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Joined 07-26-09, id: 2024630, Profile Updated: 04-15-14
Author has written 6 stories for South Park, Kingdom Hearts, Pokémon, and Harvest Moon.

World Domination, one review at a time.

...or not. You know how things go.

Nickname's B, pretty generic.

My tastes have changed dramatically since I first started writing fanfics a few years back. I'm one of those people who can't finish a story- on the rare chance that you've read anything I've done, sorry in advance. If I have time I might just go back and fix up some of them (by making them less cringe-worthy), and even add a chapter or two to leave them at better places. No promises though.

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What'd You Say? by lovova reviews
Craig has apparently been having a very difficult time understanding Kenny through his hood lately, and a misunderstanding leaves Kenny trapped in a very uncomfortable and unwanted situation. Warnings: Slash, Craig/Kenny
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,713 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Craig T., Kenny M.
My Life As a Teenage Girl by SomeSouthParkFan reviews
After teasing a classmate, Kyle is turned into a girl...and gets caught up in a love triangle. KylexKenny, KylexStan, StanxWendy Rating changed from T to M by request.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,055 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Kyle B., Kenny M.
Lost Souls, Intertwined by define-originality reviews
Kelsie and her typhlosion have been together for 6 years, never separating. When a storm suddenly hits and separates them how will she cope? Her memory gone, she is forced to become a trainer to find her way back home and to find the best friend she lost.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 63 - Words: 108,676 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Complete
User Guide to the Ownership of a Nation by Canadino reviews
Thank you for shopping with the United Nations Shopping Network! Hopefully you enjoy our top-of-the-market product: Japan!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,666 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Japan
Broken Toy Soldier by Draikinator reviews
For all sad words of tongue and pen, the saddest are these- 'What might have been.' Kenny knows it's too late to speak up now, and he should have when he had the chance. Now he's stuck here in a prison he built himself, brick by brick, and smile by smile.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,727 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Kenny M. - Complete
Chatroom Troll by jinkiez reviews
A random chat conversation between Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman & Butters.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/4/2009 - Complete
Matching Colors by animeangel665 reviews
Where were you last night? Slash Bunny, mentions of Cartman/Kenny
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,156 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Butters S., Kenny M.
Through All These Years by Beyond-BB-Birthday reviews
It all started one night at a party... doesn't it always? Style, K2, Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,649 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Kyle B. - Complete
Damsels in Distress by let's point out the obvious reviews
Craig discusses a few of his interests with Kenny.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Craig T., Kenny M. - Complete
The Bella Diaries: Tales of a Vampire Munchie by OnigiriReject reviews
Twilight from the POV of Bella's diary. Complete satire/humor, don't take it seriously. Ever wondered how the books would sound from Bella's perspective if it was as one-dimensional as she was? Only Twilight, not the others Yet !
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,939 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Bella, Edward
Attack of the Clichéd Plots by MooseyDoom777 reviews
What could possibly have MarySues, love triangles, crazy children, impulsive romances, and bad grammar? It can only be……The Clichéd Plots.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,318 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/6/2006 - Published: 6/22/2005
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Get a Life reviews
Life on the farm isn't living up to what you imagined, you've fallen for a silly carpenter and you might not make it through winter- your perspective (though you're named Aranea (homestuckbunp)) living on Waffle Island. Meant to be sad, maybe I'll cheer it up later?
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Luke, Angela/Akari
Drunken Goals, Score! reviews
Clyde makes a list of some necessary goals for one night of awesome partying...that of course goes a little awry. It IS South Park, after all. Rated T for some occasional bad language, slight slash, and alcohol use. Absolute crack everything. Yay!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,412 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Clyde D., Craig T. - Complete
No Pokemon, Please reviews
Lucy is the only person in New Bark town that wants NOTHING to do with pokemon- so when Professor Elm makes an offer she can't refuse, will she finally become a normal trainer like everyone else?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,859 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 4/13/2010
Kenny's Teh Smex reviews
Craig and Kenny have an interesting conversation about Kenny's sex life. With everyone. Based off the stereotype that Kenny is a sex-god...even though I'm sure he is. Oneshot sort of deal.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Craig T., Kenny M. - Complete
Try For Me reviews
Stan is freaking out. He's not gay. He CAN'T be gay. His life is going great, he's got a girlfriend, his best friends, and South Park...but he doesn't have Kenny. Stenny, ratings may change...eventually.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,499 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Stan M., Kenny M.
If I Was In Kingdom Hearts reviews
My adventure in the Kingdom Hearts game, harrassing the characters. Yes, this is a joke story, but I'm continuing it anyway, because acting like you're on crack is fun.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 8/14/2009