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Naruto vs Sasuke: The Aftermath by Kingkakashi reviews
Sasuke nearly kills Naruto, it affects everyone in many ways. There will be angst, surprises, & romance NarxHin KakxKur JirxTsu & many more. Warning be prepared for the most Evil Sadistic Sasuke ever, & Sakura takes a beating in many chapters. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 72 - Words: 870,840 - Reviews: 6063 - Favs: 3,450 - Follows: 2,894 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Kakashi H., Kurenai Y.
Better Left Unsaid by Kenchi618 reviews
Mizuki never got to shoot his mouth off at Naruto the night he took the Scroll of Seals. Other than skipping a half-manic monologue from him what exactly did this change for everyone's favorite blonde ninja? Who knows? Rated M for language/later events.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 72 - Words: 944,354 - Reviews: 7756 - Favs: 8,737 - Follows: 7,953 - Updated: 10/24/2015 - Published: 12/14/2010 - [Naruto U., Ino Y.] Team Ten
It's All in the Details by Colleen reviews
When Dean goes to sell his soul at the crossroads to bring Sam back, someone else steps in to negotiate the deal. Cas did get a sign and it sent him off into the past to change things. AU from The Man Who Would be King and All Hell Breaks Loose.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 52 - Words: 181,288 - Reviews: 1667 - Favs: 2,161 - Follows: 2,360 - Updated: 7/28/2015 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Dean W., Castiel
Shorts and Sweets by Dlvvanzor reviews
Sometimes it takes an Oreo cookie to decide who will be on top. All genres, characters, lengths, and levels of quality! LxL, MxM, or crack. Mostly humor. Rated for language.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 266 - Words: 90,134 - Reviews: 5584 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 6/25/2015 - Published: 7/23/2009
White Rain by Zapenstap reviews
A woman arrives in Konoha with children she claims are Itachi's. Sasuke struggles with suspicion. Sakura struggles with Sasuke. As Hokage, Naruto must decide the future of the village. OCs! Developed. Over 1000 reviews! WHOOOO!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 340,722 - Reviews: 1703 - Favs: 1,174 - Follows: 1,153 - Updated: 4/26/2015 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
What If? by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A place for odd story bits that drip out of my brain.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 124,078 - Reviews: 1688 - Favs: 1,943 - Follows: 1,544 - Updated: 4/21/2015 - Published: 4/14/2007
Harry Potter and the Boy Who Lived by The Santi reviews
Harry Potter loves, and is loved by, his parents, his godfather, and his brother. He isn’t mistreated, abused, or neglected. So why is he a Dark Wizard? NonBWL!Harry. Not your typical Harry’s brother is the Boy Who Lived story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 147,796 - Reviews: 4072 - Favs: 8,384 - Follows: 8,743 - Updated: 1/3/2015 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Harry P.
Naruto: Tenshikage by Sarakiel reviews
Naruto is banished to the Unknown Lands to the West of Konoha. There he forges a new path for himself, a path that will make him new friends, more enemies, and a new destiny. No Time Skips, AU, Post-Sasuke Retrieval Arc
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 236,158 - Reviews: 1619 - Favs: 3,514 - Follows: 3,063 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 11/18/2008
The Obsidian Dawn by Bramblespite reviews
During Onyxia's mission in Stormwind, the mercenaries rise and the Black Dragonflight dwindles. After the most devastating losses in Azerothian history, the Flight must claw its way back from the brink of extinction and once again into glory.
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 70 - Words: 461,186 - Reviews: 872 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 6/20/2014 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Bolvar Fordragon, Onyxia - Complete
Before and Beyond the Beginning by Breech Loader reviews
During the hyena's youth, Shenzi must learn to control a pack. Banzai must learn to control his emotions. Ed must learn to live with insanity. A competitor for Shenzi must learn to be a scumbag. The trio has yet to meet Scar. And ALL have to face puberty.
Lion King - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,863 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/4/2014 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Shenzi, Banzai
Chickenzilla by Lucillia reviews
For those who wanted the Chicken Chapter from The Consequences of Drunken Experiments to become its own story. Things go off into left field and the Uchiha Massacre gets derailed when the giant chicken that a smashed Orochimaru created escapes and a young Naruto finds it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 9,116 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 1,280 - Follows: 1,120 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Fugaku U.
The Sealed Kunai by Kenchi618 reviews
What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 670,128 - Reviews: 10349 - Favs: 10,747 - Follows: 7,461 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Escape from the Hokage's Hat by anothvortex reviews
My attempt at Perfect Lionheart's MH challenge. After recapturing Sasuke, Naruto is forced out of Konoha. However, he takes along some unexpected allies for the ride! First submission, and counting! Now NarutoxHinata!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 371,546 - Reviews: 2891 - Favs: 3,589 - Follows: 3,384 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Dealmaking by Blue-Inked Frost reviews
Fifteen-year-old Claire Young, werewolf imprint, computer geek, and lesbian, makes a supernatural deal. One shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,359 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Claire, OC - Complete
What If by morning sun reviews
What if Naomi Misora had lived? Would she have been able to prevent L's death? A look at what could have been. LxNaomi, First Death Note fic, CONTAINS MAJOR SPOILERS! Summary of the book Another Note in first chapter…
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,817 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 7/14/2008 - L, Naomi M.
Pally Pals by Silverr reviews
Gidwin Goldbraids, dwarf paladin extraordinaire, decides the time is right to see if he and his friend Tarenar Sunstrike can be more than just pals. *** Bromance humor based on Eastern Plaguelands NPCs. Implied off-screen slashy incident.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Dwarf, Blood Elf - Complete
Chasing Daylight by Glass Duchess reviews
AU: Rose does not fall into the Void, sending changes spiralling throughout time. Now she and the Doctor must face the future and past together while Bad Wolf lurks in the shadows.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Rose T., 10th Doctor
Absolute Loyalty by Rex Tims reviews
Harry, shunned as a Parselmouth, stumbles across a broken Luna locked in a cupboard. Through helping her, he begins something much more than a friendship that develops over the years. Something so much more.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,645 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 1,007 - Follows: 1,332 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Harry P., Luna L.
Proof of Heaven by Pamena reviews
A world in which Lucy never took the poison, Johanna is no one’s ward, and Sweeney Todd comes home to a normal family. Sweenett.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 104,642 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L.
Dear L by VG Jekyll reviews
Dear L, you totally suck. Sincerely, Kira. (set on Completed, for I haven't had any inspiration for this one in months. Guess it is time to move on. Sorry guys.)
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 32 - Words: 15,133 - Reviews: 719 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
If Bella Were Sane by The One Called Demetra reviews
The events of Twilight, had Bella been the only sane woman in the Twilight universe. Diarystyle. T because normal teenagers don't say 'Holy crow' when they swear.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,675 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
One Small Kindness by DigitalTart reviews
Uchiha Mikoto takes the hand of an outcast child, and with it rewrites the destiny of her clan. AU. *SEQUEL UP*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 108,569 - Reviews: 1019 - Favs: 3,104 - Follows: 1,088 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Mikoto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Uprooted by Orrunan reviews
Naruto makes a good shinobi, but a lousy weapon. Danzo has finally managed to connive Naruto into Root, or so he believes. Naruto, who will now be within reach of his emotionally inept, traumatized, fanatical devotees. What on earth was he thinking?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,968 - Reviews: 1276 - Favs: 4,323 - Follows: 2,518 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
Through the Eyes of Death by Writing bunny reviews
Naruto was touched by the Shinigami at birth. It left an effect, that is both a gift and a curse. How will Naruto deal?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 23 - Words: 77,407 - Reviews: 1262 - Favs: 2,744 - Follows: 2,850 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Naruto U.
Muggle Champion by Luan Mao reviews
Hogwarts's education was useless in preparing students for real-life tasks, such as a tri-wizard tournament. What should Harry do?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,257 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 169 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
All for you by Enelvon reviews
Akemi Homura's thoughts about Madoka as she struggles to make her way through the maze of time. Oneshot
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Homura A., Madoka K. - Complete
Boutoku no Naruto by Thanathos reviews
We all know that Naruto is famous for his use of the Kage Bunshin, the jutsu he learned from the Forbidden Scroll. But what if things had been different? What if Naruto had chosen a different jutsu to learn, a darker one? What would happen then?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,921 - Reviews: 867 - Favs: 1,959 - Follows: 1,968 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Naruto U.
Hall of Mirrors by Silver Pard reviews
Happily Ever After depends upon your way of looking.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,363 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 8/7/2007
The Queen's Downfall by baobabs reviews
The ride to insanity is a one-way trip. Susancentric
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,928 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Susan Pevensie - Complete
Chivalry by Random One-Shot reviews
A knight is not soon parted from her princess. Mostly Tatsuki's POV. AU after episode 13.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 69,651 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Tatsuki A.
The Strange Disappearance of SallyAnne Perks by Paimpont reviews
Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,835 - Reviews: 1458 - Favs: 3,266 - Follows: 1,070 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Leave the Light On by Ne Quittez Pas reviews
Light had dealt with admirers before, but nothing like this. Between an unknown stalker and a mass-murderer with a God complex, it's unlikely that Light will ever sleep again... unless an insomniac detective can help him put a stop to both. LightxL dark
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 71,327 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 922 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 14579 - Favs: 7,771 - Follows: 5,866 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
Stromateis by Quillslinger reviews
Five things Uchiha Shisui wished he'd lived to do, and one he didn't. Unrepentantly AU. Slash.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,393 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
Fear and Malice by E. S. Young reviews
Three years before the Batman appeared, Dr. Crane met the newly-appointed Dr. Harleen Quinzel. It was the start of a twisted friendship, as well as glimpses of past events that shaped the darkness that lurks within them both.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 103,068 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 3/11/2010 - Published: 6/4/2009 - J. Crane
Things Team Nineteen Are No Longer Allowed To Do by H.E. Gray reviews
Iruka's genin team was never normal, by any definition of the word.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 1111 - Favs: 2,377 - Follows: 1,498 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Iruka U., Kotetsu H.
When A Lioness Fights by kayly silverstorm reviews
Hermione Granger, master spy, and Severus Snape, spymaster to the Order. An unlikely partnership, forged to defeat the Dark Lord on his own ground. But to do so, they must confront their own darkness within. Spying, torture, angst and love. AU after fifth
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 80 - Words: 416,508 - Reviews: 7281 - Favs: 4,262 - Follows: 1,687 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 12/7/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
What Would Slytherin Harry Do? by Big D on a Diet reviews
An ongoing series of one shot stories exploring how Slytherin!Harry would have handled key moments from the books. Events will appear out of order, so don't be surprised if it jumps around. Small but important edit made to Chapter Five
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,417 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 2,900 - Follows: 2,260 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Harry P.
Infection by DXM Junkie reviews
A virus rampaged Europe and two top detectives find themselves stuck amongst the aftermath. Suspicions are raised and concluded, emotions are tested. Whoever said death was supposed to be easy? RaitoXL. Currently being edited.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 146,129 - Reviews: 1507 - Favs: 909 - Follows: 700 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 1/30/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Expendable by ncfan reviews
Team Gai are always sent on the most dangerous missions, because there's no one to care if they don't come home. And one night, they don't.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Deep River by Quillslinger reviews
Lady Uchiha, from child to wife to mother, and the constant flow of the Nakano River. Mikoto-centric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,014 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Mikoto U., Fugaku U., Itachi U. - Complete
Caveat Inimici by S.Rebeiro reviews
Hermione is a sister to Harry, a mother to Rose and Hugo, a wife to Ron...and a Legilimens and Unspeakable. She is also very, very angry. A look at a Hermione who developed the instincts she evidenced with Marietta and Umbridge. AU, but canon-compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,166 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 116 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Hermione G. - Complete
Scorpius Malfoy and the Improbable Plot by opalish reviews
Scorpius really should have listened to his father's numerous and dire warnings about the Potter clan. Harry feels his pain. Gen crackfic WIP, yo. Seriously, so cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,805 - Reviews: 1292 - Favs: 1,574 - Follows: 1,264 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Scorpius M., Harry P.
30 Minutes That Changed Everything by Radaslab reviews
AU. Year 2148: Gobal Population: 1. He made a mistake 150 years ago or so and now the human race no longer exists. For a century or so, he has sought a way to fix it all. Can he, or is the end of the world inevitable?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 55 - Words: 352,127 - Reviews: 3218 - Favs: 3,715 - Follows: 1,712 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
How We Killed Kate by Ravenya03 reviews
Will and Djaq return to Sherwood Forest and rid the world of a terrible plague...
Robin Hood BBC - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,169 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Will S., Djaq - Complete
Five Reasons by nyet khan reviews
Five reasons why Naruto will never be like the Fourth Hokage and other tales.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,548 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 925 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Sweeney Todd Alphabet by unamuerte reviews
Mrs Lovett and Sweeney Todd decide to teach the Alphabet to kindergardeners. But what happens when it's Sweeney Todd's Alphabet? Just a bit of fun!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
Sapphire Eyes by Aceber reviews
The Yondaime hadn’t miscalculated. And he wasn’t all that golden either. An angelic exterior hides far more sinister motives. Long live the Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 97 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
Kinky Handcuffs by Quiet reviews
Light sends an email to a mysterious person about the demanding taskmaster who keeps him tied up and sleepless. L thinks the wording is awkward, Light remains oblivious, and the mysterious person is frantic. Dialogue Project! Innuendo to the extreme!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 38 - Published: 4/16/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Reasons to Hate Twilight by happyhouseelf reviews
It is a sappy, half baked, over the top, romance novel but instead of rotting away in cheap-buys bins and magazine racks, it's at the top of the best-seller list. And that really bothers me, so lets go in depth to the Reasons why Twilight SUCKS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,204 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009
The Meadow Scene: Redone by Aradia Lestat-Ming Ue reviews
Edward seemed to take a deep breath, and then he stepped out into the bright glow of the midday sun... What if when Bella saw Edward's true for she didn't see perfection? Instead she saw a monster. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Stolen Away by RobinRocks reviews
LxLight Reversed AU. L may be the world’s greatest thief, but Detective Light Yagami is on to him. Pity L is so good at stealing things – including Light himself. COMPLETE.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,833 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 963 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Ten Little Things by Jess.91 reviews
I love reading these, so I thought I'd try my own. Ten facts about some of the HP characters. Starts with next generation.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 100 - Words: 153,406 - Reviews: 2809 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Complete
La Meterenigue by Gleam reviews
What happens to geniuses.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Shikamaru N., Tsunade S. - Complete
Hold Me by Alien ABC's reviews
The life of L Lawliet, in eight hugs.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,787 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/29/2008 - Published: 9/22/2008 - L - Complete
Alcohol, Apprentices and Too Much Paperwork by ohwhatsherface reviews
All in a day's work for the Fifth Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Tsunade S. - Complete
The Wendell That Wasn't by opalish reviews
The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 2,440 - Follows: 250 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Pandora's Mischief by Serria reviews
The ever so glamorous Wedy the Burglar is hired by L to put her skills to good use in the Kira case. However, she becomes far more interested in the handcuffs between the detective and Light Yagami, and intends to play matchmaker. WedyxEveryone, LxLight
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,428 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Light Y., L
Defenestration by ignitesthestars reviews
Defenestration: The fine art of throwing somebody out a window. Kushina/Minato, pre-Kyuubi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 64 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
The Prettiest Princess by Ninjagrrl reviews
When Akatsuki have to go undercover at a beauty contest, they will stop at nothing to win. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,367 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 74 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Ritual by Ada Kensington reviews
On how Orochimaru acquired his first body...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Orochimaru - Complete
Twenty Times Uzumaki Naruto Didn't Die by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Over time, Naruto learns what it means to be Jinchuuriki. Final in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,849 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 2,732 - Follows: 529 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Luna's Hubby by Meteoricshipyards reviews
7 year old Luna wants a husband, and she wants one now. With the unintended help of her befuddled father, she kidnaps Harry Potter. Idea and 1st chapter by Roscharch's Blot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 195,952 - Reviews: 2092 - Favs: 4,079 - Follows: 1,828 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Five Days by nyet khan reviews
Five Times Harry Potter Called Someone Mum.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Sundried Palaver by firefly reviews
It was incredibly rare to find a person so pathetic and deprived of love and affection that they’d turn to someone like him for comfort. Love, Zetsu realized, and humanity’s selfish desire for it, had bestowed him with a sense of normalcy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,185 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 59 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Zetsu - Complete
Honestly, Headmaster by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry has to explain what happened last night to Headmaster Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 1,949 - Follows: 306 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Complete
Confessions of an Avenger by sharingank reviews
In which the mighty heir of Uchiha keeps a journal...Language, spoilers...oh yes. Chapter 2 is up! Even more spoilers, so watch out!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,502 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 7/14/2006 - Published: 8/11/2005
Wind That Shakes the Seas and Stars by Lightning on the Wave reviews
AU of OoTP, Slytherin!Harry, HPDM slash. Snape begins the year with a mistake that sets his ward against him. Now Harry is using all his own considerable cunning to ride out the multiple storms, even as the Second War goes into motion. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 125 - Words: 786,063 - Reviews: 4182 - Favs: 1,426 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 6/23/2006 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Aizen's Diary by incandescens reviews
Recruiting Others through Guile and Intelligence. Not particularly serious.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Complete
Special by Lady Ophelia reviews
At a parentteacher conference, a principal expresses some concerns to John Winchester. His sons are special... very, very special.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 2,665 - Follows: 247 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Complete
Accounting no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 4,106 - Follows: 711 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Catch 22 by The Sh33p reviews
Every chapter brings twentytwo quick, random glimpses into the world of Naruto. Sometimes poignant, sometimes utterly insane...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,946 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 1,609 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 1/19/2006 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Complete
Comes Out of Darkness Morn by Lightning on the Wave reviews
AU of PoA, Slytherin!Harry. Harry struggles to rebuild himself after the shattering events of his second year. He will finally learn the truths he needs to know...but they're hardly going to be pleasant ones. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 278,941 - Reviews: 3820 - Favs: 2,274 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 12/23/2005 - Published: 11/10/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Jack by cagd reviews
It's a cold and damp November evening in Whitechapel, perfect for a stroll and for meeting new friends. And Drusilla likes new friends, right?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Drusilla - Complete
Trick or Pocky? by firefly reviews
Rule number one of a horror parody: Never let the rookie nine split up in a potentially haunted, killer inhabited mansion, never say I'll be right back, and always, ALWAYS, expect the unexpected when even Sasuke dresses up as a devil in hot red spandex.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,502 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 11/2/2005 - Published: 6/9/2005
Chess, Chips and Flowergirls by Chevira Lowe reviews
Team Ten doesn’t come home one night. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,818 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 37 - Published: 6/15/2005 - Complete
Definitions of Romance by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
Everyone said they were the least romantic couple in the world. A love story: HarryHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 980 - Follows: 131 - Published: 3/12/2005 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Let Them Fade by Tethered Serpent reviews
An entirely different take on the genetics problem that is at the heart of the WIKTT Marriage Law Challenge. Warning: this is not an MLC.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,754 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/17/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Perfection reviews
AU: Orochimaru decides to create the perfect host by combining Akatsuki's abilities, and selects Naruto for the 'honour.' Sacrificed by the elders to appease Orochimaru, Naruto can become the greatest shinobi ever seen - or the ultimate monster.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 125,473 - Reviews: 1005 - Favs: 2,707 - Follows: 2,506 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Naruto U.