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Author has written 23 stories for X-Men, X-Men: The Movie, Gone In 60 Seconds, Lord of the Rings, Snatch, Harry Potter, Peter Pan, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, Hellboy, Van Helsing, 13 Ghosts, Superjail!, Gotham, and Would You Rather.
Wie geht's? I'm a full-time student working on my BFA. I make my bread as a portrait and commission artist. I have sold paintings to places like the House of Blues and Lucille's. When I'm not doing that, I have been known to make weird art using computer parts, and every once in a while write fanfic.
Um... what else. I'm your typical enduring and slightly neurotic German. I smoke a lot and drink a lot of coffee (a LOT). I laugh like Peter Griffin and I smoke like Till Lindemann.
Read my fanfic. It'll put hair on your chest, make you regular, lessen the appearance of fine lines, improve your fertility, help you get a job, and provides a full day's worth of vitamin F.
Have fun out there.
-Spike Daft (AKA Stitch)