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Joined 07-27-09, id: 2025074, Profile Updated: 04-16-10
Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, and Kingdom Hearts.

My name is Gabrielle Steinig. I hope you'd guessed as much considering my display name. Otherwise, we might have some serious analyzing to do.

I'm a genius a best, retarded at worst. I adore irony , humor, music and all of its affiliations , literature, swimming, dancing, and singing most of all. I'm a musical theatre major and aspire to make it big on Broadway. I tend to make the most ridiculous faces and the scariest demon sounds you'll ever hear. I'm pretty cool, if I do say so myself. Which I am. Right now.

Oh yeah, and I don't like unnecessarily long profiles. Hahaha. ;D

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Don't Remember Me by HaleySayWhat reviews
He remembers her, but she doesn't remember him. So why won't he forget her? And why did she forget him in the first place? Rated M. SM/RW
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,127 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 3/6/2014 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
Jungle Dominant by brassmonki1 reviews
when Jake comes to stay with Dirk they find that certain noises trigger and raw, feral state within Jake, leading to many comprimising positions
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,927 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Jake E., Dirk S.
Quills and Quaffles by CanadianCheerleader reviews
When Rose Weasley woke up on the morning of her brand new job, she asked herself the age-old question, "What could possibly ruin this golden opportunity for financial success and corporate glory?" Silly girl. She should have known to ask, 'who'. RWSM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,122 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
Astoria's Guide to Slytherin Guys by OurLoveIsForever reviews
"Boys will be boys. Slytherins will be Slytherins. Combine the two and there will be trouble. On the pitch. In the dorm. On the bed. In everyday life. You were warned. Now, act accordingly." Astoria imparts some timeless wisdom.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,074 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Astoria G., Draco M. - Complete
Better Than One by OurLoveIsForever reviews
Some people would like to simply lend a hand. Others smack those hands away and think they can handle the repercussions. The two together? Sure thing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,021 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Lisa T., Theodore N. - Complete
Diary dilemnas by Whit3 ros3 bud reviews
At Charms class, Professor Flitwick is handing out enchanted diaries, similar to the one that was possessed by Tom Riddle. What happens when diaries are dropped, drama is risen, and romance stirs in the air? On Hiatus, revising and editing to improve :P
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,902 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/15/2010 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
My Sweet Ecstasy, My Secret Addiction by pugfaced reviews
-Falling in love was the only goal in life that Draco Malfoy had yet to achieve. Then she walked into his life, and everything changed. She couldn't be his, but secret relationships were always the hottest.-\
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,651 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Adore You by Fairy.Kai reviews
Roxanne Weasley. Died of unrequited love, excessive exposure to dangerous joke-shop products and an overwhelming case of all-round pathetic-ness. R.I.P. Pfft. I wish. It would make things sooo much easier... Roxanne.W/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,202 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Roxanne W., OC
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The Bet reviews
Scorpius Malfoy, a well renowned womanizer, and Rose Weasley, a prideful wild child, have been enemies since they've met. What happens when they're tricked into a bet that requires them to act as a couple?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,156 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
Damp reviews
Demyx moves in as the organization's newest member and Axel isn't too pleased that he'll have to babysit.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,962 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Demyx, Axel
Away
AU. Roxas's past before entering a help center.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Roxas
Conflict
A short passage depicting a fight between Axel and Roxas. It's open for interpretation. One-shot
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
The Gift of Him
AU. Valentine's day brings out the pep in Axel and the past in Roxas. One-shot
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Decoding the Riddles reviews
Albus Potter was having a hard time restraining an anxious whimper from escaping his lips as he scurried down the isle of the Hogwarts Express, his cousin Rose in tow behind him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,924 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/14/2009