Please enjoy.
Gotham - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,293 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/16/2014 - Published: 10/14/2014 - O. Cobblepot/The Penguin, Fish Mooney
Mooney's Muse reviews
Fish Mooney sees an odd young man working for the lowest of the low, and he attracts her interest. It isn't long before she must have him for her own. A (very) short possible excerpt of a Fish Mooney/Oswald Cobblepot origin story of sorts. Right now I'm just feeling out the characters. Feedback will help me judge on how to continue, is even. I haven't written in years, be nice...
Gotham - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2014
I'm Only Dying reviews
Peace in Superjail can never last. This time, the only hope of saving it lies with an unexpected source. Chapter 11 up. Yes, you heard me right.
Superjail! - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,290 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 2/1/2009 - The Warden
Rain or Shine reviews
Jared reflects on the weather in the land of Superjail. So why is he thinking about the Warden? Oneshot ...maybe .
Superjail! - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/10/2009
The Risen reviews
Once the taste of blood is set into the soul, it isn't easily given up. Two spirits remain after being set free, and only one young man has the power to send them back...if he agrees to help.
13 Ghosts - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,719 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/7/2007 - Published: 3/29/2005
A Devil's Atonement reviews
Gabriel Van Helsing's oldest friend and enemy is returned to earth, only to discover that his world, and himself, have drastically changed.
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,748 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/3/2004 - Published: 5/30/2004
Hellboy: Killing Fields reviews
Hellboy, Liz Sherman, and Abe Sapien are dispatched to Poland to investigate the slaughter of an entire villiage.
Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,758 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/30/2004 - Published: 4/12/2004
A Comforting Hand reviews
Agent Sands finds help. Short.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/27/2004
The Forked Road reviews
Grima's life under the hand of Saruman. Mostly canon; maybe all canon. Haven't decided..
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,164 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/18/2003 - Published: 1/6/2003 - Grima W., Saruman
Sharks reviews
As his captain lay dying, Smee must seek help from from the darkest places of Neverland.
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,012 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/5/2003 - Published: 12/4/2002
The Forgotten reviews
The night of his defeat, Toad discovers what it is to be Forgotten. Very, very, very dark.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,749 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/16/2002 - Published: 10/3/2002
Who Will Stand? reviews
A traitor trapped between dark and light muses over his fate. Short SS fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2002 - Severus S.
Post Mortem reviews
A Snatch fanfiction. Bullet Tooth Tony survives the diamond heist and seeks revenge on Avi. Chapter four now up!
Snatch - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,806 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/31/2002 - Published: 3/21/2002
Boundless reviews
The Fellowship of three must endure the test of friendship, or the ties that bind them will be severed. Angst, naturally. FINISHED.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,969 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 1/28/2002 - Published: 1/3/2002 - Legolas, Aragorn
Silence on the Line reviews
Takes place during the movie; Memphis must call upon the Sphinx to help him, and reflects upon how Sphinx came to join the team. Rated R for violence and language.
Gone In 60 Seconds - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,897 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/26/2001
The Bleeding Star reviews
The sequel to "Faces in the Stone", the Bleeding Star" is a journey once again into the very heart of the Brotherhood, where dark things wait to be discovered.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,610 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 7/11/2001 - Published: 7/1/2001
Mutant Insanity reviews
The longest and most liquor induced joint play I've ever written. Beware of inside jokes.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,729 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 7/10/2001
Requiem" reviews
Pre-Movie: Magneto's POV. The leader of the Brotherhood strives to find a plan that will exact his revenge upon humankind. Members of the Brotherhood mentioned.
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/27/2000
Faces in the Stone" Part 2 reviews
Set after the X-Men movie, centered on Toad and a newcomer to the Brotherhood who just may rival Magneto's powers. Continued from Part 1.
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,590 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/27/2000
Faces in the Stone" Part 1 reviews
Set after the X-Men movie, centered on Toad and a newcomer to the Brotherhood who just may rival Magneto's powers.
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,091 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/27/2000