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Joined 07-26-09, id: 2024251, Profile Updated: 11-27-16
Author has written 5 stories for Twilight, and Divergent Trilogy.

Thanks for visiting my page! It's been awhile since I've written anything for Twilight. Since I no longer write under GreenPuma and have pretty much abandoned the related e-mail and Twitter accounts, I'm inviting folks to reach me on my real life author account: KilbyBlades.

I want to say a huge THANK YOU to all my readers. My fic has received more than 1.1 million views on FanFiction (dot) net alone. I've been favorited nearly 6,000 times, had chapters reviewed a total of 5,000, and I still get hundreds of readers a day. This flatters and humbles me beyond belief!

I have to thank all the people who were amazing to me during the time when I was actively writing Twilight fanfic: MaBarberElla, SassenachWench, and Gondolier, were all beta readers and/or writing partners. I had oodles and oodles of fun with Bouncy72, Holly, Jeccabee, RedemptionSong, RedSnapDragon, and HelenaHandbasket on my old blog, Diary of a Fic Fiend, and I had even more fun IRL with my ComicCon crew the few years I went.

So, here are my hopes:

That if you like my writing, you will come see what I have cooking as Kilby Blades and hang out with me on Twitter, because I'm usually procrastinating anyway.

That if you're mad at me for not finishing certain fic, you'll check out some special events I'm doing to release their long-awaited endings, in conjunction with the release of my new fic, Snapdragon.

That if we were friends way back before I had kids and was a more active member of the fandom that you please tag me/e-mail me/PM me, or do whatever you and drop a hello. I would LOVE to hear from you! Also, if you are super curious what I've been up to, I wrote a blog post about it on my web site.

Again, thanks so much for reading!

XO,

K

P.S. Here are a ton of new places to find me:

Twitter: /kilbyblades

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Website: kilbyblades dot com

e-mail: kilby at kilbyblades dot com

Amazon: /author/kilbyblades

Translations: Neither at this time, nor do I ever, plan to accept offers of translation. I appreciate the many requests, but I don't wish to have my fic translated, and if I do pursue it, I will manage the translation myself.

Disclaimer: I don't want to hurt them, I just want to play with them. Credit belongs to Veronica Roth, Stephenie Meyer, Paul Scheuring, Aaron Sorkin, Kevin Williamson for Divergent, Twilight, Prison Break, The West Wing, Dawson's Creek, and any random fandom I've written for.

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Troth by 0acadiaelle0 reviews
/ AU / After enduring Edward's oppressive fixation with her, Bella finds true love with his father Carlisle, the gentle and compassionate vampire physician. - - - Troth won the gold award for best Bella/Carlisle in round three of the non-canon awards! - Thank you!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 163,663 - Reviews: 1066 - Favs: 1,505 - Follows: 1,733 - Updated: 8/7/2021 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Bella, Carlisle
All I Want to Hear by KellanCougar reviews
A voice can change everything; it can consume your waking hours and weave its way into your dreams. In the end, what happens when it's all you want to hear? Carlisle/Edward AH, AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 63,868 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 10/8/2018 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Carlisle, Edward
Coffee Mournings & Cocktail Knights by RainerNight reviews
AU/AH - Edward Cullen & Bella Swan are co editor-in-chiefs of Entertainment Magazine 'BE'. They're Best friends & Co-Workers but is that enough? Edward's amidst a divorce and Bella's longtime boyfriend Jake's career is taking off. Come join in the fun.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,307 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 2/28/2017 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Edward, Bella
Just Right For Me by archy12 reviews
Bella plans to ensnare Jasper into a proposal, but ends up getting married to his brother Edward. How will she adjust to the unexpected, especially when Edward apparently has the mind of a twelve-year old? AH/Slightly OOC. ( Now a part of the Featured Fics on TwiFanfictionRecs and one of the Top Ten stories of the month!)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 96,233 - Reviews: 2372 - Favs: 1,295 - Follows: 934 - Updated: 5/28/2016 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Over The Top by starfish422 reviews
Slash: Edward is an unabashed pleasure-seeker, one of the club kings of the Seattle gay community. One night at his favorite club, he meets an enigmatic man who rocks the world he has created. Explicit sexuality/language/mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 177,668 - Reviews: 6838 - Favs: 2,565 - Follows: 1,294 - Updated: 2/15/2016 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Make or Break Me by cruiz107 reviews
Bella, homeless and in need, collides into a man that can't be bothered with her. Is he the one who's going to pick her up or leave her in despair? WARNING: SOME SCENES MAY BE TOO GRAPHIC FOR SOME! READ W/ CAUTION.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 171,970 - Reviews: 2389 - Favs: 2,412 - Follows: 2,131 - Updated: 6/29/2014 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Expectations and Other Moving Pieces by chrometurtle reviews
Everything I had done in my life seemed to lead up to this moment. The moment when I found myself bound inextricably to a man I didn’t love, trapped in a life I didn’t want. And if I left him, I would be entirely alone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 227,237 - Reviews: 15274 - Favs: 9,184 - Follows: 9,347 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 150,577 - Reviews: 20611 - Favs: 14,484 - Follows: 5,829 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
The Cassolette by mabarberella reviews
The perfume emanating from her made me stutter, crazy with want. Not want to drain her dry - I wanted her alive, heart pumping, squirming in pleasure. I had long ago mastered restraint, but it was slipping. I had never faltered, not ever. Until her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,880 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Bella, Carlisle
Stockholm Syndrome BPOV by smmiskimen reviews
REPOSTED! Companion fic to Stockholm Syndrome.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 67,469 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Entwined by La.Tua.Cantante.83 reviews
Edward left 6 months ago, trying to escape the the brown-eyed girl with tantalizing blood. What he doesn't know is that the Fates have another plan for him and the one whose life is twisted with his. AU Vamp, Rated M. Set 6 mo. after E&B's first meeting.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 234,035 - Reviews: 1208 - Favs: 1,096 - Follows: 1,082 - Updated: 11/14/2012 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Edward, Bella
How to Paint a House by Maggie's Gutter reviews
Bella Swan is a naive fifteen year old, set to spend another kiss-less summer alone. Edward is new to town, and doesn't know a soul. Watch an unlikely friendship blossom over the simple task of painting a house. But for these two, nothing is simple.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 180,346 - Reviews: 6274 - Favs: 4,887 - Follows: 5,415 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Bella, Edward
Stigmata Tomato by BellaFlan reviews
Alert the Darwin Awards! Bella Swan, depressed and demented, nearly dies trying to kill herself & is shipped to Forks WA. Watch her update her facebook status and fall in love. WARNING: MA, very dark comedy. OOC w/ nod to canon , E/B some Jake , AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 102,923 - Reviews: 3264 - Favs: 1,574 - Follows: 1,256 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Working Relationship by Taste of the Forbidden Contest reviews
Bella, a fledgling lawyer, has better luck in a courtroom than with men. Enter the hottie in the pricey suit who offers to pay double her going rate, and he's not talking legal fees. The pair find themselves deep in a compensation-based misunderstanding until a few months later when she realizes she may be in love with her one and only regular.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,356 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 229 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10921 - Favs: 12,675 - Follows: 13,054 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Pinky Swear by kharizzmatik reviews
Bella always knew she loved her best friend, but it isn't until she finds out he's engaged that she remembers just how much. How far will she go to make him see he's marrying the wrong woman? A story about finding your heart and losing your head. AH E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 149,334 - Reviews: 7241 - Favs: 6,593 - Follows: 4,360 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Sun is Gonna Shine by monroeslittle reviews
"But whatever the reason, if you are pregnant, would it be so bad?" post-Mockingjay.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,267 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 2,706 - Follows: 340 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
The Hummer by mabarberella reviews
Can Bella turn away from the alure of the unknown? Can Carlisle resist the forbidden heat of humanity? Bella x Carlisle, M because it's called the Hummer, people! Lemony one-shot written for Ninapolitan's DILF contest. Happy Birthday, Nina!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,208 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
At Your Own Risk by xrxdanixrx reviews
Everyone at school knows the infamous, rebellious Bella Swan, even straight-laced Edward. But who is she really, apart from the rumors? Edward finds himself stumbling down a dark path trying to understand her. But in the end, will it be worth it? AH EPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 207,467 - Reviews: 2848 - Favs: 2,288 - Follows: 1,640 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Five Nights by Savannah-Vee reviews
"I know. And that's the crazy thing. Five nights and I... I think I'm in love with you." ... Carlisle sighed, still unable to turn and look at the boy. "You're not in love with me, Edward. You're just under my spell." SLASH/AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,679 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete
Vague Summaries & FanFiction Cliches by jesicka309 reviews
Vague Summary. Eyebrow Raise. Mild Interest. Spelling Mistake. Flounce. A crackfic about Twilight fandom clichés. Will my Mary-Sue be perfect, get Edward, and have fantastic sex? Of course!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,116 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Edward
For a Season by giselle-lx reviews
They both think they've lost everything. But some things, it turns out, are never taken away. Part of Kairos, an Edward/Carlisle Breaking Dawn AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,530 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 35 - Published: 3/24/2011 - [Carlisle, Edward] - Complete
Elemental by TallulahBelle reviews
AU/AH: When the Swans return to their birthplace, Bella learns she is no ordinary teenager, and Forks is no ordinary town. Can she fulfill her destiny with the powerful Edward Cullen, or will the dark forces that threaten their families destroy them all?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 189,571 - Reviews: 9624 - Favs: 10,391 - Follows: 5,408 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Your Biggest Fan by OfTheDamned reviews
Throughout high school, the shy and over-burdened Edward Masen threw himself into work and raising his baby sister. He's always felt lucky just to be friends with track star Jasper Cullen. Now, he doesn't know if just friends is enough. AH AU Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 177,752 - Reviews: 2228 - Favs: 1,165 - Follows: 1,359 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Edward, Jasper
Holding Out For You by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
After her divorce, Bella starts a new life with her son. She soon meets a handsome doctor, who is dealing with his own loss and is struggling to raise his two kids. It's a story of finding strength during adversity and learning to love again
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,793 - Reviews: 18558 - Favs: 7,777 - Follows: 3,765 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Potential by Rosmarina reviews
Edward Cullen, journalist for the college paper, has despised jocks since high school. What happens when he’s assigned to interview Emmett McCarty, a decathlon athlete who challenges Edward’s every stereotype? Rate M for language, slash & graphic lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,931 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 603 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Edward, Emmett
The Letter by changedbyEdward reviews
Bella Swan, professor of English Lit in Seattle, hears the velvety voice of rapper Edward Cullen one day and it changes her life. What happens after she writes her fan letter to him is fate personified. AU/AH Canon pairings M for language, alcohol, etc
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 167,239 - Reviews: 3244 - Favs: 2,493 - Follows: 1,402 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Commission by SpikeIsHotter reviews
*On Hiatus, see profile* Edward is a solitary vampire who is tired of hunting humans, but needs human blood. After Bella's sister Alice is murdered, she can't find peace while the killers walk free. She needs a hitman, and he needs someone to kill for.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 63,394 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Bella, Edward
This Is Not My Life by IsaKassees reviews
Follow Bella as she tries to survive a madman's abduction and keep a stranger's child from succumbing to his wild fantasies, and follow Edward as he tries to stay sane searching for his daughter taken right before his eyes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 315,889 - Reviews: 17798 - Favs: 12,429 - Follows: 5,285 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Jasper & Edward's High School Reunion by PerfectlyPersuasive reviews
Jasper liked Lord of the Rings. Edward was into Star Wars. They were best friends, anyway. A line was crossed. Feelings were hurt. They haven't spoken in years. It's time for their ten year reunion. Take out your light saber. You might need it. AH/Slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,005 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Jasper, Edward
A Woman Scorned by Bella Baby24 reviews
Bella is betrayed by her husband. She writes a book based on the plan for revenge she wishes she could enact against her ex and his lover. How will Edward react when he sees Bella again and realizes that he's the inspiration behind the best-selling book?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 67,779 - Reviews: 5729 - Favs: 3,105 - Follows: 3,526 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 11/3/2009
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14635 - Favs: 17,667 - Follows: 8,988 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Brown Study by littlesecret84 reviews
Bella's dreams have a way of coming true. But what will she do when the man she dreams of appears in her life as a boy who is less than ideal? Will finding him mean losing her BFF, Jane? Does knowing the future change the present? Rated M for adult stuff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 142,197 - Reviews: 7743 - Favs: 2,615 - Follows: 1,595 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Company Loves Misery by AngstGoddess003 reviews
AH-Edward, current recovering alcoholic, former bully of Bella Swan, must make amends to the one person who refuses to give them. Written for FGB Auction/WA Rehab. Adult Situations. Updated Wed/Sun.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 76,843 - Reviews: 6271 - Favs: 5,560 - Follows: 5,487 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Edward, Bella
Extreme Measures by Touchstone67 reviews
What would you do to get the one you love back? What if they had moved on...would you go to extreme measures to bring back into your life? Rated M for dark themes
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,420 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 35 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11498 - Favs: 12,382 - Follows: 6,140 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Controlled Burn by staceygirl aka jackbauer reviews
Summary: Bella has always joked about marrying Alice’s much younger brother so she could be a part of her best friend’s family, but now he’s all grown up and hot. Bella tries to control the burn for him, but it quickly becomes a raging fire. ExB AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 124,722 - Reviews: 11677 - Favs: 5,359 - Follows: 2,482 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Complete
Copperhead by OfTheDamned reviews
Major Jasper Whitlock feels too young to be an officer in the War Between States, and can hardly stomach the killing. When he runs across a like-minded soldier hiding in the darkness, he finds the companionship he never found with his own men. Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,115 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
The Girl Under The Bed by Nostalgicmiss reviews
Bella Swan is homeless in one of the worst winters Seattle has seen. When hope is gone, and things take a turn for the worst a mysterious stranger steps in to help, turning her life upside down. Changing her life forever. AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 205,101 - Reviews: 3876 - Favs: 2,493 - Follows: 1,303 - Updated: 2/2/2010 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Bella - Complete
Bitter Sweet Symphony by I'mwiththevampires08 reviews
Rose and Edward make a bet. Will the school playboy be able to turn Bella into a vixen and get James to ask her out to prom? Will Edward make a good teacher and teach Bella everything she needs to know? Oh yes, there will be lemons! All human, OOC and Can
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 201,689 - Reviews: 8783 - Favs: 5,529 - Follows: 5,150 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 9/7/2008
Geek Love by SassenachWench reviews
Humor, romance, healing and rampant geekitude collide in this Edward & Bella love story. "A funny, quirky love story about two computer geeks whose playful friendship turns into something more." Chokin' the Rubber Chicken blog.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 84,776 - Reviews: 3205 - Favs: 3,026 - Follows: 1,365 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ithaca is Gorges by giselle-lx reviews
New Moon from Carlisle's and Edward's POV: After the Cullens leave Bella and move to Ithaca, NY, Carlisle fights to keep his family together as Edward's pain threatens to tear them apart. Canon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 120,784 - Reviews: 2537 - Favs: 2,401 - Follows: 918 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Carlisle - Complete
My Beautiful Boy by PerfectlyPersuasive reviews
Throughout his existence, Carlisle never knew desire. That was, until he came along. Will his beautiful boy ever return his love, or will he be forced to spend eternity longing for the only one he ever wanted? Entry for the Slash Backslash Contest. AU/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,669 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
The Trip Home by mskathy reviews
When Bella takes a long overdue trip back to Forks, an unexpected detour helps her find her way home. AU/AH ExBxJ M for adult themes and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 223,360 - Reviews: 5792 - Favs: 4,283 - Follows: 2,260 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Complete
Flight 5107 by RockinTheOC reviews
I opened my mouth, showing off the gleaming teeth that would quickly pierce her skin. I saw them shine brightly in the window. My reflection appeared to be exactly what I was…a monster. A plane crash leaves two strangers deserted on an island. BxE, AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,701 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
Ed, Jas, and Em & The OnCrotch Call Center by shalu reviews
This ridiculous CrackFic is dedicated/inspired by the awesome Unicorns Unlimited ladies. The boys man the phones for fanfic readers overcome by...crotchsplosions. RATED M for good reason. **ETA: leaving Status open for poss future chaps**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,269 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 6/26/2009
The Queen of Hearts by stella luna sky reviews
Nominated for a Spring 2010 Eddie. Bella Swan learns the meaning of love through the loss of the same. Rated M for language and adult stuff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,902 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 945 - Follows: 233 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Complete
Maybe I'm Amazed by AliceDances01 reviews
While working as baristas in high school, Cocky Edward and Snarky Bella become unexpectedly close friends. Now reunited at college, they struggle to find the courage to act on the intense, less-than-platonic feelings they've always had for each other. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 148,126 - Reviews: 2325 - Favs: 2,619 - Follows: 2,362 - Updated: 10/8/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009
Never Like This by salacious-smiles reviews
BEST DRY HUMP IN THE SLASH BACKSLASH COMPETITION. Carlisle adopted Edward at seventeen, seeing something in him that caught his attention. But, what if he got his perspective wrong? What if Edward was meant to be something more to him? More than a son?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,854 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 44 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
Girl Afraid by agoraphobiantic reviews
Edward moves to Forks with his father during his senior year, where he meets Bella Swan. Gorgeous, confident, and non-malicious hater extraordinaire. She hates Edward, and it's anyone's guess why.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 67,698 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 1,022 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Just One Day by SassenachWench reviews
For just one day every decade the Cullen family opens things up in the bedroom. Canon and non-canon pairings. No permanent splitting of canon couples. Very adult themes. Includes F/F slash in earlier chapters and M/M later. It earns its "M" rating!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,561 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
900 Ways to Make Money by heelstominivan reviews
Bella is a broke grad student looking for a job. Edward is a lonely doctor looking for some company. Their worlds collide during this one-shot for the "Tattward & Inkella" contest. Due to some juicy, wet, lip puckering lemons this fic is rated M. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,853 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Vignettes by Calendulam reviews
Five incidents in Edward and Carlisle’s relationship spanning from shortly after Edward's change to the end of 'New Moon'. Vaguely Edward/Carlisle. M to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,803 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
The Locker Next Door by UnoriginalScreename reviews
When Bella Swan meets Edward Cullen, she can’t stand him. He’s arrogant, rude, and annoyingly handsome. As she vents her frustration on her blog, Bella’s feelings change. Can Bella channel her online confidence into a real-life confession? R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,504 - Reviews: 1156 - Favs: 1,334 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Complete
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Isabella Bites reviews
"Isabella Bites" was more than a television show—it was Carlisle's religion—and he worshipped from afar at the altar of its host, chef extraordinaire and Rubenesque goddess of the kitchen Isabella Swan. FOR THE CURVACEOUS BODACIOUS CONTEST
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/9/2018 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
The Art of Worship reviews
“As a Cullen you were born with certain—endowments—that dispose you to success with women. But, there is a beauty in sex which, if you grew to appreciate it—an art which, if you commited to learning it—would bring you such pleasure as mortals never know"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 1,149 - Updated: 10/9/2018 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Facebook Friends reviews
Bella is shocked when her sexy but standoffish lab partner, Edward, friends her on Facebook. Will Alice, convince her to accept Edward's friend request? Or will she write it off as a prank of the conceited, spoiled rich kid she knows him to be?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 3727 - Favs: 5,104 - Follows: 3,543 - Updated: 10/9/2018 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Five reviews
Then it dawns on me: she's not slipping. Panicking, but not slipping. Afraid of falling, but not slipping. The others aren't here. This isn't capture the flag. This is a fear sequence. I'm still in the simulation, and I can no longer be called "Four"
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,236 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 11/27/2016 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Four/Tobias, Tris/Beatrice P.
Tryst reviews
My name is Carlisle Cullen. I am a doctor, a husband, and a father. My family—my wife and children—are my world. They inspire me to be the best man I can be. Like all men, I have failings—weaknesses that torment me. For me, it's sex.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,533 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/27/2016 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete