artsyduckpout
hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 07-27-09, id: 2024874, Profile Updated: 02-24-13
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

Hey everyone!!

I've been part of the twilight fandom for years now and I've only recently started writing!

Check out my story??

Also, I'm doing my disclaimer here instead of at the beginning of every chapter:

I don't own any of the characters! If I did I would be writing fiction, not fanfiction. Plus, I'd also be Stephenie Meyer!!


Right, so I now have a wordpress at sophieyanyeelau.wordpress.com check meh out?

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Dear Bella Swan, you're Playing with the Big Boys by Dobber17 reviews
All Human. One day in gym class, Forks High learns that Bella Swan can kick. The football team needs a kicker. The result of that: Bella makes the football team. The problem: None of the guys want a girl on their team. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 99,377 - Reviews: 1337 - Favs: 1,170 - Follows: 1,314 - Updated: 1/6 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Complete
Penal Code by BellaFlan reviews
Undercover Cop Edward Cullen wants some excitement on his beat. Bella, whom he mistakenly thinks is a hooker, desperately needs to snap out of her funk. How deep is Edward willing to go undercover to get the girl? COLLAB with FICTIONFREAK95! AH/Comedy
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,603 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
29 Dimensions by Catastrophia reviews
Tired of looking for Mr. Right in all the wrong places Bella is pushed toward online dating by her friends. Just who will she meet, or not meet with 29 dimensions of compatibility at play? Find out! Rated M AH/AU Slightly OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,295 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 1,014 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Good Things Happen by AlbertaGirl78 reviews
Bella is a University Student that bumps into Movie Star Edward at her favorite coffee shop. She isn't a big movie buff, so she doesn't know who he is. This story will mainly be fluff with a little bit of drama thrown in. AH/AU Canon pairings
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 46,282 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cutlass by TKegl reviews
Isabella Swan is certain notorious pirate, Edward Cullen, murdered her father and stole his prized cutlass. Out for revenge, she sneaks onto his ship, but Captain Cullen claims she has the wrong man. A tale of the search for truth…and treasure of course.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 134,307 - Reviews: 4748 - Favs: 2,906 - Follows: 2,122 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Baa Baa Bad Sheep by Amber1983 reviews
When bad girl Bella Swan is sent to her Aunt & Uncle's farm for the summer she meets a gorgeous sheep shearer who may just rid her of her errant ways for good.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,730 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Bella, Edward
Words with Friends by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan has a major crush on a major star, Edward Cullen. They have an obsession with the same game. Can they connect through Words with Friends and become more than that? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 353,055 - Reviews: 19216 - Favs: 7,964 - Follows: 6,562 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pranks of Passion by Isannah reviews
Edward has tried anything and everything for two years to get his neighbor, Bella to notice him. It's time to try something differen. A little fun for April Fool's Day! AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,803 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 42 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In a World of Chaos by crcc1014 reviews
Edward Cullen, an Italian mob boss from Chicago. Isabella Swan, an FBI agent from California. One night stand turned into something more. Rated M, Lemons. Enjoy. ON HOLD!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,610 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Bella, Edward
He Loves Me, He Loves Me, Not by AngelGoddess1981 reviews
One girl. One boy. Best friends from childhood. One of them harbours a secret crush on the other, secretly pining away for the possibility that one day they'll be together. Romance/Humour
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,639 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 68 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Autographs & Apple Tarts by TKegl reviews
Edward Cullen is one of Hollywood's hottest young stars. Bella is his biggest fan, and…not so young. Between the paparazzi, the crazy fans, and the fact that she's old enough to be his – older sister – their romance faces some challenges. Fortunately, Edward's a patient guy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,944 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 173 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Seventh and Pine by iambeagle reviews
Eating food, drinking beer, and watching football are acceptable ways to spend your Thanksgiving Day. Wooing your niece's insanely attractive babysitter, however, is not. EPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,446 - Reviews: 1548 - Favs: 1,532 - Follows: 2,023 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Like Never Before by capricapra reviews
Nervous, gentle music teacher Edward and feisty, voluptuous cake artist Bella meet on the eve of the wedding of their best friends. The attraction is instantaneous and intense, but misunderstandings and mishaps abound. Can they get together and keep the wedding running smoothly? Features a slightly OOC Britella & Englishward. Drabble-esque/'quick-fic'.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 132 - Words: 44,363 - Reviews: 1973 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
All I Want for Christmas by sunflowersongs reviews
Complete - What happens when Edward Cullen comes knocking and asking for favors on Christmas Eve? A short, sweet little Christmas tale.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,854 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tennis Balls and Sports Bras by krnycorn reviews
Bella hits Reebok guy in the head with a tennis ball, witnesses him initiate a one-night stand with Boobs girl, and then rants about her feelings on the matter to Good-Looking guy. An AH story where Bella is utterly honest and Edward can't get enough.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,707 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Deck the Halls and Not the Neighbors by staceleo reviews
Bella wanted the perfect Christmas, but the harder you try... A tribute to National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. A contribution to the Countdown to Christmas 2012 – a Lyrical Melody.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,131 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Christmas Duets by musegirl reviews
Bella has been the personal assistant to music and movie star, Edward Cullen for over a year. She's also hopelessly in love with him. When she sings with him for a Christmas show, will she find he returns her feels or end up alone under the mistletoe? Fluffy and pointless with a splash of citrus. Christmas O/S
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,157 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 104 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Missing Ingredient by Edward's Eternal reviews
Chef Edward is used to people fawning over his cuisine. Enter Bella. She would far rather grab a cheeseburger at her favorite place- McDonald's. What is Chefward to do but try and show her the errors of her ways? But can she teach him anything?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,006 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 266 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
What the Disguise Won't Hide by CarribbeanLady reviews
A/H. Private Eye Edward Masen has always played the womanizer when going undercover but now he has decided to go a different route. Introducing Ted Cullen, extreme computer nerd and Edward in disguise. Let's hope his newest assignment isn't hot for geeks.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,765 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Wedding Photographer OneShot by Discordia81 reviews
When Bella is hired last minute to photograph a wedding for the Cullen family, she's grateful for the experience and the money. Upon arrival, she begins to suspect there's another assignment on Esme Cullen's mind – one involving her handsome son Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,991 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 9/25/2012 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Face I Can't Forget by RosaBella75 reviews
Bella finds herself in dire financial need and takes drastic action-she offers her virginity up for auction. Will this desperate plan to save her college education actually turn out to be a second chance at love? Collaboration with TwiliteAddict. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,184 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Shock to the System by BilliCullen reviews
Edward and Bella meet on a blind date. It's hate at first sight. Can unforeseen circumstances show them what they missed?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,150 - Reviews: 1101 - Favs: 1,087 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How I Met the Man of My Dreams by niknak995 reviews
Struggling author Bella Swan meets a charming stranger after a mishap at a local diner. What happens when she recognizes his face on the cover of a national magazine? Mostly fluff. BxE RxEm AxJ
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,043 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hate's An Aphrodisiac by LyricalKris reviews
Edward and Bella have to work together to get back Alice's wedding dress after a mix up takes place and realize just how strong of a passion hate truly is. It's a thin line between love and hate, and for these two, that line is called lust.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,553 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 99 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
For Your Eyes Only by Nolebucgrl reviews
Edward Cullen is working on the biggest deal of his life when a strange manila envelope shows up containing something designed to take his mind off work. Will he give in to the distraction? Will he find the mystery mailer before it's too late? Read and find out!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,364 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 286 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Working Relationship by Taste of the Forbidden Contest reviews
Bella, a fledgling lawyer, has better luck in a courtroom than with men. Enter the hottie in the pricey suit who offers to pay double her going rate, and he's not talking legal fees. The pair find themselves deep in a compensation-based misunderstanding until a few months later when she realizes she may be in love with her one and only regular.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,356 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 175 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Shamrocks and Shenanigans by mathisson reviews
Bella is working for a catering and event planning company. She has just about pulled off the reception of the year when she's introduced to Edward Cullen, mafia boss. Can he show her that even bad guys can be good .AH/CC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 107,001 - Reviews: 5787 - Favs: 4,599 - Follows: 3,248 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Without Reserve by DH78 reviews
Bella sees him all the time as he mans the reserves desk at the campus library. She thinks she's got him pegged. What she doesn't know might surprise her. WINNING ENTRY FOR THE FIC THIS GIF ANON CONTEST: "HIGHEST SWOON FACTOR"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,174 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 368 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Best I Ever Had by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 7300 - Favs: 9,697 - Follows: 5,601 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Somewhere in Brooklyn by laureate04 reviews
Edward is a 26 year old singer-songwriter. Bella is a 21 year old graduate student at NYU. Will a chance encounter one cold November morning at the subway stop rock their worlds?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,429 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Saving Up by FicThisGifAnonContest reviews
Four years is a long time to date someone. Unless it's Edward. Gorgeous, charming, intelligent Edward. Then again, he's so cheap he steals toilet paper. No one's perfect, that's for sure. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,953 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 41 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Confessions by luna raya reviews
Edward Cullen's band, Breaking Dawn has just released their latest single, making everyone wonder if there is trouble in paradise between him and R&B songstress Isabella. But is everything as it seems, or are some things meant to deceive? Fluff and smut:
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,731 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Living Royal by D-Twilighter reviews
Bella Swan is a typical college girl who's trying to make the best of her college experience. Only one problem gets in her way, Prince Edward happens to attend the same University...Full Summary Inside - Inspired by the British Royal Wedding!E/B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 107,345 - Reviews: 1662 - Favs: 1,800 - Follows: 1,064 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mating Dance by Kirbs85 reviews
Sitting at the bar a gorgeous stranger approaches her, will she be faithful to her fiance or will she fall for the strangers charms
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,600 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Only One That Mattered by jadedandboring reviews
How many times does a woman have to say no before a man stops asking? Hint: A LOT.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,291 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
KISSING by prettykittyartist reviews
A boy. A girl. A kiss … A sweet birthday O/S written for the equally sweet rtgirl. A collaboration between prettykittyartist and les16.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,763 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Grenade by imaginethatmel reviews
grenade: the less attractive friend that a guy will hit on so his buddy can score with the hotter friend. Bella Swan was used to being the grenade, but was this time and this guy different? AH, fluffy and short.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,829 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Accidental Thief by theotherbella reviews
My entry to the V-Day countdown, held by breathotwilight 2012. Edward is a cynic, even on the mushiest days of the year. How could anyone possibly change his mind? Enter one brown-eyed stranger, and find out!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,600 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Such Is My Luck by ImHereToReview reviews
Bella's bad luck has landed her in Chicago for a business trip, with no luggage and no hotel room. Her co-worker, Edward, steps in to help! Her luck is about to change. AH. Canon pairings. Fluffy. Rated M for lemony goodness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 76,603 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 1,359 - Follows: 857 - Updated: 3/1/2012 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dead Man Walking by MandyLeigh87 reviews
When graduate student Isabella Swan decides to write her final paper on death row inmate Edward Masen, she promises her mother she won't get too involved. She couldn't have been more wrong. Rated M for language, content. B/E Mini Fic
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,577 - Reviews: 1161 - Favs: 1,092 - Follows: 522 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Complete
The Roommate by MandyLeigh87 reviews
I needed a roommate. What I got was one heck of a problem. AH BxE Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 80,364 - Reviews: 4658 - Favs: 3,890 - Follows: 2,959 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Meeting In Progress by DaCherry reviews
Bella wants Edward to join her small advertisement firm. How far will she go? Smutty O/S for a friend
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,642 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Dress by BittenBee reviews
It's Christmas time, and Bella receives a mysterious package in the mail. She has no idea who the sender Edward Cullen is. They must track each other down over multiple digital platforms and in-person encounters to get to the bottom of the mix-up.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,546 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Snap My Picture by DaCherry reviews
When Bella breaks up with her boyfriend, she decides to get pictures taken to feel better about herself. Smutty O/S written for a friend
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,484 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 37 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Major Hottie and the Sexy Speech Girl by bornonhalloween reviews
When Major Edward Cullen's father finds himself in need of rehab, will Carlisle's sweet Speech-Language Pathologist be just what the doctor ordered for his dashing but gun shy son?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,444 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 129 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Yahtzee by GinnyW 31 reviews
If someone would've told me a year ago that I'd be ringing in the New Year in a hospital room, I would've told them they were crazy. New Year's Eve is meant for parties, drinking, and stealing kisses from hot guys. Yeah… this is so not what I wanted.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,680 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 54 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sweetie Pies by k8ln713 reviews
When two very different students - Edward an overachiever & Bella a slacker - are forced to both work the Valentine's Day bake sale together, sparks will fly. What happens when things get hot & heavy in the storage closet? V-Day ONE SHOT! M- lang & lemon!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,695 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Broadway Mob by amandac3 reviews
It is the summer of 1929 and I am in love with an untouchable girl, a mafia princess. I'm just a lowly bootlegger who supplies her father's club. This is why I find myself on my knees in the basement with a gun to my head. *Age of Edward 2012 Entry*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,453 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 69 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Come as you aren't by sheviking reviews
One-shot written for the annual Countdown to Halloween. Shy Bella decides to do something about her crush on the popular "jock" Edward at his Halloween party. Is a certain costume the right approach? Teen angst mixed with citrus and sweetness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,827 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 2/9/2012 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Contextually Speaking by cosmogirl7481 reviews
Bella spends her days surrounded by books and her nights immersed in them. Reading but not living. Imagining but not experiencing. One night changes everything. A story about wrong numbers and a stranger with all the right words.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 15,797 - Reviews: 3063 - Favs: 1,926 - Follows: 956 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Coffee Induced Phone Calls by BlueLilyTiger24 reviews
Bella chooses to work instead of going to a concert with her friends. But what happens when the world famous Edward Cullen decides to come to her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,591 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
This Year's for Me and You by ThroughDeepBlueVelvetSkies reviews
Bella's thousands of miles away from the Irish Christmas she has always known; she shouldn't worry about this year being anything less than eventful though, as a surprise is waiting just outside her door. In festive underwear no less. O/S AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,210 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Certain Point of View by LyricalKris reviews
A wise man once said, "Many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view." A love story as seen through the eyes of friends and passersby.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 38,650 - Reviews: 1880 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When We Were Young by niknak995 reviews
Edward and Bella grew up down the street from each other in suburban Boston and have been dating since high school. They're finishing college and are beginning their lives together. Marriage, children...What could go wrong? All fluff. Prequel now posted!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 52,585 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Our First Thanksgiving by dontrun reviews
Three days before Thanksgiving newly engaged Bella gets some surprises from her fiance Edward. What is his secret and will their relationship make it? And what happens on Thanksgiving day with his ganja loving brother meets her chief of Police Dad?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,382 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Naughty Little Elf by Sunsetwing reviews
Head elf Edward is going to finally get up the courage to talk to elf Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,891 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Paper Hearts by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
Short drabble starring my favorite pairing as children. AH, ExB. "How do I look into my heart?" He felt like he couldn't, because he thought that maybe she stole it from him and that's why she made him all those paper hearts - to replace it with.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 46 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Breaking News by WriteOnTime reviews
Two network news anchors. One desk. In a race to get the story, love might become the headline - if they don't kill each other first. AH Canon Couples, smart people, particle physics, and tap dancing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 182,215 - Reviews: 7048 - Favs: 5,106 - Follows: 4,025 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Three Strikes by Kare831 reviews
See what happens when cocky baseball coach Edward Masen goes head to head with quiet,shy librarian Isabella Swan over a budget grant. Will sparks fly or will they strike out?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,979 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 55 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Chat Roulette by MandyLeigh87 reviews
Bella feels like a nobody at school until a overheard conversation leads her to Chat Roulette. What are the chances she gets paired up with her crush? Very likely. BxE Rated M OS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,727 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 137 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Complete
Messages Intercepted by Hibbleton78 reviews
They meet, they date, they fall in love. Let their own words tell you how it happened. A story told in instant messages, voicemails, and texts. One shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,081 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 42 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Anything You Wish For by IamTheAlleyCat reviews
AH. Bella has a love/hate relationship with Edward, the new Finance VP of Cullen Communications. On the company's Xmas party, she tells him exactly what she thinks of him, and he kisses her! Sweet, funny, and fluffy. Happy Birthday shpwhitney!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,374 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Detention with Mr Cullen by dumdumlover5 reviews
Bella's mind seems to wander during Mr. Cullen's physics class. Angered, he gives her detention and punishes her disobedience in the most delicious ways. LEMONS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Under The Mistletoe by i'm random girl reviews
Christmas O/S for TFA Secret Santa B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,058 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sleep On The Floor by sexycereal reviews
He steals my coffee first, my virginity second and my heart third. College fluff. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,679 - Reviews: 2727 - Favs: 4,392 - Follows: 3,599 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Secret Santa Swan Style by Isannah reviews
Interoffice Secret Santa Exchange...a time to share the holiday spirit with your co-workers. For Bella, it's an opportunity to make Edward wake up and realize what he has right in front of him. E/B Rated M for language and eventual lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 29,533 - Reviews: 834 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Naughty Elf by twilly reviews
Santa believes there's no such thing as a bad elf. Bella's been fired from nearly every toy shop. How can Santa get her in the right position when everything out of her mouth is so very dirty? Santa, elves, chocolate starfish and phasing reindeer
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,915 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Under the Mistletoe by JazzyBabe10 reviews
It's Christmas Eve, and Bella's all alone. Alice insists she come to her family get together. What the girls don't know is that Alice's cousin Edward has a plan to win Bella's heart. Oneshot. Inspired by Justin Bieber's 'Mistletoe'. don't like don't read
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,662 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Her Smile by vampire-legend reviews
"It was as if you were the most important thing in the world when she was smiling at you." Edward is home for Christmas and finally meets the infamous Bella Swan, the girl who his entire family has fell completely in love with. All-Human. One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,099 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Lightsabers, Leia and a Little Bit of Love by ChristmasCrackers reviews
After getting roped into attending Comic-Con by his boss, Edward is pleasantly surprised when Isabella is forced to man their company's booth with him. A geeky love story about when you meet your perfect match among lightsabers, Leia and Leonard Nemoy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,734 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Bella, Edward
Love Rules by True Love Swallows reviews
Two years ago, Bella Swan had her heart broken. And now, Bella is back in California with mixed feelings for Edward Cullen, her born rival, and ex boyfriend. So what happens when paths cross again - will it be make or break? Rated T All Human OOC COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,746 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Under the Mistletoe by FindMeInTheDark reviews
AH/AU/Canon Couples - Bella is home for Christmas and Alice is up to her usual tricks. Will Bella give in to her plans or will she resist after many failed dates?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,082 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2011 - [Bella, Edward] - Complete
Cinderbella: A Forks Fairy Tale by absolutely ordinary reviews
Bella has a cruel stepmother Victoria and evil stepsisters Jessica and Lauren and is just trying to survive until graduation when she meets Edward, the local heartthrob who is drifting numbly toward graduation himself.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 201,484 - Reviews: 1264 - Favs: 871 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Layer Cake by amandac3 reviews
Isabella's first assignment for her new job brings her into the little corner café that is owned by Edward. Can her zany tee-shirts and his creative cupcakes draw them together? **First Place Public Vote - Twilight Post Secret Challenge
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,000 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 59 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love Will Lead Me Back To You by druglordhoney reviews
Bella and Edward are constantly spied on by their friends. To prank the gang into believing they're hiding something, they got a plan. Falling for your own joke never felt so good.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,224 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Negative Twenty and Falling by katinki reviews
COMPLETE O/S. Two weeks, a few cups of cocoa, a mountain of snow, a pair of mittens, and one Mr. Perfect-Gorgeous. I present to you: Skiward. Just a little bit of wintery fluff so that you don't think I'm always so doom and gloom. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,666 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 992 - Follows: 273 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Talk Dirty to Me by DaCherry reviews
Winner of the 'Dude Looks Like a Lady' Award for Best Dressed for the Like Totally 80's Contest. When Edward moves in next door to Bella, can they keep things neighborly?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,758 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
La Vie De Bella by coldplaywhore reviews
Stranded before Thanksgiving with no where to go. She throws caution to the wind and finds what she never knew she was looking for.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,984 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 99 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tie Me Up In Tinsel by mandy52799 reviews
Edward always had it bad for sweet & innocent Bella, but avoided her due to his kinky nature. This Christmas could change it all when Bella surprises him with an extra special gift. Merry Christsmut! Winner of 24hr SMutmas challenge.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,490 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 45 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Unexpected by booty492 reviews
Bella is a Doctor. Edward is a Police Officer. Charlie tries to play matchmaker between the two, but Bella is tired of Charlie always setting her up with his idiot co-workers. Bella is putting her foot down and not giving in to her dad. Esme though...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,205 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Bella, Edward
Lifestyles of the Rich and the Famous by trustxbelieve reviews
Charlie convinces Bella to go to a high-class summer camp in Los Angeles when he tells her that some long-lost friends will be joining her. The drama that is going to happen is inevitable, especially since Bella is hiding a bunch of secrets. OOC & AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 80,828 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sleep, Interrupted by luna raya reviews
Edward Cullen is a doctor in the Pediatrics ward. After moving in to a new apartment, he finds his new neighbors really enjoy to party. What will Edward discover when he tries to get his neighbors to turn down the music? E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,291 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Naughty Professor Cullen by KRay Cullen reviews
Bella gets a little dirty in the professor's office. Rated M for language and lemon-y-tastic lemons BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,583 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 76 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tower 32 by wandb reviews
1st place winner in the Erotica Contest public vote and IndieFicPimp Award winner. When Bella finally gets her chance to talk to the hot and sexy surfer she's been admiring from afar for months, she realizes he's a lot more than just a pretty face.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,745 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 133 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Worthy of Trust and Confidence by jadedandboring reviews
When a rogue fraternity guy threatens First Daughter Bella Swan, Secret Service agent Cullen steps in to protect her. What happens after is more than either of them expected.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,537 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Death Of Edward Cullen by Zosie reviews
Edward Cullen made Bella Swan's life a misery from day one. Now an accident has resulted in a whole new Edward waking up in hospital. Can he make up for the past and earn her forgiveness? M Edward and Bella exclusively, no other partners for either.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 80,419 - Reviews: 836 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Golden Boy by stella luna sky reviews
The first time I saw him, he was the defeated quarterback of my school's rival team. I'm still not sure why I talked to him, but I know it's the smartest thing I've ever done. One shot, AU/AH, M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,272 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 1,806 - Follows: 1,328 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Doctor Masen, Naughty Boy! by Tenille Sandersen reviews
Bella has to go see her gynecologist, this year she has to see someone new, who could it be?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,288 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 34 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Walk the Line by stella luna sky reviews
Ten months ago, she fell in love with a man over iced tea and card games. One-shot, complete. M for language and implicit sexual situations. You know, the good stuff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,768 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 84 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Belong With Me by MandyLeigh87 reviews
When I was six, he made me cry. When I was fourteen, he got me suspended. And when I was sixteen, he asked me to dance. Long lost VDay One Shot. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,072 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 110 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Going for the Regardo by shellwrx reviews
My submission for the Boys on Boards contest. When a vacation in Australia lands pro surfer, Edward Masen, in front of a cool and aloof surfboard designer that he can't help but be attracted to, will things heat up or will he wipe out?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,682 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Royal Rebellions by xNimCee reviews
Bella Swan is no stranger to hard work, but everything changes when she is forced to work in Cullen Manor, the home of America's royal family. Her encounters with a certain prince cause her to wonder if the rules are worth following. MODERN DAY. AH, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 192,603 - Reviews: 4661 - Favs: 4,237 - Follows: 2,756 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
On the Bed by ericastwilight reviews
Edward has been trying all morning to get his neighbor's attention, at the risk of being manhandled by others. Will he finally get the woman he's been lusting after? Or will old Ms. Stanley get her paws on him? Collaborative w/kyla713
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,996 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 90 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Grammatical Errors Lead to the Best Sex by Ms. Jessica Cullen reviews
Bella starts texting a hot stranger, but a typo is what brings them together. "Ugh you know what I hate? Having cum in your mouth too long so it tastes nasty. You know?" AH, AU, M, Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,894 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 61 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fall Into Place by Vican reviews
With a new friendship blooming between herself and surfer-boy Edward, Bella Swan finds herself fighting for balance, in more ways than one. Skating, baking and growing crushes all send her mind and heart spinning.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,356 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What Do You Want For Breakfast? by Vican reviews
Newlyweds, kitchen sex, bacon and pancakes. That pretty much covers it. A silly little story for IcelandGirl812's birthday. ExB, AH, M-rated. Do not take any of the following seriously.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Heroes In Latex by mmsinful reviews
O/S: Bella succumbs to the pressures of geek world known as Comic-Con by her brothers. Dressed in a stupid costume, she braves the throngs of dweebs with their hard-ons. But do all geeks really require padding? Rated M. Collaboration with Helluvabell.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,759 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 44 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Games by hexsilverwand reviews
'I knew the moment I made that sound I'd end up here. My indiscretion was to be punished after all.' The indiscretion of Bella that leads to a cataclysmic punishment session from master Edward...!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,660 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Screw Cupid by EmmaLee Masen reviews
Bella planned to spend Valentines day cooped up at home eating ice cream all day, instead she gets stuck picking up her roommates brother from the airport that she has a not so secret crush on.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,872 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pas de deux by harperpitt reviews
Two young ballet students, and two worlds. Will Edward, the new boy from Chicago, awaken Bella's heart? Five chapters of sweetness and innocence about the wonder of first love. AH/AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,838 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dog Days of Summer by Risbee reviews
Meet Poodle; he's about to turn Bella's day from bad to worse. Well, Poodle and his owner, Edward Cullen. My silly contribution to F4SAA
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,474 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Of Bookstacks And Hockey Pucks by Sunsetwing reviews
Bella is a librarian with a chat room addiction. This is what happens when she comes face to face with the University's Hockey coach, and the guy she's been speaking to online.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,708 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Going for the Regardo by Boys on Boards Contest reviews
When a vacation in Australia lands professional surfer, Edward Masen, in front of a cool and aloof surfboard designer that he can't help but be attracted to, will things heat up or will he wipe out? AH B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,590 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Nightgown by Zosie reviews
After thirty years of marriage, three kids who have flown the nest, it's Edward and Bella's time again. A one shot of their anniversary. Has been up before, you may have read it a year or so ago.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Eight Summers by Boys on Boards Contest reviews
One moment of summer for eight summers as Bella learns about love, life, and surfing from the boy next door. AU AH MA E/B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,040 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Maid by one of eddie's girls reviews
Could his fantasy actually come true? Edward Cullen spent months desiring the Maid what happens when she shows him some interest? My Homage to Spanish Soaps... Rated M OOC, AH, E/B R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,189 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Thing Called Love by Dr. Witch reviews
It's this thing called love again. It makes us unhappy and happy again. It traps us and sets us free. It changes us and keeps us the same. It breaks you and fixes you. It takes you on a journey of completion or destruction. O/S
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,385 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
One Hazy Night by SweetDulcinea reviews
It was just supposed to be carefree, fun weekend in Vegas before graduating, but Edward woke up to much more than he bargained for. E/B simple fluff, by demand of the cliched plot bunnies in my head.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,977 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Stolen Moments by TKegl reviews
On the eve of her birthday – for as long as she can remember – she's dreamed of him. But the dreams fade away in the morning light, as dreams are known to do…and Bella's not sure if the love of her life…is actually a figment of her imagination. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,637 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 162 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What Beautiful Really Means by coldplaywhore reviews
I don't know if you even know what beautiful really means so I'll tell you. Second Place in Public Voting for the Missed Connections Contest. Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,150 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 117 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Anything You Desire by FoxxyJ reviews
Bella hopes her move to a ski resort will spice up her dull life. Surrounded by charming skiers and snowboarders, a close encounter on the mountain leaves her longing for the mystery instructor who came to her rescue. ExB AH OOC Aussie Floods O/S
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,085 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 56 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sinner by True Love Swallows reviews
Edward finds himself arrested after peeing in a public place. With no one left to turn to, he calls the one person that no matter what circumstance, will always be there for him, and finds himself on a trip down memory lane. Oneshot, B/E, OOC, All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,488 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Home Ice Advantage oneshot by Hibbleton78 reviews
One shot. Hockey fan, Bella Swan, has dedicated so much time and effort avoiding the 'puck bunny' label that she struggles to acknowledge that the attention from new team addition, Edward Cullen, is directed at her.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,258 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
All I Ever Wanted by Eternally Addicted reviews
When Bella became a police officer against Charlie's wishes, he forbid any of the male officers from dating her. Will he ever forgive her and accept her as a police officer and accept it when she meets the man of her dreams, Sargent Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,198 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 46 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Love Always, Me by EmilyMarie15 reviews
Edward, a dancer in need of a partner. Bella, a dancer that hasn't danced in years because of her stage fright. When they team together, they'll find what they've needed in each other. One Shot. All Human. Lemon-ish. M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,440 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Young Love by Seraphie17 reviews
6 year old Bella at the beach, gets bullied, meets 6 year old Edward. Serious cuteness. All human. Background: Bella's mum died just after giving birth to her. Edward's mum died in a car crash when he was four. One shot. Read and review pweez! :P
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,243 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Midnight Blues by Envy5 reviews
Midnight Blues, the hottest night club in town, is the hotspot of Chicago. Edward Cullen is one of its owners. He has all of the makings of a playboy on the outside, but he isn't on the inside. Could the one bar maid he wants want more like he does?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,196 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Chocolate Mint Crush by nicnicd reviews
Fluffy, toothache causing oneshot/birthday present for Nerac. New guy Edward meets a quirky girl who makes him take notice. B/E, AH, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,005 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Downwind by SpecialK199 reviews
There's something about a fantastic aftershave that piques Bella's interest one morning on her way to work. Add a well meaning older brother and the winds of fate, and see what happens if the scent blows your way ... ONE-SHOT/COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,909 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 44 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Evening the Score: Play On by DH78 reviews
Futuretake based on the story Evening the Score. Edward and Bella are now married and enjoying their little adventures in a very different way. Edward is still a hot pro-soccer player. Bella is still a badass. Originally Submitted for the FFF Comp.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,300 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 91 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
On the Double by MasenVixen reviews
It's Bella's first day on the job as a body double in the new Edward Masen film. First up? The sex scene...O/S for the Haiti Compilation. Rated M for lemons. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,631 - Reviews: 1160 - Favs: 3,881 - Follows: 1,140 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
One Night by EmilyMarie15 reviews
Dear one-night stand,I just realized I left my favorite bra on your floor. Sincerely, awkward phone call. -Bella doesn't always remember things, especially when she's drunk. AH. One Shot. Lemon-ish. M. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,552 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Floaters And Sinkers by RealLoveContest reviews
It's important to make a good first impression. But when you have an amorous, cockblocking dog, a nosy neighbor, and a boat that refuses to float, a good first impression is hard to come by.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,243 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Shopaholic by DiedInYourEyes reviews
I laugh at the pure bliss I am feeling right now, and I laugh because I can't quite believe I have this amazing man in my life and that he is mine. Mine. AH. ExB. Rated M for reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,505 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Fighting Temptation by Dobber17 reviews
All human. Bella and Edward are friends and they go to a basketball clinic in Seattle for 2 weeks and Bella is sharing a hotel room with Edward, Mike and Tyler. What happens? Truth or dare, streaking, injuries, jealously, and Bella and Edward get closer.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 73,441 - Reviews: 3254 - Favs: 2,026 - Follows: 1,259 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Complete
Deceitful Taboos by LyricalKris reviews
It was love at first sight. He made her heart flutter. She took his breath away. It was a match made in heaven... with one exception - he thought she was his cousin.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 48,812 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Facebook Friends by GreenPuma reviews
Bella is shocked when her sexy but standoffish lab partner, Edward, friends her on Facebook. Will Alice, convince her to accept Edward's friend request? Or will she write it off as a prank of the conceited, spoiled rich kid she knows him to be?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 78,603 - Reviews: 3554 - Favs: 4,448 - Follows: 3,360 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The One that got Away by WellMadeMistake reviews
Isabella struggled to make a name for herself as a sports reporter. Edward worked hard to make it to the professional level. But along the way they fell. One-Shot for Smut Monday.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,977 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
CCCCCCullen Face muh muh muh muh by vampyrechica reviews
Bella Swan is a waitress at a casino. What will happen when she meets Edward Cullen, a poker player? One-shot ;
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,815 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
SORRY Mr Cullen by mstar816 reviews
ONE SHOT.Isabella Swan has been a naughty student,wearing skimpy clothes and submitting incomplete assignments.Edward Cullen,her professor,is frustrated by her irresponsible attitude and his lack of control around her.A man can have only so much control.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,768 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Merry Textmas by DH78 reviews
Bella is forced to tackle the crowds on Black Friday with her best friend, Angela. Can a random text message from a wrong number change the course of her day and her life? Banter galore! AH. VOTER'S CHOICE WINNER for the Naughty & Nice Holiday Contest!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,038 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 2,339 - Follows: 966 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
She's a Knockout by Heykekeniceshot reviews
Bella is awkward and a nerd and is trying to make peace with that. Alice sets her up on a blind date of sorts with Edward. He won't know what hit him. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,176 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Love Is On the Air by cosmoandmarvar reviews
Bella and Edward are successful in their professional lives…but can they be as lucky in love? Co-starring Zac Efron. Rated M for dirty language and Zefron's abs.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,897 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 47 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Complete
His Word is Good by jadedandboring reviews
Bella's friends are convinced Edward isn't faithful to her because he's always on the road. What will it take to prove to them he always has been, and always will be, true to Bella?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,180 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It's Christmas by TheOneAndOnlyBellaCullen reviews
It's Christmas Eve and Bella Swan is enjoying her last minute shopping, until she see's a homeless man in trouble. She insists on helping him, giving him some money and a place to sleep... After all, it's Christmas... But, is the man all he seems? O/S AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,054 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 41 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Living Masterpiece by readingmama reviews
FicAwesome Gift Exchange Gift for Psyche001 A young eccentric painter finds a strange new shop which leads him to a set of paints that are more lifelike than he expects. All 5 chapters will post today.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,454 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Coffee, Cars, and Copy Rooms by Sunsetwing reviews
This fic is a gift for AcrossTheSkyInStars. Bella's day goes from bad to worse as she realizes the bane of her morning commute is her newest client.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,811 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Coffee, Crumb Cake and Confessions by secamimom reviews
Edward watches her daily from afar, never having the nerve to speak to her. What will happen when she decides to make a move? OS Soundtrack entry, ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,069 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
What's a Love Story Without Mishaps, Right? by TwistingTwilight reviews
Bella is the daughter of a New York fashion designer, but trying to make a name for herself as an author. When she meets cameraman Edward, their attraction is undeniable. But both aren't who they seem... What's a love story without mishaps? LEMONS O/S
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,022 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 38 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Scarlet by archer24 reviews
Bella is the greatest thief the world's never seen; she is only recognized by her scarlet calling card. Edward is FBI, and has been able to catch every criminal he's come across. Little do they know, they are both about to meet their match. AH, OOC, AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 147,185 - Reviews: 6867 - Favs: 4,508 - Follows: 2,409 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
To The Moon and Back by MandyLeigh87 reviews
When I took a job as a tour guide at the Kennedy Space Center I didn't expect to meet him. Astronaut Edward Cullen aka the "youngest and best looking one in NASA"...his words, not mine. Houston we have a problem.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,999 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 121 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It's You by Sparkly Jul reviews
Who knew running in the park could be so hot?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,321 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Seated in the Sky by LoveIsInTheAirContest reviews
BPOV. Insecure, awkward, funnel cake freak Bella is hopeless around the opposite sex. Will a mishap at the fair get her to unclench long enough to enjoy herself around a handsome stranger? AU, AH, M for language & lemony stuff
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,900 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Is Something Wrong, Officer Cullen? by Ms. Jessica Cullen reviews
"Didn't you learn in Driver's Ed that steering with your foot, getting dressed while driving, talking on your phone, and letting it fly out of the car, weren't good ideas?" Watch Officer Cullen will have to give Bella some lemony justice. For Lauren!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,647 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 51 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Baggage Claim by Sparkly Jul reviews
Bella and the girls are off to the Bahamas for two weeks of sun, sand and cocktails. One small mix up with her baggage... and who knows who she might meet!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 81,053 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Conversations Over Coffee by cosmogirl7481 reviews
Conversations over coffee. Sometimes when you meet "the one," falling is easy – as simple as talking. Effortless. You just have to find the words. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,512 - Reviews: 1904 - Favs: 1,507 - Follows: 864 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Concert Corruption by Deepredruby reviews
For Sexy Edward Contest by Jayeliwood. Bad boy Edward Cullen has a plan to corrupt the innocent Bella Swan. But what about this other side of her that no one knows about?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,894 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Exes and Ohs by Brain in the Gutter reviews
When social worker, Bella Swan takes a possible abuse call, the last thing she expected to see is the hunky doctor whom she's been secretly panting over to be the one to answer the door. Expanded from one shot Milk and Cookies. ExB AU AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 59,170 - Reviews: 1117 - Favs: 1,425 - Follows: 842 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Don't You Live Downstairs? by The Girl With The Umbrella reviews
"Hey, aren't you the guy that lives downstairs?" Bella, Alice and Rosalie are staying at their apartment during a hurricane. What will happen when the hot neighbors from downstairs need some help? How will the girls get along with these cute guys? AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,787 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just the beginning by LoveIsInTheAirContest reviews
Bella is about to embark on her first overseas flight. Due to mechanical difficulties, departure is delayed. And it's just the beginning. All human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,809 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Benefits of Flying First Class by LoveIsInTheAirContest reviews
Bella Swan luckily scores the last seat in first class on a flight to visit her family in Australia. She's not prepared for her gorgeous, bronze-haired seat mate and his magic fingers.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,869 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Sticky Situation by givemehotknives reviews
Written for the Fic-A-Pic contest. For Bella Swan, there's nothing worse than working the Hallmark Store the day before Valentine's Day. It's up to her boyfriend to convince her that the holiday's not all bad. Superfluffy one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,401 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Broken Date to Celebrate by FicFloveR reviews
ONE SHOT Bella is tired of waiting. A new lease on life and a case of mistaken identity lead to something unexpected. My first attempt at fanfic. It's rough, but it is what it is. M for language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,892 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Deck the Balls by Muse2MyMojo reviews
A flight home for Christmas turns into Edward Masen's worst nightmare when he gets stuck seated next to Bella Swan. Will their passion to piss each other off end in lumps of coal or lemons in their stockings? O/S written for SFFR 25 days of Christmas.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,281 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Because of a Spoon by Babypeach16 reviews
Bella isn't thrilled that Charlie decides to ship her off to Nerd Camp. When she meets Edward, though, she quickly changes her mind. Too bad they only have three weeks…Or do they?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,208 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Return of the King by A Cullen Wannabe reviews
When the body of a young girl is found, all signs point to convicted serial killer, Royce King, currently behind bars. FBI Agent Bella Swan and her team have to race against time to discern who the real killer is before time runs out.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,529 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cracks in the Crystal Ball by SydneyAlice reviews
A fortune teller promised Bella that she'd lose her heart to a green-eyed boy. Six years and two kids later, a husband and wife struggle to rekindle the passion they once shared. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,016 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 146 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Pact by BellaSunshine reviews
My one-shot entry for the Fic A Pic contest. High school best friends Edward and Bella failed at being more, but made a pact: If they're still single at 30, they'll get back together. Rated T for language. Won 3rd place. Thank you!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,892 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 39 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Mat by MandyLeigh87 reviews
Bella meets a mysterious and gorgeous Edward Cullen while doing her laundry late at night. They bond over their love of candy and a little old woman named Carmen. AH B/E 3 shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,925 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Password Protected: Only 98 Percent Effective by High Times Contest reviews
Dorky & slightly awkward intern, Edward, has a secret crush on the mysterious and aloof office tech girl, Bella. After an accidental encounter, a new routine evolves & soon Edward is opened to a world of stimulating possibilities. High Times Contest entry
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,188 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
You Scream, I Scream by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sometimes, competitions you didn't ever think you'd have lead to prizes you've always wanted to win. Written for the PostSecret Anon contest Prompt: My downstairs neighbor & I have screaming matches to see who is loudest. I usually win. Fluff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,942 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 148 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
XRayted Searches by LoveIsInTheAirContest reviews
Summary: Comedy with a slice of awkward lemon. We've got our Bella who is a little neurotic. Suffers from anxiety, may or may not be paranoid, a possible hypochondriac, traveling home for the holidays. Enter, sexy TSA Edward doing his job in security.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,489 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Speakeasy by OhPenelope5446 reviews
The new bartender in a 20's themed bar meets god-like man with fuckawesome arms and fuckawesome dick..Oh whatever shall she do? ; I suck at summaries.. Ok so its a smutty o/s written for coachlady1 bday!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,490 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Contact Sport by SweetDulcinea reviews
Soccer is Edward's life, so when his Division I playing career meets distraction in the form a sexy new trainer, his mind is in 100 different places. True feelings are exposed after a bad game & a locker room confrontation. i.e. sweaty, aggressive, & hot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,191 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Fruitcake by Wonderkin reviews
One-shot for the FML Contest. Poor Edward. His family thinks he's gay, and gives him a fruitcake at Christmas to symbolically let him know that they're okay with it. The trouble? He's straight. ExB. AH. Oh, boy. Link to the contest in the story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,123 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
What Are the Odds? by Missus T reviews
Best selling author Edward Cullen gets roped into being on The Bachelor. He feels a connection with a reluctant bachelorette on the first night, but what are the odds it will sustain itself until the final rose ceremony? Pick a Pic Entry
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,712 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 61 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Santa's Baby by LostDownTheRabbitHole reviews
Bella and Edward have seemingly hated each other for years. Edward's last stunt was the last straw in Bella's mind. She decides to get him back when they are forced to work together on the hospital's Christmas Ball. Can they play nice as Mr And Mrs Claus?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,428 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lessons by LostDownTheRabbitHole reviews
Bella and Edward have been madly in love with each other since the day they started working together. Since they work together, they have settled for being close friends. Now, Bella has a problem and Edward might be the only man who can help her solve it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,088 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
And A Crappy New Year by I'mConfuzzled reviews
"Why are you lying underneath me?" "Why are you lying on top of me?" Cute, sexy one-shot about what happens when Ed, B, Em, R, J and A are stuck inside due to snow on New Years Eve. Rated M because I'm paranoid. Happy New Year Everyone x
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,224 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Undercover by AnnaVamp reviews
Isabella Swan & Emmett McCarthy are two deadly agents. They go undercover in Forks HighSchool to prove that a teacher is a pedophile that assaulted many students. What will happen in that school? Who will they meet? Cullen family. They are teachers. / AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 84,548 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Day I met Alice's brother by SusanCullen reviews
Alice has a soccer player brother who always has a new girl. Alice wants her brother to have one girl. Alice gets her brother to come to her soccer game to try and make him fall for bella. Will bella fall for him or see his player ways? Completed :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,740 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Homeless Christmas Eve by mostly a lurker reviews
Bella finds herself in a position she'd never dreamed of - homeless and panhandling with her daughter on a street corner praying for a miracle on Christmas Eve. Will her prayer be answered? AH, ExB. A little holiday gift to you all.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,493 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 45 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Christmas Stalkings by quietruby reviews
The lives of two strangers intersect in one packed mall on a very magical Christmas Eve. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,275 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 123 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Winter Birds by stella luna sky reviews
How far would a man go for love? Far enough to get his shoes peed on by his girlfriend's dog. A story about stalking, courage, snow, warm sheets, new love, and Christmas's little miracles. AH/M. One shot written for FGB & randommama.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,391 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 80 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
English Class by SexPixxi reviews
English class. Edward as Bella's teacher. You get the idea. Read it and review. It's sexy. One shot. AH. Characters are Stephanie Meyers.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,532 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
La Bella Ragazza Di Caffè by Stephaniiie reviews
Bella is British musician Edward's biggest fan. So when he stumbles across the cafe she owns – the one that is named after one of his songs and is virtually a shrine to his very existence – sparks are sure to fly. Just a random, fluffy two-shot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,896 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pickpocket by MandyLeigh87 reviews
One Shot for the Fandom for Preemies. Bella thrives on slipping money, wallets and jewels from people but what happens when she messes with the wrong guy? Rated M B/E AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,999 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 156 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Of hate and puppydogeyes by KMK123 reviews
Edward and Bella hate each other. Edward is the popular jock and Bella the bookworm. But when they meet to a concert everything seems to change - fast. One-shot All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Deck the Balls A Tale of Holiday Lovin' by SweetPoeticJustice reviews
A flight home for Christmas turns into Edward Masen's worst nightmare when he gets stuck seated next to Bella Swan. Will their passion to piss each other off end in lumps of coal or lemons in their stockings? O/S written for SFFR 25 days of Christmas
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,295 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
How to Enjoy the Holidays by Sierra Sitruc reviews
During a raging holiday party, a storm strikes and the lights go out. Fumbling through an unfamiliar, pitch black house, Bella bumps into a tempting stranger in the dark…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,686 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dare by TCD reviews
Bella and Alice are new friends. They decide to get to know each other better through truth or dare. However, when Bella chooses dare fate – or rather Alice – brings Bella and Edward together in an untraditional way. Fluffy one shot. BxE. Rated T. AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,636 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Overdue by Duchess Michelle reviews
Bella Swan is the new librarian at Forks High. It's the last day of school before the Christmas holiday and most students have turned in their books, except for Mr. Popular Edward Cullen. What happens when Bella calls him into her office?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,087 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How HoboJoe Stole Christmas by BabyItsColdOutsideContest reviews
Bella goes home for Christmas to find a homeless man in her bed. ENTRY for the Baby It's Cold Outside O/S Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,448 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 37 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wicked Gypsy by opal aline reviews
Bella is dragged to a renaissance fair - in costume. She is less than thrilled with her predicament until a certain green-eyed man makes her day infinitely more interesting.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,555 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Forever and Ever by theladyingrey42 reviews
Edward has been Bella's best friend since kindergarten, and so far he's made good on his promise to always do everything with her. But now that they're older, she finds herself wanting more. Can "forever" as just friends be enough? For The Cherry Exchange
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,318 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 1,117 - Follows: 213 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Remember Me by IsaKassees reviews
"If I only got one day a year, I would make it count." One secret tree, one magic sunset, one chance to make a wish. Childhood sweethearts turned penpals, they grow up together and apart, falling in like, lust and love. E B, OOC, AH, A/J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,534 - Reviews: 4518 - Favs: 2,657 - Follows: 1,352 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Wimbledon Affair by sue4442 reviews
Edward Cullen is coming to the end of his pro tennis career and is playing at Wimbledon, Bella Swan is currently the number 1 in the womans divison with quite a few years to go, their paths cross and romance blossoms...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,320 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Labs and Duties by klausality reviews
He was a thirty two year old Biology teacher who had a bargain with a twenty eight year old English teacher concerning lab reports and cafeteria duty.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,185 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Confidence Man by OhMyWord reviews
"The target is Isabella Swan, fellow graduate student. Came into a fortune when her mother died, she doesn't seem to care to do anything with it. Quiet, shy, just waiting for The One. I'll be everything she wants me to be."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 29 - Words: 94,558 - Reviews: 2626 - Favs: 2,515 - Follows: 1,629 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Molto Bella by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
Bella is an up-and-coming chef and Edward is a persnickety restaurant reviewer with an axe to grind. Watch out! Things get pretty hot in the kitchen!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,821 - Reviews: 1300 - Favs: 1,463 - Follows: 639 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Going Local by the-glory-days reviews
Edward Cullen thinks he is all alone on the train ride home from work, but a curious stranger interrupts his impromptu concert. One-Shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,354 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 76 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Jingle Bella All the Way OS by xSirenSongx reviews
After 4 years of dating and 4 years of dodging around the main issues of their relationship, Bella snaps. Is this a good or bad thing for Edward? Starts out nice but don't be fooled. Edward's PoV, AU, AH Naughty entry for the 'Naught Nice Holiday Contest'
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,691 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Mistletoe Christmas by verycaren reviews
Oneshot. Christmas with or without a mistletoe will always be magical. Edward, Bella and the rest of the group get snowed in inside the Cullen house. Funny, fluff. R&R, All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,224 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Born Again by WeLoveEdwardCullen reviews
Bella Swan was always bullied by Edward Cullen and his 'popular crowd'. When Renee and Charlie get a divorce, Renee drags Bella to Florida, away from them and her best friend Alice. Now she's back, she's sassier and she's sexier. All Human. Review please.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,011 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It Happened One Weekend by xXKiwiCullenXx reviews
Edward is the rich new kid in town, w/ a troubled past & stuck up parents. Bella is the neglected daughter of the towns Police Chief, who is used & abused by her older sister, Rosalie. Can E&B right the wrongs in each others lives in 1 w/e? Lemons, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,262 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Olive Juice by SarahCullen17 reviews
Because even Domward loves a little feisty disobedience. A BDSM comedy involving graphic lemons and one delicious spanking. This is not your typical D/s story, because here the characters actually laugh and tease. A lemony-sweet one-shot, rated M! AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,779 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 44 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Masquerade by BellaSunshine reviews
One-shot. Bella goes to a Halloween masquerade party, where she meets a tall, dark stranger... Rated M for language and a lemon. AU-Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 34 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Importance of Being Edward by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Bella Swan knows she kissed a boy last night named Edward. Problem is, she can't remember much more than that. When she goes looking for him, she finds out Edward is not as rare of a name as she would like.AH, Edward/Bella/…Edward Fluff fluff fluff.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,107 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 112 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Lucky 13 by itsjustme1217 reviews
Nerdy Edward has always had trouble with girls and has yet to lose his virginity. His brother, Emmett, decides he just needs to date more in order to find the right woman for him. AU/AH My Entry for The Cherry Exchange Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,882 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A night of surprises by EdwardsUnderMyBed reviews
Its halloween and Bella is going out with the girls. What will happen when she meets a sexy married man at the club. Will they be faithful to there others or will the freaks come out to play on a halloween night. One-shot. Rated M for lemons and language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,471 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Someday by A Cullen Wannabe reviews
Social reject Bella Swan finds her whole life changing before her eyes after her first encounter with the cute boy at the Concrete Canal. Three years later, she shows her uppity classmates that she's so much more than they ever thought possible.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,581 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 104 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blind Date One Shot by eles reviews
Bella agrees, against her better judgment, to go on a date with her friend Alice's co-worker's brother. After some coaxing from Alice and one sexy dress, Bella makes it to the restaurant. Watch the sparks fly.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,691 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Quenching My Thirst by AgoodWITCH reviews
After a new beverage tax is imposed on New York State, Bella is forced to stretch her pitiful college budget to the max, until she meets a stranger who is looking for a home cooked meal. Hilarity ensues. Complete
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blinded by Beauty by TwiLucy-UK reviews
Bella & Edward, a blind double date with the wrong person. Will they get together? One Shot, Canon pairings, Rated M for language & lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,465 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Provocative Bella by temptingbella reviews
O/S. Bella's been naughty. Can the nerdy IT Tech that works in her office teach her a lesson?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,996 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Beach Boy by PaigeyD93 reviews
A birthday present for my aswesome beta. Edward meets a brown eyed beauty at the beach on a hot day in jacksonville florida. Does anything come of them? Read and find out! Rated M for a lemon. R&R please!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,301 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
PickUp Lines and Comebacks by HinaHyuga reviews
For every pickup line she had a comeback, but at the end he still got to her heart.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Flag Me Down by Blue-Collarward Contest reviews
Bella is striving to succeed at her new job, but her efforts are complicated by one cocky, drop-dead gorgeous road construction worker who seems determined to make her late for work.e
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,249 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Madonna, Metal, & Molly Ringwald Movies by TKegl reviews
It's the 80's. Bella's a head-banging Rocker with a soft spot for Molly Ringwald. Edward's a preppy Jock with a soft spot for Bella. They're from two different worlds... can their romance survive?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,031 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 103 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Thank you Alice! by nosserate reviews
Alice decides yo help Bella with Bella's crush on Edward. Bella thougth Edward didn't know. Alice was supposed to try to set Edward and Bella up for Edward. Edward thought Bella didn't know. Alice is quite a matchmaker. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,236 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Clean with a Side of Dirty by Blue-Collarward Contest reviews
Life sucks for rich boy Edward Cullen when he is forced to earn a living the hard way, working as a janitor at Forks High School. Can the new English teacher, Miss Swan, be the one to bring a little excitement back into his life?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,812 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Tricks of the Trade by Blue-Collarward Contest reviews
Bella Swan needs a plumber. She also needs a new man in her life. Can Edward Cullen, of Cullen Plumbing Services, help her fix both these problems?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,082 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Friend Boy by Teeny Tiny Twilight reviews
As if starting a new school away from her friends and family isn't enough, she has nuisance/captain of the football team Edward interested in her. “Hello, I’m Edward Cullen.” She took my hand, shaking it, “I’m not interested.”AH/AU Bella has better balanc
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 167,260 - Reviews: 2890 - Favs: 4,074 - Follows: 1,447 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Redefining Success by Blue-Collarward Contest reviews
Edward is a janitor at Swan Publishing. Bella is the owner and CEO. Can Bella get past the fact Edward is stuck in a blue-collar job?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,379 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Seeing Their Future by kikikinz reviews
Alice, a successful Life Coach, has her work cut out for her with her two newest clients. Can she help ready them for the spotlight, as well as push them in the direction of each other? Will the cute lawyer she meets allow her to open up as well?AH/lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 102,516 - Reviews: 859 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Love in an Elevator by OhPenelope5446 reviews
Bella had a bad day and Edward is there to make it better. Smutty O/S written for Cherieblossum's birthday!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,377 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dance with Me by tinaababy reviews
A major league baseball player with a bad rep needs to clean his image. He signs on to do a reality dance show. Will he clean his image and have the right kind of chemistry with his partner? AU & AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 115,096 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 957 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hanging in the Balance by Blue-Collarward Contest reviews
Edward Cullen washes windows after hours. What starts out as harmless fantasizing about the woman he usually just admires from afar turns into more than he expected. And then some. BxE AH Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,898 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Happiest Place on Earth by the-glory-days reviews
When Bella finds out her boyfriend is cheating on her, she goes to the one person she can talk to, Edward. He decides that Bella needs to get away for a few days, and he suggests a mini-road trip to 'The Happiest Place on Earth.' One-Shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,718 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 46 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Port Angeles Players by WriteOnTime reviews
New in the town of Forks and eager to please her boss at the university, Bella auditions for a local production of Shakespeare's "Much Ado About Nothing". Her co-star is a handsome but confusing local doctor. Curtains-up on love. AH canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 170,459 - Reviews: 4535 - Favs: 3,707 - Follows: 1,527 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Crossette and Chrysanthemum by WriteOnTime reviews
Desperate for a date to the company Fourth of July party, Bella asks the stuffy guy in the next office suite to accompany her. Uptight Edward finds some independence from his rules at the bottom of a plastic cup.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,504 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 66 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Complete
Taste Test by contagiously reviews
For the Sake of OJWard contest O/S. After a late night of drinking, Edward and Bella stop off to buy some necessities: condoms, pizza rolls and orange juice. AH. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,609 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Secret's in the Sauce by seevousplay reviews
Jasper signs his baby sister, Bella, up for cooking classes along with his friend Edward. This changes things forever. FIRST PLACE in Lovin' in the Oven Contest. O/S AH. Complete
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,898 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Feed My Flame by Burrberry Bugsy reviews
Bella meets Edward at a carnival, immediately intrigued by his bad-boy exterior. They say never fight fire with fire or you'll end up burned. "Something's telling me you need a little bad in your life, Bella.." Bday present for IcelandGirl812! LEMON, BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,123 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 56 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Standing Ovations and IOUs by Stephaniiie reviews
Entry for pic is worth 1000 words. One-shot. AU/AH Chart-topping rivals Bella and Edward find that they can put their 'hatred' to good use; sometimes the best things in life are unplanned. Dirty but not explicit. I suppose you could call it lemon rind..
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,924 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Pulled Over by Officer Cullen by Beautiful Blood Red Roses reviews
On her way home from Forks High, Bella is pulled over by Officer Cullen. Is she going to get more than a ticket? Lemon and a REALLY funny ending! AH, OOC, Sexy Policeman Edward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,479 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 60 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
SAMPLE ENTRY Slavery of the Heart by Through the Veil of Time reviews
Bella is an untried pleasure slave given to Edward on his 18th birthday by his insistent father. Greek Togaward and Slave-girl Bella. AH, NC-17 for sex and adult themes.OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,179 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 72 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The New Teacher by L.A.91 reviews
One-shot. Bella has a new Human Biology teacher. When she gets caught doing something naughty what will Mr. Mason do? Rated M for Language and Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,544 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 71 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Yes Project by justaskalice reviews
A Fandom Gives Back oneshot for Legna989. Bella is sick of her lackluster love life, and Alice has the perfect solution.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,788 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 79 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Won't Let You Hold Me Down by Joss17 reviews
Rebel Bella wants nothing more than to escape the small, suffocating town of Forks. Edward is a cop who chose to stay with a hatred of rebellion. Edward arrest Bella in hopes of teaching her a lesson. What happens when she pushes back? Will it be love?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,319 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Up by kimpy reviews
Two complete strangers wait for the elevator every day, arriving and leaving at the same time. One day, the electricity goes out while the strangers are riding together, and they find novel ways to make the time fly by. FGB one-shot for AgoodWITCH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,879 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 80 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Free by Jen733 reviews
Bella and Edward have grown up together as best friends, but after a summer road trip before college, they find out that there may be something more to their relationship. AH/Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,571 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 83 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bring It On: All or Nothing by lexiecullen17 reviews
Cheerleading was Bella's entire life. Making it to Nationals was the last step. What happens when a mysterious young man appears to distract her from that goal? Will she put her heart into her cheering or let it take a new direction? PLOT BUNNY CONTEST.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,346 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 53 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Gotta Have You by Risbee reviews
PLOT BUNNY CONTEST ENTRY Setup on yet another blind date by his meddling parents, Edward can't wait for the night to end. That is until he runs into new waitress, Bella, and suddenly his night doesn't seem so bad. SECOND PLACE in the open vote!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,473 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Two in the Morning by enamors reviews
It's two in the morning and Edward Cullen has an exam tomorrow. He comes home exhausted and starving to find a stranger in his kitchen. Thankfully, there are pancakes. Strange and wonderful things can happen in the middle of the night. AH/Fluff. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,981 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 1,414 - Follows: 235 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hole in One by bebe86 reviews
Bella is surprised by her birthday present from Charlie-a pass to a local golf tournament. Not only does she dislike sports, but golf had to be the least sexy of all the sports, didn't it? That's what she thought, until she met met Golfward! E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,395 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Way the Cookie Crumbles by Lovin In The Oven Contest reviews
Every baker has a little magic inside.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,479 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You're My Best Friend by mytears4ursmile reviews
Bella and Edward have been best friends since they were five and have been through everything together. When one of the gets married will true feelings come out?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,134 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Strip Search by bellabee66 reviews
AH Officer Masen is the newest addition to the Forks Police Dept. He's been warned about the Chief's daughter. He finds himself pulling her over for speeding. Just how far will Bella go to get out of a ticket? Yummy goodness with twist of LEMON!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,400 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 70 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sexy, Hippy Superhero Savior by Luvtwismut reviews
One shot, AH, 1st fanfic for The Superhero Contest. Bella has a close encounter with a bounce house and a sexy Spiderman while attending a festival. There are sparks, some fluff and snark. B & E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,253 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Summer Vacation to Remember by The-Rainbow-of-Imagination reviews
BFFs Alice,Bella & Rosalie are going on a trip to NYC before college.Little do they know their rivals Edward,Emmet & Jasper are also going to NYC.What happens when the girls & the boys keep bumping into eachother throughout the trip?All human.A,J E,B R,Em
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 55,790 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Complete
The Kings of Forks by ladyinblue6 reviews
Hockey is an emotional sport for the players and the fans. For TT25.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 39,334 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Handful Of Moments by MyToxicValentine reviews
One-shot. Bella and Edward meet in an elevator. Sparks fly and the tension is like a fire. He wants her, she wants him, but what will they do about Edward's clingy girlfriend? These 15 hours in an elevator will become the best 15 hours of their lives. EXB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,861 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Stealing Home by Nolebucgrl reviews
Edward Cullen is hot shot baseball player in a bit of a slump. Bella Swan is the girl that he couldn't have long ago and now she's his new owner and he can't have her again. Will he walk away or swing for the fences?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,278 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Finding Love on a Disastrous Road Trip by isabellsah cullen reviews
Entry for the 'Who's Line is it Anyway' Contest. Alice, Rosalie and Bella find love in the most unusual place – in the middle of their disastrous road trip! Is it really love or simply lust at first sight? BxE, EMxR, JxA. Lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,133 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Possessor Of My Heart by randommama reviews
Edward is the guy that's captured the famous singer, Bella's, heart,although he doesn't realize it yet.An emotionally charged night allows them both to finally confess that their hearts are in one another's possession.O/S entry for Obsession Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,059 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Championship Dates by MumblingSleeper reviews
Bella is set up on a blind date and they head to the NBA Finals.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,018 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Kissing Booth by Little-Girl-Lost19 reviews
"So what did my dad make me do? Sign up for a booth a the fair." When Bella is stuck in a small booth with a silent and mysterious Edward, things do not go as she thought they would. But hey, do they ever for Bella? Ocasional OCC, AH, AU, One Shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,936 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Gross Misunderstanding by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
Renesmee hears strange noises in her parent's bedroom and her young mind jumps to the worst possible conclusion. One-shot. I thought this was going to be funny, but it turned out more serious. Still cute fluff though. All human, AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 47 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Edward - Complete
Trippin' by katmom reviews
Nicknames, food fights, clumsiness and a crush. Could falling really bring a couple together? We'll see. O/S
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,999 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
To Catch A Thief by Must-Have-Books92 reviews
She was a worl-renowned thief. He was a FBI agent.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,603 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Flirting on the Runway by eeyoreluver reviews
Bella Swan is twenty one and a Victoria's Secret model. Life is good but gets even better when she sees a certain guy with green eyes in the audience. EdwardxBella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 131,724 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 1,294 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Crumbling Castles by Lucky Clarion reviews
What happens when the perfect fairytale life you had planned for and expected is light years away from reality? A cynical, judgmental and embittered Bella copes with her day-to-day by fantasizing about her favorite green-eyed customer. AH/AU One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,805 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Train Ride to Euphoria by HollywoodTwore reviews
Bella is on a train to Forks just as night is falling. When handsome stranger Edward comes along, will she stay shy and innocent or indulge in a midnight rendezvous? E/B, One Shot, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,929 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Undertow by SpecialK199 reviews
Bella likes her life the way things are, especially her morning swims at the beach. What she doesn't bet on is a few elderly matchmakers, a cunning waitress, a handsome Good Samaritan and a sea that always provides ...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,439 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 50 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Locked In by Shy.Mouse reviews
"..here I am locked in the attic surrounded by dusty furniture and boxes filled with who knows what. What's more wonderful is the fact that I don't live here." All Bella had to do was get some albums for Alice. Simple right? Nope it ain't!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,158 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love is in the air by Young-Whippersnapper reviews
Successful pilot, Edward Cullen, said he never, ever wanted to get married. But a certain brown-eyed flight attendant may change the way he feels about that. Contains Abercrombie models, toilet conversations and gratuitous drink throwing. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,373 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Autograph Signing by readingmama reviews
Bella prepares for the moment she has been waiting years for. An autograph signing of her favorite actor is just the setting to make her real dreams come true.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,762 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 41 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Broken Strings by stella luna sky reviews
Bella Swan goes to a local bar to watch a band for her media class. She doesn't expect to be moved by the voice - much less the man behind the voice. She only has two weeks with him, and choosing wisely has never been her forte. M for... you know.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,032 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 179 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Complete
Sand, Surf and Sex by Wanderlust-Within reviews
Bella moves to Manhattan Beach when her mom dies in a car accident. When she moves into her dad's beach house she secretly admires the neighbours son, who secretly admires her too.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,285 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Put a Ring On It by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Edward keeps asking and Bella keeps saying the same thing. But he loves asking and well... she's starting to kind of like it, too. AH, B/E O/s for the Will You Marry Me contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,076 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 1,190 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blind Dates by tiffaninichole reviews
Bella's a homebody who wants to be left alone. Her friends set out to change that by convincing her into going on a blind date every Saturday, until she finds true love. She's about to find out just how shallow the dating pool really is...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,405 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What's Expected by LunaClipse reviews
One-shot. Edward's a masseur and Bella doesn't trust him alone with his clients. What will happen when an attractive blonde is seen leaving their apartment and Bella accuses him of cheating? Rated M for lemons. All human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Elites: Undercover Hacker by Crystal Stones reviews
oBella Swan hacks into the government’s computer system for a guy named Edward & finds herself in deep trouble. Accepting an offer to join a secret agency instead, she goes on a mission as an undercover model. Her partner? Turns out to be Edward himself!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,321 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Waiting Always Waiting by jennlynnfs reviews
Bella's home from college for the summer. Her step brother Seth and his friends hang out at their house. Bella is reluctant to take part in their high school antics, but discover it's not so bad especially with Edward Cullen around.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,379 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 183 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
At This Moment by SweetDulcinea reviews
FGB story for aRedi, prompted by Michael Buble's cover of "At This Moment" - It's the people we love the most who can truly break our hearts. How do we cope with that guilt? How do we move forward?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,463 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Salty Coffee tastes the Sweetest by moogledoodler reviews
Nervous for their 1st date, Edward orders salt for his coffee instead of sugar and this marked his forever with Bella. 40 years later, he gathers enough courage to tell her the truth about the salty coffee. "What's the taste of salty coffee?" "It's sweet"
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Story In Which Edward Shares A bed With Bella by Zosie reviews
Edward works by night, and sleeps by day. Bella sleeps by night and works by day. They both rent the same bedroom in Alice's apartment. Time sharing a bed between them. What could possibly go wrong? All human. One Shot. M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,758 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 79 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Clanking of Crystal by TFX by KeepersOfTheNaughtySparkle reviews
This was written for Purdeliz for the Twi-Fic Gift Exchange. After Edward spends the night with the girl of his dreams at a New Year's Masquerade Ball what lengths will he go through to find out who she is? Rated M for Potty Mouth, dirty minds & some lime
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,960 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Complete
The April Fool's Set Up by Sunsetwing reviews
Alice wants to play a prank on her twin, Edward, and she wants Bella to help her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,466 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
If You Love Something Oneshot by southerngirl915 reviews
Based on the saying "If you love something set it free.." Bella and Edward are best friends. She's in love with him and when he tells the family news of his engagement, she is heartbroken. Will he return to her or go on with it? Rated M for some language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,869 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
See you Soon by safariwriter reviews
Edward Cullen: A wanted man by the FBI, Bella Swan: Daughter of the Police Chief who is able to catch Cullen. Just one look and one statement leads to a night neither will ever be able to forget... Written for the Secrets and Lies Contest!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,865 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Cullen Education by kas90 reviews
30 years after BD, the Cullens move to New York. They begin school where their teacher is Mrs. Bella Cullen. What will happen when Em, Rose, Jasper, Alice, Nessie, Jake, and Edward are all in the room with one of their own instructing them?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,187 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Heart Belongs To You by SarahCullen037 reviews
Bella Swan: Loner, Rather read that hang out. Edward Cullen: Popular, Jock Who wont pick up a book. What happens when Bella is forced to tutor Edward, Can something special happen? -Being rewritten soon.-
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,237 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Falling for You by EnchantedSailorBella reviews
Yes, falling is embarrassing and painful. Falling into the arms of the hottest guy on campus, that's life altering. A/H fluff piece
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 62,965 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A New Heart To Break by ametz101 reviews
Bella goes to boarding school, Alice is her roomate, and Edward is a player. Bella's haunting past causes her not to trust Edward, but what if there is more to him? Will Bella be able to set aside her insecurities and take a chance with Edward? All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 49,095 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Zip It by EJ Santry reviews
Capitol Hill staffer, Edward, has been admiring a beautiful passenger on his morning commute on the Metro. When he finally gets close enough to talk to her, will it be the moment everything goes right or wrong? For the Awkward Contest. ExB. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,181 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bloody Hell by earthprincess4 reviews
*Oneshot entry for the AwkWard contest* Edward is the shy, new kid on the Summer baseball team in Forks. Bella has some embarrassing moments with him while he spends the weekend with her, her brother Jasper, and best friend Alice.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,228 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11375 - Favs: 10,776 - Follows: 5,710 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Then Came You by sshg316 reviews
Always a bridesmaid, never a bride. More like always the friend, never the girlfriend. The eternally unlucky Bella Swan is an unwitting matchmaker and a magnet for soul mates ... for everyone but herself. Fluff. AH. Edward/Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,565 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 45 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Salty Coffee by SeanEmma4Evr reviews
The gang skips school, enjoying the snow and one another. The day helps remind Bella why she loves Edward so much, quirks and all. For the Twilight Gift Exchange. AH, BPOV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,518 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ducky and Stick Go Camping, More or Less by SubtlePen reviews
Years of animosity, a group camping trip, two childish nicknames, and maybe something more. AH, BxE. One-Shot for AnnTastic23's birthday! MWAH!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,214 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love Among the Microbes by kimpy reviews
Can a lab geek ever find the woman of his dreams? Well, he may be able to find her, but can he convince her to go on a date? Dr. Cullen does his very best to win over Dr. Swan's heart. Gigglesnort Awards Judge's Choice Winner.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,694 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 73 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Operation: Merry Christmas by nicnicd reviews
When Bella, alone for Christmas, bumps into a shy and quiet coed outside of her dorm will her negative outlook on the Holidays change? My submission to the Twilight Gift Exchange on LJ.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,796 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Highest Bidder by Saiyachick reviews
Married vineyard owner Edward didn’t exactly know what he was getting into when he agreed to be part of his sister Alice’s charity benefit. Can he survive being auctioned off for a date with the highest bidder? Bidella/Wineward-:-Response to Haiti Relief
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,662 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 36 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Someone Special by hippogriff-tamer reviews
When Bella interviewed an elderly man for a class assignment, she never knew that it would lead her to finding friendship and love...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,542 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cash Only: OneShot for Haiti Relief by WriteOnTime reviews
College student Bella spends her day making change for commuters as a toll-booth collector on a NYC bridge. The kind of change she's made for smitten, Volvo-driving Edward, however, adds up to more than a few quarters. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,350 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 57 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Love in an Elevator by Isannah reviews
Valentine’s Day has never been kind to Bella and Edward. This one doesn’t seem to be any different until an unexpected turn of events forces them to see what they have been missing out on all these years. For My Valentine Contest - 2nd Place! Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,051 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 52 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Bella, Edward
Life Through a Lens by mouse555 reviews
A photographer enters a photo in to a competition. Will she be able to discover the reason behind his anguished eyes? AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,282 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hillwicke Academy by luvulotts reviews
Hillwicke Academy. The best private school in the Olympic Pennisula. Orderly and prestine. That is until Bella Swan arrives to teach English Literature and Sex Education. Will the student body and the old hags they have for teachers be able to take her?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 71,902 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Bella, Edward
Love on the Court by shutupgreenberg reviews
Basketball captain Edward Cullen is about to lose the biggest game of his life. When inspiration comes from the unlikeliest of sources, will it be enough to pull off a victory? One-shot. AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Love Remains The Same by JillMH reviews
Co authored by hopelessromantic09. Edward and Bella both came out of bad relationships. What happens when they meet on a 7 day Caribbean cruise? AH,Canon couples, slightly OOC, rated M for language and possible lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 92,870 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Daughter of Aro by Mrs Cullen for Life reviews
Bella is the daughter of Aro. she lives in Volterra with her Dad and uncles, Caius and Marcus. Then at a gathering she meets the Cullen's but one in particular, Edward. Will love blossom for Edward and Bella under the watchful eye of Aro? R & R Please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 86,377 - Reviews: 2115 - Favs: 1,494 - Follows: 702 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sold! by RealityShowJunky reviews
Edward is unwillingly dragged to Forks High's first annual date auction by his family and friends. But when the lovely new girl, Isabella Swan, is one of the auction 'items', he just may change his mind about the situation. Slightly fluffy one-shot. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,756 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 41 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Boycotting Valentine's Day by jennlynnfs reviews
Valentine's Day approaches, but Bella chooses to hang out with her best friend Alice. They decide to boycott Valentine's Day. Non-Valentine's Day activites are planned, including no boys. But, Alice's brothers, Edward and Emmett, don't count, right?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,051 - Reviews: 1189 - Favs: 1,307 - Follows: 671 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Getting the girl by karlaakamsloki reviews
“Oh Bella I’m so sorry, that wasn’t the way I wanted you to find out, and it’s not how I…” “Explain. Now.” I had no time for his ramblings. After making a deal with jock Edward Cullen, Bella will learn the meaning of the word lie.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,430 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Flirting Lessons by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH One Shot. “His voice was low and husky and delicious. “You can spill coffee on me whenever you want.” “I might take you up on that,” I said. “But your flirting is outrageously terrible.” "Do you want to teach me, then?"" Edward&Bella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,964 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 65 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hidden Love by Gokdeneyes123 reviews
When Bella Swan came to work for Ladies man, playboy Millionaire, CEO Edward Cullen, it seemed he had taken over her life. Expecting his new assistant to be at his command day and night.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 115,586 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 957 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Slip Down Memory Lane by SweetDulcinea reviews
Edward fell hard & fast for Bella, but his fight with her brother ended their relationship. When Bella falls hard & fast on the ice, a trip to the ER brings them back together. That is until an epic misunderstanding… FML Contest entry - ExB AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,343 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 43 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Thousand Ways to Say Yes by With a Burning Heart reviews
“I don't follow sports, I'm not into sports, this is just a job," I told Edward Cullen. "And I'm not into players of sports. I mean it."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,035 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Complete
How Soon Is Now? by AngryBadgerGirl reviews
MY ENTRY FOR NAUGHTYHEELS CONTEST. I just never got around to posting it here. Edward is an outcast determined to hate h.s. life, until one day a new girl changes his perception of what it means to need love and to give love. E/B, AH. M FOR 80s TEEN LEMON
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,231 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 58 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Bella, Edward
White Chocolate Lemon Cake by ForMyValentineTwilight reviews
Bella is tired of playing the game of love. She doesn’t want to get involved with anyone, but a coffee shop barista she’s known for years manages to pique her interest. Resistance is futile. Rated M for Lang. "2nd Annual For My Valentine" contest entry
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,339 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Carnival by A Little Distracted reviews
Bella gets talked into going to the carnival with her friends, even though she doesn't want to. She never expected things to turn out like this... Rated T, AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,378 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Giving My Whole Heart by With a Burning Heart reviews
Edward and Emmett Cullen are players on the U.S. Hockey team who bring their friends and fellow athletes together at the 2010 Olympics. What happens when an innocent Speed Skater from Phoenix with a past is thrown into the mix? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,351 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Complete
Best Game Ever by SweetDulcinea reviews
A few insistent friends force Bella and Edward to confront their mutual infatuation. Exactly how far will this game of Truth or Dare go? 3rd place Twi-High Anon Challenge - M for language - fluffy ExB - AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,010 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
All Because of A Reese's by Shai Butter reviews
“I will love you forever if you let me have that,” I said suddenly, surprising myself. Edward chuckled. “Is that a promise?” he teased...Forget about Alice, Edward is Bella's new college roommate. What will happen? Is love in the air? Full summary inside!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 56,131 - Reviews: 1745 - Favs: 1,041 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cell Mates by lexiecullen17 reviews
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!" Straight-laced-Bella's bachelorette weekend in Vegas gets a wee bit out of hand. Entry for the FML Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,010 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 53 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pickup Line Hookup by RiverClan's Brambleheart reviews
Bella and Edward meet in a bar. Unknown to Edward, Bella is playing a game, set up by Alice. How will the night end? All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sold, Sight Unseen by quothme reviews
The odds of him dialing her phone number are 3,720 to 1. Yet he does. Their chance conversation leads to something more. Something silly, then serious and a little scary. But in a good way. AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,130 - Reviews: 1496 - Favs: 2,835 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Of Literature and Lollipops by Strae reviews
A lollipop, a library, Mr. Cullen, librarian Bella, and a desk... Sometimes you have to be a little naughty to get something nice. Strae and Lou-La O/S Collaboration. Rated M for language and LEMONS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,313 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Cambridge Prep by teamedward-ftw reviews
Boarding school to the rich and famous - love, sex & drama! They all have problems, will they be solved when they end up in Europe! Story better than summary! Canon/OOC/AH/Rated M for language & later chapters. ON HAITUS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,989 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Edward, Bella
Gravity by coldplaywhore reviews
What happens when Edward, a handsome bartender, offers Bella a shoulder to cry on after a rough day at work and discovers they have more in common than they thought? For SassyK. Fandom Gives Back One-Shot. Rated M for dirty dirty things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,209 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 148 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Edward, Bella
Somebody by chloey24 reviews
Have you ever felt like throwing the towel in on your love life? Edward Cullen sure has. Now thanks to a random encounter with a quiet waitress he has a new vigour and may just end up finding the love his life.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,098 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
First Time Caller by bellamarie117 reviews
Bella is a grad student moonlighting as an 'Adult Phone Entertainer'. One night she gets a call she'll never forget. Fluffy O/S, BxE, AH. Rated M for language and adult situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,505 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 863 - Follows: 303 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Carlisle's Diner by iimagiinatiion reviews
Bella is being set up on blind dates at Carlisle's Diner where Edward happens to work. As she goes through the dates, she starts falling for someone unexpected. Who? Read to find out!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,283 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Elevators, Strangers and Surprises by AMayes reviews
Bella's elevator ride with a gorgeous stranger becomes charged when the lift breaks down. Things become complicated when she discovers the stranger is her to-be boss, Edward Cullen. Originally written for the Make It Count contest. Now extended!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 73,787 - Reviews: 1160 - Favs: 1,595 - Follows: 811 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
IF BELLA YES by mothlights reviews
It's 1977, and aspiring programmer Edward Cullen walks into Vinyl Frontier to find that the woman in the record shop is his seventh grade crush – the impulsive and incomparable Bella Swan. AH Fluff Geekward - COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,933 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Screw the Eggnog, Pass me the Mistletoe by Donut Magnet reviews
Bella finds herself cursed with being alone every Christmas, having to fend off the matchmaking efforts of her best friend. What happens when she finds she has been set up once again - fireworks or a complete fizzle? A/H. Lemons. AGUtM one-shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,652 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Number 135 by Apocalypse's Archer of Bubbles reviews
Bella is dragged to Wal-Mart and forced to do something off the list of 333 ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart. When she ends up kissing a handsome stranger, she doesn't think she'll ever see him again. But fate can suprise you...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,893 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cheerleading Isn't So Easy by Twilightx28 reviews
Alice & Rose are Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders & Bella is their best friend.While Alice and Rose have their eyes on Jasper and Emmett. Bella likes Edward Cullen,the sexy football player.But he is hiding something he doesnt want anyone to know.BxE/Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,292 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Christmas Surprise by Jayeliwood reviews
Dr. Masen would much rather be drinking at the party but instead he's playing Santa Claus. Things beginning to look up when a beautiful nurse sits on his lap and tells him what a naughty girl she's been. AH, Holiday-Lemons, co-written with Nollie Marie
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,504 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Control by eclipsedawn reviews
While enjoying a family bonfire, Bella treats Edward to a leather wrapped surprise. A one-shot written for the Support Stacie Auction. I do not own Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,887 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Christmas Eve at the Mall by Diana Isabella Swan reviews
A story of Bella spending Christmas Eve shopping at the mall with Alice. Everything is normal until they bump into Jasper and Edward, then it becomes a day to remember. And for Bella, so is Christmas Day.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,195 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Secret Santa by CrazyDaisyDaisy reviews
It's the last day of school before Christmas break, and the Seinors are doing 'Secret Santa'. So what happens when Bella recieves a beautiful gift from Mr. Unknown? And where has she seen the jewel before? B/E OOC Very fluffy one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,621 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 44 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Christmas Party Miracle by JackBadJuJu reviews
Edward has known Bella for 6mths now & is completely in love with her, but she doesn't seem to feel the same. Will a Christmas party they both don't want to be at push them into admitting their love? EdwardPOV. One-shot. Lemon. AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,758 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Christmas Eve Endeavours by assonance-asphyxiation reviews
One-Shot. Bella Swan doesn't like Christmas Shopping. Edward Cullen doesn't mind being her shopping partner. Especially when mistletoe is involved... AU, AH. Written for the festive season!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,313 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Damn Shrinks by Nostrangerthanfiction reviews
AU AH - When Bella finds Edward cheating on her, they wind up in counseling. Not all is as it seems though. EXB Rated M for language and citrus.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Gesture Me Home by Teeny Tiny Twilight reviews
A one shot. if requested, it will turn into a lemony two shot. Bella, planning to unwind at a bar, meets Edward. An All hhuman Edward and Bella love bit. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,645 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Don't Stop Believin' by k8tlynnlee reviews
Alice and Jasper set Bella up on a Blind Date with Jasper's room mate from college, Edward. Bella doesn't want to go because she knows that some how she'll manage to embarrass herself. Let's see how the story plays out. Reviews are greatly appreciated.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,275 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/19/2009 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Always remember by just-a-crazyfanpire reviews
AH/AU Location: Seattle. Ingredients: a hot guy, lots and lots of cocktails, a comfortable bed and sex. Result: a baby. What will do Bella when she finds out she’s pregnant? Rated M, just in case.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 92,805 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Secrets and Santas by stella luna sky reviews
When Bella is assigned quiet Edward Masen for her secret Santa, she has no clue what to get him. The plan: get to know him. The outcome: what she could have never anticipated. One-shot written for ohthosecullenboys and Fandom Gives Back. rated for lang.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,297 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 1,040 - Follows: 183 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Let the Games Begin by ashley2707 reviews
A competition in school to raise money for charity becomes a battle of the sexes and to top it all off, Bella is writing an anonymous column which turns into her own personal battle against her male counterpart. All human.Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,786 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Bella - Complete
A Grocery Encounter by Wooden Tulips reviews
Bella's roommate Rose drags her out grocery shopping one cold winter night.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 47,068 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Christmas Coffee by iimagiinatiion reviews
It's a few days before Christmas, and Bella is an employee at at cafe. She spills one of the customer's coffee orders and Edward offers to pay for it. AU Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Last Night in Paris by Bridal Style reviews
A chance meeting while on her High School senior trip to leads to the night of a lifetime for Bella. AU-Human ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,994 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dog Days by SweetDulcinea reviews
A birthday gift for keepingupwiththekids - Bella loves dogs, and they love her right back. Maybe a little too much. Crackfic? Yeah, let's go with that...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,031 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Deforestation by SweetDulcinea reviews
A drabble for edwardsbrunette2 from the FGB auction - Edward & Bella go hunting, have a little fun, and discuss nature conservation. AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Incomplete by readingmama reviews
Pastor Swan visits a man on death row only to find more than she bargained for. **Tissue warning** as requested.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,918 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dreams by dolcevida7 reviews
Edward and Bella have been friends since birth, and nothing more. After 20 years of friendship, one night in bed could change their relationship forever. All human, EPOV, Sweet Lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,610 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Recess by Juze reviews
Recess is the favorite time of day for kindergarten teacher Bella Swan...because that is when she gets to see him. Who is that jogger who keeps running past the school every day? Pure fluff. Now complete.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,941 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Let's Dance by xXx.La.tua.cantante.xXx reviews
Edward is the school geek forced into a bet by the school bullies to ask Bella Swan to go to the Winter Ball with him. Will she say yes and go with him, or will other things like confidence get in the way? one-shot for the googleward challenge. EXB.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,386 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Three Dates by Wooden Tulips reviews
Sometimes it takes more than one look to see what you've got. AH/AU M for language and lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,078 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Coming into Being by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU/AH. The evolution of a relationship, from the first day of kindergarten to coming of age.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,898 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 80 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Masen and Swan: Good Times in the Big Easy by Gleena reviews
Masen and Swan help the New Orleans PD investigate a series of unusual killings involving voodoo and red-haired men. Things get a little sticky when Masen goes undercover, and it's not because of the humidity. Collaboration by Gleena and ebhg.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,604 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Edward, Bella
Butterscotch and Butterflies by Dobber17 reviews
Written for "When Love was New" Contest. Bella works at an ice cream parlour and lives a life that constantly leaves her in problematic situations. Edward Masen, fireman and regular customer at Bella's work, seems like the perfect candidate to help out. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,884 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 68 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Home Run by jadedandboring reviews
All Human - Bella is a sports writer living & working in DC. Edward works for the baseball team she covers on her sports beat. Chance meeting, tossed together for work. M for language & future lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,058 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Danke Schoen by kimpy reviews
Geeky Edward Cullen meets shy Bella Swan in 9th grade biology lab. When best friends fall in love, can it ever really work? Finalist in the NaughtyHeels '80s contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,354 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 41 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Therapy Sessions by Jayeliwood reviews
Bella has a doctor's appointment for a rather embarrassing reason. Will Therapy help? Halloween one shot to celebrate! Happy Halloween everyone!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,889 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 91 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Faking It by spanglemaker9 reviews
Half of Hollywood's most famous couples are faking it. That's how Bella Swan's publicist convinces her to pretend to date troubled Hollywood bad boy Edward Cullen. And she'll do anything for her band and her music.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 144,679 - Reviews: 5637 - Favs: 8,983 - Follows: 3,010 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tutto mio cuore Per sempre by persempretj reviews
Bella is picking up the pieces after her boyfriend Jake chooses to disappear, shattering her heart. She meets a random stranger at a coffee shop. Will she find real love and true hope for the first time? All human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 44,817 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
With Your Kiss by Sic Et Non reviews
Can one kiss change your life? At their school’s annual carnival one perfect kiss is about to change two lives for the better. One-shot fluff.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,755 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Looking Into Your Eyes by poisonedbirth reviews
Bella likes Edward. Edward's never met Bella, he's the most wanted boy in school. But what happens when they meet under the ball at a Masquerade Ball? BxE. All human. Give it a shot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,849 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Complete
Hear, Say by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
New girl Bella moves to Forks, is spun in circles by mysterious Edward Cullen, and has seventeen conversations that change her life. Some people are all talk. One-shot AH E/B.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,674 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 102 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Small Town Girls and Hollywood Boys by x.this.hostage.stuff.is.fun.x reviews
Rose, Alice and Bella, are best friends from Forks. Emmett, Jasper and Edward are famous musicians, in a popular boy band. What happens when they hold an audition for a female singer to join their group in Califonia? AH/AU/A bit OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,059 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 11/10/2008
Fortune Cookies by voi ch'intrate reviews
Fortune cookie says: 'The one you love is closer than you think'...or is it? For one college student and one new doctor it just may be. AU AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 54,893 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Punish Me by jasperohHALEyeah reviews
Bella has been such a bad girl that she has to go see Principal Cullen. hot little one-shot that is my entry for the D/s birthday contest. ExB AH AU OOC rated M for LEMONS A PLENTY! please review it makes me smile!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Stay by MandyLeigh87 reviews
Do you ever have those dreams? The ones where the hot “Hollywood It Boy” miraculously shows up on your doorstep to use your bathroom. Or he accidentally bumps into you at a bar and offers to buy you a drink. What if it came true? E/B AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,261 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Bunk Bed Diaries by AnaG reviews
Bella needs a roommate to share a pair of bunk beds with; Edward needs a place to stay. Will they turn into something more than caring voices in the dark? AU AH, a fluffy two-part one shot dedicated to Pipappear.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,036 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/7/2009 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Across the Ocean by Annilaia reviews
In one quick and thoughtless act, Bella Swan sends a letter in a bottle across the ocean. It reaches England, where Edward Cullen finds it, and begins their correspondance, one that leads to more than either of them could expect. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,489 - Reviews: 3585 - Favs: 5,232 - Follows: 1,230 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Playing Doctor by lexiecullen17 reviews
Young, single dad Edward has not had it easy. What happens when he gets a hard-on for his two year old son's pediatrician, the lovely Dr. Swan? A new life awaits. Written for Ninapolitan's DILF Contest. Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,647 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 162 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
This Lonely Game We Play by AlternativePunk reviews
NOMINATED FIC Bella finds herself with a date to prom – her best friend Edward, who she managed to fall in love with after all those years. The only problem is she’s his date for the sole purpose of helping him win the heart of the girl of his dreams...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,940 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stripped by Brooklynn10 reviews
Bella works as stripper to get by. One-shot look into a normal night of her life. No lemons, just exotic dancing, and Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,562 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fields of Gold by Adieu l'apathie reviews
An abandoned boy with beautiful green eyes, a little girl who couldn't bare to see him homeless, and a love that blooms between the two. AH/AU "In his arms she fell as her hair came down, Among the fields of gold."-Fields of Gold, Sting
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,710 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Edward, Bella
Agents to Partners by twilightlover179 reviews
Alice,Bella and Rose are secret agents. Emmett, Jasper and Edward are their partners. eventually things do blossom but what about Edward and Bella? One shot. Disclaimer: i don't own anything. Read and Review Please. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,734 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Mild Spring Day by Sierra Sitruc reviews
Bella thinks she’s pregnant. To show their solidarity, Alice and Rosalie take pregnancy tests, too. When the wrong test comes up positive, hilarity ensues. Possibly Crack. AUAH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,053 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Bet by seevousplay reviews
Twins, Jasper and Bella Swan make a bet, and when one of them loses, what will happen when they head off to Forks, Washington, a whole new town, with fresh new people? Complete. One Shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,577 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
One Boy One Girl by chloey24 reviews
Edward Cullen and Jasper Whitlock are best friends. Jasper's gf Alice tries to set Edward up on a blind date and when he finally gives in, He realizes he's met his soulmate. Based on the song by colin raye. One shot. EPOV, AU AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,487 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I've Been Bad Mr Cullen by tothis44beat reviews
Bella Swan is having naughty dreams about a certain green eyed teacher. What will happen when he needs to talk to her about a test she's been failing? AH, Lemons, a bit OCC. My first fanfic. Be nice and review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,426 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pink Fluffy Pencil Case by CrystalBrooke reviews
AH. No one talks to Edward Cullen. He's the weird emo kid with the sexy hair and black skinny jeans. He denies he wears guyliner, but he totally does. Bella is the new girl, and doesn't get why he hates her. Never judge a person by their pencil case...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,495 - Reviews: 2776 - Favs: 2,010 - Follows: 1,225 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Vice Versa by Amber 90210 reviews
Edward and Bella lived next door to each other their entire live's. They fight constantly about anything, untill one faithfull night they somehow swap body's. Now for the first time they have to work together to swap back before time runs out. All human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 74,260 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Memories from the Past by bexxyy reviews
What happens when a basketball game forces Bella to remember the people she left behind and the person she loved the most Edward Cullen. Will she be go back to the person that still has hold of her heart? AH. Winner of Cullen17 Sporting Contest
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,696 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/11/2009 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Win a Date by shamrockin reviews
What happens when Edward, Emmett and Jasper raffle themselves off to raise money? And who will win them? There could be trouble ahead! *First Fic...please forgive*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 36,361 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Summer Together by EriknEdward reviews
What happens when twins Bella and Emmett have the house to themselves ALL summer and invite their friends for a summer long sleep over? Will she fall in love with one of Emmett's friends?Will they all hate each other?Will everything turn into a prank wa
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,563 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger by Mo-Jansen reviews
AH One-shot. Bella moves in next door to famous singer Edward. They form an instant friendship, but after a couple of years, Edward comes to her with an onorthodox suggestion. Will she agree to it, or will she hold out for love before she starts a family?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,318 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Officer Goodbody by Kambria Rain reviews
Fresh out of rehab, Nessie decides to reconnect with her big sister Bella. Staying out of trouble isn’t so easy, especially with a cop living next door. Companion piece to Bella Swan: Kidnapper. The missing moments of Jake and Nessie.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,572 - Reviews: 1941 - Favs: 1,696 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Dorm Dilemma by bitemeplease235 reviews
All Human. What happens when Bella goes off to college to find that she has to share a dorm with a guy? And that guy happens to be Edward Cullen? And she finds a deep attraction instantly? Hmmm...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 35,731 - Reviews: 2810 - Favs: 1,362 - Follows: 1,510 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Commuters by AutumnDreamer reviews
After a long, tiresome day Bella meets Edward on the commute home from NYC and spends sixty-two minutes with the handsome stranger. Written for the Support Stacie Author Auction.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,741 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dancing on Thin Ice by Wait For The Stars reviews
Bella's a dancer. Edward Cullen is a figure skater, looking for a partner. They might just each be what the other needs. Teaching Bella to skate and Edward to dance might be hard, especially since they can't stand being the same room most of the time. AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,423 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rare Sunny Summer by the-glory-days reviews
When Bella's grandmother passes away, she leaves her house in Forks, which is in shambles to Bella in her will. What happens when Bella hires sexy contractor Edward Cullen to fix the damages? Entry for the Summer of Smut Contest - ONE OF TWO WINNERS -
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,201 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mo Chroi by SweetDulcinea reviews
Summer of Smut Contest Judge's Pick - Summer camp romance is put on hold when Edward returns home to Ireland & ended altogether after a misunderstanding. Will the next summer be torture for Bella, or will she be able to forgive & move forward? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,495 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
One Night by beeJar reviews
All human. After 9 years of not seeing her high school crush, Bella is forced to meet Edward at his request. Lots of laughs as she tries to escape several times but fails... well she actually falls.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,742 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sk8ter Boi by vampire-legend reviews
Though reluctant to move, teenage skater, Edward Cullen, finds solace in new friends. How will Edward and Bella's immediate best friend relationship fair when sparks are flying? How will Edward cope without the attention that competition brings him? AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,559 - Reviews: 1383 - Favs: 1,186 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Extra Credit by Brain in the Gutter reviews
Bella will do anything in order to get ahead in school. How will Mr. Cullen take advantage of that? AU AH BxE Very little plot, lemon for the sake of lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 45 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Don't Let Me Go by bella book worm reviews
Bella is invisible. Until Edward Masen, school player, notices her. But she doesn't know that Edward bet his friends he can get her to sleep with him in 1 month. What happens when Edward falls for her? What happens when she finds out that she was a bet?AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,618 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bump and Grind: Summer SmutDown OS by AngryBadgerGirl reviews
O/S for The Official Twilight Summer SmutDown 2009. Bella spends every morning swearing under her breath at the obnoxious silver Volvo that cuts her off on her way to work. A chance encounter, a heated exchange and a hot day leads to juicy lemons. E/B, M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,750 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 124 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Muffins and Malevolence by sshg316 reviews
Not everyone is muffin-worthy ... especially not Edward Cullen. Twilight Gift Exchange story. Edward/Bella. All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,569 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Captive of a Bartender by AcrossTheSkyInStars reviews
Entry for Summer of Smut One-shot Contest: A beautiful woman is taken captive by a sexy bartender while on vacation. They become consumed in a night of...ahem...fun. Smut, OF COURSE. Rated M for mature themes, lemons, profanity...etc.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,595 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 80 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
That's Amore by voi ch'intrate reviews
Bella Swan has been dragged to the mall to offer moral support for the shopping trip of a lifetime. Edward Masen has been dragged to the mall to offer moral support for the shopping trip from hell. What happens when their paths cross? TWO-SHOT AU AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,282 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
We're One by twiradical reviews
Edward Cullen the love struck so-called paparazzi. Bella Swan the famous actress seeking a peace of mind. What do they have in common? "We’re two worlds apart but we’re one heart. And that’s all that matters. We’re one." AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,838 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Fell In Love In a Coffee Shop by twilightnaley19 reviews
For MisStrawberries Monthly One-Shot Contest! Bella never thought that she would ever find love, or that she would find the one for her, but she did and she found it in Edward. She found love in a Coffee shop! BxE
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,256 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Thoroughly Modern Bella by emilylostboystwilight reviews
Alice and Bella move to New York City right after graduation with hardly any money. Alice's plan to get rich is to marry her new boss, and she tries to get Bella to do the same. Who will Bella choose? Her new boss or the cute guy she just met? All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,471 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Insult to Injury by BlkTgrRdRse reviews
Bella Swan is a well known Broadway actress who has been casted to play the leading role in a new movie version of Wuthering Heights. The problems begin weeks before filming when co-star Edward Cullen insults her before they even meet! Lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 77,461 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Complete
Don't Shoot My Dog by An End Has A Start reviews
City man Edward Masen moves to a rural town for a break. On arrival he’s met with open arms from most female townsfolk, guns and fists from the men, and a growling dog from his highly attractive neighbour, who hates his guts on day one. ExB All Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,495 - Reviews: 1149 - Favs: 868 - Follows: 689 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Turning Dust into Gold by bethaboo reviews
After college, best friends Bella, Rosalie and Alice have a run-in with their past. . .and maybe their future? All human, AU. Rated M. Nominated at the Twilight Awards, All-Human AU Incomplete, for Best Romance & Best Edward Characterization
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 157,995 - Reviews: 2099 - Favs: 2,982 - Follows: 1,117 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Complete
Relaxation by eclipsedawn reviews
This was my one-shot for Ninapolitan's Friday Free For All. Years after Breaking Dawn ends, the Cullens are going back to school. Edward is stressing out, and Bella finds a way to make him relax.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,118 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sparks by AlexCullen54321 reviews
Bella move’s in with Alice and her parents after both of her parents die in a terrible accident, what will happen when Bella meets Alice’s cousin Edward? Edward is a jerk and they hate each other at first, but will sparks eventually fly? All Human. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 110,862 - Reviews: 873 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What I Really Want by theladyingrey42 reviews
Bella meets Edward on New Year's Eve, and they spend four whirlwind weeks together while he is on break from college. On their last night they take a risk and tell each other what they really want. For the Love Through Lemons contest. Oneshot. AU/AH/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,038 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 76 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Save Me by Adams Ale reviews
Bella goes to a family reunion and is bored out of her mind. Can the cute waiter take her mind off of things? AH One Shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,029 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Strawberry Delight by cravingtwilight reviews
Oneshot for the Love Through Lemons Contest. Edward's been working late nights at the office. Bella plans a surprise to help them spark up their sex life. What will Edward find when he comes home? AU/AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,190 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Under My Skin by bethaboo reviews
Bella and Edward meet and experience an instantaneous sexual attraction, but are forced to remain only friends for a year. When Bella and her boyfriend finally break up, they're finally free to act on their mutual lust. It's just sex . . .or is it? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,206 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 93 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Summer of '88 by nobloodnofoul reviews
Edward Cullen tells the story about how he woo’d his lady love in 1988. He got a little obsessed, became a little stalkerish, and developed a voyeur fetish. In the end though, he succeeded.Oneshot.AH. Age of Edward Contest. Rated M for language and secks.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,694 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 78 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Masen and Swan: In the Windy City by Gleena reviews
Special Agents Masen and Swan are in Chicago while on leave following the Forks incident. When there’s a death at the old Masen Mansion, Swan can't resist the pull of the supernatural and drags a wary Masen along for the ride. Collaboration by Gleena/ebhg
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,446 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Lover I'll Be Your Lover Too by KeepersOfTheNaughtySparkle reviews
Age of Edward Contest Entry: In Medieval England, the pompous Prince Edward requests the 'services' of a particular maid, the beautiful Isabella, in his personal chambers...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,351 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 66 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
May the Best Intern Win by dxdxhx reviews
Bella and Edward are aspiring designers and they get an opportunity to work for one of the biggest designers in the business as an intern. Bella notices Edward flirting and staring. But why… he’s gay... isn't he? OOC M for languge Canon Couples! AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 67,901 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Kissing Toads and Finding Princes by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
Winner of the PDC - "Pretend to date Edward Cullen or sit through a bad movie with some sleazy pervert. Hmm, the choice was difficult." The only way Edward and Bella can get out of bad dates is to get a real one. The answer: pretend dating.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,917 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stuck! by Annilaia reviews
1 new text message: ALICE HELP ME! I'M STUCK IN THE ELEVATOR WITH SOME REALLY HOT GUY I DON'T KNOW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,759 - Reviews: 1404 - Favs: 1,993 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
The Project by OliviaJane reviews
Alice has a personal project no one knows about. After finding out her cousins Edward and Emmett are moving to Forks she devises a plan to see to it that her best friends Bella and Rosalie fall for them. Will her project be a success? AH/OOC/Award Nominee
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,385 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Love Boat by voi ch'intrate reviews
When your two best friends force you into going to a romantic hot-spot, how can you cope? And what happens when you're thrust into one of the most romantic rides with a complete stranger! Will a budding romance sink...or swim? AU AH ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,102 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun by luv2beloved reviews
AH, AU, OOC: The girls are best firends & are headed for 2 weeks to FL: Cruise & Disney World! What happens when barriers are broken & their past meets up with them? They may get more than they bargined for. Please R&R! Ch.1-17 Revised!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 212,988 - Reviews: 2031 - Favs: 1,446 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Complete
It's About Time by perihelion reviews
Bella can't deny her best friend, Edward, anything. But when he asks her to pretend to be his girlfriend for his family's visit, she finds herself in the midst of a battle between her head and her heart. For the Pretend Date Contest. AH/OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,664 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Getting Old by babysis reviews
Bella's been moved from foster home to foster home for seven years. She's counting the days until she turns 18 and can live on her own. But when a new "parent", Edward Cullen, takes her in, will she actually want to leave?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,351 - Reviews: 1141 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
To Live? by MeltingInHisGoldenEyes reviews
Bella was diagnosed with small cell lung cancer at the age of 14. With her time on this earth shortened her best friend is determined to give her what she always wanted. Edward Cullen is the famous son of the world famous doctor Carlisle Cullen. ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,170 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Complete
A Beautiful Mess by LovelyinLavender reviews
For the Age of Edward Contest. After being teased mercilessly by Edward as a child, Bella switches schools, thinking she'll never see him again. But what happens 15 years later when she transfers back to Seattle from NYU and their paths cross yet again?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,321 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 58 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Anytime by dolcevida7 reviews
Bella and Edward broke up a year ago. A crazy party, a drunken fist fight, and a steamy shower may change that. Oneshot, AU/AH, Bella x Edward, Major Hot and Sweaty Lemons, Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,746 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Calling the Bluff! by Nollie Marie reviews
Alice decides that everyone is going to play "Calling the Bluff". Find out who's telling the truth about secrets and who is bluffing! My entry for Bronzedhairedgirl620 and Daddy's Little Cannibal's "Epic T Rated, One-Shot contest"! R&R Please
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Complete
Stupid Shoes by The Unnamed One reviews
Bella works in a department store in Santa’s Workshop as an elf in the upcoming weeks to Christmas. She meets a certain bronze-haired gentleman and they might just hit it off. For the Epic T Rated Contest, in memory of Daddy's Little Cannibal. OOC, AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,055 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8490 - Favs: 13,204 - Follows: 2,695 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Fair Lady by The Catastrophic Teacup reviews
Forks’ hospital has organised a fun-fair and Edward finds himself saving a beautiful girl from a horrible fete - pun intended! ExB, AH. Entry for Bronzehairedgirl620's 'Epic T-Rated Contest', and in memory of Daddy's Little Cannibal.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,530 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
With Me by vampire-legend reviews
When Alice bugs Bella with the "First Kiss" question, Bella reveals a memory of her old best friend, Edward Masen. What happens when they decide to google him to try and find out what he's been up to over the last twelve years? All-Human. One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,876 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Masen and Swan: The FBI’s Most Unwanted by Gleena reviews
Special Agent Bella Swan, the FBI’s most unwanted, is partnered with the bureau’s poster boy, SA Edward Masen. Their chemistry keeps them on their toes as they travel to Forks to investigate a series of mysterious deaths. Epic T Collaboration Gleena/ebhg
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,421 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Owe Me by plzbeminearchie1991 reviews
For the Pretend date contest. Bella is pressured into saying she is going to the prom with Edward Cullen. Can she prove Eric wrong, as well as win the heart of THE Edward Cullen? From the writer of 'You're On' and 'Forever & Always'.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,473 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
College Talk by AvatarTwilightObsession reviews
Name has changed! Bella Swan moves away to New York to start a New Life, of course there she meets Edward Cullen, and the rest of the gang. Everything is changing, for the better, but what happens when their pasts begin to catch up with them? R&R! ExB, AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 90,430 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Department Stores and Ugly Purple Sofas by The Catastrophic Teacup reviews
It seems that even being dragged to the mall even has its perks. ExB, All human. One shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,960 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The City by amitte reviews
This story follows Bella, Alice, and Rosalie lives while living in New York City. They are young, fashionable and very successful. Will they find love in the fashion capital of America? ALL HUMAN CHARACTERS
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,649 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Rosalie, Alice - Complete
It's Just A Game by DorothyInDisguise reviews
Bella and Edward were best friends... that's until he moved. Now 6 years later he is back and they HATE each other. Edward is a jock and Bella HATES jocks. Will Alice and Rosalie be able to save the day? Will their plan work? All Human. ExB; JxA; EmxR
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 93,527 - Reviews: 870 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Senioritis by bitemeplease235 reviews
My Welcome-To-Summer style entry for the Epic One-Shot Contest. Equal parts cute, quirky, funny, and romantic. Bella and Edward are finishing up their junior year of high school while Emmett comes back to finish...unfinished business.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,604 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
One of the Guys by twilightluver001 reviews
Bella Swan had always been secretly in love with her best friend, Edward Masen. Will he ever stop seeing her as "one of the guys" from the gang? Won first place in the Epic T-Rated Contest. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,513 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dinner Date by Mega-Twilight-fan1991 reviews
Bella finally agrees to go on a date with Mike, what happens when he invites along an old school friend called Edward? ONE SHOT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,950 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Camp Cullen by TwiHard24 reviews
Bella,Alice,and Rosalie are spending their summer at Camp Cullen. They meet some guys...will sparks fly or is that just Bella trying to burn holes in the back of Edward's head? It's an all out prank war. Who will win and what's really the prize?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,391 - Reviews: 977 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 10/18/2008
A Pretty Little Problem by LittleMissSunshine.x0 reviews
AU: all human. OOC. Bella lived in Forks until she was eight and left with her mom. Renee remaried Phil- a rich lawyer. Bella is forced to move to Forks because of problems at school. What will happen when she is reunited with her old enemy, Edward?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,194 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Complete
Firetrucks, Burgers and Vegetarians by Irritable Grizzzly reviews
For Bronzehairedgirl620's Epic T-Rated Contest. Alice & Bella go to In N' Out Burger, where they meet two firemen. Alice immediately hits it off with one of them. How hard can it be to get your friend to talk to the handsome green-eyed EMT?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,159 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 35 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Can I Have An Oreo? by An End Has A Start reviews
Bella's friends are on a mission to hook her up with her perfect match. All other plans have failed so now they're relying on a box of Oreos to do the trick. All Human. One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,735 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 60 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Asked Me to Love You by Secret Hate of Indecision reviews
AH/AU. Rosalie and Bella Swan are new at Central Parkway Boarding School. While Rosalie gains instant attention, Bella struggles to fit in. She later meets Edward and Alice, siblings who have a precarious past. Can she find love through all the drama? R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 118,524 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Remember Me by readingmama reviews
A angsty one shot about a Bella with no memory and the hot young doctor trying to help her find it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,269 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 68 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Project Edward by dxdxhx reviews
Edward is phyiscally the definition of geek. Bella is the Queen Bee of Bristol academy. What happens when Edward and Emmett start attending Bristol and Edward is assigned to be Bella's tutor. Is a push in the right direction all he needs to get Bella?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,138 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Going for the Gold by bethaboo reviews
Edward Cullen, an Olympic swimming star, goes to Beijing with winning gold medals on his mind, but is distracted by the beautiful but clumsy reporter he meets on his way. All Human AU, co-written by tameleine.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 91,734 - Reviews: 2431 - Favs: 3,813 - Follows: 1,562 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Kickflip by Pixie Hollow reviews
One-shot. Bella is forced to go to her mom's friends' daughters' birthday party. There she meets a hot skater named Edward. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,002 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
If You Could See Me Now by CharmingAndInsane reviews
Bella's son has an imaginary friend called Edward. Bella needs a friend. What will happen when she meets someone called Edward who looks A LOT like the guy in the picture her son drew of himself and his "friend." Is it just coincidence. Full summary insid
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 58,301 - Reviews: 938 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 5/8/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Undercover Blue by alphadork reviews
Copward and Officer Bella go undercover to work a case together. Officer Bella is a bartender and Undercoverward is a bouncer at a strip club called the Drunk Tank. Will they be able to keep their relationship professional? AU-Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,086 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Maria by ahemyywe150 reviews
All human! Bella is aspiring towards her dream job but when a family crisis hits her, she has to adapt. This means getting a job as a babysitter for a cute little kid. Except there's one little snag: the kid's brother, Edward Cullen. BxE R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 100,004 - Reviews: 3005 - Favs: 2,550 - Follows: 1,348 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
No Longer Friends or Enemies Revision by xXx Amy Scott Luvs DA's xXx reviews
Have you heard the latest gossip? Bella Swan, the school brain, is tutoring Edward Cullen, the irresistible, star baseball player... What happens between the smartypants and the sexy jock? What could possibly happen between a jock and a nerd? Read 4 more.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 41,983 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Capturing the Flames by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Example one-shot for the “Epic T Rated One-Shot Contest.” Bella, an artist, decides to paint Edward, a fireman, for an art show. B/E Collaboration with Bronzehairedgirl620 and Daddy’s Little Cannibal.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,553 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 39 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Finally Breathing by Pixie Hollow reviews
Bella has a boring,confusing, and troubled life. And it all get's worse when she finds out her parent's have died. What happens when she moves to Forks to live with her brother Emmett, and meets Edward? Will he make her life better? or worse? ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 61,156 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Abduction by O Rose reviews
Bella is an average high school girl. Edward is a young billionaire. Bella just happens to be the object of his desire; how will he capture her heart and prove his love? Reviews still appreciated. Editing completed.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,830 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Never Been Kissed by MissSiriusBlack-x reviews
All Human. Bella Swan has never been hip, never been cool and never been in, until now. Alice Cullen, her new roommate,decides that Bella is going to be to be those things. However Bella soon becomes the focus of unwanted attention from Edward Cullen. B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,960 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Connections by paper.creations reviews
All Human - Bella Swan is excited to start a new chapter in her life. University. On her first day she makes new friends, reconnects with old friends, and catches the eye of another student with green eyes. Will Bella connect with the other students?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,609 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 4/16/2009 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You're on by plzbeminearchie1991 reviews
Alice is sick of Bella's tomboy ways, so they make a bet that Bella has to be a girly girl for an entire month. What will happen when her other best friend, Edward, suddenly takes a romantic interest in her? All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,236 - Reviews: 734 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dreams Of Gold by Bella-with-the-blue-eyes reviews
Bella is a 16 yr old Olympic gymnast for the USA. Edward Cullen is the all around American and World Swimming Champion, and gold medal favorite at only 18. Going for the Gold takes on a whole new meaning when these two champions meet in an all out competi
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 68,379 - Reviews: 1592 - Favs: 1,014 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Save Kiss by orangekitty160 reviews
Bella is starting a new school in the middle of the freshman year, and meets her room-mate Alice and her friend Rosalie. she meets one boy, Edward, and immediately hates him. but what happens when he challenges her to a kissing contest....? all human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,705 - Reviews: 1328 - Favs: 805 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Locked In by MeltingInHisGoldenEyes reviews
During a lock in at school Bella is trapped in the girls toilet with Edward Cullen and his new toy. I know it's a rubbish summary but read it and you'll enjoy it because I can't write summarys for my life :D ONE SHOT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,921 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 34 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Hard Knocks That Mattered by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU. A writing exercise. One girl's journey as she comes to terms through her life with the fact that a childhood love only ever got the chance to become that. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,296 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stutter by Sic Et Non reviews
It is a known fact among Forks High that Bella Swan cannot talk to Edward Cullen without stuttering. Fluffy One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,374 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Summer Sessions by coldplaywhore reviews
After graduating high school Bella Swan spends the summer getting to know Edward Cullen, the brooding older brother of her best friend Alice. They both start to wonder how things will progress when they head to college together in the fall.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 44,689 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 891 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Riding The Rails by Captain Jezebel reviews
Bella lives in NYC, one day while riding the subway she sees a very sexy stranger who gives her the ride of her life. AU AH OOC BxE one shot lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,928 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 41 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Like Your Nose by BritishBitches reviews
Edward meets a gorgeous brunette in a subway station, and can't get her out of his head. If he didn't believe in love at first sight before, he certainly does now. He doesn't even know her name, but if it's meant to be he'll find her. BxE One-Shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,696 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 36 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Fashionable by edwardrocksmysocks reviews
Rosalie and Alice run a fashion magazine where Edward is their head photographer. This is a story about what happens when they go in search of a new location and end up with more. Inspired by the movie "Funny Face." AH Lemon now up! Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,109 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Arranged marriage by Amberjoe reviews
Bella and Edward have an arranged marriage but have never met before the wedding. Will sparks fly? Of course. oneshot all human r&r check out my other stories!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Looking for Love by ohsosweetlove reviews
Bella doesn't have a good track record with dating decent guys but now she's looking for that one and only guy who'd she'd spend her whole life with. Then she met Edward. Could he be the one she's looking for or just another jerk? All Human BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 50,753 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/5/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cold Shower by Ryan Ninea reviews
AU all human oneshot. EPOV. Cannon pairings. Somewhat OCC It is the second day of spring break. Edward and Bella are flirtatious friends, but all that’s between them is tension…right? LEMON! If you don’t like it, don’t read it!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,561 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Utter Contentment by Mrs Cullen for Life reviews
Oneshot - All human - Bella waits in Central Park, for Edward one day. She has news to tell him but how will he take to somethign do life chnging? Really sweet R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Anniversary Gift by Jayeliwood reviews
Bella decides to do a little something different for their anniversary. It's a gift that Edward will not soon forget! Vampire, OOC, lemony fun. Cowritten by Jayeliwood and muggleinlove
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,651 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 61 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
From Peanuts to Proposal by suspenders reviews
An Entry into Bethaboo and TheEdwardEmmett's Make it Count contest. Edward has just proposed to Bella and they spend some time discussing their accident prone past.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Things We Do For Love by An End Has A Start reviews
Edward Cullen has one moment of rash thinking and buys a puppy so he can talk to his local dog walker. This sparks controversy between his friends but they soon come to realise that you’d do anything when you think you’ve found ‘The One’. ExB All Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,426 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Love Among the Stacks by acirelemagne reviews
And you thought libraries were just for studying...Bella, resident cool girl librarian, meets a dazzling law student, Edward while working at the university library. Will she help him find what he needs, what he wants? Lots of lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,842 - Reviews: 1238 - Favs: 2,514 - Follows: 971 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Two Blushing Pilgrims by therecordwontstopskipping reviews
For Isabel0329 "For My Valentine" Contest. Bella is quoting Juliet in a meadow one day, when a gorgeous stranger with bronze hair starts to quote the lines of Romeo. BellaxEdward, All Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Learning To Fall by A Kind Kiss reviews
Leaving her past, Bella moves to Forks one summer and finds that her father has turned the house into a boarding house! There she meets five extraordinary people, including one boy who makes the unexpected happen. AU, All Human. Full Summary Inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 103,648 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Extra Credit by Nicholh2008 reviews
Bella has busted her butt to graduate college early, her last semester she see's the one thing that might destract her and ruin everything. Will she be able to concentrate during class with a green eyed hottie? one-shot, lemony goodness. OOC. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,624 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 47 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Just Like the Movies by DeltaSwan90 reviews
Edward is a famous actor who isn't satisfied with his life. He and his good friend Alice are off to film the newest superhero flick. After a fight with his boss, he ends up meeting someone who may just change the way he feels about his life. AU/AH ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,299 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
How to be Edward Cullen by OMGalarm reviews
How To Be/Twilight. The lonely nerd Edward that 'just needs a little help sometimes' gets friendly with popular Bella. Things changes when she wants to give him a makeover and take him to prom.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,331 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Complete
Love in an Office Space by suspenders reviews
An SMC contest entry. They meet at a local theme restaurant. Edward quickly finds himself wildly attracted to Bella, the fiery waitress. He invites her to his office for a little meeting. Only the office supplies bore witness to their afternoon tryst.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,171 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Crash by EclipsedofSoul reviews
A boss and his assistant have more than a co-worker relationship... but what will it take to get them to act on it? SMC contest entry.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,128 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Paging Dr Cullen by missbluejuju reviews
Clumsy Bella can't seem to stay away from the ER. Could it have anything to do with Forks Hospital's newest doctor? E/B AU/AH One-shot. Pure fluffy goodness.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,525 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Race to the Top by alpacacat0401 reviews
Bella's rich, preppy and the Queen Bee of her school. Her father is senator and ignores her and his wife; she feels alone. Can Edward help her move on? Can they overcome the obstacles to be together or will the social classes get in the way? OOC AH BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,143 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Crooked Teeth and Crayola Crayons by the-glory-days reviews
When ten-year old Renesmee arrives homes from school one day, she reveals to Edward that she has a crush on her best friend Jacob, eliciting memories of him and Bella in grade school. Kid!fic. Pure fluff. AU AH, Edward/Bella
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,170 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Never bet against Alice by patch138 reviews
Alice and Jasper set bella up on a blind date. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,866 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Sporting World, Here I Come by Doomed.Youth reviews
What happens when Bella/Balin decides to go to a sporting school for exceptional young boys? And when you give Balin a pair of Chuck Taylors and a basketball? All will be revealed! All Human, OCC. T- maybe for language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 25,150 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Kiss by JK5959 reviews
After a phone call from her agent telling her that she's landed a role in an upcoming movie, Bella celebrates the good news. B/E AH AU One-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,226 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Won't You Be My Neighbor? by they've named me momma reviews
“For My Valentine 2009” Contest Entry....A one shot where Edward and Bella move into the same apartment building on the same day, romance ensues with parades, lemons, soap and "I love you's" at the end. Please read and review! Thanks so much:
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,619 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Halloween Fair by Jayeliwood reviews
Bella is roped into going to the Fair by Alice on Halloween. What she doesn't know that the boy she had a crush on, is coming along too. He didn't notice her last year, but he sure does now.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,297 - Reviews: 1246 - Favs: 1,624 - Follows: 784 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Meyer University by Sh.C reviews
Bella moves to college where she meets and befriends the Cullens and Hales. Edward Cullen goes through many girls he meets Bella & sees something he likes. Much better Summary Inside. All Human. Adventure, mystery, humor & of course,a little romance! AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 184,281 - Reviews: 8151 - Favs: 5,751 - Follows: 2,107 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
Calls for Christmas by MyEdward797 reviews
Bella and Edward are a divorced couple. Tentative friends, they call each other every year on Christmas Eve and reminisce about the days when they were in love. Will they ever realize that they can’t live without each other? A Christmas Short Story
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,506 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Come Sit On Santa's Lap by Bellacullen1901 reviews
Edward is volunteered to play the Santa for the Seattle Mall by Emmett. Guess who Alice pushes on his lap?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Tinsel Town by OhMyWord reviews
“I’m jealous. Was he nice? Is he as attractive up close as he is in movies?” “Yes and I wouldn’t know, but yes he’s very attractive. Really, really attractive.”
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 35,334 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
An Unconventional Blind Date by safariwriter reviews
A blind date that doesn't progress like normal... BXE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,577 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Acquainted Strangers by LeechLover85 reviews
Bella and Edward have to attend a stuffy hospital Christmas party and decided to make a little game out of it. Au-Human, rated M for language and lemon!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,088 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
ReHitched by Nollie Marie reviews
/Sequel to Hitched/ Edward & Bella want to renew their vows the ‘right’ way. But w/ stress from work, being parents to new born twins, PLUS the wedding plans will they make it back to the alter? And who is this stranger who keeps visiting Bella? Plez R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 58,232 - Reviews: 1843 - Favs: 1,699 - Follows: 937 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Complete
Return to Forks by CharmingAndInsane reviews
Bella moves from Ireland to Forks to live with her brother Emmett and dad Charlie. She meets Edward Cullen and love blossoms. Regular pairings. Disclaimer:I do not own Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 46,054 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
New Year's Eve by Jenna Nevermore reviews
Bella's alone at home during New Year's Eve. Who will come to cheer her up? One Shot. All Human. BXE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Accidental Kiss by bethaboo reviews
Bella is the heir to Summit Beverages, and Charlie has just hired the famous football player, Emmett McCarty, to be their new spokesman. Uptight Bella and Emmett's agent, the charming Southern Edward Cullen, just don't get along. Sparks fly. AU AH. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,317 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twenty Tickets by JK5959 reviews
Edward is a geek and madly in love with Bella. To his dismay, they only interact in Biology class. During the school carnival, a none-too-pleased Edward is forced to participate in a kissing booth. How will his night end? AH B/E One-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,416 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 112 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Accident & Emergency by Annilaia reviews
Oh, hey there Edward. Nice seeing you today. Sorry about crashing into your car with my truck. Think we can be friends? Yeah? Oh that's awesome! I hope your whiplash isn't as bad as mine, and sorry again for the huge dent in your door... AH, B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,319 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Very Cullen Christmas by wtvoc reviews
Come, little elf. Join jandco and withthevampsofcourse as theypresent to you the winners of their Christmas Collaboration Contest. Rated Mfor gratuitous use of candy canes and Santa Claus fetishes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 53,762 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Complete
The Sullen Cullen by lepidopteran reviews
AU All-Human. "On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me..." Bella meets Edward the enigmatic carousel attendant - among others - at a carnival that's only in town twelve days a year. Can you guess which twelve days? Romance follows... ExB
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,498 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Under the Mistletoe by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Edward and Bella meet under the mistletoe…at Santa’s workshop. B/E A short Santa friendly one-shot that I thought y’all might enjoy for the holidays. Merry Christmas!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Christmas Bells by abigold3 reviews
Shortly after moving to Forks, Emmett 15 loses his little brother, Edward 4 in the mall. When Salvation Army Bucket volunteer, Rosalie 14 and her little sister Bella 4 find Edward instantaneous friendships evolve. One-shot, pure fluff. BxE EmxR
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,678 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Complete
What Fellas? by Frankie326 reviews
My entry for britishbitches smutvent calander. Sorry if you guys already read this. Edward has to punish Bella after she sings a naughty Christmas song. AH OCC BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,034 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella's Christmas Wish by Prime102805 reviews
For the past 13 years, Bella's been best friends with Alice - and in love with Alice's brother Edward. And this year he's playing the role of Santa at the mall. Will Bella finally confess her biggest wish to him? Oneshot. AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,918 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Pumpkin Carving Contest by JK5959 reviews
The night before Halloween, Bella and Edward have a pumpkin carving contest. Who will win? All human, B/E. One-shot
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Christmas Wine by OhMyWord reviews
They felt soft as they smoothed some hair away from my face. It scared me how good it felt and I sat upright and slid away from him. He looked surprised and something else, embarrassed? It was like I’d caught him doing something wrong.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,653 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Christmas Session by Brooklynn10 reviews
Therapist Bella and Patient Edward... another one-shot into my book of lemons. What happens when the sexual tension gets too much for Edward and Bella at Bella's office?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,453 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mistletoe Kisses by CrystalBrooke reviews
1Shot, AH, Funny. Charlie throws a 'hip' Christmas party, to Bella's mortification. Beatboxing and 2Pac...enough said. But who's the sexy guy, and why is he wearing such an atrocious snowman shirt? And who knew mistletoe could cause such a drama? B&E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,047 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 48 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Holiday Spirit by Lemon Muffins reviews
Following a lifetime of extremely disappointing holidays, Bella literally runs into Edward in a coffee shop, and he decides to give her her first enjoyable holiday. How does he do that, you ask? He brings them both some "Holiday Spirit" of course! AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,238 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Every Kiss Begins With Kay by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
For "A Very Cullen Christmas Collaboration Contest." Sometimes commercials aren't always fake. All human. Co written with Bronzedhairgirl620. B/E One-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,172 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 39 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Minty Fresh by averysubtlegift reviews
A collaboration with smilelikeacullen for withthevampsofcourse/jandcos - Very Cullen Christmas challenge. Christmas cheer with a little bit of naughty - and candy canes too!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,881 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Only You by Annilaia reviews
Alice never believed in coincidence. Ten years ago the ouija board spelled out the name of her 'true love', she's been waiting for him ever since.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,501 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
My Pen Pal by Shaps reviews
AU, OOC, All Human. “Dear Bella, My name is Edward Masen. I’m a student at Port Angeles High.” Shopaholic Alice hates smart-ass Jasper, Jacob’s a jerk, Bella’s taken. Words both break and build relationships – so what will it be? BxE, AxJ
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 142,515 - Reviews: 1642 - Favs: 1,136 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Distractions by Sic Et Non reviews
It’s not easy being the clumsiest waitress in town, but is it really Bella’s fault that the bartender is so distracting? AU AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,565 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Putting Lessons by bethaboo reviews
Edward and Bella, vacationing at the beach, have a little too much fun on the mini golf course. All Human AU. One Shot. Entry in the Dirty Talking Edward Contest and winner of 2nd Place.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,691 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 11/8/2008 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Hundred Ways by Owl Emporium reviews
To say he was angry was an understatement. No, Edward Anthony Cullen was absolutely enraged. Nobody, nobody did that to his little girl. Especially that dog. Jacob. Pinch of Bella/Edward, mentioned Nessie/Jacob.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Only on Halloween by Prizz-sweetie reviews
ONE-SHOT! Edward Cullen is a shy boy, who's dragged to dinner with his sister and said sister's boyfriend. He goes against his will but is he still unwilling once he hears that his favourite waitress will be there? The girl he's been crushing on hard? AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,538 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Merci, Ma Chere by lenny85 reviews
Bella is a writer in Paris who just has no inspiration left. Will she find some one day in the park? Can you say Parisian Edward? BXE Unique. Oneshot. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,901 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Waiting for Twilight by Twilightholic-Tanya reviews
A masquerade ball, an amazing dance, and a heart pounding moment. Cinderbella meets her Prince Charming but where in the fairy tale did it say he wasn't single? All Human!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 46,863 - Reviews: 776 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Showers by cass189 reviews
Written for the "Dirty Talking Edward Contest": Showers are always a good way of starting the day... All Human, AU. One Shot. EXB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,622 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 38 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Multiples by tennisjunkie reviews
Inspired by the "Sexy Edward Contest" - Bella is frustrated and calls Edward up for a booty call. AH. GRAPHIC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,265 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 1,489 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Do Doctors Still Make House Calls? by lil'miss whitlock reviews
Written for Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward Contest! Bella's hurt herself again, will the doctor be able to make her feel better?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,704 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dualism by Isabel0329 reviews
Edward asks Bella series of questions that is soon followed by a night that she will never forget. All-Human, extremely OOC. Rated M for extreme lemons! Part of Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,383 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 1,054 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 10/8/2008 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Alone and the Lonely by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
THE ONE-SHOT. Written for Jayeliwood's "Sexy Edward" contest. Edward is a movie star with a haunted past. He meets a girl in a book store, and can she save him from his misery?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,648 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Planning Perfection by An End Has A Start reviews
Bella, Maid of Honour, has been paired up with the Best Man, Edward, to help plan Alice and Jasper’s wedding. They have never met each other but have to create that perfect day. Either sparks will fly or it will be a colossal failure. All Human ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,237 - Reviews: 1531 - Favs: 2,120 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Ring by Nollie Marie reviews
He was told to send back a ring with just the address, no returning one. So when the person he thought was SUPPOSE to get it never gets it but instead Bella does. Now Bella is connected to a very important person through a very important ring. Enjoy! R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,746 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Complete
Transfer by BellazB reviews
Bella is transferred from Australia to America as an exchange student for a few months, but what happens when her father brings her some not so pleasant news? All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 59,592 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Oh, His Fingers! by Kuro Garyuu reviews
For Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward Contest. What happens when you're stuck in the closet with the man who you've been dreaming about for years? What happens when he's gay?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,042 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Joining A New Club? by venom with love reviews
On their way to Las Vegas, Edward and Bella have a little fun in the airplane bathroom. Includes a delicious rocker tee and jeans Edward. For Jayeliwood's Sexy Eddie Contest!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
After Ever Happily by ghostriter reviews
Another one shot for Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward Contest. Prince Edward is torn between his duty to the crown and his people and the love of a servant girl. In the end, will love conquer all? Please read and review. Story is better than summary.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,687 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/25/2008 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Smile For Me by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Edward is a firefighter that is spending the night with his wife when he gets paged to put out a fire. BXE All human. For Jayeliwood’s Sexy Edward Contest. One-shot. Lemon. Voting has started!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,707 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Can you save me by Goo82 reviews
For Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward Contest. Edward was recently crushed by the love of his life. What happens when his brother and friends throw a party and a tipsy Bella walks into his room while he is sulking. Lemon ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,559 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Games We Play by Isabel0329 reviews
When Bella plays games with Edward, he takes action to punish her. Rated M for domination, sex and language! AH, All-Human. Extremely OOC. Example for the Dirty Talking Edward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,552 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 188 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bella's Lullaby by Bella.Cullen1987 reviews
FOR JAYELIWOOD'S SEXY EDWARD CONTEST! What starts out as a simple lesson... becomes something else. LEMON! DUH! Piano Teacher Edward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,751 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 41 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rather Be With You by merry seventeen reviews
Bella's a student-teacher lusting after the man she's supposed to be learning from... Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward Contest Ooh LaLa Smut...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,766 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 42 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tutor Me, Tempt Me by Ssenillek Reh reviews
One-shot for Jay's Sexy Edward Contest. Bella needs help in math, and Edward offers to tutor her... but things don't go exactly as planned. "I much prefer anatomy anyway."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,682 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
First Day by my1alias reviews
It is Edward and Bella's first day teaching high school. What happens when every student is lusting after one or the other? For Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward contest. BxE Lemon!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,932 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Testing by FroggyDarren reviews
Bella's coffee break is threatened to be cut short by lack of coffee. Will a new delivery help? For Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,775 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Meeting Edward Cullen at the Olympics by lenny85 reviews
Bella Swan gets a job working at the Olympics. She then meets the elusive and sexy Edward Cullen. Will romance bloom? Will Edward win gold? For Michael Phelps lovers! Enjoy! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,575 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Wicked Little Spell by TwistedNightshade reviews
For Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward Contest: Edward was supposed to deilver flowers. Instead, he delivers much more... LEMON
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
New Team Driver by ericastwilight reviews
The racing team needs a new driver besides the sexy Edward Cullen. Unfortunately, its a stubborn woman named Bella, the teams owner's daughter. Someone Edward can't stop thinking about.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,220 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 141 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Misadventures in Online Dating by eccentric chams reviews
Convinced by his mom to try online dating, Edward goes into it with little enthusiasm. After several misadventures and never believing he could find love on the internet, will everything he once believed in change when he meets Bella Swan? ALL HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 65,941 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 9/15/2008 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hot for Teacher by Brunettezki reviews
I'll show them. That's what was on my mind when I got my high school reunion invitation. #4 for jayeliwood's contest :D Teacher Edward AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,102 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 52 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Beauty of Uncertainty by Twicebitten reviews
Bella, Alice, and Rosalie set sail for the cruise of a lifetime around the Caribbean. Edward, Jasper, and Emmett are aboard the same ship. Will it mean love for them all? R&R! AU. all human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 53,594 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Complete
Vacation by Jayeliwood reviews
Another example in the Sexy Edward Contest. Lets just say, vampire maybe chocolate a little bit and love a lot How's that for a summary? lol
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,744 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 50 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Special Delivery! by Brunettezki reviews
What happens when Edward delivers a pizza to the girl of his dreams house? All Human, OOC, for Jayeliwood's sexy edward contest...review?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,326 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fired Up by Twilightian reviews
For Jayeliwood's "Sexy Edward Contest". Edward's been fired from his job at the office. Bella's got the perfect way to make him feel so much better. Rated M. BxE. Lemon! R&R Thanks :
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,118 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Teaching a Lesson by xshear reviews
Bella's late to class and Professor Masen doesn't like it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 44 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Candy Shop by Silver Angeliss reviews
Submission for Jayeliwood's Sexy Eddie Contest! Edward Cullen is the geeky owner of an up-and-coming candy store in Forks. One hot summer evening, his life gets a whole lot sweeter
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Tutoring Session by Intermission reviews
AU/AH-Entry for Jayeliwood's Sexy Eddie Contest-Edward wants Bella to tutor him in Literature. Bella wants to tutor Edward with 'something else', entirely. Can one awkward moment lead a change in Bella's lesson plans?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,106 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Got Love! by xxsparklesnick reviews
Isabella Swan has been crushing on her best friend's brother, Edward Cullen, for a while and at the same time she can't stand him. Her online friend has been there for her through it all, but what happens when his identity is revealed? All Human, ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,288 - Reviews: 1896 - Favs: 1,811 - Follows: 644 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Complete
Hot In Here by Seductive Illusions reviews
For Jayeliwood's Sexy Eddie contest. see her profile for more information. Bella's throwing a mad party, and has had way too much alcohol. Edward works at the police station. He gets a noise complain, and decides to check it out..
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,385 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What's sexier than a mechanic? by sprockett reviews
Bella's truck has broken down, and she needs some help from the local sexy mechanic. Written for Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward contest! Mechanic Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,919 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Teach Me by DelilahTCullen reviews
My entry for Jayeliwood's sexy Edward contest! Bella is 19 and wants to learn how to play the piano. When she meets her new teacher, he seems familiar...and he's extremely Se-xy! ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,927 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Complete
WipeOut by LittleMissEmo reviews
Jayeliwood's Sexy Eddie competition! One-shot with a plot. Bella comes back for a visit to a little beach town for what she thinks is the last time. What does Edward do to make her stay? OOC and a little angsty... sorry. Smutty, Lemony Deliciousness. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,924 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Prom Night Algebra by Jude Mackenzie reviews
After a decade of being married, Alice forces Bella and Edward into reliving a former experience: school prom. For Jayeliwood’s Sexy Eddie Contest! Edward in and out? of a tux…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,056 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Complete
So The Story Goes by Jexena reviews
Have you ever seen those cell phone violation tickets? How about a parking violation ticket. They are the funny fake tickets that the common man can give to the common ingrate. What happens when Bella comes from the mall to find one on her truck? OneShot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,341 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Frustrated by Jayeliwood reviews
Bella is frustrated in the way Edward is with her. He does something about it. Another Example in the Sexy Edward Contest! Dirty lemon fun :
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,037 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 63 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The lady Swan by Jayeliwood reviews
A prisoner is brought to the first mate of the ship to be watched, but is everything as it seems? Example in the Sexy Edward Contest. Lovely lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,159 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 99 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Camp Wilderness by muggleinlove reviews
Bella has never had a boyfriend thanks to her protective brother Emmett. Edward has never found someone he could be with. What happens when they both become camp counselors for a summer. ALL HUMAN and Normal Pairings
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 59,830 - Reviews: 3121 - Favs: 3,184 - Follows: 924 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Complete
Elégie Adagio by skinnylovex reviews
Bella's dream of going to the most honored music conservatory are finally fulfilled. Along the way, she meets some of the best friends she could ask for, and maybe a gorgeous piano player, too. All human AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 82,712 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 1,042 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Every Father's Sacrifice by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
BD SPOILERS. Just a cute, fluffy little one-shot. Nessie discovers pick-up lines, and her and her mother use them on Daddy. EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,840 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 902 - Follows: 155 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
All For Love And Love For All by BookMe reviews
A dating website, a mix up at the blind date meeting...inevitability! ExB. A random idea that popped into my head between writing my other story.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,061 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 39 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Butterfly Kisses by l'heure bleue reviews
”It's a father's right,” Charlie explained to me, a smile dancing on his lips. ”To steal his baby girl away from the groom ... for just one dance.” - Edward watches Renesmee on her wedding day. TWILIGHT AWARD WINNER!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 104 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The One I'm Waiting For by cj10824 reviews
Alice keeps setting Bella up on blind dates, but so far they have all turned out horrible. Will this one be any different? Edward x Bella Oneshot. AU. Human.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,848 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Complete
It's Good to Be Back by wtvoc reviews
all human. sequel to "welcome home". he's been gone for a week. M for Mmm hmm.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,809 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 57 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Edward - Complete
A Woman Scorned by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
All Vampire. Bella and Edward get in a fight, and Edward wants to show her who's in control. Just some smut, angry sex because it's the best. One-shot. Review please!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,832 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 119 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Pink Lace and Diamonds by ronOReds reviews
All she left behind was the pink lace and diamonds. Can Edward ever find the girl he got locked in the bathroom with again? Or will she find him.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,958 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 195 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Complete
You've Got Mail by Nollie Marie reviews
When spontaneous emails are written, & response are sent back, 6 people in 3 different cities fall in love. Bella falls in love with someone who needs her, Alice stands up for her abused love one, & Emmett questions his actions around Rosalie’s “friends”.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 85,180 - Reviews: 4313 - Favs: 1,331 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Complete
Tube by Annilaia reviews
Bella Swan meets an attractive stranger while riding the tube home one day in London. She discovers that, it's not a dream, and they have a lot more in common, making them almost perfect for each other. AH, short story
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,580 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 1,030 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
Promise by MrsJasperHale reviews
In Omne Tempus..." he said again, his voice made the words sound like music "Is what your engagement ring says...it means forever in latin. Until all time. It can't be broken." EXB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,661 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Complete
Mr Loser by blackxout reviews
Edward Cullen has always been the nerdy boy with over sized glasses. He's been in love with Bella Swan ever since he first laid eyes on her. When Alice decides to give him a makeover, everyone in school seems to notice him, but does Bella notice him? OOC
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,600 - Reviews: 1693 - Favs: 1,123 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Heist by BookMe reviews
Em/J/Ed...bank robbers?*Nods head* The unsuspecting victims-Bella/Angela/A little 4year old girl. See Edward's...'presuasive' side,Emmett's pleasure at meeting a joke loving kid&Jasper's feelings at being a robber. Better than it sounds if i say so myself
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,981 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 43 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8290 - Favs: 7,414 - Follows: 1,695 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Love Thy Neighbour by BookMe reviews
Alice and Rosalie work at Vogue and need an interesting topic for their next month's article. Edward moves into town, and Bella has two weeks off work. What will happen when a pair of sneeky Cupids come out to play? All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 63,134 - Reviews: 738 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 4/22/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Complete
Bellatouille by cookybabe reviews
AU: All human. Bella is a chef in a classy restaurant. She learns that passion for food and another chef can whip up one tasty and incredible recipe. Filled with fun tales of the restaurant life, a giant splash of romance, and a dash of clumsiness. BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,036 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 964 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Complete
Denial With One Major Flaw by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
These two exes want to hate each other. But that's rather hard when in actuality...you love them. Add in all that casual sex and it's near impossible. They're tired of pretending. BxE, AU, all human, one-shot. PLEASE review, not just favorite.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,869 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 135 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Real Relationship : A Geeky Love Story by booksforme reviews
Twilight/Shop Around the Corner : AU Edward and Bella become friends on an online massive-multiplayer roleplaying game. What will happen when they meet in real life, but don't know it? BxE.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,432 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I Can Feel It by BookMe reviews
Ed/A/J/R/Emm all head to the beach on a very hot day.Edward meets a girl stuck in the shade because her shoe's have been snatched and she can't walk over the scorching road.It all heats up from the moment Edward picks her up into his arms. ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,174 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 73 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hitched by Nollie Marie reviews
What happens here, doesn't ALWAYS stay here. It took Bella one cheating ex-boyfriend and a few drinks to find herself married to Edward Cullen, who is handsome, weathly, and isn't about to let her go that quite easily. Please R&R. /Slightly OOC?/
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 65,289 - Reviews: 3520 - Favs: 4,426 - Follows: 1,182 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Complete
Falling in Love at a Coffee Shop by Psychotic Female of Many Names reviews
Edward goes to a small, unpopular coffee shop every day at exactly 8:30 A.M. He is always served by the same girl and sits down in the same spot in the corner armchair. He loves that little shop. But is it really the shop he loves, or the girl? All Human
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I'm Not Falling For You by ronOReds reviews
Bella get's picked to be on a dating reality show! How will the guys show their love and who will be the last one standing!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,235 - Reviews: 3243 - Favs: 2,522 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
Love in Affliction by Saiyachick reviews
-:-1895 England-:-Edward Cullen has always been a ladies man, but after seeing his late father's will, he must choose a bride before his eighteenth birthday otherwise his betrothal to the heinous Duchess of West Essex will be activated.-:-AU-:-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,810 - Reviews: 2288 - Favs: 3,220 - Follows: 891 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

The DIY Walmart Grotto reviews
Bella and Edward are awkward teenagers. They are oblivious to each other's feelings and their friends' matchmaking attempts. Will getting locked in Walmart together finally make them turn their friendship into a beautiful relationship? Most probably, it is Christmas after all! Cute and fluffy, it's a fic about teenage love. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,394 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Perks of Being an Undercover Journalist reviews
Bella is an aspiring journalist that has recently been given the assignment that could skyrocket her career. Edward is a misunderstood inmate in the prison she has been sent to. Will romance blossom? Of course! Canon couples B/E A/J R/Em Fluffy and funny with no angst and little drama. Lemons later in the story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,303 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/20/2012 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Bella, Edward